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far_university1990 , in european stereotypes

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

DriftinGrifter ,

+1

Siethron ,

My brain changed the second word to Rammstein.

I’m just imagining Germans running around shouting “Du” at each other.

AngryCommieKender ,

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Do hats fit my frog?

Do hats fit my frog?

Do hats fit my frog?

They do. His name is Zog!

I’ve been going to the store

How many hats should I buy for him?

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How many hats should I buy for him?

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Do-do-du-loot-doot-dinna-lunna-loot! Dinnuna-oota-loot!

far_university1990 ,

+1 für Kreativität

AngryCommieKender ,

Thanks! It’s an old creation of mine, but not totally mine.

The re-write was inspired by a comment that read:

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit my frog?

I saw that and wrote the rest.

speaker_hat , in History go brrrr

I love history!

…wikipedia.org/…/United_Nations_Partition_Plan_fo…

According to the source above, the Arab leaders used arguments such as: “We will sweep them [the Jews] into the sea.” or “We shall eradicate Zionism.”

Now we can all be ashamed together.

iain ,

Two nitpicks:

  • that was said by Abdul Rahman Hassan Azzam, who is Egyptian, not Palestinian
  • there’s a huge difference between a threatened expulsion of some colonizers (words) and actual genocide of the indigenous population (actions)
Kusimulkku ,

“Well they didn’t manage to do it so it’s fine”

iain ,

I mean, there is a big difference between the crimes you commit and the ones you don’t commit.

If we’re going to judge countries based off what politicians of OTHER countries say, we’ll be here all night. Fuck Canada for the shit Trump says, etc.

Kusimulkku , (edited )

We do judge countries based on that what is said and what they do.

iain ,

Okay, but then address the point that the guy was Egyptian and not Palestinian?

Kusimulkku ,

It’s not like they haven’t expressed the same desire.

iain ,

Then post that instead

Kusimulkku ,

Post what instead of what?

iain ,

Post an example of Palestinian people calling for genocide instead of a some unrelated dude.

I know why people keep quoting this unrelated dud:, it’s to make you think that “from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free” is a call to genocide. It’s not, it’s a call for freedom. Both quotes just use the word “sea”, but are otherwise not related.

faintwhenfree ,

But they tried.

KittyCat ,

Oh they tried, what do you think would have happened if Israel lost their first war?

iain ,

You’ve already made up in your mind that the Palestinians are genicidal, in order to justify their colonization, oppression and murder by the Israelis. You do this for your own peace of mind. You need to do that because if you didn’t, you would see it for what it is, a people fighting for its liberation. You require the Palestinians were all perfect pacifists, going along with their own ethic cleansing and genocide.

ComradeKhoumrag ,
@ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

You inserted brackets “[the Jews]”, but the text refers to Zionists. This is not the same. One could be interpreted as anti colonial, while your edits implies it’s against an ethnicity

Kusimulkku ,

You inserted brackets “[the Jews]”, but the text refers to Zionists. This is not the same

I mean it could have the same implied or real meaning. Did they mean to imply that they’d drive all Jews to the sea or would some Jews have been allowed to stay?

faintwhenfree ,

OP copy pasted from Wikipedia, your point is valid. Just wanted to point out it’s not OP who inserted brackets, someone else is to blame.

spacesweedkid27 ,

Arab leaders being bad does neither make the Palestinian People bad nor does it make “the west” better.

faintwhenfree ,

He never implied that, he said let’s be ashamed “together”.

spacesweedkid27 ,

Ah ok I didn’t really know what they meant with that.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Sounds kinda centrist…

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

That is scary but also Israel is a Christo-fascist white colonial settler project to establish a base of operations and influence in the strategically important middle east.

It may not be an individual citizen’s responsibility, just like a Canadian citizen isn’t responsible for the 60s Scoop, or an Americans for Manifest Destiny. But no progress can ever be made unless those of us who are settlers acknowledge the sins of the past, and how we perpetuate them today.

MegaUltraChicken , in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Ive got hundreds of these damn movies on my Plex server specifically because my wife LOVES this crap.

I’m convinced we have a Family-Guy-Manatee-Ball-Pit situation going on here. There’s less balls to choose from, but damn if I haven’t seen “save family business with a last minute impromptu charity event spurred on by the handsome dude from her past who posseses some talent” 100 fucking times.

They aren’t usually direct plot copies, they just have identical pieces that get moved around so they can factory farm these bitches out.

anonionfinelyminced ,
@anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social avatar

You forgot the person the protagonist is currently involved with who is a puppy-kicking narcissist. Source: my wife loves these movies too.

RobertOwnageJunior ,

He also forgot the silly, but loveable sidekick best friend of the romantic interest who is irrelevant for the whole movie, but helps to save the day in the end (and sometimes gets it on with the very serious sidekick best friend of the main character).

Source: my wife loves these movies too.

ChicoSuave ,

Fun game: see how much of the set is used in other movies. Most of the Hallmark movies are made on the same set in Atlanta so some will share little things like the same staircase or same exterior of a house. Hallmark reuses more than just the plots!

calypsopub ,

Could be a fun drinking game

mindbleach ,

I wonder if you could film two at the same time…

Gestrid ,

Just use the same cast for both movies!

mindbleach ,

I’m thinking more, mutual background characters.

AWittyUsername ,

What’s a manatee ball pit situation?

OneMansTrash ,

There’s an episode of South Park where they go to the writing offices of Family Guy for whatever reason, and instead of actual writers, they have an aquarium tank full of manatees and plastic balls with words on them.

The manatees would bring the balls to the top of the tank, few at a time, and the staff would use the words on the balls as prompts for their new jokes/episodes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The manatees had integrity, if you took a ball out they’d stop making jokes.

The hallmark writers don’t give a shit.

AWittyUsername ,

Oh shit of course I remember that episode

knightry ,

If you’re on PTP check out the collection “Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green”

There’s about 300 movies there matching this description. I’m sure your wife will love it.

altima_neo , (edited ) in On "Nostalgic" Reposts
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Reddit reposts are terrible because it’s always bots spamming old, popular content in order to build up karma.

Rentlar OP , (edited )

You reminded me of the main reason why I didn’t like Reddit reposts (it’s been a while). Just as bad were the other bots that took top comments from the earlier posts and put them in verbatim in the repost.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn I had almost forgotten about that. You’d see a top comment that was funny and witty, only for the next comment to point out that it was a bot stealing the comment from the last time the post was made. That place is such a shit hole it’s amazing we put up for it as long as we did.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not like there were plenty of alternatives to choose from.

registrert ,
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  • jaybone ,

    There was Voat. What else?

    MonkderZweite ,

    Not like people doing that for upvotes is better.

    Please stop reposting stuff less than a month old, guys.

    UntouchedWagons , in Me when someone asks why I use lube
    @UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

    Through the power of buying two of them!

    Kusimulkku ,
    uis ,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    But I see one them

    flashgnash , in Excuse me, sir

    Why would you not want weekly updates about cheddar cheese though

    30p87 ,

    On the other hand: Why not?

    WashedOver ,
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    Weekly? Mine is already set to daily!

    Gork ,

    If there’s a new cheddar cheese breakthrough, I wanna hear about it right away.

    MissJinx ,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s not possible to have so many updates on cheddar cheese.

    flashgnash ,

    Not with that attitude!

    Mr_Blott , in True story: I left an entire pizza in a closed box unattended for 20 mins, I returned to seagull Hunger Games and no pizza

    I left an entire pizza unattended for 20 minutes

    I mean that’s 100% your fault then, isn’t it? 😂

    Custoslibera OP ,

    Yes but honestly just shocked they ate the entire thing.

    They must have been like land piranhas.

    Lumidaub ,

    Why is that surprising? How large was that pizza?

    Scrath ,

    More like sky piranhas

    LillyPip , in Achievement for all of us

    I’m very conflicted about whether to upvote this, because Homelander.

    mashbooq ,

    Yeah, I read the good message, but then saw Homelander and thought, “makes fascists happy?”

    starman2112 ,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I remember hearing that his actor got arrested a while back, and was afraid he’d done something horrendous, but it turned out he just got in a bar fight

    Which if anything makes me like his portrayal of Homelander even more

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Well he got in a fight for being a prick, but that might be why he does such a good job?

    starman2112 ,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah, I mean he’s definitely a prick, but I’m okay with my money going to pricks if they make an entertaining show

    ElPussyKangaroo ,

    Memes can be taken at face value when deemed convenient. Enjoy.

    ninjabard , in Everytime

    The best bully defense is an overwhelming and unrelenting offense. Yes, I realize there are many reasons why bullies bully. As one who was bullied constantly up through middle school, the only thing that made them stop is when I lashed back. Not mediation; not getting teachers involved; not ultimatums. Make them regret choosing you as their target.

    bruhduh ,
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    As someone that got bullied through middle and high school i relate strongly) but unrelenting offence don’t work when your bully have influential parents, in my case that was it, and i got labelled as near fricking war criminal, even though i was bullied middle schooler, but you’re absolutely right about common cases)

    devfuuu ,

    If they believe someone is a criminal already then just escalate things and appear in their houses in the middle of the night while they are sleeping. Worse than a bully only supportive parents. They all deserve the same treatment.

    bruhduh ,
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    Preach) 🙏🙌

    drathvedro ,

    Sent two to ER, didn’t help. Damn kids have no self-preservation instinct, especially bullies for whom playing with fire is their entire thing.

    In my opinion, the school is just a glorified daycare and it’s terrible at it. Kids are inherently dumb and because they are dumb they are cruel. And, worst thing of all, is that they take example from others so putting them up together is the worst idea possible. Kids should be surrounded by adults, not other kids. I will do my best to prevent mine from going to school, or, at the very least, make sure they attend a smaller one with reduced classes. Less kids = less problems.

    Cosmicomical , in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

    If anything the peak was infinity wars. But tbh just finished watching s02 of loki and it's absolutely excellent. I have tons of critique but still it's very good.

    DaMonsterKnees ,

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  • HenchmanNumber3 ,

    It’s possible that they thought the first one didn’t post and kept trying. Sometimes you get a timeout error and return to the editable text with the post button again but the post already went through.

    lol3droflxp ,
    @lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

    It’s a common bug that the post button on some interfaces doesn’t seem to do what it should when it actually does but the interface doesn’t show it.

    Cosmicomical ,

    Sure, fucko. I pressed submit and the site brought me back to the same page, so i thought it didn't go through. How old are you? Have you never seen this happen on the internet? It's due to the platform being new and not having anything to prevent this behaviour.

    soggy_kitty ,

    Wait you thought s02 of Loki is good? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Starglasses ,

    “You got enjoyment out of something I didn’t? Loser.”

    ??? Why

    Cosmicomical ,

    Yes i did, it was much more entertaining than either your mum or you comment history.

    soggy_kitty ,

    Ooo I have a new fan! I’m glad you took time out of your day to manually scrape a stranger’s comment history, that’s not weird at all

    Cosmicomical ,

    You keep talking of me as if I was a bot, which is sort of dehumanising. And by reading your other comments I can tell you for sure that indeed I am not your fan.

    soggy_kitty ,

    “you’re dehumanising me” - the guy who makes personal attacks to strangers and their mothers.

    Hilarious

    zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , in New price hike HuDis

    New streaming service, hudis?

    NocturnalMorning ,

    I’m not going to buy a steaming service that doesn’t even know who I am.

    Exusia OP , (edited ) in Its like Mr bones wild ride
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    Things to know you’re 30

    “I wish the odd white one just went with the grain” (white hairs will grow whichever way they please, and it starts with only a few)

    “Ah, that’s gonna be my bad knee”

    “I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”

    “Dental repairs cost how much?” and suddenly brushing and flossing will be a second hobby

    Tinnitus, but not like severe. Just once in awhile and often enough to keep you guessing like once a month or so.

    “There was a pop but I don’t know where.”

    “Oh my god I’m turning into my parents”

    virku ,

    That sudden silence followed by a minutes tinnitus every couple of months is the weirdest thing.

    Zellith ,

    I had sudden tinnitus start in my left ear pulsing a high pitch with my heartbeat. Then slowly a crackling started in my right with its volume based on what I'm hearing. Now Im bombarded with noise every moment of every day. Docs have basically said "welp this is your life now". The Antidepressants arent cheap either!

    virku ,

    That sounds horrible!

    Alteon ,

    Have you found anything that helps yet? Brown noise? This is also supposed to help: trudenta.com/this-simple-trick-may-help-with-tinn…

    Denvil ,

    I’ve had tinnitus since I was born, that trick does help, but only for a couple minutes. I just live with at this point, I’ve never had true silence so idk what I’m even missing

    Smokeydope ,
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Big Pharma antidepressants ain’t cheap, grow a little 🍄 yourself

    MrsDoyle ,

    Two things helped me: learning not to listen to the “noise” (it’s not truly noise, it’s a kind of nerve damage), and hearing aids. When I first put the aids in the tinnitus vanished. The downside is that all the work I’d put in to not listening was overturned, because I “heard” the sounds again when I took the aids out. Still nice to have that respite though.

    Training yourself to not listen to the racket isn’t easy, but it is so worthwhile. Turn your attention away to something else - a smell, a photograph, your pet, anything. Focus away. Just thinking about tinnitus is making it “audible” to me, lol! It’s not real sounds, it’s your poor abused nerve endings firing off random signals. White noise works for a lot of people, but it never has for me.

    Visit tinnitus.org for more info. There’s a download section where you can get a pdf of a scientific paper describing the method.

    Lawdoggo ,

    Wtf, I thought that was just me. Although it happens less ever since I lost some weight, so my guess is it’s BP related.

    NocturnalMorning ,

    I have tinnitus all the time thanks to earbuds. Nobody ever told me it could damage my hearing.

    ma11en ,

    It’s usually on the packaging.

    It was in the 90s and early 2000s when I sold photo/video kit.

    NocturnalMorning ,

    Yeah, in tiny print on the back of the packaging.

    altima_neo , (edited )
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Don’t forget that little back pain you had in your teens from when you did that stupid thing? Yeah, gonna hurt forever. It’s gonna hurt worse.

    agressivelyPassive ,

    Or knee pain. Fell in an unfortunate way when I was 15 or so. Now I’ve got random intermittent knee pains for no reason.

    Jamie ,
    @Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

    My dad went over the bars of a dirtbike when he was about 20 and landed hard on his shoulder, but walked it off.

    Came back to haunt him with a vengeance last year almost 50 years later, super high pain in that shoulder that took a surgery to go away.

    FlaminGoku ,

    I get that this is tongue in cheek, but seriously, some people are just waiting to die and seem to find joy in tracking how their body is breaking down vs doing something about it.

    Body maintenance becomes more and more necessary as you get older. Use it or lose it.

    Do strength training on the weakest parts of your body (hips, ankles, knees, shoulder, rotator cuffs, lower back, neck) and you will thank yourself decades later.

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    Never stop moving.

    stebo02 ,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    “I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”

    I have this but I’m 21…

    Smokeydope ,
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    To anyone trying to cope with minor permanent tinnitus know it gets better. When I first realized I had it at 23 I pulled neurotic worrying self pity card, a year later and its just another part of life like that weird occasional ache in your back. I dont notice it 90% of the time and put on a fan or yt video the other 10%. There’s a definite psychological toughness factor to it as you go from “oh man I really really really hope this goes away in a month I dont want this the rest of my life to " oh well could be worse better stop with the loud music and excessive drinking/smoking.”

    If I ever have kids of my own I’ll make sure to let them know not to blair shit into their ears for years straight and take hearing protection seriously

    Dagwood222 ,

    Young people have a left knee and a right knee. Middle aged folks have a good knee and a bad knee. Old folks have a bad knee and a worse one.

    MrsDoyle ,

    My bad knee is now titanium and my good knee has become my bad knee.

    Dagwood222 ,

    From Mad Magazine. You know you’re old when you skip the game highlights and start videotaping painkiller ads.

    I must be old because I remember Mad Magazine AND videotapes!

    devfuuu ,

    And the biggest surprise: new hair starts to grow out of nowhere in the nose and ears.

    moitoi , in The Netherlands
    @moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    In Europe you don’t need countries for this. The smallest federal country will have a clear difference on the road at the border of two federated entities. Worst, it can happen between municipalities in some countries.

    agressivelyPassive ,

    Worst, it can happen between municipalities in some countries.

    There are other countries as stupid as Germany? I thought we were alone!

    wowsa ,

    Belgium checking in

    moitoi ,
    @moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Switzerland, Austria, … It’s more common than we think.

    My favorite case is the resurfacing of the road in the first municipal territory and less than a year later, the second municipality does it on its side.

    RickyRigatoni , in Do yourself a favor
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

    pyrflie ,

    Bless their heart.

    BakedGoods ,

    If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

    Catweazle ,
    @Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

    @BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

    A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: "Chateo de Sauce, 1985" and pours a little into the customer's glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says "Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant."
    "I already said it, and this was just the ketchup."

    fosforus , in At least uBlock Origin is always up-to-date now

    I started using ytp-dl and mpv after receiving those adblock warnings. My life is now 420% better because I stopped reading Youtube comments as a side-effect. Also, mpv is 5 billion times better player than any web browser media player can ever be.

    spiderman ,

    or you could use a piped instance.

    netburnr ,
    @netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

    If their self install instructions were worth a shit I might agree with you.

    hackris ,

    This. I tried to self-host Piped and it was a PITA. I am experienced in self-hosting but setting it up behind a reverse proxy was next to impossible and basically no guides exist.

    netburnr , (edited )
    @netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

    I did vidious, very easy. Sadly max 720p if you proxy from YouTube and if you proxy from your instance 1080p buffers like mad even on a bidirectional 1gig internet on a gaming PC style server. So back to unlock for me since a lot of my videos watched are 4k

    spiderman ,

    I don’t host an instance, so I don’t know how hard it is. You can choose any popular instance like kavin.rocks if hosting doesn’t seem like a viable option.

    yetAnotherUser ,

    Why do you consider not reading comments an improvement? Just asking because I’m curious.

    altima_neo ,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    The comments are the best part

    PulpDood ,

    Not these comments! /s

    fosforus , (edited )

    I prefer to knowingly commit mental suicide, like by coming here.

    Sylvartas ,

    The vast majority of YouTube comments are incredibly dumb. I hope the reason is that it’s mostly kids.

    Johanno ,

    It heavily depends on the content. While on dumb Videos there are dumb comments and on Minecraft Videos there are childish ones on the high quality of entertainment I watch only perfectly balanced comments are shown.

    Sylvartas ,

    It’s true that they’re less “facepalm-inducing” under the smarter videos, but any entertainment video with wide enough appeal is gonna be littered with comments that will make you feel like you’re having a stroke while reading them. It usually gets worse if the channel is more family friendly, I assume because the YouTube algorithm serves it to kids a lot more.

    TheAnonymouseJoker ,
    @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

    Doing that since 2018 methinks, enjoying the gigachad life and refuse to go back to web browser streaming. Glad to see more people are becoming enlightened.

    shortly2139 ,

    You sound like Senku from Dr. Stone. I’ve been trying to find an extension that opens videos in any player not just mpv

    graham1 ,

    10 billion percent better

    Omega_Haxors ,

    The only thing worse than youtube video comments are youtube short comments. Not even reddit can match that level of unrepentant nazism.

    aceshigh ,
    @aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

    i installed karamel and now my comments are from reddit posts that discuss the video i’m watching. i find that to be really helpful.

    afunkysongaday ,

    What’s that?

    aceshigh ,
    @aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

    an extension.

    lemmyingly ,

    Looks like it’s only available on Chrome based browsers, oh well.

    lemmyingly ,

    I want my life to be 69% better. Did you follow a good guide? Do you recall which guide it was?

    fosforus ,

    The best guide there is. My brain.

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