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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.

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[QUESTION] How do I adjust the texture of yogurt?

For dietary purposes, I’ve been told to start including probiotic rich food in my diet and I figure since people in my house already like yogurt that’s the best way to go. But I absolutely hate the texture of yogurt. How can I change it and still enjoy the health benefits? I don’t love smoothies, but I’ll make one...

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To get frozen yogurt as it’s normal consistency, you also have to add a lot of sugar. Like more sugar than ice cream. Also there is questionable value to the probiotic nature after freezing it.

What kind of yogurt do you usually get? What kind of texture do you want? Because store bought stuff has quite the range. Yoplait basic low end yogurt is practically drinkable, but their “Oui” brand French style yogurt is practically chewable. I really like the Oui but it’s also kind of expensive for what you get so I usually opt to get Greek style because everyone makes it, it’s good, and usually also cheap.

You might also want to try Kefir. It’s probiotic but much more like drinking milk than yogurt. It’s not quite either, but something in between. I pound one of these whenever I’m constipated and it really gets shit moving again, in a literal sense.

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“After watching the buffer a while you don’t even see the code. I just see Romulan, Cardassian, Red Head…”

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I can tell you’ve never experienced a Mountain Mike’s pizza. The toppings are 60% of the pie over there.

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I can assure you: If I had the ability to teleport I could afford several cars because everyone would be wanting to buy my teleportation tech.

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Would hydro and geothermal count? Wouldn’t count wind because wind is caused (mostly) by the sun heating things up.

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Well there is still nuclear, piezoelectric, and kinetic, at least.

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Rocks collide in space all the time. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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English side ruined… Must use French instructions… “Le grille?!” What the hell is that?!

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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale

a tale of a fateful trip,

that started from this big space port,

aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty astro’ man,

the Skipper brave and sure,

Two passengers blasted off that day,

for a three hour tour,

a three hour tour.

Eels - Novocaine For The Soul (www.youtube.com)

Discussing the song’s subject matter in 1996, Eels frontman E said, “Part of my problem is with intimacy. ‘Novocaine for the Soul’ sounds detached because it’s about detachment. That’s what I think is so great about that song, and on that level I think it’s almost genius. It’s detachment personified. I’m...

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Life is hard.

And so am I.

Need tips, when is a non-campaign game considered 'completed'?

I like to keep track of my games that I have completed, with most of the games it is pretty easy. When the credits roll, I consider them beat, there are a few exceptions of course like Nier, Resident Evil 2 etc. What I struggle with are fighting, racing games and 4x games. I enjoy these genres, but I don’t know what is...

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Civilization is like a board game. It’s over when you hit the turn limit.

Fighting games usually do have campaigns, of a sort. It’s each character’s story line. It can be over when you beat every character or if you go through every character’s story (ie run through the main mode all the way through with each character you can play as).

Racing games also have campaigns usually, and some even have progression systems. But the campaign is just going through progressively more difficult races. They’re complete when you’ve gotten the best rank on every track and/or collected every part.

They’re all meant to be played over and over again though; often against other humans. These are also the types of games that come with a lot of options, settings and modes to facilitate playing the same game slightly differently and keep things fun. So I guess the real answer is: whenever you want. If you’re playing then because they’re fun they never have to end. If you’re playing as a completionist, it’s over when you’ve gotten all the achievements/experienced every piece of content you can access.

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Wut

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“It’s impossible for them to know anything since it’s corrupted.”

“That’s not true, look I just downloaded it. It even has your name and home address right here.”

“HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY DOWNLOADING THAT DATA!”

“I only downloaded it to show that you were lying…”

“THAT IS ALSO WHY WE HATE YOU.”

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More than 2 but less than 2 trillion.

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On one hand, the gameplay doesn’t usually change so drastically that a new version matters too much.

On the other, if they did dramatically change up the gameplay it might suck.

So even though they have a decent track record and I love Civilization, I would never pre-order or buy day 1. I’ll wait and see if it’s actually worth getting. I will also say, in my experience, like 90% of games that used Denovu have not been good in the first place. I can name only 1 I thought was worth its cost, and I only got it after they removed the DRM (Lies of P).

Blood puddles, mold, tainted meat, bugs: Boar’s Head inspections are horrifying (arstechnica.com)

On July 17, the inspector found “green algal growth” in a puddle of standing water in a raw holding cooler. And on July 27, an inspector noted clear liquid leaking out from a square patch on the ceiling. Behind the patch, there were two other patches that were also leaking. An employee came and wiped the liquid away with a...

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Man am I glad they don’t sell this brand around here.

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Forget yourself, your loved ones, the world around you, even time and space itself!

Throws back a hippy-flip of SCP Foundation amnesics.

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I have smelled both sewage and decomposition, and my sense of smell isn’t the best but God damn how do you confuse one for the other? They smell nothing alike!

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You have a very misguided view of what being a furry really is based on some of the loudest weirdos that also happen to be furries.

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I mean there aren’t any victims in furry porn since they’re drawings of completely fictional characters. Nobody is even running the risk of being exploited in furry porn.

Being addicted to porn is unhealthy no matter what type of porn it is; but that’s not what the video is about.

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The concept of checks notes “having a fantasy” is a problem? Are you high? Shit’s only a problem if it becomes an addiction and starts affecting your life negatively. Which again, has zip to do with the type of content.

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If the discussion was about CP and not furry porn you might have a convincing argument there.

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Pikachu’s pretty likable tho.

Should he have said a more obscure one, like… IDK… Dewgong? Who the fuck thinks Dewgong is their favorite?

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I can name all original 150 and quite a few new ones; Pikachu is still my favorite because of the TV series. My favorite game in the series is Yellow because you get him as a starter and he follows you on screen.

This logic is nonsense.

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Tesla Cybertruck: The only vehicle in the world that catches fire after hitting water.

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Are you being purposely obtuse, or are you just that dense?

Whoa, slow down there buddy. You think that dude can even understand those words?

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Pigs… In… Spaaaaaaace!

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Remember when TF2 went free to play and everyone who paid for it just got the shittiest hat imaginable (Proof of Purchase)?

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I always wondered about that… Is it only periodically a table? Can it be other furniture, sometimes? 🤔

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I like how you didn’t mean to reply to me but it still answered my silly question lol

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Ratchet and Clank is one of the best looking games I have ever played. I spent more time messing around in the camera mode than it took to 100% it. The game is fun; but it’s kinda short.

I am like 60% through Ghost of Tsushima but I’m getting bored of it because it’s one of those super dense open world games with the same 5 activities repeated constantly, and the combat is not at all challenging.

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I play at the hardest difficulty and I use a set of armor and charms that is basically like using a Red Tear stone setup on Dark Souls; I have no health but hit super hard.

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I’d get a Dreamcast if I saw one in there for no more than $30.

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There was a time when the average sitcom was filmed with a live studio audience and the laughter you hear is actually coming from real people watching the taping.

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I mean the laugh tracks are still real people who have been recorded that an editor can slap over on the master. It’s not AI generated or like a DJ mixing new sound effects up.

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Can it see the things in a “magic eye” picture? Some humans can’t even pull it off.

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So… When is someone going to start making logic gates out of taco bell ingredients?

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Main difference is the only thing up Elon’s backside is his own head.

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Cucumbers.

TikTok must face U.S. lawsuit over the platform's viral “blackout challenge” that several parents blame for their children’s deaths, an appeals court ruled (www.theverge.com)

TikTok has to face a lawsuit from the mother of 10-year-old Nylah Anderson, who “unintentionally hanged herself” after watching videos of the so-called blackout challenge on her algorithmically curated For You Page (FYP). The “challenge,” according to the suit, encouraged viewers to “choke themselves until passing...

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As if that would at all stop these dumbass challenges from being posted and copied? People have been hurting themselves copying something they saw someone else doing even before the invention of the camera.

Why does the USA have so few legal protections for ordinary people, and how can we change that?

I’m just a regular person making about $70K a year in a big city, and I’ve recently felt incredibly powerless dealing with private companies. For instance, my landlord’s auto-pay system had a glitch that excluded my pet rent and water bill. I ended up with over $1,000 in late fees. Despite hours on the phone, it turns out...

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That latter issue is actually being worked on, law wise, right now.

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The FTC is working on a bill or something to make “one click cancel” required.

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it’s very reasonable to call any temperature that is too high to sustain human life hot.

Dare I say, unbearably so.

Tito’s Fully-Loaded PS2 Slim (www.retrorgb.com)

https://youtu.be/xoJu8UBExd4 Tito from Macho Nacho Productions recently released a video showcasing a PlayStation 2 Slim, with some awesome mods installed. The Methylene internal bluetooth board allows you to use modern PlayStation controllers wirelessly. You can even power your PS2 on and off

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I saw his video on this thing the other day and it made me wanna dust off my PS2 and fix up the mods I have (which was just a piece of foam blocking the door sensor for my Magic Swap discs) and maybe do a newer softmod so I don’t even need the swap discs. I have a specific version of MGS2 just for the old softmod exploits so hopefully that still works.

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Black K***ht, of Dark Souls

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I still play this one because it has the best weapon pool of any Worms game.

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Name checks out.

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