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Older millennial nerd.

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I just can’t even right now or later. I don’t care if that makes me basic.

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Keep digging, you’re close to finding Seymour!

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Pretty bad that I see Krombopulos Michael as the morally superior party in this situation. The guy is providing expert service, doing something he loves, making a living. When compared to what the US does, that’s not so bad. KM probably kills fewer people, too.

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Inbred cat.

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I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed…

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I think, “Holy shit, I’m gonna be the main course.”

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I decided to think outside the box.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/470cc5cb-8288-4679-800d-9f49067691f6.png

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How is a meme newsworthy?

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How is this NSFW? It’s in a Walmart. People literally work there.

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The tooth fairy put one of these under my kid’s pillow tonight. The thought is that he’s going to enjoy it more because it’s rare. It will end up in his piggy bank, out of circulation for who knows how long.

What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?

So I’ve realized that in conversations I’ll use traditional terms for men as general terms for all genders, both singularly and for groups. I always mean it well, but I’ve been thinking that it’s not as inclusive to women/trans people....

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I like what they use on the Bananas Podcast. “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.”

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Just call me Giles.

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Alvin and the Deeznuts

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There’s an amusement park in Maine that does “after dark” a few nights per year. Adults only and they serve drinks. It’s marketed toward millennials who grew up going to the park. I haven’t been, but it seems popular.

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That’s not the issue where I live. Houses easily go for $300k+ here and the only rentals I can find are $3000/mo, and/or winter months only. You may say to just move, but I grew up in this area, I have the best job I’ve ever had and my kids’ school is helping them immensely. Shouldn’t I be able to find a modest 3 bedroom that’s affordable? We’ll I can’t.

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That’s the answer? Uproot my family, change the school that works well for my kids, and likely change jobs because land owners are greedy. Makes sense to me.

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Supply and demand shouldn’t apply to basic necessities like housing, food, water, and healthcare.

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I used to think Crocs were stupid. I

I was looking for indoor winter footwear for the cold floors: Slippers with socks were too hot. Slippers without socks were too sweaty and gross. Just socks wore out my socks too quickly.

I now have indoor Crocs. They’re great to regulate temperature.

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Oh God. Back when I was dirt poor, I needed socks but I wanted to save money, so I wore them for two days, hanging them to dry overnight.

I ended up with athlete’s foot. Don’t skimp on socks.

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I’m lucky that my Subaru has it right. Left right are back forward and up down is volume. My only complaint is that the button in the middle is mute, rather than pause. I can pause CDs, bluetooth audio, and even live radio. Why in hell would I ever choose mute over pause?

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Because resuming from mute or pause has less delay. Particularly if using a CD or bluetooth audio.

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Only if you delete system32

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So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

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A Big Mac is a cake?

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You mean like Monster Squad?

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The angle in “reality” shot is much higher. Try shooting from water level.

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steals bike

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Nice. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c17ea014-a209-4089-aa74-9f7bc3166c52.png

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This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.

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Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?

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Nice day.

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Snakes: Easy Street.

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Yeah, that’s how I got my current gaming headphones. Drunk me choose decently well.

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HyperX. I forget which model they are, but they’re very sturdy and still work well 7 years later.

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A love story for the ages.

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I’m gonna poop on your bed.

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Pssh, not me. I was born into a homophobic redneck culture and I hated it. I now consider myself an LGBTQ+ ally and computer nerd.

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I said not me, as in I’m not a subject of Stockholm Syndrome in the culture I was born into.

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Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

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Tim Allen is a Dick.

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His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

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Highway interchange ahead?

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Every heard of the word meme?

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I’m no expert, but didn’t you just use it as a noun in the post title?

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