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CoolMatt ,

Well, fucking shit man.

CoolMatt ,

Just curious about why you need toast AND pancakes, not just one or the other?

CoolMatt ,

Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.

CoolMatt ,

Sorry I spelled hashbrowns wrong.

Let me rephrase; why do you like both toast AND hashbrowns?

CoolMatt ,

I see, the four flavours on your plate each get paired up with another.

I, a 170lb 6’2" dude , have to choose one carb over the other because I can’t stomach both, but I notice it’s common for menu items to have toast on the side of another type of grain, so I figured it must be for a reason

CoolMatt ,

I would love to see the looks on their poor faces when they witness this.

CoolMatt ,

Or next thing ya know, it turns out the brick has bluetooth too and is required to connect to the phone in order to charge it during normal use, so OP’d have to pair it with the phone as well in order to power the headphones, further reinforcing the locals.

CoolMatt ,

Not US, but Canada. I don’t work a desk job, but but drive around doing work out of a van full of tools, with ladders on top.

Most days I can do 6-2, 7-3, 8-4, 9-5, how ever I want… After 8 hrs I get over time. After 12 hrs is double time.

Lunch is paid.

Usually I set an alarm, either get up, or snooze a bit, and find myself on the job site sometime between 7 and 8 put in 8 hrs of work that day, and go home unless we get busy and something comes up, and the over time is there if I want it. I take it more often than not. It pays off come Christmas time as a pay bonus

CoolMatt ,

69

CoolMatt ,

I just started Talos Principle the other day and this reads like something that computer that keeps arguing with me about personhood would say

CoolMatt ,

I think you have too uhhhh… Download the drivers from the internet

CoolMatt ,

It’s when you pop a minty gum in your mouth and chew it. You’ve accelerated your breath.

CoolMatt ,

Imperonomes lol

CoolMatt ,

This is the best

CoolMatt ,

Insulated down to -9.4db

CoolMatt ,

Except that’s the engine part of the generator, which is the part that spins the alternator, which is the part that generates electricity.

So you’re just attaching a make spinny part to another make spinny part, which cancel each other out so the cat just remains stationary as long as the engine runs, creating zero electricity.

CoolMatt ,

Just gonna play devils advocate and say they both involve entering without permission…

CoolMatt ,

I’m 6’2" 165lbs with an 80k/year job and this story could’ve very well been about me

So I guess what I’m trying to say is, he’s either the fattest man you’ve ever seen, or has ADHD and is socially awkward, which are both also apparently just as unnattractive to women

It’s okay though I met my gf IRL and she’s just as scatter brained and awkward as me.

CoolMatt ,

I turn screws as part of my job and can’t eait to try this

CoolMatt ,

TIL peanuts don’t grow from a tree lol

CoolMatt ,

And here my dumb ass was thinking legume was a fancy word for nut

CoolMatt ,

Hmm, sure sounds flat.

CoolMatt ,

Nvm replaceable batteries, I keep buying 2-3 pairs of ear buds a year because I keep forgetting them in my pants when I wash them, or I give them a pat down and don’t feel them inside of them.

CoolMatt ,

Yes we are and that’s okay we’re not against headphone jacks, it’s just that this post right here is about wireless earbuds

CoolMatt ,

I did not think people would perceive it like that, and didn’t realize the jack was phased out before bluetooth ear buds were a thing, as I myself had a phone with a headphone jack until at least a couple years later, and by the time I got a phone without a headphone jack, I didn’t need it anymore.

I for one have been very happy with wireless headphones because with my job, the wires would get caught on stuff too easily, or I had to run the wires through my shirt, and they barely had enough slack for me to turn my head while my phone was in my pocket. (and btw the job I have is that’s unsupervised where I can have an ear bud in while working)

CoolMatt ,

Wait, it’s like this is some sort of joke or circle jerk because two people made the exact same “who tf is…” comment, just with different names.

CoolMatt ,

This is why I love Patches for shining light on unknown artists

CoolMatt ,

Oh fuck! To start, and to finish! What a great idea.

I just have genres, series, and have really nothing based on what I still have to play

CoolMatt ,

“I’m gonna touch these high voltage wires because I’M HOMER SIM-”…

CoolMatt ,

Idk, I’m 31 and my girlfriend is 27. I don’t call her my woman friend or lady friend, and calling her my girlfriend doesn’t really make her sound underage to me

CoolMatt ,

Vinyls are great, but I can’t copy them to my phone so I still have to buy a CD with it.

CoolMatt ,

Oh , mine doesn’t . I’m new to vinyl, and have less than 10 in my collection. My turntable was given to me by a friend.

So yours can copy to a computer via USB?

CoolMatt ,

It’s not true that I cannot copy my vinyls to my computer? Okay how do I do that then? It just has the red and white left and right cables going to an amp, and then my receiver. Kinda new to vinyls over here

CoolMatt ,

Sweet, thanks for the info! I’ll check it out

CoolMatt ,

Ahh, I see. Setting sail to get something I’ve legitimately paid for IS an option. I’d still rather do it myself now that I’m finding out it’s an option with the right equipment

CoolMatt ,

Haha nice, that’s an area of music collection as a hobby that I’ve never explored., and I can really appreciate that level of dedicstion. Thanks for letting me know, I’ll see if I can even find my type of metal on there

CoolMatt ,

TIL, thanks for pointing out the thing about quality. The table I’ve currently got sounds pretty nice (for never really having used anything else), so maybe I’ll check out ones with USB and at least keep it around for copying!

CoolMatt ,

Shiiiiit, okay I like that setup. My computer is connected to my tv which has ARC to th receiver, so I could totally do that too

CoolMatt , (edited )

Yeah, and with the style of the few albums I do have on vinyl, the vinyl rexord sound kinda goes with the sound of their subgenre so I do enjoy the vinyl listening experience there, and they do sound different than on Spotify.

But when I own my own copy of an album, I want to remove it from Spotify and have my own copy of it on my own device. So if I’m just doing it to be able to listen to music that I paid for on vinyl on my phone when I’m not home in front of the turntable, then that’s good enough.

I notice now, some new vinyls on Bandcamp come with digital download, which is cool, but not if I bought it at a show.

CoolMatt ,

And using three periods instead of one comma

CoolMatt ,

Yes, I read that in the article

CoolMatt ,

Well played

CoolMatt ,

Close…

CoolMatt ,

I thought bro country was that hip hop country shit that’s surfaced in the last 6 or so years

CoolMatt ,

Sooo hot right now.

CoolMatt ,

Being constantly worked since we entered the workforce as teens/early 20’s

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CoolMatt ,

Look at non stick pans, you still have to butter them before cracking the egg lol

CoolMatt ,

Thank you

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