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SkyezOpen , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!

That weird cocktail guy would probably try it. He made and drank (way more than anyone would expect) beef fizz.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c11e31c4-836a-4ff3-b942-5a6851b772d6.webp

Furbag ,

How2Drink on YouTube lol.this definitely seems like it would make the next episode of Cursed Cocktails.

gamermanh , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
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Oh shit, at long last a job opening I’m fucking qualified for!

  1. I’m chill. Whiskeys more my jam but I’ll drink whatever.
  2. Fuckin love industrial.
  3. I’m so down to do crimes in Japan that ive already done quite a few
MacNCheezus OP ,
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In that case, what’s a few more then?

TseseJuer ,

gg2ez

Zink ,

I read #3 in Jeff Gerstmann’s voice.

mechoman444 , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

I’m good for 1 and 2…

FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

Damn, I’m only one of these things.

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day
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If you need a gimmick to eat a certain food, you don't really like that particular food.

DampCanary ,
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would a hot sauce be a gimmick? 'cause that’s a bomb

HipsterTenZero , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
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Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.

Andonyx ,

Just DON’T go to the tour office in Hawaii 😳

TootSweet , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day

Yes, Officer. That one right there.

TotallyNotSpez , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9OlwoMH_sM

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

What’re the benefits and salary of this position?

Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…

Oh

Gork ,

It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.

No_Change_Just_Money , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day

…

Smash

x4740N , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day
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Red one on the left has a face

STRIKINGdebate2 , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
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Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris

x4740N , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
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Dont they chop off fingers as a sign of dedication iirc

edwardbear ,

how else would you show your dedication?

variants ,

How do you show you are more dedicated than fingers in case you want a raise?

moody ,

I’ve already given up my foreskin. Is that good enough?

BreadOven ,

I believe it’s the first joint of one? Pinky finger.

ImplyingImplications ,

I heard it was a way to show how sorry you were for fucking something up or dishonouring your family. You’d present your severed pinky to your boss as an appology. Apparently it’s not done much anymore. I’ve played all the Yakuza games so I’m basically an expert.

Schmuppes ,

I recently watched a great documentary about the Yakuza (on Arte) and apparently that ritual is increasingly considered old-fashioned among the Yakuza, or what’s left of them.

Andonyx ,

Yes, it took eighty years but they eventually realized making their Yakuza affiliation obvious to everyone could hinder some of the criming.

TropicalDingdong , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day

Robitussin, Nyquil PM, and our new flavor, Delysm 12 hour!

don , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…

Num10ck ,

cabbage tofu soup, rice, pickles, and kelp fish bone soup.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Honestly sounds better than American prison food. At least this sort of diet will keep you in somewhat decent health.

TheLowestStone ,
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One of the catering companies I worked for was in the running for a contract to provide food for 3 for-profit prisons. My boss showed me some of the menus he was working on for it and I nearly fell over laughing because he’s doing stuff like “Pan seared salmon with farro and grilled vegetable salad.” Apparently no one had told him the target food cost was 7 cents per meal.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I’ve seen some pictures of inmates food online and the best way to describe is probably “looks like state-sponsored school lunches, except far worse”.

Xephonian ,

Those contracts are predetermined anyway. It’s all part of the scam of for-profit prisons.

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