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Delta_V , to lemmyshitpost in Have fun with this one

pickle bowls are rare

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I suppose “breakfast cucumber” would work if you stress the syllables correctly

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Cereal on a pickle has the right out of syllables I think

kerrigan778 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred is iffy but Millie is an adorable name.

GroundedGator , to lemmyshitpost in Leaked photo

Drumpf can’t even hold a glass of water, I’m supposed to believe her can hold anything to smoke out of? He’d probably put the lit end of a blunt in his mouth and bite.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Biden shotgunned it into Trump’s mouth while they kissed.

MoonMoon ,

You sick sick bastard. I love it

nilloc ,

How’d he keep Trumps tongue from getting jammed down his throat though.

GroundedGator ,

Tiny hands, tiny tongue. He barely noticed it.

intensely_human ,

I read this in Trump’s voice

mojofrododojo ,

Biden doesn’t look like Ivanka.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar
intensely_human ,

This photo is fucking amazing lmao

Rustmilian , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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Late2TheParty ,
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

You are evil lol

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

They do make a mean clam chowder

exothermic ,

Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Food Crimes, maybe?

thinkyfish , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

The curiosity is killing me.

– Dracula

pedz , to memes in its true tho

If I need to choose, I’ll go with Android but to be quite frank, I would really prefer to have a “real” computer operating system on those devices. For 10+ years I’ve been waiting for a device that I can put in my pocket, use it on the go, with a data connection, and have the possibility to dock it and continue using it as a full fledged computer, with Linux if possible.

I know some high end Android devices can be “docked” and connected to a monitor, but they are far too expensive and/or too rare. Also, you still have to use apps instead of proper computer software. I don’t like the “everything is an app” model, where they all have to have ads and/or paid versions. Android and “mobile” operating systems are a pain to use. I want to have control over my device.

And I also know there are some devices that can to this, but with the level of technology that we have, a device like this should be easy to find. Yet, it’s all niche stuff that isn’t really polished nor working really well. It’s all damn phones and tablets with “mobile” operating systems that locks users. I wonder if phone/tablet manufacturers keep it that way because there’s no demand for this, or if they simply want to continue the milking of the mobile users.

Rikolan ,

I still am grumpy about Microsoft killing their windows phone line. Not the regular ones, but rather the ones that allowed you to dock it to a display and use a slightly stripped down Windows OS on a full screen. It could’ve actually changed how we use phones/ computers, but instead we have to have a separate device for everything we do.

Phones are already powerful enough to run desktop apps, but I guess it’s down to profits why we still don’t have a “swiss army knife” of a device for everything.

Dyskolos ,

Indeed. They were on the way to a unified os. Still kinda are. And people totally hate them for it. At least you could use the (nearly) same win on your Touch-pad and desktop. And i actually liked their phones. Just could never really keep it without telegram. And that (the lack of apps) was their downfall.

darkphotonstudio , (edited )

This! Mobile operating systems are trash, and there’s no good reason for it. I always see people parroting the same nonsense, “you have the power of a super computer in your pocket”. Okay, then why can’t I use it like a supercomputer? It’s all crippled toy versions of the desktop applications, social media garbage, or microtransaction stuffed toilet games.

KLISHDFSDF ,
@KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml avatar

genuine question, what do you expect out of a mobile OS that you can’t do now?

darkphotonstudio ,

I should be able to use it like a proper computer that can run full-fat applications, with a monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc. Everyone loves to go on about how powerful phones are, so then why can’t I use that power?

KLISHDFSDF ,
@KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml avatar

100% agree. Would be nice to be able to just “dock” into a USB-C cable and have a working “PC” at my disposal. Appreciate the response.

Dyskolos ,

Absolutely this. I, too, go for android (pixel even, sigh) but would prefer a real os. android was aweful when it came out, grew much better, then declined again. And with each update they kill so many apps due to “security”-changes.

And what’s worst of all, is the constant struggle to actually own your own device (=root). Noone would ever have bought a pc with no admin-pwd where you can only “refresh” your current windows-version and nothing more. You can’t buy anything else than pixels (and even with those you need at least minimum tech-knowledge and are dependent on the continuing development of ONE app). Having any other brand makes it near impossible without luck, time and frustration-tolerance.

The coming generations will just pay 1000 for a phone they are allowed to use, not own, and think that is how it is and ever has been.

vox , to memes in its true tho
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

android’s at least open source

Cqrd ,

The base of it is, but you’re not buying a phone with a fully open source Android OS on it

AVengefulAxolotl ,

Sadly true, but still better than nothing

deaf_fish ,

Didn’t they change license at some point, so it’s no longer open source?

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

AOSP is licensed under Apache 2.0

(if you want to contribute back you must sign a CLA though)

gAlienLifeform , to lemmyshitpost in Yes
@gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world avatar

I wish we had a world where people could cross borders as easily as money does

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Hear me out, Exchange citzenchip program. You can come live here if someone from this country wants to go live there. Then you exchange citzenchips. The population would remain the same and people could live in places they feel better at.

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I am on their side. Do what you want, it’s your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.

stoy , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

If Taylor gets Mriya back into the air, all is forgiven

THE_MASTERMIND ,

What is that ?

stoy ,

The name of the worlds largest aircraft, the Antonov AN-225

Built in Kyiv during the Soviet era, she was built to carry the Soviet space shuttle, Buran, but after the fall of the USSR she was used as a massive air transport.

Her name, Mriya means “dream” or “inspiration”. She was a huge source of pride for Ukraine.

She was destroyed by Russian forces on the ground at Antonov airport in Hostomel, northern Ukraine.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-225_Mriya

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Oh thanks

pftbest ,

It’s in the photo look closer

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Got it

hugetechnerd , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-racism be like

Only people that are racist have no idea why the figures on the left are racist and not those on the right.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Only people that have no ability to think for themselves have a need to put others into categories of acceptability based on what the dominant culture around them thinks instead of judging them based on their individual merits.

Reddfugee42 ,

No, they were right and you just proved it.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Source: trust me, bro.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

You’re not doing yourself any favors.

RedAggroBest ,

You need to fuckin go back to school with your “think for yourself” crap if you think anything on the left is justified.

And no, nothing on the right is racist, they’re not caricatures of enslaved people.

bort ,

what’s wrong with uncle bens?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You need to fuckin go back to school with your “think for yourself” crap if you think anything on the left is justified.

Interesting way to admit that the opinion you hold on this matter was beaten into you by the school system and isn’t the result of your own thinking process.

And no, nothing on the right is racist, they’re not caricatures of enslaved people.

The Sun-Maid girl is quite literally a caricature of a farm worker. No one who actually picks grapes looks like that except in a commercial.

eatthecake ,

What if someone’s judgement of your individual merits just happens to agree with the dominant culture around them? Or is that not possible? Does the ability to think for ones self necessarily lead to disagreement with whatever is commomly believed? I think that would just be dumbass contrarianism.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What if someone’s judgement of your individual merits just happens to agree with the dominant culture around them?

Oooh, now that would be very convenient, wouldn’t it?

Does the ability to think for ones self necessarily lead to disagreement with whatever is commomly believed?

At the very least, it requires entertaining ideas and possibilities widely believed to be unthinkable, even if you do end up discarding them for lack of evidence.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re genuinely saying that those on the right aren’t racist?

SatanicNotMessianic , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-racism be like

Depictions associated with slavery and servile minorities are different than a little girl in a sun hat. Who would have guessed?

Sagifurius ,

Man, if you looked at a bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup and thought that was racist, you’ve got some issues. (The butter one, sure, got a point there

Kolanaki ,
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Wasn’t the butter one just… A human shaped bottle? Looking at the logo from the beginning until the end it doesn’t look like it’s ever been a thing other than simply a depiction of a black woman. Not even a caricature of such, just like a painting of a person who could totally be real. But maybe what I’m referencing doesn’t have the off-shoot flavors. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sagifurius ,

No the blue eyed Indian on the pound of butter

surewhynotlem ,

I too enjoy the white privilege of being able to look at something and judge it without thinking about context. It’s fantastic to be able to simplify things to just face value and not think about the racial history behind it. It’s one of my favorite privileges.

Unfortunately, I somehow never got that middle-aged white man’s confidence of instantly knowing what other people should be feeling, better than they do. I must be defective. But it means I tend to defer to the people that are hurt by something to judge if they’ve been hurt or not.

jimcrowmuseum.ferris.edu/question/2022/june.htm

Sagifurius ,

Stfu. It’s not I ain’t heard this, it’s that I don’t accept it, in this limited case. And for someone don’t even know my race to instantly go with the white privilege line is fucking telling.

surewhynotlem ,

You seem rather sensitive on the topic. Have you had issues with race a lot?

Sagifurius ,

No, idiots just aggravate me.

PhlubbaDubba ,

It’s literally based on a stereotype of black people being food preppers for rich white folks but sure buddy.

Sagifurius ,

This might shock you, but some black people work in kitchens even today.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ironically, the butter one was actually designed by Patrick DesJarlait, an Ojibwe man, specifically meant to accurately reflect his culture. Here’s an article written by his son about the whole thing:

washingtonpost.com/…/my-ojibwe-father-drew-land-o…

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The Sun-Maid girl is depicted performing a job that’s traditionally associated with slavery. Is depicting white people performing slave labor also problematic or is slavery only bad when it involves people of color?

Also, the job she’s doing is predominantly done by immigrants nowadays. Is depicting her as white not disenfranchising these people by denying them representation?

db2 ,

“I’m just asking questions bro”

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Not an argument. Do better.

db2 ,

Trump can suck Putin’s dick in hell. Triggered yet, snowflake?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’m literally shaking.

surewhynotlem , to lemmyshitpost in They complained about this ad...

I’m more offended that they white washed her teeth.

Aggravationstation ,

Yea, no smoker has teeth that white

ignotum ,

Yea, no smoker has teeth that white

remotelove ,

Have you never seen a person that is addicted to bleaching their teeth? It’s weird.

db2 , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Wild animals: It’s free real estate dinner.

Centillionaire , to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Bedazzling and crazy long finger nails is just a fedora cargo shorts for women.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I love those long fingernails, but then I also like cargo shorts, so ok

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