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Aeri , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I’d actually fucking crush that tbh

HipsterTenZero , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
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Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.

Andonyx ,

Just DON’T go to the tour office in Hawaii 😳

Lexam , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

Steel beams don’t melt at 3727°F, but potatoes do!

No_Eponym ,
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sanpedropeddler , to lemmyshitpost in Admit, who of you is this?

This is highly insulting. The way I check on my muffins has no relation to my distaste for the orange gentlemen.

LEONHART , to lemmyshitpost in Happy April Fool's here's your System of a Down meme

When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.

Siegfried , to lemmyshitpost in Yes

As refreshing as it is to hear ML keyboards cracking, this is not a meme, nor a shitpost and even being a meme, there is a community for that

Grayox ,
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I am a stauch Marxists and have to say even though this was instantly downvoted by me, I will defend it as being a meme.

RizzRustbolt , to lemmyshitpost in There used to be whole forests like this in the Pacific Northwest

Yes, yes… the faces.

But more importantly… the tires. What the hell?

Etterra ,

That’s because they’re actually ghouls and this is from an alternate future. The wheels were what happens when you get the vehicles DLC because that’s what happens when your universe was created by Tod Howard.

bitchkat ,

Its the creepy mining town from Carnivale.

altima_neo ,
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Yeah this one needed a little more time to cook with inpaint

TheCheddarCheese , to lemmyshitpost in Cow
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guy trying to turn into animals and i’m here barely even being able to lucid dream and when i do i can’t do any of the cool shit promised

solivine ,
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It’s weird, it’s kind of like tricking your brain into knowing what’s possible.

saltesc ,

It doesn’t know how to be a cow. Just like it doesn’t know why punching and running is weak because your asleep and semi-paralysed nervous system isn’t giving the usual feedback and brain’s like, “I dunno.”

solivine ,
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I’ve never had the punching and running being weak thing, I don’t really understand that

Kage520 ,

I am terrible at lucid dreaming. Gave up after having only a few successful times. My experience though is, anything too far outside your normal real experiences will cause you to wake up.

I tried breathing underwater for a couple lucid dreams. I woke up before I would have inhaled water in the dream. I got scuba certified before my next attempt, and all the sudden, I was able to breathe underwater in my dreams.

Kind of disappointing. If I can’t break the rules of life in my dreams what’s the point of lucid dreaming? Maybe once VR gets good enough it can bridge the gap and give me close enough experiences that I can replicate them in dreams.

otacon239 ,

Lucid dreaming can have more to do with visualizing the possibilities. There’s a great quote from Waking Life that touches on exactly this:

The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything.

Lucid dreaming lets you see how obtainable those dreams can be.

shaman1093 ,

Great movie

Gabu , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

Ok, that bald dude is ROCKING the look.

Stalinwolf , to lemmyshitpost in Title
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My cousin and I grew up deeply fascinated by cryptids, and would sit up all night on the roof of my barn watching for chupacabras. Never did see one.

Kusimulkku ,

They probably saw you though

Theharpyeagle ,

I developed a deep interest in the Jersey Devil as a kid. Didn’t even live anywhere near it, but I was terrified of it.

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate
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The car park is full of Volvo 740’s Café Racer motorbikes and fixed gear bicycles

turkishdelight , to assholedesign in Amazon refusing to show me the price of something if I do not add it to cart

Amazon’s customer experience has been on a very steep decline in the last 5 years or so. I find myself shopping more and more on Temu and AliExpress.

aluminium ,

same, especially since many products are the exact same thing with 100% stupid tax added on top

Appoxo ,
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Why on Temu?? That is basically enabling scammers.
Just shop on Ali where you actually have some buyer protection…

turkishdelight ,

I had really good purchases on Temu. Scammers are a problem, but no more than Amazon.

evlogii ,

What is the most useful and coolest thing you’ve recently purchased on AliExpress that you’re enjoying?

Smokeless7048 ,

i got a woodworking/marking pen off Ali, $7.00 CAD Saw an identical one at Rona today, $28 CAD

turkishdelight ,

Not Alibaba, but I got a bunch of smart lights from Temu for my house: temu.com/…/rechargeable-wireless-motion-sensor-wa…

Showroom7561 ,

I find myself shopping more and more on Temu and AliExpress.

Both are super sleezy, ad-shoving, privacy disrespecting sites with aweful return policies.

Not sure that’s a better alternative to Amazon.

turkishdelight ,

is Amazon different? At least Temu is cheap.

Showroom7561 ,

Vastly different.

Superb return policy. Brand name products (on most things), and these brands will honour warranties when purchased from Amazon directly. No sales-pressure emails, fake promotions/coupons, or notifications on your phone (my wife uses Temu, and she gets these spam messages constantly throughout the day!).

I buy from Aliexpress, but it depends on the item. Some brands do have Aliexpress official stores, but shipping is often days or weeks or months (or never). Approx. 1 out of 10 orders I place on Aliexpress don’t even arrive, and I won’t be able to claim a refund for months after I’ve paid.

Aliexpress also likes to promote way too many sex toys and sleazy trash thumbnails when my order history has only been RC car and bike parts, and a flashlight. Disgusting how they “market” products.

I hate defending Amazon, because there’s a lot wrong with them, too. But compared to Temu or Ali, they are just so much better in every way.

Treczoks , to assholedesign in Amazon refusing to show me the price of something if I do not add it to cart

I had it worse. I needed to book a hotel for a business trip, and they offered me two prices: Either take them cheaper, but you cannot cancel or get a refund, or you can spend a bit more, and cancel it up to one day before arrival for a “cancellation fee”, which amount was not disclosed at that moment.

I booked the latter one, and in the booking confirmation it said that the cancellation fee is exactly the same as the cost for the room!

LodeMike OP ,

🤨

General_Shenanigans , (edited )

That’s dumb. I used to work in hotels. We hated online bookings because of how terrible those sites handle expectations. A tip for the future is: If you find yourself wanting to take that latter option, odds are it’s the same as booking directly, price-wise. If you book directly, you’re more guaranteed and only have to deal with their own policy. Usually it’s no fee if cancelled the day before arrival. If cancelled same day, a one-night fee applies for holding the room. If you cancelled the day before, could’ve saved.

TotalFat , to lemmyshitpost in Leaked

Thor!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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That’s clearly Freyja sheesh they all look the same to you don’t they

unreasonabro , to mildlyinfuriating in Chinese AI - Double Standards

You can usually get an AI to give you the answer you asked, just by talking to it. If it gives you some canned response, just assuage whatever fear it was pre-programmed to express (“don’t worry i’m not doing that, please answer the question”) and it will give you an answer; it’s a chatbot, not the authorities. Yet anyway.

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