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herrcaptain , to aww in Love at first sight

That or the fox thinks it’s in the presence of its god.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Do you have to be Japanese to be a Kaiju?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Paul Bunyan? No. Not a monster. Just a man.

Babe, his giant blue ox, however: totally a Kaiju.

The literal translation/definition of “Kaiju” is “strange beast.” Which is why giant humans don’t qualify.

Wogi ,

Someone get Arin Hanson on the line we need an official verdict.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve been watching so much Game Grumps recently, there’s a good chance that’s where I subliminally obtained this knowledge.

Wogi ,

I stopped watching for a while, but then Zelda came out and they’re a steady habit again

maythebananabewithyo ,
@maythebananabewithyo@lemmy.world avatar

Are they back in decent form at all? Me and my partner stopped watching a long time ago due to the downward spiral of their content quality and editing. It just became more of “how many times can we roll our eyes over the course of a video” than anything else.

Which sucks because our mutual enjoyment of them (among other things) was one of the things that brought us together.

(For reference, I started watching around 2012, her around 2016, and we stopped watching somewhere in 2019)

Wogi ,

Watch the tears of the kingdom series and see, I got pretty tired of their schtick for a while before that came out

Decoy321 ,

There’s counter evidence that humans can actually achieve a Beast Mode, though.

Source 1

Source 2

TropicalDingdong ,

Some say their only weakness is a pass play on the 1 yard line…

Kalothar ,

Altered Beast, Sonic and then this Zombies are my neighbors or something game are the first games I remember at all.

Maybe around ‘96?

Anyways, yeah that’s hard soli evidence right there you can’t deny it

MeepsTheBard ,
@MeepsTheBard@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Kaiju stand user?

B U L L S O N P A R A D E

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe Bunyan was a stand user with his stand being babe blue

0ops ,

Wahwah waka Wahwah wakawakawaka

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

Are mostly bald apes with manes that are oddly good at throwing things not strange beasts?

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Are you saying Paul Bunyan is not a beast? And a strangely large one at that?

Abnorc ,

He’s a strangely large normal fellow.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

He’s just a normal human who ate all his vegetables when he was a growing boy.

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

This is now my head-cannon

Freesoftwareenjoyer , to memes in better not miss one
robocall OP ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Select mailbox every time

MystikIncarnate ,

Robot revolution happens… Robots destroy all mailboxes on sight. Nobody knows why.

1984 , to mildlyinteresting in Hopping along like a little bouncing ball
@1984@lemmy.today avatar
Fudoshin ,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

“Can I help you?”

Caligvla ,
@Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Eat your heart out, Van Damme.

beerclue , to mildlyinfuriating in It seems like all packaged foods do this now

It’s a 2% difference. The cutting and packaging is done (most probably) by machines. I have clinically diagnosed OCD, and I wouldn’t care about 8g of missing pasta… How much do you leave on the plate/in the pot/throw away? :)

Otoh, hitting exactly 410g (assuming the scale is calibrated, and you have the same temperature, air moisture and altitude as the factory), is very difficult. They could adjust their machines so the variation hangs a bit more towards the customer, but for them, 2% x millions of boxes = profit.

CraigeryTheKid ,

Most of our packaging machines require < 1%, target <0.5% variance (both ways). Honestly in practice, over a whole batch the total variance is extremely tiny.

Add to this story the accuracy of a household, not-calibrated scale? Yeah I’d say this seems OK.

Crashumbc ,

What do you make?

Tolerances for food items depend a lot on item size, shape, and irregularity.

CraigeryTheKid ,

I mean… that’s a good point. I only make bulk materials, like 1 ton supersaks, and we tend to OVERfill so customers don’t complain, with the target still being close to zero for a whole batch.

Magiccupcake ,

That seems around what I’d expect the measurement error to be anyway

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

This really isn’t a big deal, the customer paid 2% less off this specific box. Oh.

This isn’t a big deal, the customer paid 2% less than the calculated total for their entire order at checkout and only had to say “me shorting this transaction is just a statistical probability and you should view it as the cost of doing business with me.” Oh.

This isn’t a big deal, the customer gets massive subsidies from the government while the poor manufacturers have to pay stupid worker safety fees and unfair payroll during times of extreme economic ‘fortune’. Oh.

JohnFoe , to aboringdystopia in Poignant post on the state of things

We’re DINKs just starting to push into the “living a comfortable life” range. As in, we can do what we want and enjoy doing it.

However, bringing a kid into that picture throws all of that away. Hospital bills, diapers, just the costs in general would wipe us out.

We most likely wouldn’t qualify for any reimbursements and are already maximizing the ones we have such as house financing and taxes.

I obsessively try to keep my “IOUs” to a minimum meaning aggressive mortgage payments and credit cards within the limitations of what I can pay off immediately but even that is difficult.

The house needs work - new siding and windows, unexpected issues like the boiler dieing etc. And I’m generally fearful of what we’d find behind the siding (termites??? everything not up to code?) A new job like that could turn into $40-50K that we just don’t have floating around.

I don’t go to doctors because I was afraid of what I might find. I’m lucky in the fact that my insurance is now pushing in the correct direction but still ludicrously expensive… And I mean ludicrously for the lack of services available that won’t cost me an additional fortune.

The wife also works a must-commute 9-5. Not sure how she, or both of us would be able to handle childcare needs and not feel like we would be neglecting the kid.

When would I ever be able to afford a kid in these situations?

And I am lucky to say that we are DINKs that are getting paid relatively well… How can people that are below us in income survive having kids?

themeatbridge , to lemmyshitpost in Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

In the US, there’s a concern for salmonella or other bacteria and viruses. Factory egg farming is a horror show in regards to overcrowding and hygiene. Sick birds are crammed in with healthy laying birds, and washing the eggs is one of the safest ways to prevent contamination.

It does increase the permeability of the shell, decreasing shelf life and requiring refrigeration.

If your eggs looked like this in the USA, there’s a small but non-zero chance that you’ll shit yourself to death. Probably not, but it’s scary enough.

We could improve factory farming regulations so it’s not a like a Cronenberg movie, but then eggs would be more expensive. And even if we did, and stopped washing our eggs, Americans would still want them to look clean and would still keep them in the fridge because we’ve been conditioned to expect to die on the toilet covered in wet feces if we see bird poop on the eggs.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

If your eggs looked like this in the USA, there’s a small but non-zero chance that you’ll shit yourself to death. Probably not, but it’s scary enough.

Unless you got it from your own chicken coop

themeatbridge ,

Right, but if you keep chickens for eggs, you already know all of this.

BruceTwarzen ,

At what point do people not just think that maybe going vegan isn't that bad of an alternative

themeatbridge ,

But eggs are yummy. Baked goods, thickened sauces, omelettes and deviled eggs and egg salad, you can’t really replace them with vegan alternatives. Aquafaba is pretty close for some of it, but people like their eggs and don’t care about how much their food suffers before we eat it.

TexMexBazooka ,

Right around lunch time it starts looking less appealing

NoneYa ,

Store bought anything is pretty bad nowadays, at least speaking as an American.

Produce often has listeria, ecoli, salmonella, etc outbreaks, it’s ridiculous. Extends to eggs, spinach, lettuce, radishes…anything. Going vegan doesn’t solve this problem unless you’re only eating what you grow at home.

afraid_of_zombies ,

It is way too challenging in my mind at least. I do one meat meal a week and veg the rest. All the fun stuff has milk and eggs in it.

But hey you do it if it makes you happy.

echo64 ,

Fwiw, the eggs wouldn’t have to be more expensive, the eggs cost what the market will pay.

The only change is that the people profiting from your poor food conditions will profit slightly less.

This is a common lie they tell everyone.

Mr_Blott OP ,

Just looked it up. Six shite-covered-but-perfectly-safe eggs

€1.55

ButtDrugs ,

They won’t profit less, line must go up. They’d charge double the difference and blame immigrants and Obama.

echo64 ,

sure they could charge more, but the market wouldn’t swallow it so they would sell less. if they could charge more for eggs, they would be doing so right now, for extra profit.

Lemming6969 ,

They would collude. All eggs would go up just like during covid, and they wouldn’t lose any sales.

echo64 ,

If they could do that, they would do that right now. If they could charge more there’s nothing stopping them from doing that today. We are already at the maximum price they can charge.

buzziebee ,

Chickens are vaccinated against salmonella (and a bunch of other things) when they are chicks in Europe. It means you don’t need to worry about shitting yourself to death, the chickens are slightly happier by not being sick, and your eggs stay fresher for longer.

It would probably add $0.005 per egg, so US producers will claim it’s communism if a regulation is brought in to vaccinate chicken, but it would be worth doing.

themeatbridge ,

You mean you put 5G tracking devices in your chickens?

Really, though, getting poultry farmers to spend a penny per dozen eggs is like trying to squeeze water from a rock.

sukhmel ,

Yeah, it helps one find them if they run away

They’ve made a documentary about it back in the day: chicken run (2000) movie screenshot

Honytawk ,

They recently made a new one with up-to-date info on the security of those chickens

ArtificialLink ,

Fuckin finally. The tryna high road the Europe and shit like they don’t have poor chicken treatment situations too. Its all down to vaccination requirements. They the treatment of chickens cause both places have issues lol

fidodo ,

Refrigerating the eggs end to end costs money too, possibly more. I don’t think it’s about ongoing cost but rather upfront cost to switching.

FMT99 , to aboringdystopia in thanks a lot

I’m not saying conservative politics of the older generation aren’t a problem but the core issue is not boomers, the core issue is billionaires.

Don’t let the corporate media distract you with idiotic boomer vs millennial nonsense. There are plenty of progressive boomers. There are tons conservative millennials. The enemy isn’t demographic, it’s economic.

madeinthebackseat ,

Let me think for a second…which generation’s economic policies and political beliefs created the billionaires?

FMT99 ,

It doesn’t matter. Stupid rage articles about evil boomers aren’t going to change anything. It’s a distraction. Yet another way to keep us fighting each other instead of the real enemy.

madeinthebackseat ,

Play the numbers game how you see fit.

Seems easier to corral the under 50 vote in the same direction.

explodicle ,

The silent generation and “greatest” generation, because they elected Nixon.

hansl ,

Rockefeller and Walton?

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Quite a few since the late 1800’s, if we are ignoring the specifics of “billionaire” and just focusing on people who have the most significant portion of the wealth. Rockefeller and Carnegie weren’t any different a hundred years ago, despite them not being billionaires in their day.

Asafum ,

People often completely disregard the value of money. (Mostly when it comes to our wages…)

Sure it’s not a billion when referring to the old barons, but the purchasing power they held was still equivalent to billionaires of today.

Ross_audio ,

Our only power is voting.

The problem is billionaires supported by politicians.

Don’t let the corporate media distract you with idiotic “billionaire vs. everyone” nonsense. The enemy isn’t economic it’s political.

And political problems are demographic at the moment, whether or attacking them that way works or not is a different question.

NatakuNox , to memes in He'll be the death of us all.
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

Lol pick a candidate that is likely going to be in prison come election time! Geniuses!

Signtist ,

Most of the people I know who plan to vote for him think of that as a good thing. It’s the whole “drain the swamp” thing that he’s been rallying people behind for years; they think bad actors in the government are trying to hold Trump down, and him being in jail is just another attempt to do that - from their perspective, electing him even while he’s imprisoned would be a big “fuck you” to those bad actors.

It’s sad that they can’t see that Trump himself is the bad actor, but to most of them, Trump is their last hope to hold on to their beloved world of racism and misogyny, free of any “woke bullshit.” They’ll overlook anything he says or does at this point, since they don’t see any other way forward than through Trump.

dangblingus ,

I just don’t understand the appeal. Forget all of the gross shit he’s done over the years, the terrible and fraudulent business he’s conducted, he’s just gross period. Like standing there, sounding like a rambling lunatic, not finishing sentences, $10 spray tan, and ill fitting suit. How does that track as “wow what an amazing businessman!”

riodoro1 ,

There is almost no chance they are gonna lock him up. He could openly murder someone with his own hands, on stage, and he would still be able to run in the elections.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Unfortunately, I think you’re probably right. We keep seeing it over and over again. The judicial system continues to move slowly with as many delays and roadblocks as possible. When judgements are made, they are stayed during an appeal so they have no teeth. The farce of the Supreme Court will never let anything bad happen to their dear leader. They will delay, delay, delay until Trump is either reelected - in which case he’ll pardon himself. Or until a new president is elected in 2028. If it’s a Republican, they’ll pardon Trump on day 1. If it’s a Democrat, the Republicans in Congress will find some way to force a presidential pardon in order to keep the government funded or some other bullshit.

I think there’s a 0% chance Trump ever sees a single day in prison. Even if none of what I said above happens, he’d get a slap on the wrist at worst. I would LOVE to be proven wrong. But I’m not holding my breath.

Zoboomafoo ,

I heard that mentioned on MSNBC, 30% of the people who caucused for him say that they would not vote for him if he was convicted.

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

30% of the people who caucused for him are liars

eestileib ,

Zero chance he is in prison by election day.

undercrust ,

A man’s gotta have a dream

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

At this point the only things between Trump and a jail cell are:

  1. The courts must rule in the coming days (probably this month, Jan 2024) that Presidents are subject to criminal prosecution. We know Presidents are not subject to civil prosecution, but the courts are deciding about criminal prosecution now. (Trump argues it would be “bedlam” if Presidents were subject to the law).
  2. A jury decision in mid 2024. If that jury says “guilty”, it’s over, Trump is a convicted felon.
Wogi ,

Which means he can’t vote for himself.

Convicted felons can be president.

Jordan_U , (edited )

Trump may or may not eventually end up in prison, but it’s naïve after the past 8 years to assume that there are only two ways this could all shake out, and that you can predict them.

A possibility that will almost certainly be less absurd than whatever actually happens:

Trump wins a second term, manages to get the FedSoc 6 to rule that a sitting president can’t be imprisoned because it would violate separation of powers. So multiple states are just waiting for his term to end so they can actually arrest him. (Feds can’t arrest him because he has pardoned himself for all past, present, and future crimes)

Then in the last month of his presidency he takes a diplomatic trip to Russia and just never comes back.

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I don’t mean there are 2 ways this can shake out. I mean there are 2 legal barriers in the way. Once the courts rule that Trump can be prosecuted, then the trial date is set for spring. The judge is motivated to hold to that trial date. The prosecutors have their evidence and arguments ready for the jury.

On the possibility of Trump pardoning himself, it’s not clear that a President can pardon himself and the supreme court would probably end up having to rule on that.

If Trump is a convicted felon, then he probably can’t get enough votes to win, but I don’t know, the cult is strong with this one.

dangblingus ,

Do you honestly believe there won’t be any stalling or controversy between now and mid-year that won’t delay it any further?

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I don’t know. Once the courts rule he can be prosecuted, and the trial date is already set, I don’t know what other argument can be made to stall.

Anticorp ,

They don’t need a ruling to set a trial date. He isn’t the president anymore. He can be tried. The fact that they’re not is a symptom of a greater evil in our system.

Anticorp ,

Oh, you mean the court that trump himself stacked in favor of the GOP? The same court that has voted along party lines in like 98% of their rulings? Impartial my ass!

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

The immunity appeal that I’m referring to in #1 has 3 judges, none of which were appointed by Trump. (nbcnews.com/…/appeals-court-weighs-trumps-immunit…)

The case I’m referring to in #2 has a judge that was not appointed by Trump. (Tanya Chutkan)

Case #1 might eventually be considered by the Supreme Court though, and your criticism would apply there.

Also, Trump’s trial over mishandling classified documents is overseen by Judge Cannon, who Trump appointed, which is a sham. Cannon should have recused herself.

OurToothbrush , (edited )

Trying to prosecute him for his real crimes is honestly damaging the election chances of Biden, lots of voters with a vicarious persecution complex through Trump.

LillyPip ,

Haven’t you heard? He’s the second coming of Christ and his cross is the US legal system.

I really wish I was kidding.

e: link

dangblingus ,

You fucking jinxed it.

Anticorp ,

Yeah right. If he wins, he’s free. Shame on the justice department for not completing a single trial in FOUR FUCKING YEARS. Have they even started any of them? No way any of them are wrapped up before the election. The wheels of justice turn slowly. Yeah, yadda yadda yadda. They’re barely turning at all against this fat fucking loser.

Mirshe ,

His lawyers have run out pretty much every option to delay trials, although several judges have seemed pretty damn complicit as well. I get wanting to make sure the case is as airtight as possible, but…the people they’re worried about pissing off with a case that isn’t entirely formed, were just going to be pissed off anyway.

creamed_eels ,

Judge Cannon seems pretty ok to impede any progress she possibly can.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

After decades of headlines like the one you just posted absolutely nothing has happened.

Trump is bulletproof and he knows it, and now, he doesn’t have to lie about how shitty his opponent in the race is.

GrammatonCleric , to gaming in This is what 11 years of usage to to a mouse. RIP my baby, hello baby's brother (I bought it somewhere 2014 after I fell in love with the first one)
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Is no one gonna ask? Just me? Alright.

Why are there two scroll wheels on one mouse? My mind can’t handle being this confounded

Potatisen ,

Yo, dawg. I heard you liked scrolling so we put a wheel behind your wheel so you can scroll while you scroll.

UprisingVoltage ,

Scroll wheel 2

tiredofsametab ,

I had a mouse where one was vertical and the other horizontal, but I seem to think the horizontal scroll was oriented horizontally. Having googled the mouse in the picture, it says one is programmable and suggests it starts with volume.

rubicon ,

Why wouldn’t there just be a small trackball on the nose, wouldn’t that be more practical?

Francois ,

Because you’d be constantly changing your volume up and down slightly while scrolling.

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

For navigating a great big thing that benefits from two axis scrolling? Yes. For literally anything else a scroll wheel might be used for, like swapping weapons in games? No. The clickyness of the average scroll wheel is actually pretty useful and can’t really be applied to a trackball.

pineapplelover ,

Bhopping in csgo

Tippon ,

I’ve got one of these for Photoshop. I’ve got the front wheel set up as normal, but the second wheel is set to change the brush size. It makes working much smoother, as I don’t have to use the keyboard.

Obi ,
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  • Texas_Hangover ,

    Well lah-di-dah for you.

    WilliamsStark ,

    This mouse model was made decades ago for the time when would come the chosen one. The scroll master. He’s here to equilibrate the world with his scroll powers. Zoom in, zoom out. Volume up, volume down. Everything is possible, with, THE. DOUBLE. SCROLL. WHEEL.

    Icalasari , to technology in Instagram finds that AI Mr beast scams do not go against community guidelines.

    So what they are saying is they are willing to take liability and thus be open to being sued over this as they know of the scams but say they do not break community guidelines

    Got it

    halcyoncmdr ,
    @halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

    Seems like Mr Beast might have a claim for a defamation suit since they’re actively allowing what amounts to identity theft and fraud on their platform.

    somethingsnappy ,

    Yeah, only the rich would benefit. Again.

    Klear , to linux in Some of y'all need to see this and drop the superiority complex...

    This is why Bioshock Infinite is the best game ever made.

    xantoxis , to linux in Some of y'all need to see this and drop the superiority complex...

    well, 23 years ago this graph would have had windows 2000 WAY in the lead.

    replicat ,

    Anime PFP leads me to believe OP uses arch btw.

    ares35 ,
    @ares35@kbin.social avatar

    that's how far and fast microsoft has gone backwards since the release of the GOAT windows.

    Googlyman64 , to lemmyshitpost in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

    god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

    qarbone ,

    Yeah! Do you know some people don’t even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?

    nodsocket ,

    I already had to go to therapy after reading this post. No problem, I’ll just increase the rent to compensate

    Tzeentch , to linux in [Resolved] Why does the font on Lemmy.world look like an eyesore?
    @Tzeentch@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Are you using Firefox within a flatpak perchance ?

    There seems to be a bug to it relating to use of bitmap fonts, you can fix the issue by disabling them via a config file in firefox’s fonts: bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1621915

    mmababes OP ,

    Thank you, worked like a charm.

    szelbi , (edited )

    I have a similar problem, but on Lemmy.zip (Lemmy.world looks fine). However, I am running Fedora Kinoite (immutable), where Firefox is not installed as Flatpak.

    Main page of Lemmy.world

    Main page of Lemmy.zip

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