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jaaake , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

stair correction

At this point, why would you want that double height step when walking to the bathroom from the hallway?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

“I paid for the little half chub step, I’m gonna use the little half chub step”

  • the guy who built that, probably, before taking another hit from the meth gravity bong
YungOnions ,

Just to, you know, keep things interesting.

infectoid , to memes in was this not allowed before?
@infectoid@lemmy.world avatar

Apple fan boi here.

I also love to shit on Apple.

Some of the big reveals are so dumb. They just give things a different name to blow your mind.

“Omg! They invited spatial computing!!!”

summerof69 ,

It’s not dumb because it works, doesn’t it? Even haters spread the news.

survivalmachine , to memes in was this not allowed before?

This was not allowed before. Until just recently, the technology didn’t exist to place icons anywhere in the grid. They would automatically smoosh up into orderly rows starting at the top-left with no gaps between icons. Apple is continuing to develop cutting edge innovation, though, and now you will be able to leave entire rows and columns empty, or any specific icon space you choose!

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Seems like a trivial programming task even my junior noob ass can handle.

casmael ,

Actually it’s because apps aren’t neutrally buoyant in the OS, they naturally float to the top

Starayo ,

No wonder it took so long, must’ve been a nightmare to get every different app neutral, what with their differing weights.

Natanael ,

They had to invent whole new algorithms to he able to give the binaries of all apps the exact same Hamming weight

PsychedSy ,

Dear god, someone needs to make a physics based home screen. It would be utter hell. When you move, it all gets tossed around.

mexicancartel ,

Auto rotate works on all angles…

PsychedSy ,

Widgets are now 3d boxes and you have to tilt your phone down and flip it until they face you.

uis ,

Particle simulation home screen

PsychedSy ,

There’s probably a live wallpaper for that.

uis ,

I mean apps icons that are rigid bodies that are simulated

PsychedSy ,

Oh oh. Gotcha. Imagine not being able to make an emergency phone call until it settled down.

uis ,

Or making it by doing rageshake

Zymii , to technology in Running Windows on bus screens at Schipol Airport
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It’s probably Windows IOT which is commonly used for signage and displays

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_IoT

Sunny OP ,

Was never aware such existed, thanks for pointing it out!

rdyoung ,

This right here. Many years ago when a foodlion near me rolled out self check outs I happened to discover a way to crash the self check app and access windows running underneath.

FlatFootFox , (edited ) to memes in Apple
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  • Rustmilian ,
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    Lukewarm? All my homies hate Google.

    toomanypancakes , to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear
    @toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

    Now this is the kind of high quality content I come here for

    kamen , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

    In short, this is a battery handle.

    Natanael ,

    It will unleash the battery’s potential

    0ops ,

    Might be terminal though

    Belgdore ,

    Perhaps, but I think we’ll see a high level of resistance.

    Onsotumenh ,

    That might be a hot take.

    theneverfox ,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    Are you positive? It’s a negative over here

    toynbee ,

    Correct, horse!

    sittytucker ,

    Battery staple.

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    Yes yes fun fun. In real life, I have some pretty huge batteries and there is a handle on each but the handle is a non-conductive rope.

    SpaceNoodle , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

    That’s assuming that half of the gut biomes of all humans was just left floating around. No, it’s more likely that the biomes were snapped out of existence with their hosts.

    saigot ,

    well when you get snapped all that’s left is dust. perhaps that dust is all the microbes in your body that survive the snap. It clearly takes up far less space that if it just disintegrated you.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Whomever wrote the code for the synchronous kill must have been sweating bullets. So many ways that could go wrong.

    MaxVoltage , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
    @MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

    okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

    LEDZeppelin ,

    Oh, shucks

    hungryphrog ,

    Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

    moriquende ,

    Eating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.

    jubilationtcornpone , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

    I was in management before I moved to engineering full time. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed my team and watching them grow and develop their skills. I also learned a lot about things that I wouldn’t have been exposed to otherwise.

    The key role of a good leader is to remove “log jams” and then get out of the way. But I was log-jammed out. An incredibly toxic workplace has a way of doing that. I fought hard for my employees. They deserved that. They had my respect and they earned it. If I had to go back and fight for them again, I would. But man, it’s been nice to get away from all that for the past few years.

    So this is me a couple weeks ago when my boss tells me he wants me to take over as one of the team leads and on the outside I’m like, “Thanks for the opportunity! I appreciate the vote of confidence.” And on the inside I’m like, “…please no.”

    WashedOver ,
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    I had been a servant leader for a number of years in a big corporation in a remote location where I could break away from their older 50’s style management structure. I had a great crew that was able to do wonderful things. The company took notice and wanted me to move to other locations. I wasn’t interested in moving so far away. I would be sent to train and show other locations how we streamlined so well. We eventually closed down our location as the largest customer *we served closed after 90 years.

    I was going to walk away from it all then one of my old customers wanted me to come and help them grow, move, and re-invent themselves. I was able to bring in some of the old crew and it was a lot of heavy lifting. Having the ownership in the location didn’t make it easy as they were into the old 50s style mentality so it was a constant fight to implement all the great things they loved about my old location that served them. I was pretty burnt out by the end with being left to navigate Rona on my own with the crews when ownership went and hid in their homes. They didn’t take it seriously at first and then when they flipped it was left in my hands to deal with while they freaked out about the end of the world.

    Eventually they sold to a larger company and I was excited for this change. Turns out the new company spouted everything that sounded good but they were so disfunctional and full of themselves it was tough. I was glad to go when they folded our location into another existing one.

    I miss working with the people daily and helping them grow and remove those road blocks but I was tired out by the latest ownership disfunction especially when they drank their own Kool aid so much they couldn’t see how badly they were making it for the staff.

    The only saving grace for this last ownership group was the previous ownership was so terrible, the new owners seemed like a good upgrade. They were in some ways. It wasn’t for those of us that had worked for structured and properly run companies. It’s been rough on the staff that remain and the steps backwards they had to endure in the process. The new owners are fairly certain they are doing great things. I wish them all luck and I’m glad to be out.

    jubilationtcornpone ,

    It’s an incredible paradox isn’t it? Someone up the ladder sees you getting results and they decide they want more of that. Then, when you try to show them what it takes to get more of “that”, they look at you like you have two heads. In my case I got sick of being told I needed to constantly micro-manage my people. I told my boss something to the effect of, “we pay grown-ass adults to do their job like adults. If you think I can’t walk away for two seconds and trust that they’re still going to be doing their job when I’m gone, then you need to fire them and hire someone who will.”

    He turned white as a ghost. He knew damn well I was right, he just didn’t want to have to tell his boss (the Chief Micromanagement Officer) that. Good leadership isn’t that complicated. Empower people to do their job and feel like they own it and they will do it a hell of a lot better than if you’re standing over their shoulder all the time.

    WashedOver ,
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    Yes this exactly. If you need to do this you have hired the wrong people and/or the mission is not clear.

    I decided I wasn’t going to be a prison warden early on in my career after trying to be one for the company.

    We got so much further as a team when I use to make sure they had their birthday cakes and whatever other supplies or tools and got the hell out of their way.

    Not a lot of people can trust others this much. It also takes initiative to weed out those that are not going to fit into the team quickly. 1 bad Apple can make the bunch go bad quickly.

    MonkderZweite ,

    Why would you say that if you think otherwise on the inside?

    Dettweiler42 , to memes in Do yourself a favor

    The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
    Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
    Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

    ndsvw , to workreform in How in the hell
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  • speaker_hat ,

    Upvoted during the act

    onceandfuturealice ,

    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

    That’s why I poop on company time

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  • jaackf ,

    – Rage Against The Machine

    AVincentInSpace , to memes in oof

    i’m curious now

    usually censorship is used to replace a strong word with a milder one, or to change the meaning of the text

    what word in this meme was so egregious that OP saw fit to replace it with “fucking”

    wh0_cares ,

    My best guess is that it originally was “fucking,” someone censored it to something like “hecking,” then someone else censored the censor back to “fucking”

    Misconduct ,

    I kinda love this journey though

    kamen ,

    Who doesn’t love fucking?

    BodilessGaze ,

    Asexuals?

    saltnotsugar , to memes in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

    “Blimey Harry! This panzerfaust looks wicked,” Ron said. “Come along you two. We need to hold this bridge for three hours,” Hermione barked from the Tiger tank. Harry had never seen such bullshit before, and thought this whole magic business seemed rather bothersome.

    superduperenigma , to memes in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV

    People who annoy you

    BolexForSoup , (edited )
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    asfasfa

    15liam20 ,

    Kiss my ass

    MajorMajormajormajor ,
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