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tiefling , in Life Hack

I wish 15% and 18% were options. Normally it’s more like 20%, 25% (default), 28%, 30%

kalpol ,

Literally saw 25% to 50% range the other day

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

"MILLENIALS ARE RUINING TIPPING!!1"

-Some fucking article written by an asshole boomer

Anticorp ,

Did you look them dead in the eyes and laugh, then walk away after manually entering 0?

EndlessNightmare ,

A 50% tip can get your credit card flagged as potentially fraudulent activity.

Rediphile ,

Wouldn’t they just see the total?

EndlessNightmare ,

I’ve had transactions flagged for (intentionally) leaving large tips before. These large tips were justified for various reasons, such as comped meals.

Could be the specific credit card company I use?

Rediphile ,

What makes you think it was flagged for a large tip specifically, rather than just an unusually high transaction?

It still confused me how they would know it was a $20 steak and $80 tip versus 5x $20 steaks and no tip. It would appear the same, a $100 transaction at Bob’s Steakhouse.

EndlessNightmare ,

The message specifically said it was due to the “unusually large tip”. They wanted me to confirm that it was intended.

If the article linked below is to be believed, the credit card company does indeed know how much of the transaction is a tip due to the way the transaction is processed. Note that this was at a full-service restaurant, not tipping at the counter for fast food or some other thing.

Consider when you pay with a credit card at a sit-down restaurant, they read the card first. Then you write in the tip on the receipt, meaning that they process this part later after the initial card reading. It is probably different with the tabletop self-checkout devices though.

quora.com/Why-do-tips-given-in-restaurants-never-…

Rediphile ,

Eventually people will say that about the current options lol.

There should be no default percent options at all. None.

‘complete transaction’ or ‘add optional tip’.

LordKitsuna ,

I hate %, give me a option to round up to the nearest 5. This is useful for my financial tracking, and I’m willing to bet a lot of people would like nice round numbers. If I buy a coffee or whatever and it’s $7 I round up to $10, not because I’m trying to give a good tip but because it’s more convenient for me when I’m sitting there doing my finances (I track everything) and while I know that not everyone would universally agree maybe they would only want to round up to the nearest whole dollar the fact remains I feel like most places would actually end up with more total tips overall if that was a one button option

itsnotits ,
aard , in Hate it when that happens
@aard@kyu.de avatar

I nowadays typically have three outcomes to similare situations:

  • I find my own question without solution from a while ago
  • I find my own comment or blog entry describing how to fix it
  • I find a friends comment or blog entry on how to fix it
agressivelyPassive , in Probably the wrong meme format

I mean, hardly anyone complaining about Java does so because of JVM bytecode.

I’m not sure, where the wasm hate is coming from.

anton ,

It all comes from OP.

onlinepersona OP ,

No hate, just a stupid meme. WASM has the possibility of replacing JS in the browser, however it had to reinvent the JVM 🤷 As long as it gets rid of the JS dominance in browsers, I’m all for it.

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reflectedodds ,

It probably won’t get rid of js’s dominance, but it’ll give people options. I already see some front end python and rust frameworks thanks to wasm. But for some reason I really don’t like the idea of writing html / css in my rust. But I don’t like the idea of html / css in my rust.

onlinepersona OP ,

I really don’t like the idea of writing html / css in my rust

Yeah, I’m not sure if there are very good alternatives to that. Everything I’ve seen tends to go in that direction: markup language + stylesheet language. But HTML and CSS for sure aren’t the best.

There’s HAML and Pug, which I did enjoy writing much more than HTML.

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reflectedodds ,

I like flutter’s design where you do your markup and styling as code, and then it gets rendered via opengl. So you get that native performance without having to deal with the whole browser stack.

I don’t like how almost all software these days is just web apps masquerading as native apps, but they’re just so damn easy to write compared to anything else.

onlinepersona OP ,

I don’t like how almost all software these days is just web apps masquerading as native apps, but they’re just so damn easy to write compared to anything else.

Yeah, we definitely need better UI frameworks with a clean and easy approach. So far, I’ve been enjoying Slint, but that’s also because I refuse to touch HTML/CSS/JS.

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roon , in Should it just be called JASM?
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Remember kids, JSON was almost called JSML

onlinepersona OP ,

Wait, are you serious? 😅

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steeznson , in Daylight saving creator left the chat....

The UK press every year makes a huge song and dance in opinion pieces about getting rid of DST. However I’m always horrified to see that people want us to keep British Summer Time instead of Grenwich Mean Time. I understand that there are “longer evenings” in BST; however we literally invented GMT and coerced the rest of the world to adjust their times based on that. From the point of view of being constantly compatible with UTC and having more consistent business hours for international companies it makes more sense to me if we kept GMT.

Also the longer evenings thing can be achieved by simply staying up an hour later. It’s not exactly like an hour is being stolen from you when the times switch, the change of clocks are mainly pointless admin.

Lastly I read an article recently that described a correlation between the incidence of heart attacks and the clocks changing. The theory is that just slightly messing with people’s sleeping patterns can cause additional strain on the body.

somethingp ,

No the longer evenings are achieved by work starting and ending an hour earlier. And it’s literally easier to change the time zone than to change corporate culture.

steeznson , (edited )

So would you be team BST if we had to pick one? I’m just personally not sure it’s such a loss when the sun is out until 10pm at the height of summer.

Edit: to be honest that would probably be my 2nd preference. Anything except the system we have now where the clocks change!

somethingp ,

I think I want work to end an hour earlier in the winter because of how early the sun sets, and care much less about the summer. So however it’s done, it would be great if office jobs could happen when it’s dark outside and we could live our lives during daylight.

steeznson ,

Mmm yeah I’ve noticed that my retired parents keep telling me what a great summer we’re having every year and I’m completely unaware of it due to being cooped up inside.

AngryCommieKender ,

Another point for GMT, in the mid '70s, the US went onto DST year round for a couple years. People hated it so much they changed back to switching the time.

If we wanna do away with DST and BST, we need to go back to standard time, as the later sunset in the summer translates to no sunlight for workers in the winter

perviouslyiner ,

The only downside of being in GMT is that programmers here almost never notice their timezone bugs when developing systems in the winter.

Still, avoiding a whole other class of bugs would be nice.

affiliate , in New language

back in my day we only had one language. it was called ASSEMBLY. wanted to make the computer do something? you had to ask it yourself. and that worked JUST FINE

SaltyIceteaMaker ,
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Back in my dsy we only had non programmable computers. Wanted to make the computer do something? You had to specifically build in the function. And that worked JUST FINE

Plopp ,

Back in my day we had an abacus and if you wanted it to do something you had to do it your damn self. And that worked JUST FINE.

letsgo ,

Oh hello mister fancy pants with your abacus. We carved notches in rocks and we were happy with that.

SorryQuick ,

Back in my day people worked 16h days everyday and had no time for math or computers. And that was JUST FINE.

jaybone ,

Well la-tee-da, fuck my AND gates and inverters.

Look at moneybags over here with his instruction sets.

trashgirlfriend ,

Back in my day when you wanted a computer to do something, you just asked her to do it and then underpaid her because women can’t hold real jobs.

Aceticon ,

Gates and inverters!!?

Luxury!

In my day we had to use transitors and resistors and, if we were lucky, maybe capacitors.

anton ,

Look at me, I have a friend at bell labs.
We had to use vacuum tubes, and we liked it.

humbletightband ,

Ok Boomer

tatterdemalion , in Rebase Supremacy
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Rebase feature branch, merge commit into main (NO SQUASH).

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

make the commit message be “we’ve fixed bugs and improved performance. to experience the newest features and improvements, checkout the latest version of the branch.”

temmink ,

great new features

Jia Tan

MyNamesNotRobert , in Should it just be called JASM?

I hate Java because whenever people make games or performance sensitive applications with it, performance is always complete ass shit. On top of that, it seems I always have to cave in and use Windows because when I’m trying to compile a Java project, there’s some obscure dependency can only be acquired and installed correctly on windows.

Try compiling Freerouting in anything other than Windows for example. It’s a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.

onlinepersona OP ,

It’s a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.

Or so goes the promise 😅

Does Freerouting use libs with JNI or something? How does it not compile on linux?

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zagaberoo , in Should it just be called JASM?

Don’t give Java the credit of inventing bytecode, it’s a much cooler concept than that

onlinepersona OP ,

As with most things, it was invented in the 70s or 80s only to be reinvented again later.

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Jake_Farm , in Has this ever happened to you?
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Can customers be black listed?

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Absolutely. Sometimes firing your customer is the best option for everyone.

Assman , in Has this ever happened to you?
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

To my marketing industry colleagues, I’m so sorry you have to live like this. Join us in product development and rid yourself of the scourge that is clients.

pixxelkick , (edited ) in Has this ever happened to you?

Nowadays it’s less of an issue with docker and whatnot.

Just set the image to refresh every night at midnight and if they tried to make manual changes it’ll just revert back to its original state at midnight.

Customers don’t really get direct access to deployed cpde now, it’s buried under like 4 layers of abstraction on most CDNs now.

Simply deploying to azure already smears multiple layers of access control and RBAC overtop that it’s hard enough for me, the dev, to answer the question if “what is actually deployed atm?”, let alone for the customer to get in their and meddle.

Kolanaki , in Hate it when that happens
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I had video of the computer registering a button press but Rocket League not registering the button press in game DM’d directly to a dev on Reddit after they asked. They couldn’t replicate the problem and it was never fixed. Just, for some reason, every once in a while I try to jump and it doesn’t jump even though using an overlay showing button inputs will register the button click.

TexasDrunk , in programmer job in a nutshell

She’s now qualified to do 90% of my job. Unfortunately the other 10% is explaining why it works.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

You can Google that too 🤷🏻‍♂️

“I don’t know shit! I just have, like, a really good memory.”

Aceticon ,

There’s an anecdote that goes like this:

An important machine in a factory stops working. No matter what they do they can’t get it to work again.

So they bring in a specialist to solve the problem, for an agreed fee of $1000

The guy checks the machine over and then goes and presses a specific button and the machine is back working again.

So the factory manager goes: “All you did was press a button! Why should I pay you $1000 for pressing a button?!”

To which the specialist answers: “Well, you see, you’re paying me just $1 to press the button. The other $999 are for knowing which button to press”.

TexasDrunk ,

I heard the same story when I was a kid, but it was about a boilermaker. The rest was for knowing where to tap his hammer to fix their problem.

It’s an obviously apocryphal story with two great messages. First, don’t undervalue your expertise just because the fix was easy (I still have a problem with that). Second, if you don’t know what you’re doing don’t question the expert just because it looked easy.

mrsgreenpotato ,

I know a version with a graphics designer. They designed something in 10 minutes and asked 1000 USD for it. When confronted on why it is so expensive for just 10 minutes of work, the answer is that it’s not just the 10 minutes of work, but also the 10 years of experience that lead to this 10 minutes of work.

BastingChemina ,

It’s a real story!

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/charles-proteus-steinmetz-the-wizard-of-schenectady-51912022/

At the beginning of the 20th century Henry Ford’s electrical engineers had issues they could not solve with a gigantic generator. Henry Ford called Steimmetz, a genius mathematician working for GE to help them.

When he arrive at the factory he spent 2 days and night listening to the generator and scribbling on his notebook.

After that he asked for a ladder, climbed on it, put a chalk mark on a specific spot and explain to the engineers that they needed to remove the plate and replace sixteen windings behind the plate. After that the generator worked perfectly and Ford received a $10 000 bill.

Ford asked for an itemized bill and Steinmetz sent this

  • Making chalk mark on generator $1.
  • Knowing where to make mark $9,999.

Ford paid the bill.

DogWater ,

That’s so badass haha

CosmicCleric , (edited )
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

It’s funny reading this, because the way I heard the story was as a railroad story.

The train engine wouldn’t run. The expert was called, he arrived, and after inspecting the train engine, knew exactly were to apply a little bit of oil to make it run again. His bill was challenged as being overly expensive, and he countered with them paying for the knowledge of where to apply to oil, not the oil itself.

There’s like all these different versions of the same philosophy of the story

maynarkh ,

Yeah, but companies everywhere have just laid off the 10% who could do that.

jnk ,

That last 10%, my friend, is GPT’s job not mine

Zagorath , in Life Hack
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

The meme says “IRS”, so it’s obviously intended to refer to America.

But outside of that context, they’d fucking deserve it for their shitty dark pattern UX trying to export American tipping culture into the civilised world. If people want to tip, they can do it using cash (so the money actually goes to the person you intended it to!). Or at most, there could be a little “tip” button in the corner somewhere that then takes you to a page like this. It shouldn’t be shoved in our faces like this.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I, an American, was ashamed when I had to ask that a tip be removed from my bill at a restaurant in Camden.

CAMDEN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOKE AND Y’ALL FUCKING DOG OVER HERE

Pay your damn staff a good wage

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Camden in Sydney? That’s appalling. It’s bad enough to be presented with a screen like in the OP. Needing to actually speak to a person to not have a tip added sounds probably illegal.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Camden Town in London actually; historically counterculture, but punk is dead at The Cheese Bar.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Ah right, cheers. Tbh my first guess was that it might be a place in Britain, but I didn’t know so I Googled it and all the results were about Sydney (including one from brittanica.com…).

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Well, we did almost end up in Canberra at one point, but as luck would have it the wife’s boss didn’t support the transfer. It’s no Sydney, but anything would have been better than staying stateside. I don’t really miss it, and all my friends say it’s worse now 🙂

melpomenesclevage ,

its worse now

Your friends are correct.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry about that. I wish everyone with the sense to leave had the option.

melpomenesclevage ,

I wish enough people had a spine that it wasn’t necessary.

Thisfox ,

Yes, if it had been in Australia. Report it when you see it.

kevincox ,
@kevincox@lemmy.ml avatar

In most places even if you tip cash they are supposed to keep that for the tip pool and it is split. Often among the cook staff and other people at the restaurant.

Taalen , (edited )

Live in a country where tipping is practically unheard of. Lately pay terminals have started appearing in restaurants that have asking for tip enabled by default, and restaurants often don’t know how to disable it.

Well, at least there are some safeguards. I was handed the terminal so I put in my PIN code, not realising it was actually asking for a tip. I was pretty confused when it said “value too high” or something like that.

freebee ,

Taalen’s PIN > 0001 confirmed.

gerbler ,

restaurants often don’t know how to disable it.

The owners know how. They also know that by leaving it there they make extra money on top of sales. They also know that the person getting berated for having it there is the worker who can’t change it.

Case ,

I was the SME over POS terminals in a past job.

Owners are often the biggest morons at the location.

Before that, I used the same basic software package at Subway because the owner couldn’t be bothered, and the manager, great lady, was not technically apt.

frostysauce ,

Who carries cash, though?

blind3rdeye ,

I do.

LodeMike ,

Me too.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Same.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Germans.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

People who live in safer countries than the US.

gdog05 ,

Farmers. Farmers’ mums.

CopernicusQwark ,

Yarp.

evranch ,

Am farmer, can confirm. I also have my chequebook with me… Non-farmers, when was the last time you wrote a cheque, aside from rent? I feel like we’re the only ones still using them.

dgriffith ,

Australian here. Last time I wrote a cheque, Michael Jackson was still black.

Hootz ,

People named Johny for one.

ArmokGoB ,

People buying drugs

gerbler ,

Bartenders and servers

Harbinger01173430 ,

Americunts shit on you when you tell them tipping culture is bad. Like, here in my third world country, where we all earn a misery compared to the minimum wage in burger land, we can say no to tips or just give a few cents or some more…fuck this. Food is already expensive. I am not going to waste extra cash for my food.

Soulg ,

Who the fuck defends tipping culture, you’re just making shit up to justify your hatred of an entire country

Hootz ,

Well capitists, the rich, government, industry, ect… Oh yea don’t forget the capitalist boot lickers.

anonymouse ,

I’ve seen plenty of wait staff show up to defend tipping in Reddit threads. They’d rather shame customers than demand fair wages from their employers. Or maybe they were all just bots.

Asafum ,

I think those people tend to make a lot of money off tips. There have been times I could get way more than you’d get from any paycheck a restaurant would ever be willing to pay, even with the laws changed for that sector, for “less” work. Depending on the place you work at you could have $300+ a night cash Friday-Sunday and that’s me going back to what I remember from 12 years ago so who knows what they’re able to get now.

I don’t even make $900 a week now in a psudo-managment position in a factory. Not that the $900 is consistent there for those in food service, I just think that’s one reason people would be openly resistant to the idea of changing how tipping works.

EndlessNightmare ,

And tipping culture has creeped in both magnitude (i.e. 15% used to be standard, but now it’s the low end) and scope (e.g. tips prompts at fucking fast food places)

Thisfox ,

Plenty. I have had people tell me I am inhumane for criticising tipping culture, and if I point out it is related to the extreme class system and slavery history of America they downvote me to hell and try to justify that it is “land of tha free” or whatever.

They don’t even have freedom from hunger or illness in their messed up country.

laurelraven ,

I’ve seen a lot of people, including servers and diners, defending tipping culture.

Sadly.

I’m on the side of tipping while in a tipping culture, but only because of the crap way servers are payed and they’re the only ones hurt by protesting through refusing to tip. Otherwise, it’s a practice that needs to die.

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