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Aqarius , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

It’s possibly compliance. I know google requires you to have a privacy policy to even publish an app, no matter what.

dev_null ,

True. But this Google’s app so they don’t need to do anything.

rxin ,

It opens Google’s full privacy policy.

Aqarius ,

Huh. At least they dogfood, I’ll give them that.

Ulvain , to lemmyshitpost in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

Ha ha. Come-on dad, do better!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Never.

Diabolo96 , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

This a grade A wacko.

Treczoks ,

I can already see some mail-opening underling in Vatican City reading this and trying to figure out what the sender wants…

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m guessing they get a lot of wacko mail at the Vatican.

They even believe some of it.

TheFriar ,

Isn’t it obvious? He’s “bak” to claim his realm and he needs the kings heir to affirm that he’s returned to earth. Duh.

protist , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

If only science had any clue how to figure out more about those rocks!

Kolanaki , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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They want your equations on the off chance you accidentally solve one of the Millenia Prize problems.

suction ,

It could happen if you hit just the right sequence of buttons on a pocket calculator!!

ExtremeDullard ,
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The right sequence of buttons on any calculator is 5318008. That was determined shortly after the invention of the pocket calculator.

YurkshireLad , to funny in There's just something about it

American designed, not necessarily American made.

Kecessa ,

It’s a Chinese SUV by Dongfeng

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-Hero_917

squigglycunt ,

woah i have a phobia of penises with teeth

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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Chaotic neutral

Angry_Autist , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Can we NOT give corporations free advertisement?

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...
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FlyingSquid OP ,
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This is why we lost a genius when we lost Ernie Bushmiller.

samus12345 ,
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I like to imagine what the reaction of people in 1960 would be if this is what actually made it to the paper.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m guessing Ernie would be out of a job and a few presses would get burnt down.

samus12345 ,
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Ernie: “Worth it!”

sneezycat ,
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The fuck you is edited in :/

samus12345 , (edited )
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Yes, it’s a joke. It originally said “pardon my back.”

KeenFlame , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Oh man yeah let’s celebrate someone that has been completely absorbed by the lie of corporate slavery

Capricorn_Geriatric ,

As if it was about thr worker, it’s about the great gift from Burger King (that never happened)

OpenStars , to funny in There's just something about it
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feedum_sneedson ,

What, are they talking oven gloves? I have no idea what I’m looking at.

OpenStars ,
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Yes that is exactly what they are. 😬

NegativeLookBehind , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?
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Just another boring day on Linux huh

kionite231 ,

Time to go to BSD!!

jaybone ,

Someone should create a distro called FreeBSOD

veganpizza69 ,
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FreeOfBSOD

ulterno ,
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You can get notified when they make progress on *BSD Derivatives

Guess you chose the right platform to run to,

captainlezbian , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

I don’t suspect he has the Egyptian vote

theneverfox , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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In fairness, I’ve had to write a privacy policy due to store restrictions. It boiled down to “everything stays on your phone. I don’t collect your data, I don’t want your data, I don’t even have a backend server that could be collecting your data. If you find my app sending telemetry of any kind, please tell me immediately because that should not be happening”

That being said, this doesn’t exactly inspire confidence

KeenFlame ,

And nothing at all inspires more people confidence so that’s why they need the policies. It’s not possible to satisfy this

gedaliyah , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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You can replace your calculator, as well as your clock, contacts, record, translate, and more pretty easily. It’s well designed, and it’s FOSS!

you-apps.net

gedaliyah ,
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You can also use this calculator app, as well as camera, recorder, gallery, dialer, text messages, and more. Also well designed and also FOSS

github.com/FossifyOrg

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