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kippinitreal , (edited ) in what's your best "insecure boss" story?

My manager missed a pretty useless meeting due to a genuine personal reason, but I did attend. When we met up to update him on what happened, he talked for 15 mins out of 20 about how he’d have taken care of everything if he was there. He even sent out 3 - 4 emails to the organizers apologizing, they didn’t care too much.

If you spend more time apologizing for missing a meeting than the actual meeting took, that screams insecure to me.

Edit: a week later 25% of managers his level were laid off. He probably knew what was going to happen, wondering if he was on the chopping block

magnetosphere , in Cope harder pasta eaters/s
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Seeing Dominoes as the standard for American pizza fills me with sadness and shame.

Yes, I know it’s only a shitpost, but still.

Vode_An OP ,

Deep Dish erasure. It’s like our only original pizza contribution.

The perfidious Swede is known for curried bananas on their pizza. It could be worse.

mriormro ,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Well, no. That would be tomatoes. Italians (and the world) have the indigenous peoples of the Americas to thank for that.

Vode_An OP ,

GOOD COMMENT, I’m stealing that for that when I repost this on genocide day to trigger people from New Jersey.

Pizza as a dish is an American dish at its core. Land and credit for Pizza back.

Deep dish is still better than anything Italy ever made, look at the amount of tomato in there. The defining ingredient.

tastysnacks ,

Genocide day? What are we doing this year?

tacosplease ,

Celebrating with pizza of course

Vode_An OP ,

What holiday do Americans celebrate that might have something to do with making Italian-Americans upset?

I’ll give you a hint, he said this in a letter: “They do not bear arms, and do not know them. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane. They would make fine slaves. With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.”

Skyrmir , in It's funnt because it's true

The best restaurants in the world are in London. Of course they don’t serve English food. The Brits just knew to bring the best stuff home.

ImFresh3x , (edited )
  1. This is a subjective, but would be pretty universally laughed at in the culinary world especially when compared to France, Italy, Tokyo, or any American city.
  2. restaurants weren’t even prevalent until the early 1900s, way past the introduction of spices.

Outside of London the UK has a very low presence of Michelin rated restaurants compared to Europe, the US, and Japan. Not the best metric, but there’s no reason why Britain’s restaurants, who would stand to benefit from such rating, is being unfairly treated.

Btw I actually like British food, and have spent a lot of time in the UK. Just think your comment is funny, and the upvotes are funnier.

NotSpez ,

I get your point number one, but any American city better restaurants than London? You cannot seriously believe that. Sure, NY, Chicago, etc but common.

GR4VY ,

They probably mean any large/prominent American city comparable in size to London.

foo ,

They are still wrong. London is up with the best you will find anywhere in the world. Even a lot of large US cities are a poorer substitute.

GR4VY ,

I can’t make an argument for or against that, because I’ve never been to London. I was just saying what I thought they meant 😊

Kusimulkku ,

any American city

You just tried to slip that in there, hoping we wouldn’t notice

Mr_Blott ,

It’s very, very subjective mate,

or any American city

is incredibly wrong from the culinary world’s point of view, I can assure you

I think DC and LA are about the only two cities in the top 20 worldwide if we’re talking culinary excellence

Xyre ,

While it’s not definitive, this was the easiest list I could find: https://www.farandwide.com/s/cities-michelin-stars-397433fb73604a91

SF and NYC are also in the top 20.

nexussapphire ,

I’ll remember that when I want to eat a sack of blood or a plate of liver.

Mr_Blott ,

You would if it was covered in butter and high fructose corn syrup

TIMMAY ,

stop, my stomach can only get so erect

kirk782 ,
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That weirdly applies to museums as well. The best museums in the world are in London. Of course, they don’t serve English stuff. The Brits just knew to bring the best stuff home.

Also, what do you call English food in other countries? Prison food.

Knusper , (edited ) in It's funnt because it's true

Fucks me up as a German, too. Globalization gave us all kinds of tasty spices, but go to any public event and you’d be convinced our greatest culinary achievement is sausage with tomato ketchup and curry powder.

pufferfischerpulver ,

Curry, you said it yourself, a very exotic spice mix!

Was möchten Sie denn sonst noch Sie Schnösel?

Knusper ,

Also wenn du mich so fragst, hätte ich gerne so Döner-style Fladenbrot mit Kümmel, Schwarzkümmel und Senfkörnern im Teig. Das dann von innen bestrichen mit etwas Erdnussmus. Dann das übliche Döner-Grünzeug rein, aber kurz scharf in einem Wok angebraten und in Soja-Sauce getaucht. Darüber frisch gemalener bunter Pfeffer und ein guter Esslöffel kaltgepresstes Rapsöl. Und dann Champignons geschnetzelt + ordentlich angebraten und mit Gyros-Gewürzen mariniert noch darin einbetten.

Ich denke, das sollte man gut in so einem Imbisswagen zubereiten können. 🙃

Also habe jetzt natürlich übertrieben. Keine Ahnung, ob das noch gut ist. Aber habe tatsächlich schonmal so Champignon-Geschnetzeltes in einem Fladenbrot gemacht und das war extrem geil. Seither hätte ich tatsächlich gerne mal einen vollwertigen Döner damit…

crystal ,

Also da greife ich lieber zur Currywurst

pufferfischerpulver ,

Mehr grün versiffte Bourgeoisie konntest du jetzt nicht in einen Beitrag packen, wie?

(Klingt köstlich)

letsgocrazy ,

British invention anyway. Curry powder from the British occupying forces in Berlin.

Gern gesehen.

lugal ,

But “Currywurst” (curry sausage) was invented in Berlin. Indian wouldn’t use curry powder without vegetables in this way, or currypower at all (correct me if I’m wrong)

Knusper ,

I’m no expert either, but yeah, I believe the lazy method of making the curry dish (Indian, Thai etc.) is to use curry paste. Our curry powder barely resembles the taste of the curry dish. In particular, it’s lacking tons of chili. 🫠

lugal ,

I was once explained that curry in the Indian sense is a rice vegetable dish with a lot of spices. To make it easier for the Brits, the powder was developed so that you don’t need all the fresh spices.

emergencyfood ,

Curry in India is usually a side-dish served with rice or chapathi (flatbread). It contains a lot of vegetables, various herbs and spices, and optionally fish or meat. But the rice itself is not a part of the curry. Also we do use curry powder, mainly when we don’t have time or space to mix the spices properly.

lugal ,

Thanks!

letsgocrazy ,

Did you read the entire sentence “the British occupying forces in Berlin”

British. In Berlin.

Who do you think had lots of curry powder?

lugal ,

Curry powder is a British invention, Currywurst is German, only possible with the British but still a German invention

letsgocrazy ,

I understand that’s what people need to believe.

Perhapsjustsniffit ,

I agree there. German food is very…white. That is simply the best descriptor.

slackassassin ,

You mean like beige in appearance or…

Sagifurius ,

it’s not. you’ve met bad cooks.

grue ,

As an American, going to any German-themed public event (read: Oktoberfest and uhh… that’s about it) convinces me that your greatest culinary achievement is sausage with mustard and sauerkraut. Not too shabby, TBH.

Knusper ,

I don’t know, if it’s more popular in other regions of Germany, but I’ve only had plain sauerkraut once in my life. 🙃

Only real dish involving sauerkraut around here is Krautschupfnudeln:
https://img.chefkoch-cdn.de/rezepte/1876371305102939/bilder/532029/crop-960x640/krautschupfnudeln.jpg

And well, by roasting the sauerkraut, it caramelizes a little bit and some of the vinegar dissipates, so it doesn’t actually taste as sauer anymore.

Kerb , (edited )
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we also had schupfnudeln with sauerkraut, but with chopped bacon added.

asside from that, i also know mashed potatos with kassler (cured pork),
Leberwurst(loose sausage that is usualy used as a spread)
and blutwurst(blood sausage)
boiled in sauerkraut, as a Christmas classic.

(both sausages were loose and squeezed out of the casing)

i also remember grandpa snacking on cold raw plain sauerkraut for dinner.
but he was the only person i know that ate it like that.

but i dont remember any other dishes ive eaten with sauerkraut in it.

Sagifurius ,

no, i do that too, but grandpa is where i picked the habit up from. it’s crunchy tasty homemade sauerkraut though, not that store-bought shit.

tryptaminev ,

i mean the good stuff is not typically served at these events. I’m thinking roulade and gulash that need to simmer for multiple hours.

Also in central Europe it is difficult to consider foods distinct to one country. Most of Polish, Czech and German cuisine overlap a lot.

Knusper ,

Well, yeah, to some degree these are just very easy to prepare. To some degree, they’re just the lowest common denominator, though, which is what I’m mainly annoyed by. Lots of these simpler foods could be easily improved by adding some spices, or we could even adopt some of the many street foods in Eastern Asia, to bring in more variety…

LueZypher , in aibohphobia

Like the fear of long words = Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

This name given is really evil

  • Which phobia do you have?
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Buck ,

It’s kinda of a joke name, the scientific name is sesquipedaliophobia, just a smidge over four letters.

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

This people also never learn German

https://file.coffee/u/l_GDU6wvAMh6RZxdmLB-8.png

WallEx , in Columbine vibes

This meme makes a good point, he’s so fucking cringe.

chooglers ,

I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

WallEx ,

I’m positive

Hovenko , in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

MMDDYY is just a mess. Otherwise… US problems, I don’t care…

okr765 ,

Not to us burgerland citizens! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅💥💥

Algaroth ,

Massive trucks that increase fatalities. Bald eagles that are endangered because of Americans, and sound like red tailed Hawks for some reason. Fireworks that are more heavily regulated than guns.

I love Americans but your country is run like a ball of yarn in a box of cats.

Cosmonauticus ,

Bald eagles aren’t endangered anymore.

Plus being American and having lived abroad every country has their bullshit. You just hear about America’s shit because it has the most popular forms of mass media.

Dumbasses are plentiful everywhere

Algaroth ,

I don’t like all Americans and you are the kind I don’t. You’re an idiot. I was going to say imbecile but I doubt you know what that means.

Cosmonauticus ,

This will surely keep me up at night.

Didn’t know saying no country is perfect was such a controversial statement

Algaroth ,

Getting irrationally defensive over facts is the part no one likes. Large trucks kill people at a higher rate. Fact. Bald eagle is still endangered. Red tailed hawk which is the bird that makes the actual sound, endangered. Many states in the us regulate fireworks harder than guns. Acknowledge your faults.

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  • Cosmonauticus ,

    You said BALD EAGLES are endangered. They’re not. They’re not dieing anymore. Their numbers are healthy. Bringing up global warming is YOU not being able to admit you’re wrong. No one denied anything about gun laws or traffic deaths from trucks which is why I said no country is perfect. Which again is a pretty nuanced response

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

    Welcome to Lemmy. Enjoy your stay.

    Hovenko ,
    @Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    The most American statement ever :D

    Edit: I am taking it back and admitting defeat. America != US. I am ashamed.

    kat_angstrom , in I know You!

    It happens around here more often than that other website that shall not be named

    tpihkal ,

    Reddit?

    Aurenkin ,

    Fool of a tpihkal!

    _cnt0 ,
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    THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED!

    killeronthecorner ,
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    Reddit?

    Asudox ,
    @Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

    Foolish sinner, you shall be offered as an offering to the mouse god of lemmy.

    killeronthecorner ,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    God yes

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    …^^^^reddit

    eddit: Awwww there’s no smaller text option…

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    hungryphrog ,

    akcshually it’s a lemming

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    How potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

    sour ,
    @sour@kbin.social avatar

    is small place

    kat_angstrom ,

    And that makes it sweeter <3

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Tucows?

    ChickenLadyLovesLife , in F#€k $pez

    Lemmy is losing users, but Reddit is using losers.

    zakobjoa , in If Chomsky has taught me anything its that someone other than Gaza is getting genocided right now.
    @zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

    There is always more than one thing going on.

    You’re just going to hear mostly about the thing that’s making the people who are telling you the most money. This would be less of an issue if you had a truly independent media as opposed to a capital dependent one.

    Prunebutt ,

    It’s not too much better with independent, publicly funded media, like in parts of Europe.

    afunkysongaday ,

    Those are not independent, those depend on the state securing their finances.

    Prunebutt , (edited )

    In Germany (and other parts of Europe), there are systems in place to prohibit dependence of the broadcasters On the government.

    The Austrian broadcasting service (ORF) is known to be quite sceptical of the conservative government. The former chancellor of Austria actually wanted to coopt it, like Orban did in Hungary and failed to do so. That’s basically, why he’s the former chancellor.

    You can compare it to the European Central Bank, or the FED.

    It’s not resistant to nepotism, but it’s way better than the corporate hellscape you see in the US media.

    kpw ,

    It's quite telling that in Austria the far right wants to stop financing the ORF altogether by talking about how the population is forced to pay ORF fees and that it has a left wing bias.

    Bumblefumble ,

    I think that’s the same in all European countries, at least it is in Denmark. I guess the old adage is true, the truth has a left wing bias.

    GreyEyedGhost ,

    Same for Canada. “Why’s should I pay taxes for this news service I always disagree with?”

    Prunebutt ,

    Didn’t Chomsky also note the supposed “left wing bias” in “Manufacturing consent”?

    afunkysongaday ,

    The government is forcing the people to pay for the public broadcasting. That’s why they are inherently dependant on the government. Something that’s literally funded by the government can not be independent from the government.

    I’m living in Germany actually. Don’t get me wrong, I like the ÖRR as alternative to private media. But to say it’s independent from the government is really naive.

    Prunebutt ,

    I’m not claiming that it’s completely independent. But there are safeguards preventing direct influence of parliament on the media.

    So, yes: it depends on the state, but it’s not (directly) influenced by the executive/legislative/judicative branches of government.

    SnotFlickerman , in The two most stolen items
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Not just the surplus value, the actual value, too, through Wage Theft!

    DharmaCurious , in It can become anything
    @DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

    Girls, too. I grew up with this girl that always collected cool looking sticks, rocks, et cetera. Her room looked like what a bedroom would look like if a raven made a wish to be human. Ended up wiccan, and still collects cool sticks and rocks. Haha.

    empireOfLove , in Pain

    Instead let’s stay here till 2:30a playing dumb video game, become sleep deprived, and hate my entire existence in the morning even more than I already did

    dojan ,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s a problem for tomorrow’s me! Me right now wants to cling to whatever little free time he gets.

    cows_are_underrated , in Email clients

    True gigachads write emails from the terminal.

    homo_ignotus ,

    mutt ftw

    or elm, if you wanna go oldschool

    tgxn ,
    @tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

    I like to use telnet

    rclkrtrzckr ,

    telnet mailhost 110

    TheSanSabaSongbird ,

    There’s a blast from the past. I used Telnet as an undergrad back in the 90s.

    Fuck_u_spez_ , (edited )

    The Lemmy client I’m using thinks your account is -420 years old

    Edit: And somehow I managed to take the screenshot at 4:20 AND I’m not even high. Yet.

    roon ,
    @roon@lemmy.ml avatar

    I use Voyager too, was going to comment the same xD

    Maybe it’s intentional, 420 years:

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3dcb682d-734b-40a7-a81e-4b99b3c069fd.png

    tgxn ,
    @tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

    Yeah, it’s very intentional, I’m from 420 years in the future. 🤣

    AVincentInSpace ,

    Is there a single Lemmy client this doesn’t break? Jerboa lists your account creation date as “4 centuries ago”. Guess it can’t handle negative time deltas

    tgxn ,
    @tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

    Wow that’s an odd bug! I’d report it to whatever client you’re using - my account creation date is set to the year 2443.

    emptiestplace ,

    Doesn’t seem like a bug then, does it…

    FlihpFlorp ,

    Maybe it’s a lemmy thing cus on Avelon it says “Joined now ago”

    AVincentInSpace ,
    IndiBrony , in Its like Mr bones wild ride
    @IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

    35 today.

    Why am I 35 already?

    Please stop.

    Help.

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I remember 35. That’s exactly when I started feeling like I was actually in my 30s. Let me tell you, it just keeps going like that, and you’ll only realise how young you are years and years from now. Rinse and repeat.

    BudgetBandit ,

    Close to 30, stopped aging at 22

    TheSanSabaSongbird ,

    I’m in my 50s, but in my head I’m still 36.

    Asafum ,

    Listen to John Mayers “Stop this train” and cry lol

    “So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun.”

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