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shikitohno , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Screw that, I'm just taking a later lunch then. It they don't like it, they can take it up with the Department of Labor to see what they think of making employees attend a meeting during their breaks.

thanks_shakey_snake , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Sleep is sooo important you guys. And science says exercise is actually really good for you. Make sure to get lots of natural sunlight. Take time for you. Have you considered journaling?

Anyway here’s my website and a link to a book that I wrote (digital only). Thanks for the $8000 and have a blessed day!

drolex ,

Money is not everything in life, my good friend! Subscribe to my LinkedIn webinar for only $80/month to discover why!

ArtVandelay ,
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“All my life I had been told money doesn’t buy happiness. Then I realized the people who were saying that were the ones with all the money. So, I figured they were trying to hide a good thing.” -Tony Curtis, Operation Petticoat

Skaryon ,

We literally had a coach type woman give a webinar where she spouted all of that crap and a healthy dose of “have you tried not being depressed”?

Luckily we’re not in the US and workers dare speak up and raised hell until the company leadership apologized (not that we believe it but hey)

moar_salt , to memes in Day. Ruined.

Someone once said, after a long day of volunteering, if you don't have enough time for a nice shower, a nice fresh pair of socks does so much good for you.

empireOfLove , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Easy. Open webinar on computer. Leave desk.

Lexam , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

They don’t see an opportunity to reduce employee workloads, just employees.

PenguinJuice , to memes in Day. Ruined.

I never understood this. I sleep with wet socks on and the fan. Helps keep me cool at night.

AngryCommieKender , to memes in Day. Ruined.

This is why I have steel toes sandals, and water shoes. If there’s even a slight possibility of my feet getting wet, I’m wearing one of those.

Imgonnatrythis ,

If you have children better just wear those all the time.

charlytune , to memes in Day. Ruined.
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I trod on a slug recently while wearing socks. The slime didn’t come out in the wash. Bleeuuurrgghhhh.

lost_in_the_bewilderness ,

Gross. I’ve sat my naked butt on one… at night, on the edge of a hot tub. Worst experience ever haha.

Hovenko , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science
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So he bought a microwave to microwave a microwave.

PuddingFeeling907 , to cat in Lula looking reluctant
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Hey now being the president of Brazil is hard work

Cysioland , to memes in Day. Ruined.

My dog is a really messy drinker and I’ve done it many times

Cysioland , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

At one company we had an in-person breathing exercise led by an annoying HR lady from the company HQ.

ChickenLadyLovesLife , to memes in Day. Ruined.

I was sleeping on the living room couch in my one-floor house one night when my cat woke me up by jumping on my chest and batting me in the face, something that he never does normally. I also heard some sort of weird rushing noise that I couldn’t make any sense of. I groggily got up and both stockinged feet went “sploosh” in the carpet, which I immediately knew was not a good thing at all.

Turns out my cat had been sleeping in the bathroom sink like he normally does, and he had somehow pushed the drain closed while also flipping up the faucet lever. This sink had no overflow drain so it quickly began pouring water all over the floor. By the time I got up, more than half the house’s floors had been thoroughly soaked and a much larger amount of water had poured through the floor heating ducts and down into the basement.

I was impressed by my cat’s intelligence at realizing something was seriously wrong and that the hooman needed to be woken up to deal with it. The moral of the story is where the fuck can you even buy a bathroom sink without an overflow drain? This one was on my cheap-ass landlord.

moosetwin , to memes in Day. Ruined.
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I have touch sensitivities, (especially when it comes to paper) but for some reason I’ve never had wet socks as a problem.

BeeCoffee , to memes in Perspective
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Come on, you would totally play it if you had it lol

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