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Sanctus , in kno.wled.ge
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I personally like .dev and .studio

haui_lemmy ,

I looked at a .dev domain today but its just too expensive imo. I dont have that much just to throw it at a name I like.

bbuez ,

What provider? Mine off of porkbun was 30$ for 3 years at 14$ a year after discount and I managed to snag a relatively personal & unique name

haui_lemmy ,

Wooow! It was 45 $ per year for the one I wanted. Might be due to the shortness of the domain. I cant remember the provider. But namecheap was 130 $ a year and godaddy as well.

refurbishedrefurbisher , in Hate it when that happens

Nah. Someone answered the question 3 years ago on a random Discord channel.

drkt ,
@drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And the channel has been archived and you have to beg, plead and pay for the role with access to the archived channels.

Anticorp ,

Discord is for chatting, not documentation. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs their brain examined.

golden_zealot , in Hate it when that happens
@golden_zealot@lemmy.ml avatar
Karyoplasma ,

EDIT: I fixed it!

brygphilomena ,

Now it’s “This Reddit comment was deleted”

Anticorp ,

Edit: I’m an asshole!

Anticorp , in Hate it when that happens

When you Google a problem and see 15 Reddit posts asking about the same problem and all the answers are “just Google it”.

Adalast , in *Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder*

I have had to stop telling people that HTML is not a programming language. I crushed too many souls that way.

aaaa , in Has this ever happened to you?

Not quite this, but I did have a validation team that didn’t know when to quit.

The project was a Windows service, and they would be constantly opening bugs saying “program crashes when we deleted xxxxx.dll”

Like… Yeah. If you delete necessary libraries from the installation directory, the program won’t run correctly.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

That should be elementary computer literacy: if you don’t know what the file does, then don’t delete it.

Xatolos ,
@Xatolos@reddthat.com avatar

“I didn’t know what it was, how was I supposed to know not to delete it?”

leftzero ,

But that’s how you learn!

Miaou , in Has this ever happened to you?

If your customer has write access to a production system, I’m not sure they’re the most irresponsible here.

EvolvedTurtle ,

I mean Personally if I was a client I would want access to the system/service I was paying for directly

But I guess I’m alsotech literate enough to know not to fuck with it

southsamurai , in Teenagers.
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn! That’s sweet!

towerful , in I expect normies to use words like 'algorithm' to refer to 'AI', which is in reality, a mathematical optimization PAC model --- but is this guy not supposed to be epitome of tech meritocracy?

He is the epitome of capitalism and nepotism.
He is not the epitome of tech meritocrasy

K0W4LSK1 , in kno.wled.ge

.wtf is my favourite

AFaithfulNihilist , in Has this ever happened to you?
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

My hourly rate for tutoring is actually about 50% higher than my hourly rate for on call support which is about 100% higher than my hourly rate for work.

I’m trying to afford groceries here, It’s not 90 days payable It’s pay-per-play. I’m tired of trying to finance an inhaler while the boss’s favorite child can’t decide on a font color and thinks that 5 minute phone calls at 7:30 on a friday are free.

BroBot9000 , (edited )
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

Those prices sound 30% too low at the minimum. You definitely deserve more.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

in fact proper market economy dictates that you should charge precisely as much as you can possibly get away with, OP is effectively doing charity for rich people.

quaddo ,

I have a friend who is graphic designer for a small shop. Customers drop off work at the front desk, and depending on how much effort it works out to be, it can land on his desk.

Some customers insist on explaining to “the designer directly”. They get told/warned that it’s more expensive (hourly) and that the clock starts as soon as he walks up to the counter. And some customers agree to these terms.

It’s always entertaining to hear his stories.

slazer2au , in Has this ever happened to you?

Code? No.
Physical equipment? Yes

Customer wasn’t happy when we billed them list price for a Cisco switch their MSP tossed out.

pulaskiwasright , in New language

My favorite is “Java is slow” said by someone advocating for a language that’s at least 10 times slower.

humbletightband ,

Those who say such things are straight ignorant

pulaskiwasright ,

They’re basically fashion victims.

humbletightband ,

I wouldn’t say so. They are inexperienced. They don’t know where the bottleneck of most of the modern software is (it’s io in 80-90% of cases) and how to optimize software without rewriting it to C++

SorryQuick ,

How are they ignorant? It’s a known fact that java is slow, at least slower than some others. Sure, it’s still fast enough for 95% of use cases, but most code will run faster if written in, say, C. Will have 10x the amount of code and twice as many bugs though.

xor ,

the jvm brings enough bugs to outweigh any benefits there…
it is relatively fast, but it’s slow in that it takes up a bunch of resources that could be doing other things…

humbletightband ,

the jvm brings enough bugs to outweigh any benefits there…

Please name a few

xor ,

i decline your invite to debate the merits of java and jvm… i will instead walk my dog through this beautiful park here…

but, it’s all been said on top level comments on this post.
it’s trash, and honestly, even if it was perfect, sun microsystems has ruined any potential benefits.

humbletightband ,

Have a good walk at least

humbletightband ,

takes up a bunch of resources that could be doing other things…

You cannot get rid of garbage collectors, but you can always compile your java into binary to reduce the memory footprint.

xor ,

sea lion

kaffiene ,

Bullshit.

humbletightband , (edited )

Java is indeed slower than C, Rust, in some cases than Go.

But that doesn’t mean that

code will run faster if written in, say, C

Again, like 80-90% of production code are bounded by disk/network io operations. You will gain performance from using C in embedded systems and in heavy calculations (games, trading, simulations) only.

SorryQuick ,

Which is exaxtly what I said, that it’s fast enough for most use cases.

In theory though, you will “gain performance” by rewriting it (well) in C for literally anything. Even if it’s disk/io, the actual time spent in your code will be lower, while the time spent in kernel mode will be just as long.

For example, you are running a server which reads files and returns data based on said files. The act of reading the file won’t be much faster, but if written in C, your parsers and actual logic behind what to do with the file will be.

But it’s as you said, this actual tiny performance gain isn’t worth it over development/resource cost most of the time.

kaffiene ,

My favourite is “all the boilerplate” then they come up with go’s error checking where you repeat the same three lines after every function call so that 60% of your code is the same lines orlf error checking over and over

xtapa ,

When you handle all your errs the same way, I’d say you’re doing something wrong. You can build some pretty strong err trace wrapping errs. I also think it’s more readable than the average try catch block.

kaffiene ,

You still need to add error handling to every call to every function that might raise an error

pulaskiwasright ,

And god help you if you forget those 3 lines somewhere and you silently have database failures or something else.

kaffiene ,

Yeah, that’s the other thing - it does become easier to accidentally fail to deal with errors and the go adherents say they do all of that verbose BS to make error handling more robust. I actually like go, but there’s so much BS with ignoring the pain points in the language.

steeznson ,

Things like lombok make the boilerplate less of an issue in modern Java too

CosmicCleric , (edited ) in New language
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Why is there always such a concerted effort to destroy the reputation of Java? It just seems so unnecessarily obsessive, and a lot of times wrong.

Don’t get me wrong, I know that with time comes change, and Humanity improves on everything, including programming languages.

But at this point it seems like people want to hose Java down with holy water. It’s excessive.

steeznson ,

Yeah I kinda agree. C# might have some nice new shiny features but Java is improving all the time and has deep roots in the open source community.

Scripting languages don’t really compete with Java because they are a different type of tool. Even when data engineers/scientists use pyspark in data pipelines it’s just a thin wrapper around JVM scala code.

rufus , (edited ) in I expect normies to use words like 'algorithm' to refer to 'AI', which is in reality, a mathematical optimization PAC model --- but is this guy not supposed to be epitome of tech meritocracy?

I don’t get it. Where does he say “algorithm”? Does Google Gemini do PAC learning?

AFAIK “AI” means “machine learning” and machines with “intelligent” behaviour, whatever that means. It includes everything from expert systems, statistics, markov chains to LLMs. And people nowadays slap it on every product out there.

“Algorithm” means a (finite) sequence of (rigorous) instructions. At least that’s what Wikipedia says. It’s well defined and doesn’t talk about where the instructions come from or if it includes statistics.

natecox ,
@natecox@programming.dev avatar

Maybe it’s in the thread or something? I don’t know.

I think Musk is maybe the biggest tool of them all and I enjoy a chance to insult him as much as the next guy, but I’m confused about this one.

rufus ,

Agree. Not sure if I’d use the word “tool” to describe him… But he’s certainly “special”. Glad I found one of the few discussions where it’s not just his fans praising him for his " visions" despite him not delivering on the last 50 promises he made. Or the latest edgy memelord thing he read somewhere or came up with… Usually I just shut my mouth and don’t comment on that because it’s just so many people following the hype.

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