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jeena , to world in Israeli settlers storm West Bank village, setting cars and homes ablaze
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar
Altofaltception ,

Hey now that’s antisemitic

Neon ,

The whole Region has just been a cycle of terrorism lately

LordWiggle , to lemmyshitpost in RIP in pieces
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

Oh how I wish this was true. Would have made this world a better place.

Ohi ,

No doubt he’s a egotistical dick, but to say the world would be a better place without him is categorically false on many grounds.

  • The man popularized electric vehicles like no car manufacturers have ever been able to do.
  • SpaceX’s achievement in reducing the cost per pound and reusable rocket tech will have profound implications on our species survival over the long run.
  • Starlink coverage now provides relatively affordable internet to far more remote areas of the world.

So while I think recent years of criticism is fair based on his behavior (why the hell is he wasting precious time on Twitter again?) to say the world would be better off without him is to overlook the substantial contributions he has made towards technological advancement and global connectivity. It’s important to separate the individual’s personal flaws from the broader value of their work. Just my 2 cents.

LordWiggle ,
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

Yay, electric vehicles are popular! Only bring loads of issues, cost a lot of rare earth metals which are mined by slaves and children, run on fossil fuel electricity (many coal plants and bio gas which are burned forests) and they are too heavy for the roads we have and electricity network, causing both to require many more replacements and maintenance, which costs loads of co2 emissions.

SpaceX is awesome! Costs less materials, so much easier to launch way more rockets into the sky! Like for starlink for example. Luckily the fuel used for it has zero emissions /s

But starlink is nice. Loads of space junk and coverage in most places is where already a different and faster network is, but it’s nice to have connectivity in hard to reach places. But is it worth all the emissions and space junk? And child labor for all the rare earth metals?

root_beer , (edited )

That connectivity in hard-to-reach places—much like free speech absolutism—is conditional upon whether he (or the dictator of an invading force, with whom he agrees) will allow it

[edit] and apparently Starlink may not even be profitable, with its accounting described as “more art than science” which always bodes well

marito , to aboringdystopia in The United States of America, but for Trans People

I may not be trans, but I’m brown, this helps too.

Imgonnatrythis , to funny in Hehe

This is also the implied response of every doordash delivery person everytime I pay $35 for what shows up as a cold—ass paninni 75minutes after my order and I’ve irrevocably “pre” tipped them 18% for the delivery.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

I’m pretty sure you can adjust the tip after delivery.

Also, the 18% is likely why your food is cold. Dashers are expecting over 25% now (which is part of why I stopped using them).

You’re lucky that the food being cold is all that’s wrong, because some entitled assholes will fuck with your food if the tip isn’t high enough (even though they accepted the job knowing the tip)

Imgonnatrythis ,

Really don’t think you can adjust it anymore, think that was an old feature. I assumed they were blinded to the tip - you are saying the tip amount actually acts like a bidding war for even getting people to accept the order? That’s even poorer design than I thought.

NekoRogue ,

UberEats still allows it, I believe. But people abuse that feature by “tip baiting” someone to take their order, then removing the tip after the driver has already spent the time, gas, and effort to deliver it. The driver could spend an hour on the order and only make $2.50 during that time, minus the cost of gas. Happens a lot with orders that are several miles away from the restaurant especially, because no one wants to pay enough to make the trip worth it for the driver.

HottieAutie ,

I knew someone that was a dasher. She told me she would eat people’s food and totally mess with it, regardless of the tip. After hearing her stories, I never order door dash or similar anymore.

Spider89 ,

Isn’t that illegal?

HottieAutie ,

Possibly, but that wouldn’t have stopped her. If anything, it would have encouraged her. She also stole a lot from stores and friends and was an insane liar. She was a complete piece of shit human.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I don’t think most of them are pieces of shit like her though. People respond to incentives, there’s not much incentive or hedonic gain for most of us to mess with each other’s food. If you think me tipping you $7 on top of what you are being paid to do a delivery is some sort insult and you poop in my taco, I’m not going to tip you more next time. This is starting to bleed into a discussion about tipping which is about as fun as having an abortion discussion in the US, so on that note I’m out

brbposting ,
HottieAutie ,

she would 100% be the person that would do that.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Number fifteen…

Sweetpeaches69 ,

THE LAST THING YOU’D EXPECT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE’S FOOT FUNGUS

Socsa ,

Most places have started putting security stickers on their bags. These days if anything goes wrong it’s just straight up that the food doesn’t get delivered.

Kusimulkku ,

Fucking hell. Glad the robots are taking over food delivery.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Count yourself lucky if you hace access to that. A ways away for most of us.

NewNewAccount ,

Expecting 25%? Where are you hearing this?

Imgonnatrythis ,

I really need to shut up about this, but can’t help myself. Who the hell brainwashed society into using percentages on delivery? For a restaurant there is at least a rough correlation between the work done by the server, the time they’ve spent tending to you, and the cost of the meal. Tipping falls apart under any kind of logical analysis, but there’s like at least a little bit of sense in using a percentage here. If I order a $10 burger that you drop off on my porch should I pay you 10x more if you drop off a $100 steak? If you answered yes, please just get fucked.

flicker , (edited )

I agree with you but I believe I have an answer. The implication is, if you can afford to buy the $100 steak, you can afford to tip more. And if you can’t afford to tip more, you shouldn’t but the steak.

Which is horrible, and dumb, and tipping is garbage. But that’s where that comes from.

Socsa ,

I drove for a decade before the apps and this is exactly how it worked. Tipping expectation was proportional to distance and most people understood this. If the order was big enough to require multiple trips to the car (basically a catering order or like 20+ pizzas) we’d expect another $5 or so.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

If extra money is given before service is rendered, it’s not a tip, but a bribe.

NekoRogue ,

As a former dasher myself, dashers are expecting that because it needs to be worth the time, cost of gas, and wear and tear on their car to even do the order.

Doordash only pays around $2.50 per order. If it’s a really bad one (long distance, a slow restaurant that takes up a lot of time, long driving distance) DoorDash might add a dollar or two to get someone to take it. If your food is cold, it’s probably because no one wanted to take your order because it wasn’t worth it, so you have to wait until a driver who doesn’t understand that they’re spending more money than they’re making takes a bad order. Sometimes the restaurant is slow or says an order is ready when it isn’t. The “tip” is pretty much the whole pay for the order. And if the tip is really good, sometimes DoorDash takes part of it without telling anyone.

Also, DoorDash doesn’t always show you the whole tip amount. There’s a note that says “the actual tip may be higher.” Usually it’s not, but they leave that “maybe” in there to bait you into acceptimg orders that cost more to deliver than you earn.

There are definitely some shitty drivers. But a lot of people don’t have a choice but to do gig jobs. People with disabilities who need to have flexible schedules because they don’t qualify for disability assistance and they can’t commit to a schedule because of random symptom flare ups. People with criminal records. People with social anxiety. Minorities. People learning English.

DoorDash is to blame here, not the drivers. They need to call it something other than a “tip.” The suggested “tip” amount should be based on the driving distance, not a percentage of the order cost. And they should pay drivers more out of the “service fees” they get for sitting back doing nothing and letting the app print money for them.

Let’s blame the right people here.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Preach!

Straight up, the drivers need a union.

And back during covid, it was the drivers that helped keep some places from going under because they would have otherwise not been able to have customers at all.

I may not be able to afford the cost, but I respect the fuck out of people doing the work and want them to get paid properly.

LEONHART ,

THANK YOU. 👍

Fiivemacs ,

That’s on you…

I_Clean_Here ,

I mean, stop using doordash

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

cold ass—paninni

watson387 ,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

I prefer my ass-paninnis warm, thanks.

Psychodelic ,

Every time

Every… time? That is just absolutely insane to me. I’ve literally never used that kind of service and I can’t understand how so many people pay so much money for that it

You must have a lot of disposable income or something

Imgonnatrythis ,

It’s a mixed bag. Imagine having only three restaurants that deliver to you (and two suck) and then all the sudden you have a whole city of restaurants that are available to you and you hardly ever have time or want to deal with going into the city to do a pickup. That’s my experience. I don’t use it everyday or every week, but it just stinks that when I do it’s very expensive and hey, maybe that’s justiable (freemarket whatever), but to have service issues where clearly zero effort was made to transport the stuff appropriately feels like a real “hehe”.

LaVacaMariposa ,

It seems like it would be much cheaper and better to just go to the restaurant and eat there instead of dumping money on doordash

vardogor ,

i had to use it when i didn’t have a car and couldn’t get groceries or whatever sometimes. nice little tool to keep the poor poorer

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or like, what if you’re drunk/high and traveling isn’t really an option, but you’re hungry? I’ve never used DoorDash, but it seems like that’s the type of thing that’d get the majority of business.

Socsa ,

Ok, I’ll do that when Burger King lets me smoke a fat blunt in their dining room.

Socsa ,

It makes more sense if you are actually in an urban area. I get hot food in 20 minutes from the places within a few blocks. I assume the people complaining are out in the suburbs or are ordering food from far away.

gearheart ,

Half the time I’ve doordashed I swear the driver eats some of my food.

I call the restaurant due to the missing food and they don’t understand why when they double checked the order.

Yeah… I don’t door dash anymore.

BakedGoods ,

Why would you tip for delivery? Or ever?

Chev ,

Just get yourself a home cook

TheRedSpade ,

I’m just gonna drop this here for future readers.

redcalcium , to linuxmemes in Does ubuntu still install snaps when you use apt?

Ubuntu, please stop! Her neck is going to snap!

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

snaps

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Ooh, snap!

chulo_sinhatche , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to court.

These guys send so much certified mail I think they’re propping up the USPS.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Someone has to

slazer2au ,

Well it sure isn’t the taxes they aren’t paying.

witheyeandclaw ,

No tax dollars go to USPS.

slazer2au ,

Oh neat. I assumed like other government corporations it’s bottom line is partly paid for by tax and the revenue generated makes up the rest.

FutileRecipe ,

We are self-funding. The Postal Service generally receives no tax dollars for operating expenses and relies on the sale of postage, products and services to fund its operations.

Top facts you should know | Postal Facts - U.S. Postal Service (usps.com)

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Pierogi were good though

Why would people go to European Texas for femboys?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah, maybe it’s because my UI standards are too high to spend any more time than necessary on Discord but I wasn’t aware that this was a thing.

Are Polish femboys actually a Discord meme or was that just a random social media choice?

HikingVet ,

These are all good questions. I don’t use discord, I wasn’t aware that this could be a thing either. My impressions of Poland come from other places…

DangedIfYouDid ,

They’re a meme beyond discord as well, but not hugely mainstream, existing in a similar space to mentions of Ohio in a positive light. Just more Gen-Z ironic humor.

It’s a take on “doth protest too much.” Because Poland is super conservative, therefore secretly specialized in femboys.

JackbyDev ,

There are definitely alt right femboys though.

gravitas_deficiency ,

tread harder daddy 😩💦

It is for sure a… fascinating combo, given the context.

ceiphas , to programmer_humor in Uh...oh...

The bigger problem is, when the code works, but you think it shouldn’t

BanjoShepard ,

Yeah this is the scariest point in all of my projects.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

The true horror begins, when the customer calls for support, because some things are awkward, and you know instantly the cause, also that you will have to fix this now, 5 years later.

xpinchx ,

I love that realization when I throw some hacky shit together and it somehow works first try.

When I try to be organized and meticulous nothing works and I eventually give up.

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

That sounds like a great way to set yourself up for spectacular failures down the road

brygphilomena , to aboringdystopia in Dead Internet Theory is Correct in More Ways Than One

I don’t think it’s dead Internet theory. But this is more dystopian in that private corporations are censoring our speech and searching based on their own criteria.

I find csam repulsive, but having a corporation or ai restrict unrelated content because their system construes an innocent search as potential bad is almost worst.

Lmaydev ,

They could have just typed lady tbf

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Lady does sound like an older woman. Gal, woman or chick would probably work, but that’s all besides the point, it’s very common to use <whatever> girl as a search term: biker girl, skater girl, ring girl, bikini girl, racer girl, etc. It’s just dumb to automatically assume any search with “girl” means “child”.

Lmaydev ,

Maybe because I’m older idk, but boy and girl make me think of children.

corsicanguppy ,

Maybe because I’m older idk, but boy and girl make me think of children.

I’m so old that I don’t sprinkle my comments with kid-pidgin like ‘idk’, and I don’t equate ‘girl’ with ‘young girl’. Bat Girl, Girl Friday, Ring Girl, “I married a girl right out of college”; it’s about context.

Lmaydev ,

Ok, boomer.

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Lol what a lame comeback. Gtfo of here you pedo. Girl does not mean child automatically. Context is everything.

RoquetteQueen ,
@RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s more a problem because people don’t really do it for men.

CoolMatt ,

Idk, I’m 31 and my girlfriend is 27. I don’t call her my woman friend or lady friend, and calling her my girlfriend doesn’t really make her sound underage to me

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Especially since “woman friend” and “lady friend” specifically mean “friend who is a female, no romantic entanglement” or “I’m specifically NOT using the word girlfriend here.”

Which does expose kind of a scar on the language; the terms we have for unmarried romantic partners are inherently juvenile, which puts 50 year olds who are dating in the awkward position of calling each other boy and/or girl. Or you get to spit out all ten chapters of the phrase “significant other.”

KISSmyOS , (edited )

Easy solution:
“Hi, have you met Elaine? We fuck.”

echodot ,

The word motorcycle rather implies an age range doesn’t it?

Lmaydev ,

16 in my country. So not necessarily.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Sexy motorcycle grandma.

brygphilomena ,

Never had to design something for the public? Can’t expect everyone to use the exact right terminology.

Lmaydev ,

I doubt searching for softcore pornography was a high priority when building these filters.

nicknonya , to lemmyshitpost in Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

first time i’ve not seen anyone mentioning horse cock under a vaush mention

MsPenguinette ,

Hate to break it to you but you are the person who mentioned horse cock

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
noxy ,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

everyone loves horse cock

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

sends your asshole into shock

RoseTintedGlasses ,
@RoseTintedGlasses@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

funniest bit of lore about the guy that made that song is that he was a member of Caleb Maupin’s patsoc cult who probably hated vaush’s guts

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/7e6b2773-b7d6-4e45-8fcf-8ac52bfc2741.jpeg

Eldritch ,

Mr hands loved it too much

DragonTypeWyvern ,

He flew too close to the horse cock

yarr ,

Mountain streams flowing,
Vaush’s heart beats as horse race,
Cock cries in delight.

Horse rider gallops by,
Strong tail stirring autumn leaves,
Erection takes hold.

Sunset paints the sky,
Bronze stallion calls Vaush’s name,
Aroused, he mounts.

mipadaitu , to lemmyshitpost in Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now
Classy ,

That first paragraph about made me choke

SuperSynthia ,

That’s slightly…endearing in a really dystopian way

fishbone ,

This is the only truly responsible usage of chatbots.

Zink , to aboringdystopia in Parasitic wasps and caterpillars type of thing
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Still waiting for tech to reduce how much people need to work

EndlessApollo ,

It has, but instead of workers getting better hours CEOs just get more money

GoodEye8 ,

We have different forms of such tech for a century now. For most people it reduces the work load to zero, as in they get fired. All the while one person (with this new tech) has to do the work of many and their load doesn’t get reduced. Finally, the person not doing any of the work, the owner, pockets the extra profits.

NaibofTabr ,

It has, now one person can do the work of ten… so now there’s only one job, where there used to be ten.

hertg ,
r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

We've had over a century of continuous development of technologies that effectively work as a force multiplier in terms of work done per person. The current "AI" craze just being the latest of those.

At every point, business had the option of using this technology to improve the work/life balance and improve overall the lives of people, or improve the size of their bank accounts. They have always chosen the latter.

AI, if it improves threatens to be the straw that breaks the camel's back here. It cannot replace all human workers, but it can certainly reduce the demand for them (and thus how much they need to pay those that remain).

Now, I'm not going to say we're at the point where capitalism cannot function any more. While society needs work done by humans. There will still be a place for the carrot on a stick method it provides, and I'm yet to be convinced there's a better way to achieve this. But I do think capitalism needs to be heavily regulated to prevent this wealth accumulation by so few that could never in a million years spend all their winnings. This is the primary failing with the system, and all the other problems stem from this accumulation culture.

GrymEdm , to lemmyshitpost in thank you nurse meowsalot

Just posted this elsewhere, but it’s so perfect here as the other half of this medical team:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f662d69a-e7d7-4966-a715-5908efa4ac31.jpeg

Tenthrow , to lemmyshitpost in Lunch time!
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

I love how the guy making this joke can’t bring themselves to commit to the bit.

simple ,

Guaranteed he put one drop of ketchup just for the meme then panicked and carefully removed it with tissue paper. Good sushi isn’t cheap, man.

Kusimulkku ,

No reason to think that is good sushi though

Crashumbc ,

Cheap sushi ain’t cheap anymore.

Kusimulkku ,

Never was here, but I think it is so dependent on who what where.

Toneswirly , to lemmyshitpost in Guys, lots of people on other communities are unsubscribing from here because of all the inane, boring "jeans" karma-whoring. Its "shitpost", not "shit post"

Gotta say, jeansposting is my least favorite lemmy trend so far

KingJalopy ,

It’s very Reddit feeling that’s for sure

Maalus ,

Lemmy is basically reddit. It’s not any better than reddit was, it doesn’t have some enlightened users etc. It’s par for the course.

gandalf_der_12te ,

Moooom! Someone is wrong on the internet.

DistractedDev ,

This is the Reddit replacement website. Everyone here probably came from Reddit. What do you expect?

jaybone ,

The tankies and the Linux trans femboys who were here before us would disagree. But the mass influx cannot be ignored.

dan1101 ,

It was funny about 3 times.

Passerby6497 ,

A decade ago

fishos ,
@fishos@lemmy.world avatar

Bean posting was just a decades old rehash of a trend. It’s really not much better.

At least with Stroganoff, it had a funny origin(Google Opinion Survey asking if you want “important updates about Beef Stroganoff”).

Most of these are just “hrrr drrr this is dumb so let’s trend it”.

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