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Omgboom , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

I’ve had something similar except it was brisket and it was amazing

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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This is an “imparfait”

Fun fact: it’s also one of the past tenses in French.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Hah

qyron , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Burn this abomination.

random_character_a ,
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Consumption is a kind of burning.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy ,
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It’ll burn my asshole on the way out, does that count?

qyron ,

Burn it by fire.

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

Technically that happened before it was assembled. Though they were skilled enough to not actually burn it, and just trigger a Maillard reaction.

MeDuViNoX ,
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Maillard*

AngryCommieKender ,

Thanks, we certainly aren’t going for roast duck all the time

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Cursed, but I’d devour this.

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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This is disgusting, where are the chives?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Where do you think you are, Whole Foods or something?

Num10ck , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
MacNCheezus OP ,
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Pretty much sums up how I feel about this.

HipsterTenZero , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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the only weird thing about this is calling it a parfait. Get that slop in my maw now please

bmsok , to lemmyshitpost in its ok

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

DudeImMacGyver , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I want to make fun of this, but I bet it would be tasty

RedditWanderer ,

Isn’t this just a burrito in a cup?

DudeImMacGyver ,
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Don’t usually see taters in a burrito though

ReginaPhalange ,

What’s taters, precious?

DudeImMacGyver ,
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Mash em

Boil em

Stick em in a stew

AngryCommieKender ,

California burritos. Carne Asada, beans, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, and french fries.

BleatingZombie ,

I’d be willing to try it though

Aeri , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I’d actually fucking crush that tbh

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in its ok

wait girls can fart?!

Scubus ,

No, it’s a shitpost

Hobbes_Dent ,

No, the atmosphere gets out of her way.

FoxyGrandpa ,

Lol I bet you think they poop too. Hey bud, gullible is written on the ceiling

pipows ,
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I heard in a cartoon that girls do poop but it smells like roses

GluWu ,

No, girls aren’t real

Zoidsberg ,
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Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

CannedTuna , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Lol I’ve actually had this before. It’s pretty good

owenfromcanada , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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Alright food topology experts: is a parfait a type of shepherd’s pie? A type of lazagna? A tiramisu, perhaps? I need answers.

Norgur ,
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none of the above. It's frozen.

mynachmadarch ,

A tiramisu is a sweet lasagna. You have alternating layers of carb and sauce and cheese mixture of some kind.

A shepherd's pie is it's own unique thing as there are no alternating layers and the cheese layers are not mandatory.

The French parfait (different from what you're probably thinking) is a flipped shepherd's pie.

The American parfait is lasagna, as it's usually alternating layers of carb, fruits (with their sauce, often very jammy), and not cheese but a dairy mixture still.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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According to Wikipedia, it’s frozen custard if you’re in France, but in America, it’s basically a layered dessert.

Which means this thing actually DOES follow most of the rules, it’s just failing at the dessert part. Unless you’re the type of person who considers pizza a vegetable, I guess.

cowfodder ,

I’d say, according to the cube rule of food, it’s probably a cake.

cuberule.com

GeekyOnion , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Why is this a “shitpost,” this is amazing!!!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Because you’re gonna have a hell of a shit after consuming that

wesker , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I’d eat that.

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