There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

programmer_humor

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

cupcakezealot , in It's that time of the year again!
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

dammit bobby tables is on the naughty list again

Donkter , in It's that time of the year again!

The beginning maps perfectly to “The Distance” by Cake and I was singing along to that tune as I read.

docAvid ,

Cut to Mrs Claus baking a spice cake:

She’s all alone, all alone, in her time of spice

tsonfeir , in It's that time of the year again!
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

I started this in my head sounding like the singer from Cake.

ApexHunter , in It's that time of the year again!

I can’t be the only one disappointed by the lack of an order by clause after being told the list was being sorted (twice!)…

datelmd5sum , in It's that time of the year again!

Query OK, 0 rows affected

QuazarOmega , in Me and my new GitHub repository

Better to have tried and stopped than never to have started at all

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Exactly 💯

QuazarOmega ,

Heck yeah, you always learn something after all!

Knusper , in Me and my new GitHub repository

I have my repos on Codeberg and one of the ‘disadvantages’ is that, well, it’s a non-profit, so I genuinely don’t want to waste their resources.
They ask you to only host open-source repos there, meaning that using it for backups of shitty personal projects, even if I would throw in an open-source license, is just out of the question for me.

And that has weirdly been a blessing in disguise. Like, if it’s not useful for humanity to see, do I really care to keep it around forever?

And I’ve had three projects now where I felt an obligation to push them over the finish line of actually making them a useful open-source project. Which had me iron out some of the usability shortcuts I took, made me learn a good amount of code quality stuff and of course, just feels good to complete.

rufus , (edited )

Well, Codeberg is a non-profit. I would say if it’s just a few kilobytes/megabytes of code, upload it and donate $10. That should be enough to store that for decades.

I sometimes look for small stuff. Boilerplate code, how other people configure stuff that isn’t well documented, niche interest stuff even if it’s not finished. Sometimes stuff like that is useful.

araozu ,

That’s why I host all my shitty unfinished projects in a Gitea instance in my VPS. Now they actively cost me money and I feel (a tiny bit) more incentivized to do so something with them!

cynber , (edited ) in Me and my new GitHub repository
@cynber@lemmy.ca avatar

I was chatting with a friend, and she mentioned how she tries to at least set up a README, which includes her vision for the project and her plan for the implementation, design, and goals.

Best case scenario is that the planning helps her complete the project herself. Worst case scenario, someone else can pick up where she left off and use her considerations for the project.

I’m thinking of doing that for future projects too

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

ReadMe is always underestimated while project is building, but it can become a cornerstone if it’s setup from very beginning. Your friend is smart 👍

d_k_bo ,

A Free Software License is even more important. There are many great projects out there which you can’t modify etc. because the project isn’t distributed with a license (which means “all rights reserved” in most jurisdictions).

Dasnap , in Me and my new GitHub repository
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why mine are all forks.

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

So you are a contributor or stealth reviewer 😅

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

It’s usually from me using an old abandoned project that has just one little thing I needed added and I go

https://c.tenor.com/kEJ7XCJ_HakAAAAd/tenor.gif

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Sigma Programmer 💪

CJOtheReal , in git commit -m "hotfix"

Don’t worry, the outside window is definitely still intact.

otter ,

Maybe there’s an inappropriate doodle on the window or something?

HubertManne ,

that would make me feel better. I might walk off a plane seeing that.

purplemonkeymad , in git commit -m "hotfix"

I’m sure that commit will be fixed in sort order and not remain that way until it becomes a “we don’t know why, but just do this bit.”

hansl ,

<span style="color:#323232;">// DO NOT REMOVE. We don’t know why but if you take off
</span><span style="color:#323232;">// this function the plane stops flying. 
</span>
hakunawazo ,

Just comment out the window until it is fixed. Either way it isn’t dangerous as long as you surround it with try/catch.
But I don’t know exactly about that catch part if something happens a few miles above.

fl42v , in git commit -m "hotfix"

Yeah, I believe that won’t work. The tape is supposed to be blue

TootSweet , in git commit -m "hotfix"

“Did you try to build the project before you pushed?”

“If I said ‘yes’, would you believe me?”

isVeryLoud ,

Where’s your CI/CD?

TootSweet ,

It must be nice where you work.

isVeryLoud ,

Sometimes :)

Anticorp , in Me and my new GitHub repository

The pinche squirrels do this to our Japanese pear tree! They take one single bite out of every fruit on the tree. It’s so annoying! We managed to get 2 whole pears off of the tree last summer. They do the same thing with our peach tree, but we were unable to salvage even a single peach. Of course we could probably get rid of the squirrels if we stopped feeding the birds, but the birds are awesome, and the squirrels are pretty fun to watch.

Maiznieks , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

“Fix”

obrenden ,

With 400 lines changed over 50 files

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

“updates”

dukk ,

“feat: stuff”

Guilty of this one myself.

Jeremyward ,

I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

Dkarma ,

Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.

ShittyKopper ,

git commit -m $(date)

akkajdh999 ,

Make a cron job for git add . &amp;&amp; git commit “$(date)” &amp;&amp; git push -f

MajorHavoc ,

I actually did this once…I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn’t anywhere that mattered.

Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn’t be bothered to actually check in.

frezik ,

“Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”

PixxlMan ,

My butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry

Dkarma ,

See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔

Meowoem ,

‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines