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FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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False advertising strikes again…

MTK ,

You can use the flour to strike again!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The all-purpose flour strikes back

Imgonnatrythis ,

Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

FlyingSquid ,
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My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

candyman337 , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

Teon ,
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Kneading his dough... O_o

OpenStars ,
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I… don’t think we really want to know?

Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

Dasnap ,
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Floueshlight.

Imgonnatrythis ,

What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

All Pumping Flour

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it’s not very effective.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

OpenStars ,
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Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

OpenStars ,
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Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

airbreather , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

A video version of the joke: youtu.be/ehiCgps8vow

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Good one!

candyman337 ,

Gus Johnson bad

MMNT , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Who’s the artist? Why isn’t this masterpiece signed?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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Except for the fucking that’s kind of what we do with our bag of rice.

dipshit ,

Why not both?

Hiro8811 , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
MacNCheezus OP ,
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I love you too Zoidberg

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

I like that one of the purposes shown is just “chilling by itself” 😄

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.

ekZepp , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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MacNCheezus OP ,
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I’d like to think that this is how people become gluten intolerant

Makeitstop , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

therealjcdenton , to greentext in The life of a frogposter

I post the frog I post the frog I post the frog

MacNCheezus OP ,
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ForestOrca , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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TIL
Wendigo
Mythical creature

Wendigo is a mythological creature or evil spirit originating from Algonquian folklore. The concept of the wendigo has been widely used in literature and other works of art, such as social commentary and horror fiction. The wendigo is often said to be a malevolent spirit, sometimes depicted as a creature with human-like characteristics, which possesses human beings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendigo

grue ,

Here’s a better reference for !lemmyshitpost: mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Windigos

hex_m_hell ,

They’re not exactly mythical. It’s also a description of a type of psychosis that leads to cannibalism.

activ8r ,

Seems skeptical, at best, if the psychosis is even real and not just a retroactive diagnosis based on third hand story telling.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendigo

Either way the mythical creature came first.

hex_m_hell ,

No, the indigenous people who created the “mythical creature” say that they mean it literally to describe a real thing and that thing is the psychosis. The modern diagnosis comes from their description of the psychosis.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Fiddler

0x4E4F , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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To be honest, I really do wanna do this 🥺.

wren ,
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Just don’t start dabbling in bomb-crafting and manifesto writing and you’ll be sorted

0x4E4F ,
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Nah, that’s for the big city, who am I gonna scare with bombs in the middle of nowhere, lol.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Everyone hush… we don’t need a lucky 10,000 for this one.

0x4E4F ,
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Yeah… I don’t live in the US 😂. I know the deal with you guys and the b word 😂.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Barbecue. Barbecue is the only thing we talk about here. Just don’t bring up the other B word.

0x4E4F ,
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🤐

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Writing manifestos isn’t illegal and neither is bomb crafting, as long as you do it in the privacy of your own home and don’t mail them to other people.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Almost correct. Depends on the type.

0x4E4F ,
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Yeah, like I bet the nuclear type is not legal even in your own home 😂.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I guess I didn’t consider that.

Good luck getting your hands on enough enriched nuclear material though.

0x4E4F ,
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You could probably make it yourself 🤔… but you’d have to make a neutron gun first…

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

breed wendigos

Got a couple of acres in the swamp, I could do this. Deadfalls everywhere, just gotta find one in front of sour ground.

“Sometimes dead is bettah.”

Donkter , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

Zero reason not to do this if that’s what your heart is telling you. Just leave a note for your loved ones to find 10 years after you leave.

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