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Crapattf2 , in Can you Americans pass the test?

Frain

Tetsuo ,

El mejor pays en le monde.

Tous son bienvenidos en Frain.

Por vous plaît, trae son bateau. Mercias.

PhobosAnomaly ,

This is the closest reading sensation I’ve had to trying to listen to two conversations at the same time.

RealJoL ,

It almost felt like I had forgotten to read french, my whole brain is crying.

codapine ,

Esperantoish

Globulart , in Water mountains

Probably the thing I miss most about reddit is being able to easily find and laugh at these kinds of exchanges.

Too much sanity on lemmy… I miss the conspiracy subs.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

I use Mastodon for quite a while and that seems to be a side effect of federated moderation, can’t say I miss it there tho!

Faresh ,

The !flatearth community has some unironic (I think) posts in there if you scroll a few posts down.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/28ff17fb-b392-4258-9c39-cbe786af9a68.png

Lininop ,

Go to most of the political subs on lemmy and you’ll find plenty of brain dead takes

HellAwaits ,

Too much sanity

Uhh I don’t know what subs you’ve been visiting, but there’s just as many stupid people on here as well.

Krackalot ,

I’m pretty sure once you reach a certain threshold of individuals, a minimum percentage will always be this dumb. I’m not sure about the exact numbers, but the phenomenon seems real

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

No you don’t. Trust me. The crazies here brigade others, peddle lies and push genocide apologia.

LexaMaridia , in Whatchu got
glowie OP ,
@glowie@infosec.pub avatar

😂😅

Comment105 ,

I didn’t expect this thread to be anywhere near this good

Selmafudd , in Water mountains

One of my kids calls water fountains water mountains… I assume from just mishearing the word. The first time he said it I went to correct him and then I’m like it does look like a water mountain so fuck it we’ll go with that. Now the whole family only refers to them us water mountains.

And oddly there is another misheard word another of my kids used that we’ve all adopted, this kid said his tshirt was skin side out instead of inside out. Again I went to correct him and thought no he is right too, so now clothes are skin side out or skin side in.

Gnugit ,

I also have a few of these. My favourite daughter when she was a toddler she used to call road trains “Big DIE!”.

WhipperSnapper ,
@WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml avatar

My favourite daughter

Busted

Gnugit ,

Oops, I really messed up that sentence. Well, she is my favourite anyway 😁

Hadriscus ,

Hah, skin side out is good !!

BananaPeal ,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

My family has one of those. Our oldest would say hanitizer instead of hand sanitizer. We started correcting him but eventually realized that it’s more efficient and everyone knows what he’s talking about. I actually use it outside the family too. No issues, only chuckles when I explain the story.

tomcatt360 ,
@tomcatt360@lemmy.world avatar

Linguists call these eggcorns Here’s a good video by RobWords with more examples.

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/F12LSAbos7A

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in Its that time again

How about letting sh.itjust.works take the place, because their shit seems to always just works.

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

We have a uptime thats beyond reasonable, there were some smaller problems some days ago, but they just made things a little slower.

And Lemmyml is full of tankies.

There are however many other instances as well, being on many small ones eases the burden for all and makes single point of failure problems less likely.

JDubbleu ,

100% agree. I’m yet to notice programming.dev go down which makes sense when you consider the target demographic and that the admins probably fit right into it.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

I feel so safe here lol

Zink ,

Once I made my non-world account here, Lemmy is like a whole new rock solid experience!

Combined with the choice in apps, even though they’re still evolving, it’s great.

victron ,
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Yeah, it’s incredible how your choice of instance can give you a completely different experience (in terms of stability). Still, you can sub to any community you want, so your instance is irrelevant, unless it’s defederated from a server you like.

Zink ,

Yeah, I think there’s a sweet spot in using a mid sized instance such as this. It’s big enough to have a bunch of users hitting communities all over the fediverse, and to have some resources dedicated to the server, but small enough to have its own identity and not be a target.

The magic happens because of how your home instance caches communities from other instances. So your experience depends on the reliability of the instance you’re using, but not so much the reliability of other instances(within reason).

ElPussyKangaroo ,

I love how this is now similar to when people would have usernames relevant to the conversation in Reddit.

Now, y’all just swoop in with the relevant instance 😂

static_motion ,

Which was part of my reasoning for joining there, along with the fact that I’m a dev myself so it aligns with my interests.

randint ,

If you think lemmy.ml is full of tankies, you should check out lemmygrad.ml and hexbear.net. They are a hundred times worse

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

The two others are defederated by most because they are mostly actual commie nazis than anything else.

randint ,

I hope mine, lemm.ee, defederates from those instances too

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can check that, bottom of the page and instances.

randint ,

I know that they have not been defederated from lemm.ee. I meant that I hope lemm.ee defederates from them in the future.

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, if not come to Shitjustworks, we defederated from lemmygrad (hexbear is basically irrelevant, I’ve never seen a post from there, just some idiots I’ve blocked)

randint ,

Thanks for the invitation. Though I’ve had plenty of unpleasant encounters with hexbears, I think I’ll stay on lemm.ee for now. Maybe I’ll move in the future when things get even worse.

loaf ,
@loaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

I back this, as a sh.ithead

burgersc12 ,

You have my bow

OrangeXarot ,

it just works ¯_(ツ)_/¯

16bitvoid ,
@16bitvoid@lemmy.world avatar

Just an anecdote, but I’ve been waiting for (I think) close to 36 hours for the email verification to complete my sign-up there. Since there’s no way to resend it, I’ve been stuck in sign-up limbo.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Meh, I can create an account using a Temp Email address. What’s your email provider?

16bitvoid ,
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I’ve tried creating two accounts with the same issue. One with a Gmail address and one with a Fastmail account. Neither has received a verification email. I’ve checked the spam folders on both too.

Sh_ItDoesnt_Work ,

Hello from my new account at sh.itjust.works. I just created this, you can check my profile. I used a temp email: temp-mail[dot]org

After you sign up, you can change the email to some random invalid email so your account is safe from getting hijacked via password reset through email. Changing email doesn’t require re-verification as far as I can tell.

Perhaps your IP got flagged for some reason. Are you using a VPN or Tor? Those may trigger some spam filters. Is your network a public one? (Eg: University, Hospital, Workplace, etc.)

16bitvoid ,
@16bitvoid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s really weird. I’ve been staying at a hotel the last few days and maybe the IP is flagged for some reason, like you said. Well, I guess those two handles are just lost then.

AnotherOne , in I love YouTube

No, you love the creators you watch. Youtube, as a google company, created a businessmodel out of stealing data/private information and selling it to the highest bidder. I use newpipe, i never see ads but if i have a creator i want to support i send them money as direct as possible without middlemen (direct donations during livestreams for example). i pay the creator for their work. If google wouldn’t violate my human dignity by shoving a camera up my ass 24/7 i might consider giving them money to run their servers but as long as they try to make me a product they won’t see money nor data from me

electriccars OP ,

That’s a fair point, maybe I should look into using newpipe and use what was my monthly payment as a direct donation to my favorite creators instead. Thanks for the informative reply!

milkytoast ,
@milkytoast@kbin.social avatar

yeah I would say block ads, and then whatever u would normally spend on premium, donate to your favorite creators

the creatora only get 55% (which isn't bad all things considered) of the ad/premium revenue. by donating directly u spend the same but they get more

electriccars OP ,

But to be fair, if YouTube themselves don’t make anything then the service that hosts my content creators isn’t sustainable. So just getting premium feels like the most moral option all things considered, at least for me.

milkytoast ,
@milkytoast@kbin.social avatar

yeah except idc, google can go fuck themselves. if yt dies, there are other platforms, such as peer tube. not as big, but if yt goes to shit, that where the creators will most likely go

atlasraven31 ,

If they have a patreon, that would be the best way short of putting the money directly in their hands.

Catsrules ,

No, you love the creators you watch.

And Youtube makes that possible. Show me another service that is as good as Youtube is? Unlimited uploads for everyone, extremely fast constant delivery network. Require no logins or accounts to access the site. 4K video etc… etc… All for the low price of free with ads, or pay for no adds. They every are even one of the best at paying content creators. There is a reason almost every content creator ends up having some kind of account on Youtube.

Youtube, as a google company, created a businessmodel out of stealing data/private information and selling it to the highest bidder.

I don’t believe Google is in the business of selling data. There business is ad delivery. They keep the data to themselves as it is their secret sauce to deliver ads.

chris ,

They keep the data to themselves as it is their secret sauce to deliver ads.

I don’t think that’s entirely true. They won’t sell direct data, but through their ad and search systems your ads can drill down to very specific people and thus you know about them. It’s still crappy. It’s kinda unfair I think to outright say they don’t sell your data. You data is their core money maker. It’s just in a round about way. Sure maybe it doesn’t bother you, but in my opinion, the collection of data is the core problem with modern technology, not even just the internet. Data is extremely powerful and valuable.

Catsrules ,

I don’t think that’s entirely true. They won’t sell direct data, but through their ad and search systems your ads can drill down to very specific people and thus you know about them.

Sure you can drill down to specific characteristics of people but as far as I am aware it is Google that actually handles the interactions/delivers the information. So I am not really sure what information a third party could gather about a specific person.

But yeah I totally agree data collection is a huge problem basically every tech company is doing it. One of the reason why I try and self host as much as possible. To truly solve the problem we need better privacy laws in place.

beefcat ,
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Google absolutely is in the business of selling user data, through their ad network. AdSense customers use that data to target ads. It’s their whole business model. Just because they aren’t being given a database with all that data doesn’t mean they aren’t paying for access to it.

Facebook operates the same way.

jol , in Follow me for more deep political analysis

This is anti Hitler propaganda, because you chose a pic where AH isn’t smiling to make him look more hitler 😑

andrewrgross OP ,

You got me. I confess: I have a bias against hitlers.

roguetrick ,

Councilor Uunona is devastated by this news.

simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona

JasonDJ ,

You know, I just realized I don’t think I’d ever seen a picture of Hitler smiling.

So I looked it up. And there are plenty of them. And he looks…nice. Like, it’s weird. He looks like the fun uncle. He looks like there should be a mockumentary of him where he’s played by Steve Carell.

ADTJ ,

One of the big things they taught us in history lessons was how he came across very charismatic and that he was good at winning people over.

It’s really important for people to understand and learn in order to not repeat the mistakes of populism, evil people don’t generally go around shouting about how evil they are.

shoki ,

I’m pretty sure that he kept his relationship with his wife a secret, so that women in the country would be interested in him

RarePossum ,

I thought it was to give of the image that he was married to the country, showing his patriotism or whatever

shoki ,

Yeah, maybe that was a reason too

Tryptaminev ,

Looking at the past 4000 years of human history, starting with the Egyptian Pharaohs:

Nope. People dont care, people dont learn. Especially when the make a whole display of how much they learned, like Germany does, you should be worried. Behind the facade lies the fascism, like it is currently furthered by most German political parties.

John_McMurray ,

Populism isn’t a bad term. People think that they’re exceptional try to portray it that way. These people are usually fascists of one sort or another.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

there should be a mockumentary of him where he’s played by Steve Carell.

There’s one with Charlie Chaplin

LeFantome ,

You need to find pics of him in the mountains. At Bergforf or ….

www.gettyimages.ca/detail/…/1265643056

jol ,

He was a handsome chap. Just very misunderstood!

macarthur_park , in Elections

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

barsquid ,

Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

hungryphrog ,

but they don’t have pinkies

brianorca ,

Canines have five digits on their front paws, just like we do. Their “dew claw” is equivalent to our thumb, so the outside digit is still a pinky digit.

maculata , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

Trailer Trash be all like: “SEE AH TOLD Y’ALL IT WAS GOOD FOR THE BABY! GOOGLE DONE SAYS SO!!!”

feedum_sneedson ,

Why do you hate the poor.

Viking_Hippie ,

Why do you hate comedy?

feedum_sneedson ,

Why do you hate… eh. Can’t be bothered. Need to take my clothes out of the washing machine.

Alk ,

That’s the spirit. All conflict in the world can be resolved by the crushing and inescapable weight of adult responsibilities.

MonkeMischief ,

That’s a good point, most major conflict is caused by people who make/pay/coerce people to do their adult responsibilities for them. 🤔

Chores…really do build character? Dad was right?! (Of course he was.)

brbposting ,

Prob a reaction to punching down

sandalbucket ,

As “down”, I hereby grant maculata retroactive permission to make the above joke; and formally proclaim that I found said joke to be at least somewhat amusing

Funkytom467 , (edited ) in Guess I'll just burn
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

This is a fucking differential equation with unknown constants, so yeah, everyone will be burning…

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe use c1 and c2?

Juice , in no comment

The feminization of masculinity will be the fall of Western Civilization…and I’m so here for it

Sabre363 ,

About damn time

LittleBorat2 ,

It starts at the top of the meme again… So have fun with that whatever your deal is

Juice ,

It was more a comment about people who tend to post this meme as if it were true, who constantly wail and moan about Western civilization. But thanks for checking in, jokes are funnier when I have to explain them.

umbrella , in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

this is why we need FOSS

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

GIMP or Krita might not be up to the standard as Affinity and Photoshop are, but at least while perfecting my skills in GIMP, I don’t have to worry about having to find a different software because a random company purchases it.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Even more so, you don’t have to worry about hardware support, since they can be compiled from source code, as long as you have pc with enough power to run it, you can run it, no matter which architecture

TrickDacy ,

I really wish I liked gimp but I hate it so much. It’s so unintuitive it actually hurts every time I use it

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

That’s what I used to think as well actually. I opened it, saw the airplane control center, and closed it. But then I volunteered for editing a photo for my school, and I had to learn how to effectively create borders around the text, as I would have to makes a lot of changes to them. So I searched and came across this video. And then I understood that GIMP is actually a really powerful tool, you just have to learn how the developers intended you to work with it. Admittedly, having to use the drop shadow feature for text borders is pretty retarded, but it lets you fine tune the how the end result will look.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/682623c3-4b55-4b0f-a224-c22c5bd0706f.webp

fmstrat ,

Yea, people don’t like it simply because they’re not used to it.

For instance, Cntrl-A, select all. Cntrl-Shift-A is a way more intuitive way to deselect all.

It’s the same reason people complain about OnlyOffice, which is stellar.

TrickDacy ,

I love open office. Partially true though with gimp. I just loathe how it does layers and I hate how the tools and shortcut keys are. Some of the most common design patterns are completely ignored. Unintuitive design is unintuitive design, even if you get used to it.

Kusimulkku ,

OnlyOffice is different from OpenOffice. And OpenOffice nowadays is poorly mainted, it has been forked a while back to LibreOffice

TrickDacy ,

Yeah I meant libre office actually. Only office I’m not familiar with.

fmstrat ,

OnlyOffice is much better IMO. Local or web, integrates with Nextcloud, and has very good office compatibility, even with fonts.

BlastboomStrice , (edited )
@BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar

I think I just learnt about only office. Been using libre office for a while, might switch!

Edit: I saw it doesnt natively support odt, so I might not switch after all…

fmstrat ,

I switched, never looked back. It’s so much better for me.

snugglesthefalse ,

I’ve become used to an alt modifier being typically negative and shift positive so ctrl+alt+a would be more like the unselect all and shift would add to a selection (though I guess you can’t add more to the selection after “all”)

TrickDacy ,

I’ll give the video a watch but yeah I’ve used it countless times at this point. Doing extremely basic things like adding text to a document is painful for me due to the extremely weird way layers and selection works. Not to mention basic stuff like zoom shortcut keys standard everywhere else do not work.

brbposting ,

We’re not using that word are we!

vonbaronhans ,

I feel the same about Krita. I used it for about a year of hobbyist drawing, and I just never could get comfortable using it.

Clip Studio Paint came out with 3.0, and after some deliberation I decided to pay for the update. Felt like coming home. I’ve done more art in two weeks than I’ve done in nearly a year of using Krita.

ColeSloth ,

Iphone has always been pitched as intuitive and “it just works”, and it seems like it is that way for iphone users.

But when I try using one I’m lost as hell. It seems God awful. In other words, intuitive is whatever you’re used to.

TrickDacy ,

It’s not just what you are used to, but yes that can play a role. I think apple gets a pass because of the image they have. My mom has an iphone and struggles with anything new or changed on it. But people told her it’s the easiest phone so she’ll never switch…

ColeSloth ,

I say it’s “easy” because you have so little say in what you can do with it.

TigrisMorte ,

People who claim GIMP isn't up to Photoshop inevitably reveal the only actual issue is that they learned photoshop first.

kzhe ,

I used GIMP first and then Photopea (basically photoshop but web app) and GIMP is worse despite using it first. It’s just bad.

LoamImprovement ,

I’m thinking I might switch, I’m only a casual user (Literally just for shitposting) but they changed how the brushes work as far as I can tell, and it’s thrown me off.

pixelscript , in But this... does put a smile on my face

I replied to that thread.

OP was claiming to be working on a static HTML-serving search engine. They suggested that because it’s just HTML and CSS, and that interested parties can use Inspect Element to read the network requests, that it constituted “open source”.

Commenters then got on his case about not open sourcing the server backend. OP defended that choice saying they didn’t want a competitor taking their code and building a company off of it that would “drive [them] out of business”. Uh-huh. So, proprietary software, then. Bye.

mods_are_assholes ,

It’s just like when magahats call themselves patriots.

Wrong in every factual way but no amount of you telling them will make them realize it.

That OP was just another silicon digibro with a profit driven mindset.

msherburn33 ,

Technically they are correct. None of the Open Source licenses really regulate what happens on the server. When it’s not you running the binary, all the licenses are basically useless. AGPL is one of the few that address this a little bit, but even there you only get the source code itself, when the value in most online services is in the databases and backend stuff that you still don’t get to access with AGPL.

The Free Software world hasn’t figured out what to do with services running on computers you don’t own. GDPR is so far the only thing does something about the server side, but that’s EU law, not a license you can slap onto your software.

Hawk , in New travel policy on Boeing flights

The fun thing about web pages is that you can share an url instead of taking a screenshot:

…com.au/…/screwdrivers-now-permitted-on-boeing-fl…

tautalas ,
@tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

Blame me, and others like me. I wouldn’t click

Safipok ,

True. But, you can do both

InputZero ,

I know an url is grammatically correct, but for whatever reason it doesn’t sound right.

tostiman ,
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is it? I would think it’s ‘a’, not ‘an’ because it’s “a you-are-el” (English is not my native language).

Nelots , (edited )

Yup, that’s correct. It doesn’t matter that it begins with a vowel, what matters is if it sounds like a vowel. Likewise, “an university” and “a hour” are both incorrect.

joranvar ,

This is still salvageable by pronouncing it as “an earl”.

Nelots ,

Well, I’m sure at least some person out there pronounces it that way, but I’ve certainly never met one!

mexicancartel ,

Try with Europe. Its a European not an European

exocrinous ,

I think it’s best to do both.

rcbrk ,

What’d be cool is if when you enter a URL the lemmy interface lets the poster choose an image or even cropped region from the linked page.

ummthatguy , in Well shit it took me a minute.
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t say I’m not upset by this, but then I was taught violins is not the answer.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Probably has to do with the degradation of written language. With kids using emojis more than words these days our writing is being reduced to a bunch of cymbals.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

While I don’t mean to harp and I’m not one to bassoon, but I’ve noticed moreso it’s boomers who fiddle around with emojis.

don ,

I’ve noticed they seem to be the type to flute the law, but oboe do they hate being called out for it. They’re bongos, man, completely bongos.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

I’d be a lyre if I said yu weren’t clever.

histic ,

yea I get more emojis from my boomer grandma they I have ever from other people my age

JizzmasterD ,

🥁 cymbals or symbols➰?

Venator ,

If you find it so disconcerting maybe you should report them and try to get them band.

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