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hannesh93 , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple
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Is that a regional setting? Never saw “fewer turns” as an option in my app. Only saw “most environmental” when it takes a shorter router even though it’s slower

konalt ,
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I’ve never seen “most environmental” or “fewer turns”. We get “fewer toll roads” and sometimes “avoids traffic” during rush hour

TheReturnOfPEB , to lemmyshitpost in Growing up isn’t easy

boy i hope that misfortune is an upvote opportunity

empireOfLove2 , to lemmyshitpost in Growing up isn’t easy
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One hundred bad days make one hundred good stories

One hundred good stories make me interesting at parties!

Randomocity ,

That part of that song bothers me. If someone is just complaining they aren’t going to be a good guest at a party.

pmk ,

A good story about a bad day doesn’t have to be about complaining. It can be about learning from mistakes, a strange irony, the absurdity of coinciding factors, etc.

plzExplainNdetail ,

According to the lyrics, they aren’t exclusively complaining, they’re telling “good stories” about their not-so-great experience which is a different thing. Also, they never tried to be a ‘good guest’ at parties, merely that they were found to be ‘interesting at parties’ because of their ‘good stories’.

That said, I really wish they didn’t repeat lyrics so much and instead told more of those “good stories” they keep boasting about.

empireOfLove2 ,
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Yeah I interpreted it as making funny stories out of unfortunate events, not just complaining.

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

The cum to USD ratio is actually quite competitive

justme , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Yeah, like she has usually 8 clients a day…

NigelFrobisher , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

The art of the deal.

feedum_sneedson , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

man give money

simplejack , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla
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General Lee horn noises

grue ,
FmbyMF , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla

I will if there’s coins on the other side.

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

I mean one guy can only bust so many nuts… now if she had a guy every couple hours filling her full of cum… Well you see now why she takes the cum sum instead of individual deposits…a lot more work

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla

If you take that left bankshot, sure

Assman , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla
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Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow

Spitzspot , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla
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Hold my beer.

bulwark , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla

I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn’t slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I’ve seen that movie… Keanu Reeves was in it.

ummthatguy ,
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the_tab_key ,

I was on the same bus!

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Don’t date each other. I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.

superweeniehutjrs , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla

WITNESS ME

niktemadur ,

Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.

“AWESOME!”

(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)

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