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Kraven_the_Hunter , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Why would liberals care if you post this? They’re the ones that don’t give a shit what your kink is.

Seraph ,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Because if you tell a conservative this line they're way more likely to do it.

drzoidberg ,
@drzoidberg@lemmy.world avatar

And we’ve been trolling cons for like a full day with this. I did this to my trump loving aunt on her Facebook. She got super mad and deleted me off Facebook. She was the last holdout that refused to unfriend me no matter what I commented on her brain dead posts.

magnetosphere ,
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Congrats!

Yeah, the trial verdict really pisses off conservatives. A coworker was a Nikki Haley supporter. I thought she’d be annoyed, but not too angry, because I thought she’d given up on Trump. Wrong!

She usually knows better than to talk politics with me, but she had to vent about the Trump trial. Of course, she blamed everyone but him.

To avoid making her even angrier, I pretended to remain neutral, claiming that I didn’t know much and hadn’t really been following the trial, but secretly I was enjoying every bit of her Fox News-parroting tantrum. She’s good at her job, but a malleable idiot when it comes to politics.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Same, walking into work this morning, guy says something about them fucking trump over and then asks what I think about trump and I tell him he doesn’t want to know, it’s a five minute walk from there to where we work in the building.

grue ,

To avoid making her even angrier

Stop doing that; she doesn’t deserve it. Moreover, excessive tolerance is how we got into this mess.

saltesc ,

It’s true. If they’re so easily manipulated, they’ll follow suit with the masses if enough of the other side are there and loud enough.

Though, I also blame that tactic for how divided the US seems to be in general.

magnetosphere ,
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I see your point, but when I have to work side by side with someone for several hours, I prefer that they not be seething at me lol

grue ,

I mean, it’s risky, but if you do it right maybe you could trigger her enough to blow up and get fired without getting in trouble yourself? Fascist fucks deserve that, too.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Nah, she’ll call harassment of her beliefs or something and twist so OP is the bad guy.

asteriskeverything ,

Lol yeah keyword there is coworker though.

There are fantastic ways to politely and without any blame making people feel stupid enough to shut up, or make them backpedal and change the subject. Knowing your audience helps too, who else is there and what their politics are. I don’t think that comes naturally to anyone really though. Not most.

Kaboom ,

Is not knowing about rule 34 a bad thing? I kinda feel like only internet addicts really know about it.

Ajen ,

I mean, Lemmy is basically an internet addict support group.

Blackmist ,

And are we talking about the liberals the conservatives hate or the liberals the tankies hate?

chemicalwonka , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom
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Empire (aka USA) in one pic

xavier666 , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Oh, you mean this rule allows Trump to walk out of jail? I must tell others.

kibiz0r , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

I’m more concerned about the earlier spikes. You good, internet?

Decoy321 ,

I know you’re joking, but for anyone genuinely curious, those correspond to news updates about the trial. It’s been going on for a month and a half, after all.

Kowowow , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Why did it go back up?

MystikIncarnate ,
db2 , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom

*Freeedom

AI. 🙄

littletranspunk ,

Don’t forget that $993.99 price tag

ed_cock ,

Such is the price of freeedom.

metaStatic ,

Fucking inflation, I only have a $1.05

Bgugi ,

It isn’t free, it costs folks like you and me.

Battle_Masker ,
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

$34 a pound, product price $1.99 on the other side

littletranspunk ,

Sounds like the cost of being a patriot XD

nek0d3r , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom
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Kolanaki ,
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What’s that from? Food Wars? I dont remember this scene lol

Bgugi ,

Assassination classroom.

gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Huehuehue

darvocet ,

Hey Mr. Rogen, I love your work!

saltesc , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Well done, shitposters. Well done.

ShitOnABrick , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom
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You pop those in an air fryer and I imagine they’ll be bloody banging

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Add some baked beans for bullets (and Lemmy cred), make stickmen out of fries and slather them in ketchup, boom, you got a proper massacre for your hunger

frankenswine , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

bonk!

rugburn , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom

Probably gross, but I’m sure they taste at least a little better than my Glock

essell ,

Could try washing it regularly?

Karyoplasma ,

Nestlé claimed all the water as their property.

rugburn ,

I tried. It’s not dishwasher safe though, now it tastes like rust and less like freedom

essell ,

Oh, Glock… Nevermind.

thesocavault ,
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 Combat Tupperware

Norgur ,

Gosh, Dude! Can you finally buy a holster instead of keeping it in your ass?! If you're rich enough for a deadly firearm, you're rich enough for something to carry it in!

rugburn ,

But… isn’t that where a responsible firearm owner keeps their weapon?

Norgur ,

That's where the hedonistic firearm owner keeps their weapon!

LordWiggle , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom
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Spike these with cyanide and Trump rallies will be empty.

So do they have lead in them by any chance?

MystikIncarnate ,

Probably, considering this was made by a computer…

TropicalDingdong , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom

"but sweety, you haven’t touched you nug-guns"

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

Nugguns does sound pretty cute.

Steamymoomilk , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom

fortunate son starts playing

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