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lightnsfw , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

A couple weeks ago I had to travel for work and I picked the longer one because I got paid for more miles and it meant I would get back right at the end of the day so I wouldn’t have to do anything else that afternoon. Also on that 2 hour drive I think I saw 5-6 cars for the first 3/4 of it which was pretty great.

consumptionone ,

I’m surprised that works. At my job they make us put in the origin and destination and will only pay the mileage for the shortest route.

jj4211 ,

I’m guessing they have a job like mine, where a driving trip is a relatively rare occurrence and micromanaging the travel isn’t worth it to mitigate the risk of paying out a little more.

Nastybutler , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

Tell me you’re not on a motorcycle without telling me you’re not on a motorcycle

Rediphile ,

In my experience many recreational motorcyclists specifically seek out curvey roads as they are fun. Am I missing something?

Nastybutler ,

OPs post says they hate turning. Hence my comment

WereCat ,

That wasn’t saecasm at all

Fedizen , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

catering to the racing demo

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Idk are races not meant to go the fastest?

callouscomic , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

Anything to avoid Reno.

PanoptiDon ,

Or Nevada

TheSambassador ,

Reno is an awesome town now, you should check it out.

RustyNova , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

It’s an option!? I get severely motion sick in cars and I’d love those easier roads

RustyNova ,

Also, looking at the road, it doesn’t seems to be that bad. It ain’t central France bad

Cryophilia ,

Weird flex but ok

OscarCunningham , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple
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Fewer turns but one more Bend.

hannesh93 , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple
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Is that a regional setting? Never saw “fewer turns” as an option in my app. Only saw “most environmental” when it takes a shorter router even though it’s slower

konalt ,
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I’ve never seen “most environmental” or “fewer turns”. We get “fewer toll roads” and sometimes “avoids traffic” during rush hour

TheReturnOfPEB , to lemmyshitpost in Growing up isn’t easy

boy i hope that misfortune is an upvote opportunity

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

The cum to USD ratio is actually quite competitive

realitista , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

But think how many fewer cocks it is to deal with.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Plot twist: Richard Gere was actually George Washington!

HowManyNimons ,

Non American here: I don’t get it. How many cocks did Washington have?

IMongoose ,

Like, 30 dicks

JasonDJ ,

History has its eyes on them.

HowManyNimons ,

Oh I see. So he was like a proto-American Brian Blessed.

simplejack , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

General Lee horn noises

grue ,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU

justme , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Yeah, like she has usually 8 clients a day…

NigelFrobisher , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

The art of the deal.

feedum_sneedson , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

man give money

superweeniehutjrs , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla

WITNESS ME

niktemadur ,

Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.

“AWESOME!”

(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)

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