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henfredemars , to lemmyshitpost in Small Talk

This is the same reason I try not to make jokes about peoples names, especially if the joke is super obvious. I imagine they feel like this guy.

MutilationWave ,

Yeah. Don’t ever joke about someone’s name because they already heard it a hundred times by the time they were ten years old.

Don’t ever make fun of someone’s laugh or they will not laugh in your presence.

Cenotaph , to lemmyshitpost in Pantries

Check your panties, Ladies. You may just find 175,000 rice

LodeMike OP ,

:3

Lost_My_Mind ,

Pictured above is a pantyless butt, with 2 rice still stuck to the back.

jaybone ,

The back butt?

konalt ,
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GroupNebula563 ,
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This legitimately made me laugh for like 30 seconds

what is wrong with me

abbadon420 ,

You are a connoisseur

GroupNebula563 ,
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That’s one way to put it.

aeronmelon ,

This meme is old enough to vote.

NinePeedles ,

It’s timeless

wreckedcarzz ,
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record scratch …ladies?

Varyk , to lemmyshitpost in Pantries
UnbalancedFox ,

Came for this. Thanks stranger.

Varyk ,

high fives

UnbalancedFox ,

warm feeling inside

rbos , to pics in Mount Baker rises behind Vancouver [OC]
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Saw that from the Lion’s Gate a couple hours ago. Looked pretty nice!

rockSlayer , to pics in Mount Baker rises behind Vancouver [OC]

When’s a good time to visit? I’ve been fishing up in Canada, but I’ve never visited the cities up there

odium ,

Based on my Seattle experience, around July.

ingalls OP ,

July is probably the peak like the other commenter mentioned, but if you want sunshine pretty much any time between mid-June and the beginning of September is good. If you’re like me and want rainy hikes with clouds clinging to forested mountains, come in October.

wander1236 , to lemmyshitpost in Small Talk
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That’s a wide face

474D ,

He will skin you alive

Mesophar ,

Just run through a doorway, he’ll have to slow down to walk through sideways

odium ,
AbsoluteChicagoDog , to lemmyshitpost in Veggietales Facts

I mean, it’s still in the top 30% of nations to live in. The US is nowhere near its potential for a great place to live but it’s still above average.

bitjunkie ,

I don’t entirely disagree but I think at this advanced stage, it’s largely due to inertia.

Allonzee ,

I agree, this is just leftover momentum.

Reaganomics was a bullet to this nation’s brain stem. Citizens United was just the capitalists pissing on the long dead corpse for fun.

This place is just the command center for multinational oligarchs to wage war on the rest of humanity to increase short term profit expectations.

Dasus ,
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Well said there in the back.

Fades ,

advanced stage

this country is still very young

bitjunkie ,

By previous countries’ standards. I meant advancement in terms of damage done, not strictly timewise. Humanity is speedrunning mass extinction, and America has been at the forefront.

jws_shadotak , to lemmyshitpost in Small Talk

kenshi vibes

Plopp , to lemmyshitpost in Pantries

I’m Ron Burgundy?

deadbeef79000 ,

Teleprompters are also phonetic. So some words are mangled to be pronounced quickly.

It’s entirely likely that what he actually read of the promoter was something like “PAN-TEES” which only “groks” once said aloud (reading and speaking are quite separate parts of the brain BTW).

Edit: it means that news readers are just inefficient text-to-speech systems implemented in wetware.

DownByLaw ,
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Nice generalization on how teleprompters work.

I’ve worked the speed on one and had to input text into others. And there being phonetic text was a rare occurrence and only for technical terms or very uncommon words. And 100% sure „pantries“ would not be one of them.

Maybe there are systems that do this (which I think is highly unlikely, as it would make it harder for someone reading common words displayed as phonetic in sentences), but I wouldn’t go as far as saying: „Teleprompters are also phonetic.“ Btw what’s your source on this?

My guess would be that, as while we are reading text fast, we don’t actually read all letters or their proper order in a word, but our brain just quickly scans the letters and context and outputs what it makes out to be the right word in this situation, this was just a misinterpretation. The other option could be that somebody made a spelling error and „panties“ was actually displayed on the prompter.

deadbeef79000 ,

I love it when actual experts chime in! Especially when it improves my understanding.

My source was me: working in my country’s equivalent to the BBC, just not specifically in the studio part. So, kind of second hand, slightly corrupted, fun facts gleamed from colleagues.

Yeah, just a mis-read or typo of the word is by far the simplest explanation.

jawa21 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Pantries
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Ok, hear me out. That shit would be painful as fuck because it would soak up every ounce of moisture. I’ve had sand in there, and that really sucks, but I can’t imagine the rice getting in there. I’d likely scream by the end of the day.

Mr_Blott ,

It would take ages to cook too

jawa21 ,
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🤮

pancakes ,
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It might ferment before cooking, producing sake under the right conditions.

Mr_Blott ,

If she’d just had sex it’d be fuck sake

EvilBit ,

“Why did you just put rice in your underwear, babe?”

“Oh, for fuck sake.”

essell , to lemmyshitpost in Pantries

My first thought was rice paddies.

Even wetter than rice panties

Paradachshund , to lemmyshitpost in Wendy's

Aren’t they running a government now? Am I out of the loop?

lugal ,

Are you talking about Wendyland?

mlg ,
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I think you’re thinking of the Taliban

Kusimulkku ,

I’m not sure if you were in the loop at some point on this one but you might be thinking of Afghanistan and Taliban

Paradachshund ,

Ah ok, I probably am. I actually haven’t heard about either of them for a long time and I didn’t realize isis was gone.

Glemek ,

Isis isn’t gone, they aren’t holding any territory right now and are greatly diminished, but they took credit for an attack in Russia this year even.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attack

Paradachshund ,

Got it, thanks!

just_an_average_joe ,

Nope, you’re thinking of taliban. But there is a new ISIS (ISIS-k for khorasan) now who is actually an enemy of taliban (part of afghanistan comes under khorasan and ISIS-k claims that they should rule it.

Both are classified as terrorist groups but the key difference is Taliban focuses more inwards while ISIS is globally terroristic. Like that threat in taylor swift concert was ISIS.

Historically talibans have always wanted to rule their own country while ISIS has wanted to rule over the whole world by creating a caliphate and sticking to a very extremist version of islam.

If I’m not wrong, the whole conflict with Taliban started when US asked them to hand over Osama bin laden, afghan people said no because he was their guest and culturally afghanis go to extreme lengths in their hospitality (like they take offense if you don’t eat in their house, or in this case, they would fight with their life to protect their guest) so basically US declared war on afghanistan and talibans (early freedom fighters) were formed. But over the years they have become much more terroristy (is it even a word?) and violent, such as their attacks in Pakistan for supporting US and so on.

Morally talibans are slightly better than ISIS.

S491 ,

They are launching attacks in Pakistan because the taliban, being essentially a pashtun supremacy group, wants the all the land that are majority pashtun ie the land in northern Pakistan where the most pashtuns live. The current border between Pakistan and Afghanistan was made by the British in 1893 and is quite literally a line drawn on a map

r_se_random ,

Pretty much all land borders are lines drawn on map 😅

Paradachshund ,

I see, thanks for the explanation.

Maggoty ,

The Taliban didn’t form up after we invaded. They were already a thing. They’re the ones that ended the Russian/Warlord period. The idea was kind of like an Islamic unity government. They’re also mostly Pashtun and want the Pashtun areas the British put in Pakistan because the British were extremely shitty at drawing lines.

While terror attacks have formed a part of their strategy they have always acted more like a government in exile than a terrorist group. ISIS on the other hand is a terrorist group claiming it’s a government over whatever area they think they can get away with.

JoYo , to lemmyshitpost in Pantries
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isnt that some Latino tradition or did my friend make it up so they could stick a fist full of rice down my pants?

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Pantries
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Now there’s a man who knows how to start a conversation.

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in 45.
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“I am in great pain, please help me?”

Lost_My_Mind ,

Maybe he has an ear ache. Just the one though…

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