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BananaPeal , to memes in Goth
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

At least she’s interesting.

Idreamofcheesy ,

hold up spork

chomskysfave5 ,

Ahh yes, very interesting.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No

navi ,
@navi@lemmy.tespia.org avatar

Go away Katie

NGC2346 , to aboringdystopia in Really, ….. it's my fault they built a terrible system?

This is organized gaslighting. Dont get caught up in it.

aski3252 ,

Times are though, gotta bring home the bread somehow. It’s your duty to click on the article and rage share it so that the economy doesn’t collapse…

original_reader , to technology in Twitter/X new ID Verification - First Look

Online banks use this method. I am not happy with this either. It’s government-regulated, so OK (sort of).

A social media site? No, thank you.

dejf ,

Banks are usually bound by KYC (know your customer) laws and are required to verify your identity. Imagine trusting some random third-party company with your photo ID though… Insane.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

actually, two companies.
you give up your id forever to an id verification company + twitter stores it for 30 days

booly ,

Well it’s obvious that Musk wants X to be a bank, so this isn’t unexpected.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah, that’s obvious. you need a photo of your id in order to open a bank account…
they usually process the data on their own though without using third parties

SCB ,

Banks have significantly stronger security and PII measures than X ever will, as well.

HikingVet ,

My bank has NEVER asked my for my photo ID online. And rarely in person at a branch.

sp451 , to lemmyshitpost in quatre-vingts

Wait until you hear what the Danes do.

Why is “97” “7 + [-½+5] x 20” in Danish?

jose-lesson.com/lin/2017/01/16/nonaginta-septem/

Creazle OP ,
@Creazle@lemmy.world avatar

No kidding. It’s the sort of thing that makes you think about how different people process info differently

nxfsi ,

Normal children usually gain fluency in their native language by age 5. Danish children need to wait until age 7.

VikingHippie ,

TIL that there’s actually (kinda but not really) a method to the madness that is our numbers 😄

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

It’s kind of funny how aware Danes are of their weird numbers system. I speak Norwegian and whenever I’m in Denmark they use the more sensible Norwegian number system to explain to me the prices of stuff (probably because I give them the deer in the headlights-stare whenever I hear something like “fem og halvfjerds”).

Comment105 ,

They think we’re stupid and infantile for evolving past tradition.

v_krishna ,
@v_krishna@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m otherwise decently fluent in Danish (first learned nynorsk then lived in Denmark for a few years). But when numbers come out I immediately switch back to Norwegian. Fucking Danes.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Thanks for the link! While I was aware of the weird numbers in Danish, this gave a great explanation and I wish I had had this info when I was forced to learn French in school. The way this vigntisian system evolved is actually quite interesting and makes so much sense. Everything makes sense now. Wow.

MossyFeathers , to lemmyshitpost in quatre-vingts

I had to look this up. What the fuck? They came up with numbers up to 60 and then just said “eh, fuck it” and made 70 “sixty-ten”, 80 “four-twenties” and 90 “four twenties ten”.

Fried_out_Kombi ,
@Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

In francophone Switzerland, they use septante, huitante, and nonante for 70, 80, and 90, respectively. Much more sensical, imo.

Jay ,

In Belgium, they use “septante” and “nonante” too. 80 is still “quatre-vingt”.

AlmightySnoo ,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

Swiss French is what French should have always been imo

monsieur_jean ,

Should a language be something else that the product of what those speaking make of it? :)

Sol0WingPixy ,

For any other language? The people who speak it decide. For specifically French? They decided 90 should be “four times twenty and ten” and thereby forfeited their linguistic rights.

monsieur_jean ,

Funny you say that, the French are I believe the only nation to have come up with an institution specifically tasked with regulating the French language : l'Académie Française.

They have been around for almost 400 years, are rife with corruption, have produced a new version of the "official" dictionary every 50 years on average (and it's not even a good one), a single grammar book that was so bad and full of ridiculous mistakes that the linguist community have been laughting at them continuously since then, and of the 40 members (for life) none has been a linguist since 1903. And although their enormous wealth has been subsidised by the taxpayers since its creation, the French governement has waited until 2015 to FINALLY require them to submit their accounting to the State accounting supervisor.

So you are very right, the French have foreited their linguistic rights indeed...

Serinus ,

We’re not that different with the teens. We effectively say “seven ten”, “eight ten”, “nine ten”. You don’t think of nineteen as “nine+ten”, it’s just its own number. Well, the French take that one step farther.

_danny ,

Maybe it’s the anglophone in me, but going 1 - 10 then 11,12 (3+10) - (9+10) then adopting a repeating pattern to infinity is more explainable than going 1-10 then 11-15 then a regular pattern for fifty numbers then getting freaky with that pattern up to 100, then keep that pattern until one thousand, then just repeat that pattern til infinity.

funkless_eck ,

maybe it’s the man in a Turkish prison in me but going I,II,III,IIII and then crossing it through to make five is more explainable than going 1, 2…

monsieur_jean ,

The other way around. We started with base 20 everywhere then simplified some of it.

During medieval times it used to be :
10 Dix (10)
20 Vingt (20)
30 Vingt et dix (20+10)
40 Deux-vingt (2x20)
50 Deux-vingt et dix (2x20+10)
60 Trois-vingt (3x20)
70 Trois-vingt et dix (3x20+10)
80 Quatre-vingt (4x20)
90 Quatre-vingt et dix (4x20+10)

Then they switched to base 10... But only up to 70 for some reasons in France. Belgium and Switzerland (and some parts of France) have gone all the way to 100 by using Septante (70), Octante or Huitante (80) and Nonante (90).

Comment105 , (edited )

Belgians and Swiss being the premium version of France, once again. Seems like all the sensible French people packed up and left nonsense behind.

Hadriscus ,

What a nice thing to say

Comment105 ,

The French earned it by continuing to use quatrevingt.

Hadriscus ,

Wow, wait ! stop ! I can’t handle all this niceness !

Comment105 ,

And YOU KNOW WHAT?

Waffles > Crepes

Hadriscus ,

WELL Quatre-quarts > Waffles HAH

Dagwood222 , to lemmyshitpost in What more need be said about it?

Since everyone else is talking about Ayn, let me tell you about Dorothy Parker.

You know that movie, “A Star Is Born?” She wrote the original version. She was a famous writer, known for her devastating insults. She was also an early Anti-Fascist and supporter of Martin Luther King, JR.

Totally underappreciated and far more deserving of fame than Ms. Rand.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Parker

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algonquin_Round_Table

bookshop.org/search?keywords=dorothy+parker

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And one of the greatest wits of American history. She deserves to be up there with Twain.

If nothing else, she should be remembered for all time for coming up with the phrase “what fresh hell is this?”

1luv8008135 ,

If nothing else, she should be remembered for all time for coming up with the phrase “what fresh hell is this?”

Well there you go, I know nothing else about her and she’s already my new favourite person.

TotalTrash ,

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. “You can lead a horticulture,” she replied, “but you can’t make her think.”

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”

Rekliner ,

Also famously an early lgbt ally. Before the term gay existed in the 20s and 30s the polite way of asking if a man was homosexual was if they were a friend of Dorothy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_of_Dorothy

Dagwood222 ,

TIL. I always thought that only referred to the ‘Wizard Of Oz.’

LordOfTheChia ,

Now the 3rd song in the musical from the IT Crowd’s “Work Outing” episode makes sense.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“Heterosexuality isn’t normal, it’s just common.”

Another great Parker quote.

CitizenKong , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in BMW

Fun fact: The grandmother of the current BMW owner Gabriele Quandt was literally Magda Goebbels. No, seriously.

Neato , to memes in Isn't it obvious, Harry?
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

The reason in books: muggles will oppress or kill them, falls flat in the face of their overwhelming power. And the fact that they've never had much is an issue.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

I don’t remember if it was a main book or one of those charity publications but she specifically decided to mention that witch burnings, when they caught a real witch, just resulted in the witch casting a spell that made fire tickle a bit.

Mysterious_old_man ,

I also remember this from the books, some even enjoyed it to the point of getting caught on purpose

rockerface ,

Kinky

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Wendelin the Weird was into freaky shit.

noseatbelt ,

Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn’t mean it’s okay that they continue to try though.

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Those fuckers can duplicate food and never go hungry, but never share. They deserve to be burned.

threelonmusketeers ,

can duplicate food and never go hungry

Technically, duplicating food is not that feasible. That was a plot point covered in the seventh book.

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

I didn’t really think they actually covered that plot point well.

The biggest problem iirc is a duplicated loaf of bread has the same expiration date as the original, so you can’t actually make bread last forever with duplication without it getting moldy. Preservation charms wear off the same as muggle preservatives do.

But I don’t see why dried or smoked food couldn’t be duplicated for months or years. The biggest threat would be scurvy at that point.

ChewTiger ,

Even with those limitations, duplication would still allow food producers to make less food go a longer way. Smaller farms could feed more people, reducing pollution. You could duplicate the food at the point of sale, which would drastically reduce transportation costs as well as traffic. Hell, cities could have small farms and fed themselves. It would also drastically reduce water consumption that is used in farming, reducing droughts. Producing and transporting food is a massive contributor to global warming. Farms and ranches take up tons of space, all that land could be returned to its natural state (I bet wizards could speed that up).

If wizards showed up with the cure to cancer and fed the hungry they’d easily have 1/5 of the world’s population on their side. Unfortunately the wizarding society is extremely exploitative of animals, even worse than the average muggle.

I get that wizards were persecuted and don’t want to have muggles expect them to solve all their problems, but they could literally save the planet.

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Absolutely! Wizards can also cast longer-term enchantments in addition to duplicating food, so they could also provide self-stirring cooking pots and self-fueled stoves and self-cooling ice chests. That doesn’t even get in to Arthur Weasley tinkering like the flying Ford.

Wizards deserved it.

Perfide ,

Does it, tho? Wizards are powerful, sure, but they’re severely outnumbered, and almost completely ignorant of technology. What’s your Avada Kedavra, that moves slow enough that untrained school children can dodge it, gonna do against the Mother of all Bombs? Or a nuke?

Don’t underestimate muggles.

vaultdweller013 ,

Voldemort casts Fiend fire Its not effective.

Harry Truman casts Nuke 2x Its super effective!

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

The issue is that wizards can instantly wage a guerilla war. All it takes is Muggle Studies being taken seriously and integration in muggle society. Then it's impossible to identify them. Wandless magic could be a focus to be certain you're never carrying an identifying marker.

Then the wizards don't need to attack. They can destabilize the economy by duplicating money, precious resources, etc. These will deteriorate eventually but cause chaos and devalue the economy for a time. Imagine taking a $100 bill and just duplicating it to prop up your car-wash business as a front. But that's baby-level chicanery.

The real sauce is the mind-control. Imperio (who cares if it's unforgivable when you're at war?) and more importantly the Memory Charm and False Memory spells. Let's just get in there, stun a very important person (start low, work up) and insert the memories you need to get them to act accordingly. Remove the memories of that transaction and boom! Access to the most powerful people in the world and the ability to influence them. Now a wizard has their finger (remotely) on the nuclear button!

Seriously. Voldemort was an idiot. He used basic terror tactics for years and the only reason he wasn't killed quickly was because Magical Britian was written to be as stupid as possible because Rowling was writing a children's story about incompetent leaders.

Woland ,
@Woland@lemm.ee avatar

This is now my favourite comment on Lemmy

mojo , to lemmyshitpost in Dogs

ok I’m gonna be the brave one and say it, the crazy dog fucking girl is hot tho

AndreyAsimow OP ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

I was thinking the same. But after checking hr instagram and tiktok… Not anymore.

Ilovethebomb ,

Uhh, link?

AndreyAsimow OP ,
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    Ilovethebomb ,

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    MomoTimeToDie ,

    Most of the posts are videos

    Steak ,

    What does the website do?

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Bypasses the pay wall on OnlyFans. Kinda.

    MomoTimeToDie ,

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    mojo ,

    she’s definitely super white trash and has the good ol racist confederate flag in her room, but she still pretty country girl hot. I won’t link her cuz it has her doxx all public.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    I’d do her.

    Tyr_Raidho_Othala ,
    @Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com avatar

    Ok, you take the woman and I take the dog

    EmoDuck ,

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    Forwhombagles ,

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    DragonTypeWyvern ,

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    snausagesinablanket ,
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    I never smoke mids.

    Delphia ,

    Im just thinking… if she is the kinda girl who will literally fuck a dog, where does she draw the line with heterosexual well groomed dudes?

    Also imagine being her boyfriend in the future “You didnt put the trash out!” “You fucked a dog, lol”

    spukas , to ich_iel in ich🚾iel

    Uh ja. Heute mal wieder meine persönlichen Daten ins Internet blasen!

    TanteRegenbogen ,

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    clifftiger ,

    Inländerfeindliche Links-Emanzen haben mein Kreuz an der Wand zu einer Dönerbude gemacht!!!

    Crispy_Mate OP ,
    @Crispy_Mate@lemmy.world avatar

    Ich trauere mit dir mein Bruder

    federalreverse ,

    Das ist ja quasi verschlüsselt. Krüptografisch.

    BatrickPateman ,

    Vollbitverschlüsselt, bitte schön!

    Andi_Waffen ,

    Kryptochef?

    MM2forever ,

    Bitburgerverschlüsselt Wenn man genügend Bit trinkt wird die Sprache auch verschlüsselt.

    AvoidMyRage ,

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    tryptaminev ,

    verdammte kryptokommunisten!

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    riodoro1 , to mildlyinfuriating in Youtube added shorts to the subscriptions page, pushing the subscriptions almost entirely off the page...

    I hate this format of content so much. An automatically reloading, never ending stream of snippets that are hardly informative even if they try. Fucking looks like they are trying to hypnotize us.

    Oh wait, they absolutely are. Stop thinking about not being able to afford a living even though you bust your ass of everyday. Stop worrying about the climate. Get a new iphone and obediently watch citizen.

    Hardeehar ,

    Trying to hop on that ADHD train.

    at_an_angle ,

    This is not a defense of TikTok style short form content. It’s just that from time to time, I do enjoy the shorter style videos. Like when I have 5 minutes to kill, watch a few short videos and be on my way.

    What I really don’t like is that if you choose the app and the last thing you watched was a short, it opens right back up to to Shorts. Very annoying.

    PastorHaggis ,
    @PastorHaggis@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah I occasionally use Instagram and look at reels. Sometimes it’s fun to catch the one snippet from a comedy sketch instead of watching the whole thing.

    That said, I wouldn’t miss anything if I deleted it tomorrow.

    Rodeo ,

    When I have 5 minutes to kill I open Wikipedia and read the article of the day.

    Reading is better for your brain and attention span, and on top of that you learn something new.

    JargonWagon ,

    I should do this more often. Thanks for the suggestion!

    CalcProgrammer1 ,
    @CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml avatar

    Plus they commit the biggest sin possible in video…VERTICAL VIDEO. I hate this garbage trend of everything being designed for phones. Vertical videos suck. They are terrible to watch on desktop. You can rotate your phone sideways, you can’t rotate your TV, laptop, monitor, projector, etc. vertical (at least not most of the time).

    NettoHikari , to world in The hottest 14 days ever recorded are the last 2 weeks
    @NettoHikari@social.fossware.space avatar

    https://social.fossware.space/pictrs/image/88d6d425-ccfb-43c4-b7c1-af54196e346b.jpeg

    Jokes aside, this is very concerning. And sad. Humanity will never be able to pull on one string.

    MaxVoltage ,
    @MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

    Nice one

    shinnoodles , to retrogaming in Retro games really did look better on a CRT
    @shinnoodles@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, there’s a crazy amount of tricks they employed to bring the sprites to life in a way that just isn’t possible on modern displays. The sharp pixel look is actually an unfortunate byproduct of the transition to newer tech.

    RightHandOfIkaros ,

    Abusing and exploiting slotmasks and such were what made games designed for CRTs look so much better on them. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work backwards, because newer games designed for LCDs and LEDs don’t look any better or worse on CRTs, outside of overscan and resolution issues.

    ocassionallyaduck ,

    Shredder’s Revenge has entered the chat.

    For real though many modern pixel art titles use these same color techniques, and while they do not depend on crt blending them at all, they can often see slight visual benefits from the pixel blending that is possible with a modern shader adding that effect.

    Fight n’ Rage has a built in set of shaders that do just this and it is beautiful. It is on by default, but still optional.

    Running shredders revenge with a very mild crt effect also looks really good on a lot of the blended colors.

    wavebeam ,
    @wavebeam@lemmy.world avatar

    Sonic Mania has a very good built-in CRT shader. It’s not a perfect recreation, but it think it looks excellent! And I also think it looks really great on a CRT using a downscaler.

    Bingohas , to fediverse in threads is already going great 💀

    Holy shit, they launched Threads pre-enshittified. Massive time saver if you ask me.

    Hexagon ,

    We’re only halfway through 2023, but I already decided to make “enshittification” word of the year for me.

    Actually, screw that! Make it word of the decade!

    Etterra ,

    I suspect they had to jump on it when Elon shat the bed over the weekend. Suckerberg probably saw that disasterpiece and was like “quick, spit-shine the dev build and go live!”

    johannesvanderwhales , to aww in Bunny living space

    I get confused every time I see the word “chuffed” because i have no idea if becoming chuffed is a good or bad thing.

    ayyy ,

    Satisfied. Smug but not in a negative way.

    Mouselemming ,

    It’s mostly delighted or pleased, although it can occasionally mean the opposite, especially in the military. I believe it started off as “proud.” This bunny is delighted and proud of his new rug.

    I’m amazed he knows how to use a litterbox and not just poop everywhere. That’s probably how he earned his nice rug!

    Riven ,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Apparently it’s a thing you can train them to do with a bit of effort. You cna train some birds too.

    AlpacaChariot ,

    Up the chuff = good, down the chuff = bad

    Psythik ,

    It’s the most negative-sounding positive word, isn’t it?

    jaybone ,

    How droll.

    01011 ,

    A very British trait.

    Balooog ,

    I have the same reaction to nonplussed

    sunstoned ,

    “Chuff” in the context of rock climbing = bad, made an effort but didn’t get very far / fell a lot

    Numuruzero ,
    gmtom ,

    Especially when someone gets “chuffed to bits”

    MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING , (edited )

    Chuffed is slang for very pleased in the UK. More specifically it’s when something good has just happened to you that’s causing you to grin uncontrollably like a lunatic.

    As my crude father would say: “I’m chuffed to buggery!”

    Although buggery is a bad thing on its own, when combined with chuffed it’s like a +1 enchantment instead.

    Slovene ,

    So you’re chuffed about it?

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