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ummthatguy , to risa in Speaking of transporters
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ryannathans , to news in Deaths and Injuries of the Israel/Palestine Conflict prior to the Oct 2023 war

Damn this is going to still be going on in 2121?

atetulo ,

Looks like it.

WaxedWookie ,

Israel will almost certainly have wrapped up their genocide long before that.

Disgusted_Tadpole , to technology in Unity deleted these terms, don't let them get out
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Fuckin hell, one of my favourite game was about to ditch flash (yea I know lol) for Unity and then that. They invested tons of money, idk what will happen

Kolanaki ,
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“I think we’ll just stay here, in the 90’s.” - that dev

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
seth ,

Somehow, I never heard that song before today. The harmony is quite nice, thanks for the link!

hansl ,

“The 90s called. And I picked up the phone.”

qaz ,

Ruffle.rs allows you to run flash games using WebAssembly and doesn’t require any fees

Kyoyeou ,

What’s the game?

Mrduckrocks ,

His favourite game

Klear ,

I love my favourite game!

spez_ ,

No, it’s his favourite game

Klear ,

Oh. I hate that one.

Disgusted_Tadpole ,
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Come on, it’s good

Kyoyeou ,

Dammit! That one! Right

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Bro’s over here still keeping his neopets fed.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

AngryCommieKender ,

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

Crashumbc ,

So I already blew my chance

RHSJack ,

*high fives…and misses!

Holyginz ,

No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

I bought one of these when they first came out and they’re a piece of shit. It stopped working just a little bit after the warranty expired.

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Sex

This is old news. Scientists are already developing Sex 2.

AFallingAnvil ,
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Yeah, might as well wait for the sequel now

RyanLiu ,

Is that oral or anal?

MHanak ,

I think they’ll be overhauling the anatomy, so i thing neither

NegativeInf , to lemmyshitpost in Who here likes Ratatouille?

I think this says just as much about both of them, honestly.

LodeMike OP ,

Could be a fake/random number put on the forum.

HRDS_654 , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

“… Maybe you steal her underwear a couple times…” No Ben. No we don’t.

Regardless of it being the fake, the fact that so many (including me) thought it was real speaks volumes.

xenoclast ,

"It’s funny because it’s ‘relatable’ "

HRDS_654 ,

I don’t know about relatable, but it does speak to Ben’s personality that so many people thought this was real.

xenoclast ,

Relatable… relative… his sister…

LapGoat ,
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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant

Amir ,
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Tbh that’s right wing rhetoric. “It doesn’t matter that it’s factually false, it’s enough that it could be true”

HRDS_654 ,

It’s really not that deep.

Frozengyro , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

‘what happened’

‘take a wild guess!’

Wizard_Pope , to lemmyshitpost in Mind = blown
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Where is the flower pot?

Hupf ,

Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

psycho_driver ,

They became inseparable.

Hupf ,
Shardikprime , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
kibiz0r , to games in The Star Fox-style roguelite whose dev refused to use AI voices to cut costs is adding an entire "anti-capitalist revenge" campaign about a cat-girl destroying AI

So wait, the AI is destroying cat-girls?

Lukewarm_Tea ,

The robots took our jobs

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Yes, support your local cat girl VAs or they will disappear forever.

JackbyDev ,

Nyaaa~ OwO

Wogi ,

I’ve never been more am enemy of AI than this moment.

Steak , to science_memes in It is very therapeutic to garden, though.

I smoke a lot of weed. Always have. Last year I grew 4 plants in my backyard garden and this year I’ve saved thousands of dollars on weed. It’s not as strong as store stuff but you get used to to it quickly and there’s less paranoia with homegrown I find. I’m always gonna grow my own weed from now on. Only reason I didn’t before was that it was illegal. This year I germinated 3 seeds but only one took so I’ll have one super tall pot plant in my backyard haha.

Asafum ,

While it’s still in the “vegetation” stage look up how to “clone” plants and you can make that one plant into as many as you can successfully clone!

Steak ,

I was wondering about this. Looked it up. Definitely starting a couple clones tomorrow. Thankyou.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Alright, I’d like to retroactively change my statement to have the amendment: “Except for Weed. You can easily be self-sustaining on weed.”

Mango , to science_memes in It is very therapeutic to garden, though.

The thing about it is that I’m keeping the benefit of the cost effectiveness myself instead of some farmers and taking heads elsewhere. It’s more efficient per dollar for ME.

Tar_alcaran ,

That only really applies if your time is free, OR you’re actually enjoying it.

Mango ,

That argument is nonsense for anyone who doesn’t live at work.

enbyecho ,

It’s the same argument you made earlier:

I’m saving money for myself with my own efforts? It’s specifically to exclude external economics.

and here:

The thing about it is that I’m keeping the benefit of the cost effectiveness myself

By using your own efforts you retain more of the value for yourself. When you work for others you get paid only a fraction of the value you produce. Ie, your time is more valuable than you are getting paid for.

Mango ,

You think I can just go to my workplace and sit on the clock whenever I want? No. There are hours when I cannot be at work. Those hours are not equivalent to work hours.

Also, WTF are you smoking? These arguments are nothing alike.

enbyecho ,

I’m sorry you weren’t able to understand that simple point. But have a nice day!

Mango ,

You didn’t make any point. You’re here to troll.

enbyecho ,

You are apparently here to not read. I was literally agreeing with you.

Bye now.

Mango ,

Back to your bridge.

enbyecho ,

Your time is not free. In fact it’s incredibly valuable. So why are you giving it away to corporations for pennies on the dollar? You could be getting 100% of the value of your time when you garden.

Tar_alcaran ,

On the one hand that’s true. On the other hand, I’m self employed and I loathe gardening.

enbyecho ,

some farmers

May I ask a favor? Make a distinction between small-scale direct-to-consumer farmers (ie the kind that sell at farmer’s markets) and large-scale commodity farmers and the huge agricorps that own them.

Mango ,

Why would I make that distinction when the point of it is that I’m saving money for myself with my own efforts? It’s specifically to exclude external economics.

enbyecho ,

Because (a) you say it in a way that comes across as derogatory. Unless you grow 100% of your food you need a farmer in there somewhere to live; (b) because the closer you get to the farmer (ie buy from small-scale farms) the more value you retain.

Mango ,

You’re one of those people who is anticipating being insulted somehow and just looking for a reason to complain.

Swedneck , to science_memes in It is very therapeutic to garden, though.
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no shit you can’t compete with something subsidized lol, how is that an impressive argument?

just… subsidize the homegrown produce if you want it to be competitive? big brain moment

praise_idleness ,

It’s not only cost ineffetive but also less environmental option.

lauha ,

Cost ineffective? To whom?

Maybe in utopistic communist fantasy where goverment farms grew me the produce I need, but in current capitalist world home grown is way cheaper to me than store bought.

azi , (edited )

Yeah like look up organopónicos in Cuba. Thanks to the collapse of the import market that fuelled industrial agriculture and government support of local growers, a good chunk of food in the country now comes from ecology-sound urban agriculture.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

“Hi, this is Chett from the local government non-industrial agriculture office. We see that you grew 6 tomato vines this year and didn’t take advantage of our program to loan you the costs of 34% of maintaining the crop, as it isn’t your first year, would you like to be pre-approved for a $46.38 loan for next year? In return, we ask you to install flood barriers and have your soil tested regularly.”

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