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Legend , to fediverse in Would Lemmy Benefit from Implementing Polls?

I want to see lemmy grow and be a really feature rich platform with no lack in features so yes i would love to see encrypted pm, polls etc.

AnalogyAddict , to aboringdystopia in Gourmet Rule

Another title could be “McKinsey & Company asks tone-deaf question and fails to recognize Millennial sarcasm.”

M0oP0o OP ,

Love how even the examples make no sense, Like $130 for a week and a half is what like $12 a day? Like what even is a fancy soda or drink in this example? and for a 10 or 11 day stretch $35 on protein bars is the cost of a coffee a day. Hell I wish I could feed myself for only $12 a day.

“Gen Z, meanwhile, said they often choose high-quality snacks and beverages, which makes for expensive grocery bills.

One 23-year-old Gen Zer told Business Insider by text that he spends about $130 on groceries for a week and a half. “Fancy sodas and drinks” and “random snacks at Trader Joe’s” account for the bulk of the bill. He also said he spends about $35 on protein bars.”

where_am_i ,

so, somebody lives with their parents and spends their cash on snacks. Makes sense.

Kusimulkku ,

If they don’t pay for actual groceries then 12$ a day sounds like a lot for snacks.

M0oP0o OP ,

And if they do pay for groceries $12 a day is not abnormal, $4 a meal (assuming they are having 3 a day) is not some highfalutin lifestyle.

Kusimulkku ,

From the article it doesn’t seem like anyone failed to recognize sarcasm. It mentions how times are tough so the “splurge” target is much more mundane and low-cost.

AnalogyAddict ,

“What do you splurge on?”

“Splurge? If I feel really wealthy, I let myself have a more expensive snack.”

Seems you missed it, too.

Kusimulkku ,

It comes with bitter humour for sure but the whole thing isn’t some sarcastic joke. And the article and surveyors understood it as what it is. Kids are poor as shit so can’t splurge on almost anything. One thing people spend more than necessary are fancier snacks but that’s about it.

The article is outrage baiting though which is a tactic that always works.

AnalogyAddict ,

Ah, I see. You aren’t actually arguing with me. Got it.

HenriVolney , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Maybe they could try this (before going on the beach)?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/39be0ce1-8150-4799-8db2-65b3d77595fa.png

Delphia ,

In all seriousness track retrofits tend to do really poorly outside of snow.

HenriVolney ,

OK, in the end, I won’t install them on my Gen 2 Prius. Thanks for the tip!

Track_Shovel OP ,

You can get them on UTVs (side-by-sides). They also suck there, because if you try to reverse over something you can pretty much rip the track off

An argo, dollar for dollar, is the best thing to take into the bush.

sukhmel ,

This Argo? (was the first link in the argo car search)

Track_Shovel OP ,
sukhmel ,

Sweet, looks like an all terrain golf cab

sukhmel ,
HenriVolney ,

I want one to park it in my narrow one-way street that the municipality won’t close to traffic because they hate pedestrians!

Zikeji , to aboringdystopia in Being in the way of cars deserve to get you killed apparently
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

No, I haven’t heard this “general opinion”. Any conversation I’ve been a part of or observed (which, to be fair, is less than a few dozen) has always defaulted to the driver being at fault.

I’m not sure where you live that the general opinion is victim blaming, but it doesn’t sound like a pleasant place.

wildcherry OP ,

It’s not. I used to take a hammer in my backpack while cycling for self-defense.

dependencyinjection ,

Where?

wildcherry OP ,

Western europe.

dependencyinjection ,

And you feel like you need a hammer?

I’m just trying to gauge the roughness of your area, it seems you don’t want to be specific which is fine.

I live in Manchester in the UK, healthy level of gangs, knife crime etc. yet I’ve never felt the need to walk around with a hammer. Like I’ll walk through moss side with no issue.

I guess my point is I am wondering if you’re just being worried about nothing or you’re living in hell.

wildcherry OP ,

I mean my city is a rust belt and it’s kinda rough crime-wise. But drivers, especially, are fucking crazy. I lived in other places and people were actually quiet on the wheel. Here, I have a friend who had a case for homicide attempt after a truck rammed him “for fun”. He won. Pretty much every cyclist I know got hit by a car.

dependencyinjection ,

That sounds like a wild place bro. Some people are certifiable.

wildcherry OP ,

Yeah. The worst part is that in other context they often aren’t bad people.

cheese_greater ,

Can you elaborate why people suck that much in your neck of the woods+rust belt?

wildcherry OP ,

Political corruption is endemic and every public transportation project gets an occasion for embezzlement. I think it plays a lot.

nonailsleft ,

Charleroi?

wildcherry OP ,

Almost :D Liege

Excrubulent , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

In case anyone’s unclear about how someone gets to the point that they’re blasting their gun into an empty street because an acorn fell on their car, you should learn about How Cops Are Trained to Shoot You in Your Home.

TL;DW: watch it, this is important. But also they are basically traumatised into being jumpy trigger happy motherfuckers by their sociopathic training.

Cosmicomical , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

Same for cleopatra and the pyramids

Johanno ,

They were ancient when she was ruling Egypt

Cosmicomical ,

Exactly, she would be better represented riding a monocycle than having anything to do with the pyramids.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Why? She would have clearly known about them.

nossaquesapao , (edited )

I was thinking the same. People are probably mixing up the being alive during the construction of the pyramids with coexisting with them. Even us today coexist with the pyramids and could be accurately pictured around them.

Cosmicomical ,

Lincoln certainly knew of the pyramids, but is rarely depicted with them

silasmariner ,

Was Lincoln Queen of Egypt for long?

Cosmicomical ,

Oh gosh I don’t know what his kinks were

silasmariner ,

This is actually just gonna remain unrecognised genius forever

Cosmicomical ,

Lol thank you :D

OutlierBlue ,

Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?

veroxii ,

For the implication.

Everythingispenguins ,

They just have a born hatred of regular shaped objects. They don’t like order and seek to destroy it.

Kase ,

Same

Death_Equity ,

But the pyramids have 8 sides!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Does it really need a reason?

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

For dominance or feeding rights over a fresh kill.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I think they meant if the T-Rex fought Cleopatra for the pyramids.

Klear ,

I’m confused. What does that have to do with a unicycle?

Malfeasant ,

Ride it down the side of the pyramid…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The pyramids riding a unicycle is a new one

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in awwww
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Are you suggesting my scrotum isn't cute?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Better post a pic so we can judge

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes.

Prove me wrong.

(Plz don’t actually… I can’t handle that much awe in one lifetime)

shneancy , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao

or maybe there were some, giggling in the background

Rayspekt ,

Some of these names must be handed to the higher-ups with pure malicious intent, I love it

khaliso ,

Not malitious - this is a case of chaotic good. If it’s funny and harms noone, roll with it!

Branch_Ranch ,
  • malicious
  • no one
anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, corporations love to run wild and fun with their marketing…

LemmysMum ,

The ones that make memorable marketing do.

undeffeined ,

We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics

sfxrlz ,

I can barely imagine how funny that must have been

Patches ,

They knew

Jubei_K_08 ,

I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.

NegativeLookBehind , to memes in Don't worry, ladies, I got this
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

ThePyroPython ,
Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy Christ

KISSmyOS ,

“Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?”

hunter2 , to memes in Text wrap

Bonuspoints if it keeps being borked after undoing the last change. Certified Microsoft moment 😎

Track_Shovel OP ,

My fight right now is with figure cross references inserting the whole fucking figure in the text body.

I know how to fix it, but it’s a pain.

affiliate ,

I know how to fix it, but it’s a pain.

this is a perfect description of the microsoft office experience

CADmonkey , to memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

I worked night shift in a metal fabrication shop about 11 years ago.

Two bastions of humanity figured out that they could light an oxyfuel torch and adjust it to a neutral flame, snuff the flame out of a glove or something, and then use the torch to fill a plastic sandwich bag with a perfect mixture of oxygen and acetylene. They would then place this bag somewhere and light it on fire, which made a lot of noise. They had great fun until they tried it with a small office-sized trash bag. The word of the day is brisance. It made a tremendous bang which cracked some glass in the shop, but of course our two heroes were caught in the blast amd burned, because a sandwich bag made a loud pop, but a trash bag was more of a bomb. They lit the trash bag like they did the little bags, by holding a lighter to the plastic.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy fuck.

Imagine filling out the paper work for that one

lightnsfw ,

We had another shop in the chain I worked for fire everyone for doing that when I was a mechanic. There were no injuries but the neighboring businesses called 911 because they thought there was a bomb.

CADmonkey ,

Yeah that is attention no business wants.

bandario ,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I was at an xmas party one year where the workshop boys did this with an upturned 44 gallon drum. It was the loudest bang I’ve ever heard. I thought we were under some sort of attack.

They expected the drum to launch a little but what actually ended up happening was the upturned metal bottom blew off and launched a LOT punching a hole in the workshop roof. It’s a miracle that nobody was hurt (their hearing probably was). Somehow they didn’t get fired.

Peppycito ,

Somehow they didn’t get fired.

When someone does something really stupid and shows remorse, you can be pretty sure they will never ever do it again. A new guy might though.

CADmonkey ,

I was invited to a rural party for new years, I’m pretty sure it was 2003-2004. I drank entirely too much, and saw some friends crushing beer cans, and was inspired. I found an old 55-gallon steel drum, put a bunch of water in it, and rolled it into the bonfire. Once steam was shooting out, I put the bungs back on it and rolled it into the pond. After a few minutes, there was a metallic “bang” and the drum was folded in on itself.

The guy who invited me to the party told everyone for years that I used my head to crush a steel drum.

cupcakezealot , to piracy in Vimms Lair is getting removal notices from Nintendo etc. We need someone to help make a rom pack archive can you help?
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
dan1101 , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

What the fsck?

then_three_more ,

Just Linux errors.

lord_ryvan ,

It’s likely referring to the child process

VOwOxel , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

“It’s a cylinder”

riodoro1 , to lemmyshitpost in Living in a forest without any technology also works, since you will have no internet access anyways.

If you want to be private I’d say ditching technology altogether is one of the first steps. Not much use for a computer in the woods anyway.

Rustmilian , (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

I think there’s plenty of use for a computer in the woods, particularly for automation, telling time, etc. just not any task that requires internet obviously.

For example, imagine having a solar panel and battery connected to an Arduino that controls some sort of motor or pump and at certain times of the day it turns on and waters your crops. You could even use sensors connected to the Arduino to measure environmental conditions like temperature, humidity, and soil moisture.

Promethiel ,
@Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

Shhh, you’ll attract the solarpunks and then we’ll really be finding out all about the ways of low-tech and high-nature. Some of us have things to do today other than design low-watt high-flow irrigation.

thisfro ,

Too late

milicent_bystandr ,

Gotta beware those IR satellite cameras tho. Tunnels. For real privacy you need tunnels.

Also nukes, or someone’s going to invade you before you’re done.

But not ordinary nukes, off the shelf at your nearest military supplier. Those aren’t really free, you know, and besides licensing issues you never know what trackers and backdoors are hidden inside.

You need Transparency.

You need Privacy.

You need Freedom.

You need Gnukes.

helpme ,

Some say Samsung was in development of such a device… They had this prototype that you could fit in your pocket.

milicent_bystandr ,

Samsung? Making FOSWMD? They don’t even do FOSS!

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