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BanjoShepard ,

I used this system more than I care to admit and never had significant problems with it. My biggest issue was when trying to modify an existing item on the ticket.

BanjoShepard ,

I run about 20 miles a week, but I absolutely cannot run first thing in the morning. There are just too many moving parts to coordinate and I have a terrible run every time I do it. I’d much rather run in the sun or wait for dusk than do it early in the morning.

BanjoShepard ,

I want to be a digital organizer, but I’m also a folder nesting whore and things get out of sight out of mind to easily. I find my daily tasks and todos are much more effective if I write them down in a small notebook that I always keep in my bag.

BanjoShepard ,

If he can play a stapler, he can be a pregnant Asian woman too!

BanjoShepard ,

I bought a 25 foot leash when training my dog. I’ll never catch him if he doesn’t want me to, but I can get within 25 feet of him.

BanjoShepard ,

While I see your point, it hinges on voting for Hunter Biden in lieu of Trump. I can’t say I would – I know little of Hunter Biden’s policy stances --, but I find it very far fetched to believe Hunter would get the nomination over another democratic politician, so it seems like the argument is pointless.

BanjoShepard ,

The doge dog died? Such sad.

BanjoShepard ,

What an irrational mistake.

BanjoShepard ,

I’m pretty sure it’s and f-14 launching off of a carrier, but the image is zoomed in so you only see a tiny portion of the deck obscured by the smoke. The orange glow is the jets on the back, and it’s taken at an angle which makes the tail fins stick out weirdly. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/633b4407-bd05-4bf2-9ae3-d4e8563f40d8.jpeg

BanjoShepard ,

In the Midwest, we sometimes measure distance in number of songs.

BanjoShepard ,

Also the homemade signs on the farmers land. As a kid, I always got a kick out of a sheet of plywood that had been painted with a simple message: “outlaw sodomy.”

BanjoShepard ,

Don’t let Randy Johnson get any apples.

BanjoShepard ,

The pictures are correct, but they don’t show how traffic can back up for miles before the merge point with everybody sitting in just one lane, and some guy who has taken it upon himself to police everyone else’s “manners” swerving to block anyone who dares to the the open lane and “cut in line.”

BanjoShepard ,

I ditched Chrome for Firefox about a year ago. On desktop, it’s been a seamless transition, although I occasionally still open Chrome to inspect webpages that I’m working on. On mobile however, I find myself missing many features that the Chrome mobile browser had, especially sharing images directly to other apps and viewing sports scores/schedules directly in the Google search results.

BanjoShepard ,

Great tip! That one says it’s unsupported on my platform, but I’ll try to find another. It will certainly be a QoL update.

BanjoShepard ,

Yeah this is the scariest point in all of my projects.

BanjoShepard ,

I’ve been listening to this song a ton lately. The chorus goes so hard.

BanjoShepard ,

I’ll add “The Great Automatic Grammatizator.” It’s my favorite by far, but I like all of the stories in “The Umbrella Man and other stories.”

BanjoShepard ,

I interpreted it more as Okie State fans showing what’s going to happen to Texas.

BanjoShepard ,

My grandma got me into birding when I was a young child. My friends always text me pictures of birds like it’s a quiz. Maybe this means they’ll start to catch up.

BanjoShepard ,

The irony of this sign being photographed on a cellphone while driving takes this to the next level.

BanjoShepard ,

The older I get the more I’ve started to structure my ideal of being comfortable as meaning “my time is more valuable than my money.” Whereas I used to change my own oil or absolutely refuse to pay a delivery fee on take out, now I recognize that it’s more important to me to save that time than that money. Especially when it comes to things I could do, but a professional could do in a matter of hours to my days/weeks of work (I’m looking at you drywall finishing).

BanjoShepard ,

Also, why just drunk driving? Why not you pay child support for murder?

BanjoShepard ,

I always assumed the lighter color of a giraffe was the default or background color and the spots were abnormally dark. This is throwing me off because the spotless one is the same color as the spots would be.

BanjoShepard ,

This reminds me of the short story “The Great Automatic Grammatizator” by Roald Dahl. In the story a machine is invented that can write great stories, but it’s creators go around buying the naming rights of authors so people will actually not their books.

BanjoShepard ,

I think I meant buy. I’ve edited the comment. That said, after rereading the story last tonight, the reason they buy the rights to authors names is to eliminate competition and maximize profits.

Here it is if you’re interested. It’s a great read.

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