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Toes , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

That could be good the cup kinda makes it weird but it doesn’t seem much different than a taco salad supreme

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Perhaps, but I’m guessing it’s still gonna give you some mean shits

mynachmadarch ,

Uh, have you had a food allergy test? Nothing in there should cause problems. It's just a regular bbq plate, but layered. Staple of the South and most don't have problems like that.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Don’t think I have any allergies but I am sensing a distinct lack of fiber here. Might not wreck you immediately but it the long run, it will.

Alk ,

Most people can have a fiberless meal or two no problem before BMs become irregular.

Norgur ,
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Or — and hear me out here — you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.

wesker ,
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you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.

That’s very civilized of you to use a plate when you eat people.

Signtist ,

Honestly, I like the fact that I could hold and eat this while doing other things at a BBQ. It would also be useful if there’s not a lot of seating for everyone.

I am a sucker for turning normally-sweet treats into savory ones, though - I turned my cinnamon rolls recipe into a cheesy rolls recipe a few years ago, and I consider it one of the best ideas I’ve ever had, so maybe it’s just me.

Norgur ,
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But this isn't "making a treat savory", this is "put things you'd normally eat as a regular dish, put them into a plastic cup and pretend it's revolutionary".

Signtist ,

Looks like a savory parfait to me.

Norgur ,
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Is it frozen? No? Why should it be a parfait then? Just because something looks vaguely like something else, it's not that thing. Gravy can look like chocolate sauce, so can I call my meat "pork au chocolat" then?"

Signtist ,

Frozen? Every parfait I’ve had has just been yogurt with berries and jam in it. Also, yes, if you use chocolate sauce instead of gravy, you can absolutely call it pork au chocolat. It would probably be better if you switched out the pork for something like pancakes, but you do you; one of the best things about food is that you can do whatever you want with it.

AngryCommieKender ,

Plates aren’t very portable. That can fit in a cupholder.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

I’ve had one that used baked beans in place of the pork. It was delicious. From the examples I’ve seen the cup started from food trucks where it was more convenient to had out a cup than a plate. Now restaurants are picking up the cup thing cause it’s a “trend”.

andrew , to lemmyshitpost in My kind of advice
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Of course I avoid him. He’s me!

ATDA , to lemmyshitpost in 99% of Lemmy users

Introverts, UNITE! WAIT NO!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unite, but separately, each on your own time.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.

No_Change_Just_Money , to lemmyshitpost in My kind of advice

The 3rd Axiom of Schopenhauer: if you are a dick to everybody, everybody will be equally and opposingly dickish to you

MacNCheezus OP ,
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That’s why you avoid them, and hope they’ll avoid you in return. It’s probably the least dickish thing you can do, and you can always just tell them you’ve been busy with other stuff if you do end up wanting to have contact again. Insults, offenses, betrayals, etc. are much harder to come back from.

DigitalDruid , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!

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  • MacNCheezus OP ,
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    I have actually tried artichoke water, albeit only from a jar, not a can. It’s not that bad if you buy a good quality product.

    Would never attempt sardine juice, however.

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  • MacNCheezus OP ,
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    I don’t actually drink that stuff, I just shitpost it here for the lulz.

    Empricorn , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!

    War Crime.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Agreed. Definitely missing a bit of celery and/or pickles to make it a proper tuna salad.

    MeDuViNoX , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!
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    They’re really good, but you can’t do more than 7 or 8 in an hour.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Finally, a ma of culture.

    penquin , to lemmyshitpost in My kind of advice

    Lmao. This genuinely made me laugh. Wtf

    kamenlady ,
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    Yes this was perfect

    shield_gengar , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!
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    ItzzMe , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!
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    Ima crosspost this to foodcrimes in a few hours if you don’t mind

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Not at all. Have at it.

    boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

    Typical… They didn’t list the pay

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.

    boatsnhos931 ,

    Throw in an annual pizza party and $5 Wal Mart gift card for Christmas and I WILL DIE FOR YOU

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    You got a deal, friend. Here’s your pizza.

    robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day
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    That looks disgusting… but I’ll smash anything once!

    xx3rawr , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven

    Also consider that all Rust devs are furry femboys. Consider including a biogas generator powered by their yiffing musk.

    FiniteBanjo OP ,

    Noooo you’ll suffocate Saddam if you do that.

    TheControlled , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

    early Nine Inch Nails

    Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!

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