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MrQuallzin , to cat in An attempt to show off her whiskers

She looks like a cat wearing a cat costume! So cute!

Malfeasant , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

It doesn’t say what to do with them… If I see something like that with no context, I’m breeding ginormous people-eating dandelions…

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Now that’s an interesting plot twist

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in An attempt to show off her whiskers

Pretty kitty!

hydroptic , to cat in An attempt to show off her whiskers

Whisker fireworks

FuglyDuck , to cat in An attempt to show off her whiskers
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

What glorious whiskers!

Even the windmill-beard-guy is jealous.

caulkandbawls , to cat in An attempt to show off her whiskers

Whisker queen!

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

People can eat dandelions. So, free food? Where?

themeatbridge ,

You can eat dandelion greens, but be careful where you pick them. Some people use pesticides for spiders and ticks around their homes, or weed-killers. You can also boil the greens and flowers to make tea.

over_clox ,

People that are too lazy or can’t afford to cut their lawn typically also can’t or don’t care to afford pesticides.

Edit: I’ll eat the spiders too.

Eatspancakes84 ,

Not (frequently) mowing your lawn is one of the best things you can do for your local bee population. Dandelions and other meadow flowers are great sources of nutrition for them. Obviously, don’t use pesticides either.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

So maybe I get a yummy meal, maybe I just fucking die?

I’ll roll those dice.

over_clox ,

I’m not in Australia. The only spiders I know of that might nest under a dandelion are small American jumping spiders.

They’re effectively harmless, and honestly I wouldn’t eat them, as they are our cute 8 legged kittens that eat the other bugs out there.

Look first, if no bugs or spiders, then free dandelion food yo! 👍

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I might even get a little protein too?

over_clox ,

The spiders are optional. Honestly, you’re more likely to encounter their egg sack under a dandelion than the actual mother spider, unless you pluck them early in the morning dew when momma spider might be at home…

trxxruraxvr ,

Eating the spiders is not an issue. Eating pesticides that people use against spiders is.

over_clox ,

In my area, when people don’t cut their lawns, they damn sure ain’t paying for pesticides.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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I don’t use pesticides, but when my dogs start coming inside with ticks, I spray flea and tick killer in their fenced area. I imagine others probably do the same.

over_clox ,

Yeah, people that can afford fences can usually also afford to tend to their lawn. Not everyone can afford such luxuries, many folks can just barely afford dog food, to feed their security guard animal.

over_clox , (edited )

Also, you let your dogs inside? We had a large doghouse and like a 200 foot cable runner.

Edit: Only our cats were allowed inside.

themeatbridge ,

Almost all of our spiders are completely harmless. Even the black widow and brown recluse are not as dangerous as people think.

We spray for bugs because people don’t want house spiders in their house.

pseudo ,
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Come discuss at !foragingI’ve eaten dandelion before and I’m still hear to tell the story. I’ve made side dish of the stem. And it taste good. It’s a vegetable without a strong taste.
The leaves are grow and sell as salad even if it is not as common as lettuce. It has much more flavour than to stem.

rayyy ,

Dandelion leaves can be bitter but some people actually cannot taste bitter. One way to reduce the bitter taste is to pick the youngest and fastest growing leaves out of direct sunlight, as sun exposure increases bitterness.

pseudo ,
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Sure but it will still have bitterness and that’s what there is to like about this type of salad

Slovene ,

The whole dandelion is edible. Flower too. I don’t know about the parachutes though.

eager_eagle ,
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walter_wiggles , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

Dandelions never hurt anybody.

Zekas ,

But they did stand in the way of this guy selling herbicide

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You must not have met HOAs.

trxxruraxvr ,

HOAs have hurt people.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

Not that I’ll ever buy a home but I would never buy one in an HOA

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’m sure there must be some based HOAs out there that encourage this sort of thing instead of forbidding it. You just have to not live in Normieville.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

That’s a contradiction. HOA’s are by definition Normieville.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I don’t see why it would have to be though. A bunch of oddballs could certainly get together and create one to protect diversity in their neighborhood from a normie invasion.

Viking_Hippie ,

For the same reason why very few companies are worker owned co-ops: people suck and capitalism doubly so. That’s why we very rarely can have nice things.

In the case of HOAs, the bad ones (which are the vast majority of them) exist to extract profit (in the form of increasing property values, fining anyone who doesn’t follow their petty rules, and sometimes even take someone’s home for breaking the aforementioned rules) and exert as much control over people as possible.

In the US at least, laws regarding HOAs are a grotesque combination of under-regulation and regulations specifically crafted to FACILITATE abuse rather than discourage it.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Perhaps, but as long as there is no law that says you can’t have an HOA that fines you for having a McMansion with a monoculture lawn instead of a natural one, it’s at least possible in theory.

DannyMac ,

The most well-intentioned HOAs can easily go to shit when power-tripping assholes, with all the free time in the world, take them over.

Kecessa ,

The reverse is true as well, take over your HOA if you’re so angry at it

DannyMac ,

Thankfully that will never be a problem I’ll have to worry about

rambling_lunatic ,

If structured through direct consensus democracy, rather than the appointment of leaders, the Karens will be powerless.

Button777777 ,

I pay an HoA, its like $30 a year. While they dont encourage it, they dont care either. They really dont do anything except twice a year they bring out garbage trucks/dumpsters to the nearby school to dump/recycle things too big for a trash can.

Lupus108 ,

In Germany the city does that at least in smaller cities. Twice a year you can put all stuff that doesn’t go into regular trash out at the street and it gets collected. Think broken furniture, old electronics etc. People empty their garages and basements of all the stuff that accumulated. It’s common to have a walk through the neighborhood on these days to see if there is some cool stuff in there. Got my first skateboard that way as a teenager.

Neato ,
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80% of new developments in America have HOAs. We’re totally fucked.

OZFive , to lemmyshitpost in Who Out There is Giving✨Open Case PC✨(in 2024) I'll start 🤣
eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

If you’ve got it, flaunt it

kilgore_trout , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

I will never understand lawns.

MindTraveller ,

The point is to make home ownership too expensive for black people by wasting land

SlopppyEngineer ,

Lawns became symbols of the elite in England, as wealthy landowners sought to show off their gains via the most ostentatious displays possible outside stately homes.

Colonizing landowners were keen to replicate the look of a manicured English garden. As such, English imperialism is somewhat to blame for lawns being created around the world, where they became a status symbol, and a sign of wealth and well-to-do.

kilgore_trout ,

What I don’t get is what’s the point of a garden with only 2cm-long grass in it?

CommissarVulpin ,

That is the point. You’re basically trying to say “Look how rich I am, I can afford to have all this land dedicated to looking pretty and not being useful for anything else”

jawa21 ,
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It goes back to the origin stated here. It was desirable because they could afford to effectively waste a lot of acreage on a crop that had no benefit. Simply for show.

SlopppyEngineer ,

The point from from old England’s perspective is that keeping the grass at 2 cm requires a whole bunch of resources and people, so only the rich could afford it. Even today, any neighborhood with weeds growing instead of a 2cm lawn is instantly classified as lower class. There often is no practical use or sometimes use for games or walking is when forbidden because it’s a status symbol only.

It’s like asking what’s the point of owning a Bugatti Chiron that can go 400 kph when you’re stuck in the same traffic jam anyway.

Jumuta ,

it’s easier to walk in than a garden with only 100cm-long grass in it

also looks nicer than a barren garden with no grass

FlyingSquid ,
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Dogs tend to like them. Other than that…

Liz ,

Dogs would be just as happy with any other kind of nature, let’s be real.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe overall, but my little Chihuahua/dachshund is too short to deal with taller plants. When we go for a walk by areas with natural growth or even unmowed lawns, he either has to leap through it or walk in the road. I’m sure there are some other options he would be fine with, I don’t think grass is necessary, but he is definitely not just as happy with any other kind of nature.

thejoker954 ,

That sounds more like your pup isn’t used to it more than they can’t deal with it.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Personally, I prefer the slovenly lions.

WereCat ,

Dan the lion?

mo_lave , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

Free Dandelions! From the sidewalk to the fence!

MeDuViNoX , to lemmyshitpost in Who Out There is Giving✨Open Case PC✨(in 2024) I'll start 🤣
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TrickDacy ,

Yikes

DistractedDev ,

Amazing

edinbruh ,

Ye olde “a case doesn’t need to be fancy, it just needs to be a box”

Chocrates , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

Dandelion greens are really good for you. Plus as others have noted monoculture lawns are pretty bad for the environment. Better than impermeable surfaces but still not great.

Snapz , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

Do the dandelion dance! Blast techno! Wear a speedo! Celebrate nature’s bounty, yo!!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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