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radix , to nostupidquestions in Why would the NA beer industry standardize on a bottle shape that's grotesquely inconvenient, topples with minimal force, and doubles the required volume to ship?
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Not sure why NA is being singled out here. Bottles are largely the same shape (with a few functional differences, see below) no matter where they come from.

The round shape is mostly a historical artifact from early designs that were hand-blown. A hexagonal (bestagons!) shape would pack better in an infinitely large container, but since most shipping crates are rectangular, there will be wasted space either way, and round is far easier and cheaper to mass-produce. Also, as a carbonated beverage, sharper corners could create stress points and exploding bottles.

Toppling over could potentially be reduced with a wider base, but fitting in the hand is a hugely important factor for any drinking container. There are larger-based bottles, but they also need more specialized packaging and storage space. By using bottles that are similar size to aluminum cans, lots of infrastructure can be dual-purpose (I’m thinking of things like can/bottle storage in your refrigerator, for example).

Double the volume of what? Glass bottles have to be thicker than other materials, so to get the same volume as a can with the same size base, it has to be taller.

If you want to do a lot more reading, here’s a few sources I borrowed from:

sha.org/bottle/beer.htm

Regarding the functional design features referenced above:

hillebrandgori.com/…/beer-bottle-sizes-and-their-…

Those ‘shoulders’ we keep mentioning remain in modern beer bottle design mainly for aesthetic reasons. Their original function was to provide a handy place for the yeast residue and dregs to collect, so that these didn’t pour out into the glass with the beer. Nowadays, most beer is filtered, so this design feature is no longer needed. Unless you’re bottling a yeast beer like a Belgian beer, of course.

sangriaferret ,

Not the deep dive I expected to go on today. Thank you, bottle scientist.

snooggums ,
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By using bottles that are similar size to aluminum cans, lots of infrastructure can be dual-purpose (I’m thinking of things like can/bottle storage in your refrigerator, for example).

A great benefit of both containers being designed to fit in a hand!

MystikIncarnate , to memes in It has already been removed again

My useless opinion:

I barely knew Donald Trump prior to his election campaign, pre-2020. Not as a business man nor media personality. I would probably recognize the name, but I wouldn’t be familiar with anything he had done up until he ran for president the first time.

The only notable thing about him, for me, is that he was president (easily one of the worst), and he is a convicted felon. So, I think it’s pretty stupid to argue whether “convicted felon” should be in his opening lede line for Wikipedia. To me, that answer is obvious. Yes, of course it should be.

WldFyre ,

His first election campaign was in 2016, not 2020 haha

MystikIncarnate ,

Yeah, I can’t be arsed to remember anything pre-COVID with that much detail. Unless it was something I was directly experiencing.

I’m not even a US citizen, nor do I live in the country, so I only have a passing interest in American politics. I know enough to know that I don’t really want to visit the USA, especially right now.

I’m happy staying North of the border, in Canada. However, US politics tend to bleed over to Canada, so I keep an eye on it when I can. What’s good for the US, is normally good for Canada, and the same for what’s bad. I’m just happy we haven’t gone to privatized healthcare, and in fact we’re enhancing the existing healthcare system and extending what’s covered. It’s probably one of the most important political items for me. I don’t need it, but I probably will eventually, and some of my family can directly benefit from the changes.

Wikipedia is fascinating with regards to how it handles these conflicts. I’m interested to see where it finally lands.

Wogi ,

His first attempt was in 2000 with Jesse Ventura in the reform party.

Donkter ,

I want an alternative history story about Trump being the president for 911

Alexstarfire ,

I don’t think that world would exist anymore. WW3 for sure.

Muehe OP ,

So, I think it’s pretty stupid to argue whether “convicted felon” should be in his opening lede line for Wikipedia.

True though that may be, I don’t think it’s surprising that this would happen, and since making the post I have been falling down a rabbit hole of finding out how Wikipedia is handling situations like this, partly through taking more than a glancing look at the talk pages for the first time ever, and it’s fascinating.

Currently my deepest point of descent is this sub-thread on the Admin board about the “consensus” boxes on top of talk pages being an undocumented and unapproved feature.

MystikIncarnate ,

I agree, the whole thing is interesting to say the least.

ILikeBoobies ,

Drawn together parodied him as a big baby that got off on firing people back in 2004

rwhitisissle ,

Ah, yes, Drawn Together. The perfect show for people in the early oughts who thought South Park was both too clever and not nearly crude or mean-spirited enough. I’ve seen every episode at least twice.

ILikeBoobies , (edited )

I appreciated the intelligence of their jokes

They could make offensive jokes without being offensive

Like the guys playing spin the bottle and going full tongue then Woldoor says yippie when it’s his turn “If you’re going to be gay about this then you can leave”

Or “white girl is racist” but it comes from being sheltered not because she’s white

Facebones ,

Damnit I’m going to have to go rewatch that now.

thermal_shock ,

if it’s on OJ Simpsons and Mike Tyson’s, then 100000% should be on diaper dons

chocosoldier ,

look im as stoked as anyone else but that information should really be in a section explaining it in detail further down the page, for Tyson, for Simpson, and even for Trump. Say who he is and what he did that’s notable, not what the government did about it. it should say “fraudster” if anything, because that’s who he is. i don’t think labeling people vaguely as “felons” helps anything, and mostly serves to dehumanize people who have caught charges whether it was justified or not. that’s just my two cents.

cerement , to piracy in Would you teach your kids how to pirate?
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ReversalHatchery ,

Remember how many years ago antiviruses kept track of such types of malware as adware and spyware? When did you last see that kind of alert when seeing ad filled pages or when using software from facebook on your computer?

Antiviruses don’t worth shit today. Their only purpose is to delete your keygens on the basis that kEyGeNs ArE mOrE lIkElY tO hAvE a ViRuS.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Piracy is just staying over at a friend’s house.

Longmactoppedup , to asklemmy in What is something that 2020s kids will never get to experience?

Not having all the silly teenager / young adult bits of their lives documented in videos for all to see.

spicytuna62 ,
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I said/did/wrote (in my personal journal) so much cringe shit as a teen. I am GLAD it’s not out there on permanent record. I got my Facebook account when I was like 17. Well after all the other kids my age did (I’m 31 now). I stopped using it by 23. I usually just made witty quips about life in general on Facebook, never aired my dirty laundry or spilled my guts or called a girl a bitch for not wanting to go out with me. I did go through a tough breakup during this time in my life, but the most I ever did was quote Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You.”

Facebook being problematic for kids is nothing new, but now many adults are intimately aware of how bad it is because we were those kids.

I really feel for kids these days.

Bitrot ,
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Back in the day personal blogs were pretty popular. Most of my friends had one, and we pretty much all treated it like a personal journal. So we aired our dirty laundry, for all to see, and it’s still in the internet archive to cringe at there too. We were blogger people, but LiveJournal was hugely popular for the same purpose.

joenforcer ,

Don’t forget about DeadJournal for the emo/edgy kids!

Dagnet , to asklemmy in What Are Some Things You Regret Buying or Bought but Never Used?

A gaming chair, one of those that look like racer chairs. It basically destroyed my back, worst purchase of my life

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I could never get into those. They look nice, but Ive read some damning reviews about how uncomfortable they are.

I kinda prefer the plush office chairs that look more like a couch with wheels.

pineapplelover OP ,

I have a “gaming chair” and I hate it. Still use it though until I can get enough money to get another one.

lemmefixdat4u ,

Probably because in a real racing seat there’s a harness to keep you from slouching. I used to have terrible lower back issues with a Recaro bucket seat I converted for a desk chair. Never had a problem with it driving for hours when it was in my car (may it rest in pieces). Then it dawned on me that the seatbelt was maintaining my posture. Added a lap belt and the back problems abated.

Carighan ,
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Not only that. A racing chairs is not intended to be good for your back. It has a very different use, it protects you in the case of a crash. So unless you often get into car accidents while gaming, better to buy a chair that is specialised at ergonomics, not impact protection .

Mac ,

My race seat is super comfortable and it’s a fixed back.

EvacuateSoul ,

And it holds you against lateral G force with the gussets, which isn’t necessary sitting still.

paperplane ,

To be fair, the gaming chair also holds you against lateral GeForce

Delphia ,

Best advice Ive heard on chairs "Fuck gamer and racer style chairs. Look for something that screams “Im going to fire 3000 people over Zoom in this shit”

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Yes lol, whenever someone is asking for a computer chair recommendation, no one will recommend a gaming chair.

toofpic ,

Yes! Puffy gloss leather boss chairs ftw! I don’t have one right now only because there’s no space for another proper workplace in our apartmentsm

Lmaydev ,

I did exactly the same. Even the kids wouldn’t sit on it haha

Omega_Haxors ,

Same but a gaming mouse. I came from a cheap office mouse that was amazing but ended its (long) lifespan. Replaced it and wow this mouse sucks. Yes it has RGB but every single time I scroll with it, it causes my finger to hurt like crazy, which is a REAL problem in this era.

Carighan ,
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Yep, same. Worst chairs you can buy by a wide margin. Cheapest IKEA chairs is worlds better than the priciest gamer chair.

Bamboodpanda ,

Chairs are one of those things that you need to drop serious money on if you sit more than a few hours a day. Focus on chairs for office work and expect to pay over $1k.

IvanOverdrive ,

I remember going to the Tokyo Game Show some years ago. They had some to try out. I was so excited. I expected to sit in it and feel “you are home.” Instead I felt “get the fuck off me.”

d00phy ,

I learned about the companies selling refurbished Aerons on eBay and picked one up a couple years ago for $400. Love it!

Ageroth ,

Wait what, say more about used aerons for cheap

ryathal ,

You can occasionally find sales or liquidation of office chairs for cheap. You can also buy refurbished chairs from places like Crandall and get basically a new chair with used metal bits for half the price of new.

DudeImMacGyver ,
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You can get refurbs from places like Crandall’s too, I got a Steelcase Leap V2 with these big ass rollerblade type wheels and it’s been pretty good.

PlasmaDistortion ,

I had the same experience and ended up donating it to a friend. What I found that was actually comfortable is a $1,400 office chair that I got a good deal on.

Sir_Fridge ,

It’s funny that I hear this a lot but I’ve been using my dx racer since 2017. I am quite skinny though so that might help. I’m wearing through the fake leather now though, looking to get something new by the end of this year. But the damage is mostly my fault for sitting half crossed legged, sometimes while wearing shoes.

jjjalljs , to nostupidquestions in Why do US teachers have to ask parents to bring basic school supplies?

Conservatives, mostly.

Conservatives believe in neither education nor government. It’s no surprise that when they have power, they fuck up both of those things.

Also racism. A common facet of conservatism. It’s part of why conservatives don’t like public programs- the wrong sort of people might benefit.

nutsack ,

the conservative point ive been hearing is that government shouldn’t spend money on education, because the real problem is fatherless households. im not really sure what to do with it

jjjalljs ,

I mean, if someone is saying that they’re probably coming from an afactual, emotional, space, so you’d have to engage with those rules. Try to make them trust you and see you as part of their in-group, because if they see you as an outsider they’re extremely unlikely to listen. This is true of everyone, but especially true if someone’s emotionally invested in a topic.

Or they’re a troll who knows what they’re doing. Online trolls you can’t really do much about. Real life trolls you can apply social pressure.

If you were going to try to engage that point on facts, which is probably a waste of time, I don’t even know where to start. Are there statistics backing their claim or is it just made up entirely? Is it a dog whistle for racism? Have they read “The New Jim Crow”? Why does this problem preclude spending money on education? If fatherless households were a problem, should the government address that? How so? Would investing more in education be a long term solution to this problem, too?

There are so many questions. Most of which are likely to be wasted because the person holding this position is likely uninterested in facts, but has some feelings they’re justifying with words.

nutsack ,

if you asked ben shapiro he would probably suggest subsidies for religious private schools, religious leaders in government, policy based on religion, changes to family law, enforced marriage upon pregnancy and that sort of thing

jjjalljs ,

Those are all terrible ideas. Shapiro is some combination of stupid and evil though, so this would be on brand.

nutsack ,

welcome to about half of americans

anemoia_one ,

Make sure abortion is illegal so the number of fatherless households continues to increase, duh

Xanis ,

Find out what they believe causes a household to be fatherless. Follow their logic string by asking follow-up questions based on their most recent response. Either they’ll run out of justification quickly, or they’ll back themselves into a corner. From here you can leave it be as they’ve essentially ended up causing them to question their own understanding.

One way of many.

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  • nutsack ,

    that could be true but it isn’t helpful

    nutsack , (edited )

    they believe it is neo-marxism, atheism, liberalism, black culture, the lgbt movement and its sex positivity. godlessness, basically. “the left” are sodom and gomorroah. no idea how to argue with that because there’s not a lot of objective fact in any of it.

    Silentiea ,

    Also find out what consequences they expect a child being “fatherless” to bring, and compare that to what actually happens when a child has a healthy household without a father in it.

    BrerChicken ,

    “Fatherless households” is just racist code for black families.

    Cort ,

    Oh, I thought they were going after lesbians

    Silentiea ,

    Black people, gay people, trans people. You know, cool folks.

    Silentiea ,

    Oh and poor people. Definitely poor people.

    GlitchyDigiBun ,
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    That’s a smoke screen. Another is the “liberal brainwashing machine” school system scare. What they fear is the statistic that higher educated individuals trend towards populism and progressivism. They see higher education of youths as a threat to their political base, which turns into “spineless parents sending kids to liberul brainwashing camps funded by the gubmnt.”

    Hildegarde , to asklemmy in Why do some TV broadcasts show a person translating it to sign language instead of using subtitles?

    American sign language is not a gesture based form of English. It is an entire language in its own right, with its own distinct grammar and vocabulary.

    To someone deaf from birth, sign language is their native language. And it is much more comfortable to quickly read your native language than a second language.

    SkyNTP ,

    This raises more questions than it answers, like how do the deaf from birth function in society at all if they struggle with other languages besides sign language. How do they get a job, go to school, learn new skills, read the news, text people? What do they do in their leisure if not watching subtitles movies or reading books? Many non-english speakers end up learning English anyway because of just how pervasive it is.

    amio ,

    They don't. Having your native language be easier than another doesn't mean you're struggling significantly.

    givesomefucks ,

    Which is why we give deaf students extra attention in schools now…

    The issue is the deaf community was forced to be insular for most of American history. And part of that included the stereotype of “deaf and dumb” where if a person was deaf, they were assumed to be stupid.

    And some older members of that community see the next generation being treated more inclusivly as a negative, because that means their community will shrink if people aren’t forced to only interact with other deaf people. They don’t want integration into the larger community, and they want to force future generations to be segregated as well.

    And theyre kind of right. Most of the people with that line of thought aren’t people you’d want to voluntarily associate with. Wanting to hobble the next generation so you don’t feel lonely is pretty low.

    Dieinahole ,

    Dumb used to mean mute. The phrase meant deaf and unable to speak.

    Of course, not being able to communicate leads a lot of people to think someone is stupid, and I imagine that's why dumb is now synonymous with it.

    I once met a lady with some severe disabilities, no idea what, in a powered wheelchair at a bar. She couldn't talk, and had a massive keyboard she would sort of flail at until she spelled out the words she was trying to say. It audibly spoke for her.

    This lady has two college degrees, writes books, and does art to help promote the concept that disabled people are people too.

    Pretty damn impressive. Her and her husband's main gripes were how infantilizing most people are to them. And how expensive good wheelchairs are, lol

    captainlezbian ,

    Yeah. When people think of Helen Keller they rarely think socialist scholar and cofounder of the ACLU. They think of a little girl being taught to communicate or a manifestation of disability.

    captainlezbian ,

    I want to give the flip side here. They used to separate us. There was active division based on how bad your hearing was. If you couldn’t hear with effort and hearing aids you were shunted away as a lost cause. But if you could they would tell your parents not to teach you sign language because you’d prefer it. That’s how me, my sister, my mom, and my grandma were all denied our right to a native language that would’ve been easier for us. They didn’t care that by 60 we’d be deaf as a post because our hearing loss was genetic and degenerative. All English all the time, and no acknowledgment that it took effort to hear.

    The Deaf community can be insular assholes, but I understand it. Our culture is denied to us. Our language is denied to us. And maybe, just maybe part of why we’re oissed off is because we have some points that nobody wants to acknowledge. Like the fact that cochlear implants aren’t some miracle, they’re great, and my grandparents love theirs, but they’re fucking exhausting to use. Hell, I’m a healthy 28 year old and I have to take my hearing aids out after work because they tire me. And for children born too deaf to use auditory communication with hearing parents, it’s disturbing how few of those parents learn sign language. But every CODA (child of deaf adults) is taught spoken language (and they tend to maintain lifelong ties to Deaf culture)

    I’m still mad I wasn’t taught sign as a kid. I’m glad I was given hearing aids but I deserved access to community like me. And if I’d reproduced I would’ve made damn sure my kid was a native signer so that way they’d never grow up in fear of inevitable silence or awkwardly fail to communicate with people who share their disability.

    HopFlop ,

    Well, subtitles are usually really fast. For most other things that you dont have to read live, reading a bit slower is not really an issue.

    detalferous ,

    Think about written English: it’s phonetic.

    How do you learn to RECOGNIZE A WRITTEN WORD when you don’t know what it sounds like, let alone what the letters mean. Or becomes a matter of a hundred thousand different symbols, recognized as a unit, removed from the auditory context.

    I can’t imagine how any deaf person learns to read, to be honest . It’s an astounding feat.

    fidodo ,

    Don’t you just recognize the sequences? There are plenty of non phonic languages, you just recognize patterns instead of sounds.

    sparr ,

    The same way anyone else for whom English is a second or third language function in society.

    Gabu ,

    I’m ESL and use English subtitles when watching a programme in a language I can’t speak…

    captainlezbian ,

    You’re on the internet. Most Deaf people these days read English fluently. It’s just that Deaf 70 year olds were often able to get away without becoming actively fluent in English and may not have felt the need to. Closed captions are younger than most people think and they fucking sucked fairly recently. I grew up watching the news with captions and it was distracting if you didn’t need it. Big black boxes with the words said a few seconds ago rapidly appearing on them as they covered stuff. And often captions on prerecorded content wasn’t much better. It was an accessibility feature and treated as such. Technology connections has a great video on closed captions that was almost nostalgic lol.

    Then there’s also the mood. If you grew up with tv that had captions you’re used to it. But before captions we had terps (interpreters). At live events we have them. At a government press release they already needed one because they can’t just show the teleprompter to the Deaf people in the audience. So they just show the terp where we expect to see them on the screen. Like I can’t think of an event on tv that has interpreters that doesn’t need one in person.

    captainlezbian ,

    You’ve hit on a problem that the Deaf community faces. There’s often an entire Deaf society in places. Deaf jobs, Deaf schools (including universities), Deaf media… They do read English but it’s harder and it’s not their primary language (though I’ve heard the internet is helping a lot there).

    But yeah, there are Deaf universities, including prestigious ones like Gallaudet. Nobody teaches medicine or engineering in sign language from what I can see. I did check and I was pleasantly surprised that Gallaudet offered shit like math, biology, and IT with even grad programs in stuff that isn’t explicitly about deafness.

    ShindangAp , to nostupidquestions in How is Russia not Financially Crippled?

    Russia lived with sanctions for 70 some years as the Soviet Union, and has always been prepared to endure more. They are an economy built around raw, natural resources and can be largely self-sustaining...

    And it has been pointed out, that Iran has been fighting off sanctions very successfully over the last twenty, thirty yeas...

    Their secret then is Russia' secret now, more or less:

    India will trade with anybody and be neutral, and it isn't a large task to create a shell company in India that peddles your wares throughout the whole of the world, repackaged and rebranded. At the height of Trump's reintroduced sanctions on Iran, I was able to eat Iranian dates in South Korea - a country that followed US protcols and actually made it impossible for Iranians to start new private bank accounts unless in specific circumstances and did everything they could to place barriers on trade.

    Heed you, these shell companies used to exist in places like Macao, Hong Kong, Singapore, etc., but US sanctions shut this down. It all moved to India...

    Which is likely where a lot of Russian exports head when they aren't just being imported completely independent of the Western world to places like Iran and China... China, of course, is another factor, as trade between RU and CN have increased exponentially over the last few years since the war started...

    I could go on but, already, I am rambling... Suffice it to say, there's a mssive block of countries that hate Western imperialism and/or are neutral and/or already face sanctions, and this network continues to trade with one another, and they also have begun to help facilitate one another trading with the West, either knowingly or just because they lack the will or robust enough resources to police it up.

    Globalization is its own enemy when it comes to the West trying to impose sanctions, IMO.

    The_v ,

    Most companies don’t bother to setup a shell company. International businesses often have an existing distributors in several different countries.

    When one country gets sanctioned a distributor in a neutral country suddenly increases their local sales by the same amount that the one in the sanctioned company used to have.

    I used to work in international business a decade ago. I learned about a customer on the Saudi peninsula who purchased a huge amount of product (1,000x more than their entire market). It was strangely enough to cover Iran not that far away across the Persian Gulf.

    ShindangAp ,

    Very cool, thank you

    Boinkage , to nostupidquestions in Is "If A then B" equal to "B if and only if A"?

    No. It is equal to “if not B, then not A.” You’re welcome for doing your logic 101 homework for you.

    pineapplelover ,

    First thing I thought lmao. Somebody is taking logic

    monotremata ,

    Honestly what the homework is probably looking for is that it's equivalent to "B or not A." But yeah.

    XeroxCool , (edited )

    Edit: I see the error in my below response. I leave wrong answers for conversational completeness

    That’s not equivalent either. “if not b, then not a” works if it’s a sequence but doesn’t work for options in which multiple inputs can lead to the same output. If you get pizza every Tuesday and Friday, then answering “what’s for lunch” with “if Tuesday, then pizza” and “if Friday, then pizza” doesn’t let it work in reverse. “what day is it” can’t be answered with “if pizza lunch, then Tuesday”

    kogasa ,
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    Using standard definitions from propositional logic they are equivalent.

    pruwybn ,
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    You left out the “not” part - “If not pizza lunch, then not Tuesday” does indeed work.

    Boinkage ,

    Ya wrong.

    If Tuesday, then pizza. And, if Friday, then pizza.

    The contrapositive : if not pizza, then not Tuesday and not Friday.

    What day is it? We’re not having pizza. So it’s not Tuesday or Friday.

    Google contrapositives then holla back

    XeroxCool ,

    That’s a key detail I now see

    modifier , to asklemmy in Explain bidets for me please.

    I don’t need to defend power washing my butt to you. You need to defend mashing shit around your buttskin through microscopically thin and flimsy sheets of paper to me.

    kuneho ,
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    noone was talking about defending stuff, rather explaining.

    tbh, it’s kinda unclear to me as well how do you use a bidet properly, I mean you walk around with shitty hole in your bathroom, when do you flush or clean up the toilet if neccessary…?

    or if it’s built into the toilet, you stand up still drippy hole? do you use soap? when and how? you dry your butt still sitting on top of your poo?

    see? lots of unclarity here.

    I’m thinking about upgrading my porcelain throne anyway…

    crashoverride ,

    The days are either part of the toilet, or attached to the toilet using the screws in the back that hold your toilet lid down. You don’t waddle around at all. It’s the same toilet you do your business squirt your butt and if you stay there for a few minutes to drop dry, you don’t have to use any paper products whatsoever

    ada ,
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    In Europe and South America, it’s normally stand alone, not installed in the bowl

    modifier ,

    I can’t recommend integrated bidets strongly enough.

    ada ,
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    I’m the opposite. Having used both I far prefer the stand alone versions.

    modifier ,

    I am thunderstruck, honestly. Do you mind sharing what you prefer about it?

    ada ,
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    More water pressure and less generally gross

    modifier ,

    Now I am even more confused.

    I have had the opposite experience. I’ve spent a lot of time in Europe and without fail the bidets I find myself using have a very weak stream, and they just look like a sink, and require extra cleanup to get all of the…particulate…down the drain.

    On the 30 dollar unit I attached to my toilet, I get an extremely strong and focused stream, it is self-cleaning, and everything is handled by the same flush.

    This is literally like the flying cars of cleaning your butt, and it’s not even new technology. There is literally zero downside.

    ada ,
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    My experience with stand alone units is in South America, and lets just say, if you turn the tap too far, you will find yourself getting a good “internal cleanse”. There are places of course with low pressure, but any of them that I’ve used on the regular have been almost too strong. Slouching on one, half asleep at 3am and getting a shot directly to the clit is not as fun as it sounds…

    The stand alone ones I’ve tried though have all lacked pressure. They have had lights, heaters, UV, self cleaning and all sorts of fancy things, but the feel like getting sprayed by a water bottle you’d use to keep a cat off the counter

    RampantParanoia2365 ,

    I mean, it’s not like anyone on planet earth just takes a single sheet and wipes with that…right?

    modifier ,

    I have not checked.

    Chainweasel , to asklemmy in "If you tell a lie big enough and tell it frequently enough, people will eventually come to believe it". What is an example of this happening today?

    My parents still think the 2020 election was stolen…

    otp ,

    I’m sorry

    DavidDoesLemmy ,
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    Which election?

    SilverFlame ,

    Merkuh

    intensely_human , to asklemmy in Dear Lemmy, **why** Star Trek??

    Asking why Star Trek dominates the Federation? tsk tsk tsk

    scratchresistor ,

    Like some kind of… Dominion?

    Magnus , to piracy in It's funny how google pretends the music on YouTube isn't straight up piracy and everyone just goes along with it

    No idea if you have ever uploaded to youtube but I can’t upload audio of my dick slapping my ankle without Disney or universal claiming royalties.

    bionicjoey ,

    Tbf Walt Disney himself invented the sound of a dick slapping an ankle

    Canadian_Cabinet ,

    It was the last thing he did before being frozen

    Lifebandit666 ,

    Let it go

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Lets go of dick

    Dick slaps ankle

    guy , (edited ) to showerthoughts in English is weird
    @guy@lemmy.world avatar

    In the sentence “you have a problem”, “have” is the main verb. When reduced to the clitic “'ve”, it becomes a weak form and is only expected to be used as an auxiliary verb. These types of verbs must be followed by the main verb. “a” is not a verb. Thus, we insert “got”.

    If we do not insert “got”, the stress in the sentence moves and it sounds overly affected.

    I’m not too sure, but I think “be” (“is”, “are”) is the only verb that can be contracted and still remain a main verb. I’m not too sure why.

    reddig33 ,

    🏆 Award for well thought out and educational answer!

    rhythmisaprancer ,
    @rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

    To add to this, "have got" is perfect tense. "You're a man" is different because "are" isn't an auxiliary verb here, it is just added to "you" as a contraction. That phrase would probably be an existential clause.

    I miss World Wide Words!

    UndercoverGranny ,

    I can’t find the clitic.

    JoBo , to nostupidquestions in If Venezuelan money is so worthless, why is it expensive to buy Venezuelan bank notes online?

    Because they’re being sold into the foreigners’ gag-gift market where demand, and thus price, is higher.

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