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Num10ck , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
MacNCheezus OP ,
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Pretty much sums up how I feel about this.

HipsterTenZero , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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the only weird thing about this is calling it a parfait. Get that slop in my maw now please

owenfromcanada , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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Alright food topology experts: is a parfait a type of shepherd’s pie? A type of lazagna? A tiramisu, perhaps? I need answers.

Norgur ,
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none of the above. It's frozen.

mynachmadarch ,

A tiramisu is a sweet lasagna. You have alternating layers of carb and sauce and cheese mixture of some kind.

A shepherd's pie is it's own unique thing as there are no alternating layers and the cheese layers are not mandatory.

The French parfait (different from what you're probably thinking) is a flipped shepherd's pie.

The American parfait is lasagna, as it's usually alternating layers of carb, fruits (with their sauce, often very jammy), and not cheese but a dairy mixture still.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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According to Wikipedia, it’s frozen custard if you’re in France, but in America, it’s basically a layered dessert.

Which means this thing actually DOES follow most of the rules, it’s just failing at the dessert part. Unless you’re the type of person who considers pizza a vegetable, I guess.

cowfodder ,

I’d say, according to the cube rule of food, it’s probably a cake.

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bmsok , to lemmyshitpost in its ok

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Aeri , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I’d actually fucking crush that tbh

CannedTuna , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Lol I’ve actually had this before. It’s pretty good

GeekyOnion , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Why is this a “shitpost,” this is amazing!!!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Because you’re gonna have a hell of a shit after consuming that

wesker , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I’d eat that.

ATDA , to lemmyshitpost in 99% of Lemmy users

Introverts, UNITE! WAIT NO!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unite, but separately, each on your own time.

andrew , to lemmyshitpost in My kind of advice
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Of course I avoid him. He’s me!

don , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…

Num10ck ,

cabbage tofu soup, rice, pickles, and kelp fish bone soup.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Honestly sounds better than American prison food. At least this sort of diet will keep you in somewhat decent health.

TheLowestStone ,
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One of the catering companies I worked for was in the running for a contract to provide food for 3 for-profit prisons. My boss showed me some of the menus he was working on for it and I nearly fell over laughing because he’s doing stuff like “Pan seared salmon with farro and grilled vegetable salad.” Apparently no one had told him the target food cost was 7 cents per meal.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I’ve seen some pictures of inmates food online and the best way to describe is probably “looks like state-sponsored school lunches, except far worse”.

Xephonian ,

Those contracts are predetermined anyway. It’s all part of the scam of for-profit prisons.

DigitalDruid , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!

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  • MacNCheezus OP ,
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    I have actually tried artichoke water, albeit only from a jar, not a can. It’s not that bad if you buy a good quality product.

    Would never attempt sardine juice, however.

    DigitalDruid ,

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  • MacNCheezus OP ,
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    I don’t actually drink that stuff, I just shitpost it here for the lulz.

    No_Change_Just_Money , to lemmyshitpost in My kind of advice

    The 3rd Axiom of Schopenhauer: if you are a dick to everybody, everybody will be equally and opposingly dickish to you

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    That’s why you avoid them, and hope they’ll avoid you in return. It’s probably the least dickish thing you can do, and you can always just tell them you’ve been busy with other stuff if you do end up wanting to have contact again. Insults, offenses, betrayals, etc. are much harder to come back from.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

    Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.

    Empricorn , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!

    War Crime.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
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    Agreed. Definitely missing a bit of celery and/or pickles to make it a proper tuna salad.

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