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PointThink , in Revelations

That already happened back in 2011 if I’m not mistaken

Cybermass , in ENHANCE!!!

Jesus Christ kill it!

errer , in Emotional Damage

I feel like a bot pretending to be a teen could pass the Turing test. No actual knowledge, just insults you the entire time. Could fool anyone.

vivin ,

Maybe 15-16 years ago there was a bot that “passed” the Turing test at the time by talking like a teenager and responding with non sequiturs.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah then they ended up in Congress lmao

I_Miss_Daniel , in Any time I want to install a new app for work
@I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social avatar

It's kinda annoying how the app store lists all the apps, but then tells you they're not compatible only when you go to install them. I think I prefer the Play store method instead where they just don't appear at all.

festemmie ,

but… in play store they do appear and say its “unavailable for your device”, happened to me when searching for genshin impact on my old lg k40s

I_Miss_Daniel ,
@I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social avatar

Interesting. Maybe it thought you owned more than one device and was showing you things that you could install on one of those?

Maybe I'm wrong. Just seems to happen all the time with older iPhones and iPads.

festemmie ,

most stuff on playstore works on all devices, so thats probably why you never saw one. i only discovered th`t because i had(and still have) a phone thats way older than most people’s

if you generally buy newer phones its harder to find unavailable apps

I_Miss_Daniel ,
@I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social avatar

I have an original Galaxy Tab. Searching for apps for it last year didn't give many useful results.

HiddenLayer5 ,

Are you able to buy incompatible apps? If so that would be truly scummy.

IHeartBadCode , in Ah shit here we go again
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Man I want to reincarnate as a cicada. Born, sleep for like 13 years, wake up, shake my ass to indicate I want sex, and then die two days later by becoming some bird's dinner. All this 401(k), healthcare, legal systems, and what not is some bullshit.

hstde ,

You are the cicada, you are dreaming. It’s time to wake up and shake that ass.

lobut , in Biggus brain

Help me out here, I’m trying to think of what it could be I thought it was like Peninsula … and obviously that’s way off …

octoperson ,

I’m thinking it’s the town of Penistone in the north of England, but I can’t find a business that starts Penistone Ha…

Hadriscus , in ENHANCE!!!

Lord in heaven…

now do Luigi

TimeSquirrel , in Shit ain't budging
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The blanket has to wrap around UNDER my feet, not straight across. Who sleeps like they're trapped under a trampoline?

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Hotel maids have some kind of superhuman strength that enables them to tuck the sheets that tight

Ubermeisters , in Cardinal Sin

F

fuzzyspudkiss , in Meanwhile, at RedHat Headquarters

You know things have gone wrong when people are cheering on Oracle.

Ascend910 ,

I’ll never forgive them for what they did to Open Office

what_is_a_name ,

Oracle or RedHat?

devfuuu ,

Yes.

Hupf , in Biggus brain
can , in All philosophers have been copying Britney's homework since at least the 1800s.

Max Martin is the one true philosopher.

aceshigh , in ENHANCE!!!
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can we get a nsfw tag, that was very disturbing.

MaxMouseOCX , in just ignore it

Climate change is going to kill us all reasonably slowly, but it’s OK because we’re in the brink of nuclear war which will kill us quickly… Unfortunately, where I live isn’t a historic nuclear target, but areas around me are, so I’ll not be vaporised, and have to endure the chaos…

But… It’s pizza day tomorrow so there’s that.

thorbot OP ,

If there actually is nuclear war the fallout will affect the whole world. Even if you aren’t near the blast you’ll get a nice dose of radiation on the wind.

MaxMouseOCX ,

Yea, problem is I can shield in place whilst the worst passes and still be alive…

aubertlone ,

Damn dude…

It’s pizza day for me today! About to go pick it up right now actually. Stay strong 💪 thru the wait!!

MaxMouseOCX ,

Fuckin sweet… What you having?

aubertlone ,

Cheese pizza, pan crust, jalapenos, extra cheese, well done.

Was delicious and they actually baked it extra for once, even tho I ask for it ever time.

MasterNerd ,
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I live an hour from an a facility used in the Manhattan project. Wish me luck

MaxMouseOCX ,

Nuclear weapons are big and devastating but… An hour away from a modern weapon detonation - I give you good chances.

KTVX94 , in 2023-08-09.jpg

Facts. The sorting system for files inevitably makes YYYY-MM-DD more optimal. I tried to resist but it doesn’t work.

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