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Kolanaki ,
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I can assure you: If I had the ability to teleport I could afford several cars because everyone would be wanting to buy my teleportation tech.

skulblaka ,
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Even if there isn’t tech to buy I’d immediately make infinite money off the instant private delivery of goods. You would have every drug dealer and government in the world blowing up your phone to get your services.

ivanafterall ,
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They’re right, but it’s beside the point.

Vandals_handle ,
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The way I’ve heard it, you could walk on water and someone will say look at them, they don’t know how to swim.

mojofrododojo ,

humans could achieve cheap, safe, easy teleportation and I’ll bet you a steak dinner that a substantial number of assholes would still argue we need roads so they can vroom vroom around in their jacked up pavement princess dick-head haulers.

Artyom ,

This, but for truckers and bikers. It never seems to occur to the truckers that bikers probably also own a car.

Famous_Anus_Cookies ,

I wish nothing but the worst for every weak ass bitch that uses teleportation as a form of transportation. I hope it fucks up and you aresolize your dumb asses and coat the earth in pink slime so everyone hates you as much as I do.

Rhaedas ,

Larry Niven's teleport pads would be cool. Except for the human tendency to stand at a doorway...keep moving!

gibmiser ,

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