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Drinvictus , in It's the same fake argument every time they try to take away your rights

Let’s ban TikTok while our kids are dying because of guns. It’s like they’re doing everything they can to lose an election.

www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejmc2201761

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eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Holy shit America is crazy. How do you get to the point where more kids are dying of guns than cars in a country with too many cars. And why has poisoning gone up so much?

ImplyingImplications ,

It’s poisoning and drug overdose. I can only assume fentanyl is the reason for a huge spike in that area.

Viking_Hippie ,

And Tide pods, of course 😛

TokenBoomer ,

No, it’s all the porn. Edging is poisoning our youth.

Mr_Blott ,

When you actually do the calculations… Even just taking a rough “6 kids per 100,000” killed with firearms, doesn’t sound too bad no?

That’s about 20,000 KIDS killed per year

TWENTY FUCKIN THOUSAND

Christ on a bike

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

And giant cats it seems.

Also wtf is going on with drugs since 2019. Is this all fentanyl?

Drinvictus ,

You betcha

TokenBoomer ,

Well, it ain’t the marijuana that still hasn’t been decriminalized.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I dunno - don’t underestimate just how jaw-dropping shockingly unintelligent many of them are.

TokenBoomer ,

The only way to stop a bad Tik Tok, is a good Tik Tok with a gun.

db2 , in Innocent men, flee the country right?

His chin is still too strong to be the real tatertot.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

the idea that taint can’t be drawn as a wojak without being too flattering is hysterical to me

ImplyingImplications , (edited ) in [gasp]

It was his math contributions people liked. Particularly his invention of calculus which could be used to solve a plethora of unsolved math problems. It’s not because he said things fell.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Isaac Newton invented meth???

Eiim ,

On the other hand, spontaneous generation was very much still a thing at this point, so a lot of the basic rules of the world around us were really not worked out yet

EmoDuck ,

it was not discredited until the work of the French chemist Louis Pasteur and the Irish physicist John Tyndall in the mid-19th century.

There was a post on lemmy the other day about things that get their names from real people. I forgot that “pasteurize” was also one

nonfuinoncuro ,

gerrymander is always a weird one, I dunno if flanderization counts but I’ll just leave it here

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Defini-diddilly does, Lemmarino!

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I love that Newton had to invent calculus twice, because he was trying to teach it to someone else and they weren’t getting it, so Isaac got frustrated and threw the only copy of his notes into the lit fireplace.

dutchkimble ,

It turned out in his favour, because he then discovered that if you throw things in a fire, they burn.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in How about Jellyfin & Snuggle?
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Plexin' and sexin'

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

More like plexin’ and batin’

magnetosphere , in Aww nuts
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

The only good thing to come out of this is that the cop quit. I hope he’s billed for the damage to the car anyway.

Kiosade , (edited )

That’s the funny part, he missed his car!

Edit: Apparently he did hit the car.

Denvil , (edited )

I heard he missed the person, but he missed the WHOLE ASS CAR?

Edit: watched the video, he definitely hit the car

Kiosade ,

Oh damn guess people told me some bogus info. Glad he missed the person at least!

SeedyOne ,

Guarantee he’ll be back on the force in another town by next year.

KreekyBonez ,
@KreekyBonez@lemmy.world avatar

nah, why charge the guy clearly at fault, when you can just pass the bill on to the taxpayers!

007ace , in Must win

I’m surprised. I’ve only seen Taylor 3x now. I was expecting more.

radiohead37 ,

KC isn’t doing great. Not many opportunities to show her celebrating.

Osa-Eris-Xero512 ,

Yeah, neither team is playing well tonight, but the chiefs have just been off form all game except the 4th quarter.

TropicalDingdong ,

Is the game worth tuning into? I maybe catch 2-3 games a season but I almost never watch the super bowl any more because its like, never a good exciting, close game.

Wogi ,

KC just tied it, so the last few minutes might be worth it

TropicalDingdong ,

Yeah just hopped onto grandmas streams.

shreddy_scientist ,
@shreddy_scientist@lemmy.ml avatar

Overtime now, wild game really!

kofe ,

It was a fucking nail biter!

psycho_driver ,

Though plenty would disagree I’m sure, I’d say it was one of the best Superbowls ever. Both defensive squads played their hearts out and the game was 75 minutes of back and forth scrambling. Kind of sad that Mahomes won the MVP, he had a pretty meh game (by his normal standards). It was their defense that deserves credit for the win, hell even Butker more so than Mahomes. The fact that they broke the old field goal distance record three times in this one game is crazy.

TropicalDingdong ,

yeah I caughttheast 5 minutes and the over time. Very exciting game. def the best super bowl I’ve ever seen, at least since Pats Seattle when Seattle blew it.

somethingsnappy ,

Not great? Kelce had 9 catches for about 100 yards. Don’t care about the the media coverage.

droans ,

They were doing awful in the first half. Their offense couldn’t get a first down to save their lives. Kelce had one reception for one yard.

JohnDClay ,

Our channel was 14 times in all

bitwolf , in You wouldn't download an entire media library

There is an easy fix here:

Require mergers to refund customers impacted as part of the merger.

Steamymoomilk ,

This

yes i know i did a reddit

MutilationWave ,

№ It’s a fucking party foul on any platform.

Fudoshin ,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Fucking low-effort Redditards ruining are intellectual platform.

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

This.

explodicle ,

Refund the sale price (that’s less than its value to me), or the value I placed on it (that’s difficult to estimate)?

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Or just let people download the media they purchased before you shutter the service.

The whole issue here is that everyone wants to sell you some service and never let you own something.

rottingleaf ,

The issue is obligations for you, but not for them.

Shard ,

Refunding simply the sales price means the users lose out because the $100 I paid for my library 5 years ago is worth less now due to inflation. Simply giving me back $100 now would yield a value of $80 back in 2019.

Just give the game/music/movie file without DRM

TimeSquirrel , in Give some love
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Me at 14 trying to recreate my favorite palm-muted metal strumming patterns from songs I know: "what the hell why does their shit sound so good and thumping and my shit sounds like AM radio static in a tin can?"

Me, many many years later: "BASS! IT WAS ALL MISSING THE FUCKING BASS!"

fastandcurious OP ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

A song without bass is like a glass without water or something like that

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

It took a while as a guitarist/keyboard player just learning and starting out to realize how fundamental it is. I kept trying to turn up the low end of things in the mixer in my software to compensate without realizing what I was missing.

friend_of_satan , in Senior to Boss?

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  • sharkwellington ,

    “We value none of our workers, it’s nothing personal.”

    altima_neo ,
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    Nothing personnel kid

    bouh ,

    I had exactly the same experience. The manager answered me “wait, I can actually raise you! Here it is!”. I merely had to be a dick like them for them to do something. I still left.

    FunderPants , in Relatable

    Any chance we could take a few more pixels out?

    ItsAFake ,
    FQQD ,
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    UlfKirsten ,

    Is this cost?

    THEDAEMON ,

    Woah woah let’s not not get too excited there.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    When I use too many pixels, my wife gets angry.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    When I’m sad, I use too many pixels

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    Son_of_dad , in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

    Wife an I met and got married when I was 25 and she was 19. We had some life experience and knew what we wanted. 15 years later, it’s still amazing, we’re still best friends and inseparable. When I met her I got this weird feeling, like I met someone I had somehow known all my life. It felt like I met my wife in a past life, and was immediately like “oh there you are!” When I met her in this one.

    Noodle07 ,

    That’s what I dream of every night

    root_beer ,

    Similarly, my wife and I married at ages 23 and 22, respectively, just over twenty years ago. Altogether, we’ll have been by each other’s side for 24 years this Friday (a date I consider more important than our elopement anniversary) and I can’t imagine anyone else by my side on this stupid, cruel journey around the sun.

    olbaidiablo ,

    I have a similar story, only we were 35.

    Son_of_dad ,

    I maintain that I was married to her in a past life. From our first date we clicked immediately. It felt like I was back into a groove with someone I’ve known forever. She came over to stay at my place for the weekend after like our 4th date, she never left. We’ve been living together since like 3 weeks after meeting, and we have never regretted it. We have kids and love each other and our life immensely.

    Gormadt , (edited ) in Some time may have been wasted
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    When you realize you’ve been arguing with the same person in one thread that you’re having a civil discussion with in another thread

    remotelove ,

    And that can be cool! Discussions can get heated sometimes and that can be healthy. Debate is awesome as long as both people are willing to be possibly be proven wrong or stop the conversation when it is unresolvable.

    If you can agree in one thread and disagree in another, awesome.

    Discussions on the internets can devolve into ad hominem attacks quickly though. Another thing I noticed is that it’s very tempting to “get the last word in”, at all costs. Both of these things suck ass.

    Words are hard. Words are harder when you type them. Words change meaning based on your frame of mind or specific biases. (Can someone please invent telepathy???)

    SlopppyEngineer , in Its a rhombus folks

    Everything of flat earth theories breaks down as soon as the southern hemisphere gets involved.

    Omega_Haxors , (edited )

    I’m willing to bet the reason it’s like that is because there isn’t a single flat earther outside the same map

    jak ,

    That community doesn’t have any posts, what map is it?

    Omega_Haxors , (edited )

    Huh weird. It’s these maps. Random stuff that always results in the same distributions as if something underlying was driving the scores.

    same map same map same map still yep, same map still

    HamBrick ,

    Mooooom, can I move to Canada?

    Omega_Haxors ,

    Regardless of what the propaganda maps say it really isn’t that much better in Canada.

    creamed_eels ,

    If the earth is flat, then where do the CHUDs and Morlocks live huh? Chessmate!

    Blackmist , in Racismed

    They’ve captured his weird lumpy face beautifully.

    daemoz ,

    The my pillow of faces.

    ILikeBoobies , in Have mercy on our souls

    I get the gist of what you are saying but gingerly I will inform you that my giraffe giblets are cold

    Sorry, that was just gibberish

    Nice_Melt_Pleb ,

    How does one jet something?

    TALL421 ,
    @TALL421@lemmy.one avatar

    G stands for graphical though, soooo…

    ILikeBoobies ,

    The A in (Navy) SEALS stands for air

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Jfeg

    ChemicalPilgrim ,

    Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

    ILikeBoobies ,

    Applet without the t is obviously pronounced apple

    ChemicalPilgrim ,

    English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

    MisterD ,

    This is how you prove a point, boys and jirls.

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