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Agent641 , in Everything to keep disguise

Angels attacked a friend of mine for more than 90 minutes, taking off and eating part of her legs, arms, breast and face. The paramedics that eventually brought her to the hospital were so traumatized they still have not returned to work. My friend has had 11 reconstructive surgeries so far.

Fraylor ,

Did that happen to be a pit bull angel?

Agent641 ,

These were 4 german shepherd angels

havokdj ,

Ah yes, dogs made to hunt and maim humans hurt your friend, so all dogs are bad as a consequence.

I’m truly sorry for what happened to your friend, but people are 100% responsible for their pets. Be not angry at the dogs, but the person that owned them.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Demons were angels once…

HikingVet ,

Not all of them. And depends on the religion and sect therein

dingleberry ,

God gives his sweetest humans to his hungriest angels.

Agent641 ,

He works in such mysterious ways. But I Trust in his greater (meal) plan

MonkderZweite ,

What do you expect of a homicidal god with double standards?

AlmightySnoo , in Knowledge is... power?
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

“What if they misinterpret our fanfictions as the literal word of some god and start killing and enslaving each other over it?”

ignotum ,

Skip forward 1000 years to people worshipping Harry Potter and praying for him to save them from the dark lord

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, POTTER. SAVE US FROM THE MUGGLES AND HE WHO SHAN’T BE NAMED.

bradv , in No long hair!

Yeah but look what happened to him

Metal_Zealot , in Chat GPT
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Tell me you don’t speak French without telling me you don’t speak French

Alabaster_Mango ,
@Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca avatar

Careful. If you’re too mean to him he’ll cancel Fez 2 again!

BobGnarley ,

Wait, what happened with Fez 2??

poppy ,

He rage quit the development.

Fez 2 was announced as “one more thing” at the end of the June 2013 Horizon indie game press conference, held during the annual Electronic Entertainment Expo.[111] The project was canceled a month later following a Twitter argument between Fish and video game journalist Marcus Beer. In an episode of Beer’s GameTrailers show Invisible Walls, the journalist criticized Fish’s response to questions about Microsoft’s Xbox One self-publishing policy change. Fish replied on Twitter with condemnation for the industry’s negativity and, in a final tweet, announced both Fez 2’s cancellation and his exit from the industry.[110] The news came as a surprise to the rest of his company,[112] which has not commented on upcoming projects other than ports since the sequel’s cancellation.[113] Polygon listed Fish in their top 50 newsmakers of 2013 for the social power of his “caustic use of Twitter”.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fez_(video_game)

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s true, I don’t! Is it pronounced the same in all regions of France? Does Quebec French pronounce it differently? I know very little about French, this just made me laugh.

isVeryLoud ,

It would be pronounced like a female cat, Chatte gé pé té. But most of us Quebecois would probably pronounce it exactly as in English, with an English accent.

thedarkfly ,

Chat is written like “cat” but is pronounced like in english. The animal is pronounced like “shah”.

wwaxen ,

Female cat/“Chatte”, though

Lizardking27 ,

Bro no one speaks French, the whole language is a prank. French people speak normally when no one else is around.

AllonzeeLV , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

…As you pass by 5 people at self-checkout doing tactical shoplifting.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

Also Remember, stealing from publically traded corporations is stealing from sociopathic thieves that have no problem hurting vulnerable people to get what they want, in the name of insatiable greed “rational self-interest.”

They dictate the laws to their paid lackees in Congress. Equating legality with ethics or morality in this capitalist captured dystopia makes one a fool. Our laws are designed to defend the desires of property owners against the basic survival needs of human beings with nothing that our society has already catastrophically failed.

You can catch charges for the misdeed of feeding the homeless here.

(and to anyone who wants to chime in with “well feeding homeless people might make them linger, effecting property values which needs to be a consideration alongside feeding hungry poor people.” 🖕)

superpop ,

its not as catchy i gotta say

AllonzeeLV ,

Fair

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Food? What food? I didn’t even know they had food…

FarceMultiplier ,
@FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca avatar

Not just food. Any self care items or toiletries of any sort.

Ultraviolet ,

They factor it into their decision to use self checkout. If the increase in shoplifting is less than they save on staff reduction (it is, significantly so), they consider it a tradeoff, so it’s hard to call it unethical.

MrMamiya , in engineers gotta get their money up

Ancient engineers: let’s make it work.

Modern engineers: we need to make sure it breaks at approximately 36 months to ensure low ability to claim warranty while also ensuring the customer believes it could have been a fluke.

Or, roughly translated into engineer speak…”anyone can build an aqueduct, it takes skill to build an aqueduct using the minimum amount of material required”.

regular_human ,
@regular_human@lemmy.world avatar

Anyone can design a bridge that stays standing, but an engineer can design a bridge that barely stays standing

Weedbro ,

Seems like a lot of RCE propoganda in here

yimby ,

I’ve never met an engineer who wanted to intentionally design products to break.

The beancounters on the other hand…

JohnDClay ,

It depends on the way you think about it. When designing, I want all my parts (other than user replaceable wear components) to fail at the same time. That means nothing is the weakest link, failing earlier than the design otherwise could handle.

dreadedsemi , in looking forward to the comments

The author calls it JIF. He intended it as Jif because he has butter fingers and like butter brand JIF.

I’m used to hard G though.

nothing ,

Yeah, I always read it as “Jif” then came the correctness police of Reddit and I was bullied into “Gif” by guilt.

And now some 8-40 years later, I feel anything but “Gif” is wrong. Help!

Dee ,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

Help!

Absolutely not, I don’t say this often but those bullies did the right thing.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Do you pronunce it guilt or juilt? Okay bad question

Ryctre ,

I thought it was at least jood.

zefiax ,

How do you pronounce giraffe? or giant? or gin?

norawibb ,
@norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

And British people made English, but they don’t say anything right either.

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

Little ironic… but ok.

Butters ,
@Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

But the food is delicious.

mookulator ,

I know he says it’s pronounced “jif”, but I just don’t care. It’s like “gift” without the t

EmoDuck ,

Let’s be honest here, English does not have that level of consistency. “Women” is pronounced with an “i” for christ sake

tryptaminev ,

Because the a in woman is pronounced the same way the e in women is pronounced…

Probably that was originally introduced by some medieval swinger society, so they could say that they are faithful to their women and technically not be lying about it. When the church figured out they introduced the o as an i thing.

Pyroglyph ,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Because the a in woman is pronounced the same way the e in women is pronounced…

woman = wum-en
women = wim-in

Yeah I’m gonna have to disagree with you there, chief.

tryptaminev ,

i always eas taught the plural to be pronounced as “wi-men” I also cannot remember any english TV show or so to talk about wimin, so where the second ibis explicit as an i and distinguishable from an e

Raiden11X ,

Say the word “though” in your head. Then add a “t” to it. Would you really argue that “though” and “thought” are pronounced the same simply because they’re the same spelling save for a final “t”?

The easiest “rule” is that the creator can decide how to pronounce and spell it lol. Taking English rules that don’t even apply 100% of the time to its own words and trying to hold made-up words to the same standards just sounds silly to me haha

penguin ,

There are no rules to how new words come into being or how old ones change.

If everyone says a word a certain way with certain meaning, then that’s what it is. One person doesn’t get to decide.

LillyPip ,

Could easily be ‘thof’.

SimplyATable ,

Or like “gin” with an f?

ericisshort ,

Ginf? That’s a new one.

SimplyATable ,

Oh come on, you know what I mean

late_night ,
@late_night@sopuli.xyz avatar

No, you’re supposed to replace the letter, not add it, so “fin”

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

gfn

LillyPip ,

Never. No.

zefiax ,

It’s more like giant or gin or giraffe.

Rodeo ,

No, it’s more like give or get or girl.

zefiax ,

Get is not even gi

penguin ,

He made the format, not English.

tryptaminev ,

Nobody made english, nor is a language static. It is an everchanging result of millions of people using and evolving it.

A language that doesn’t change is dead, like latin is. So any rule of how something is supposed to be in a language is subject to time and place, but never absolute.

penguin ,

That’s my point. If everyone pronounces a word a certain way, THAT is its correct pronunciation. The first person to say a thing doesn’t get to tell everyone else they’re wrong.

Everyone started using the word “literally” to mean figuratively, so the official definition changed to mean either or.

Everyone says GIF similar to gift, then that’s the proper pronunciation. Creator has no say.

zefiax ,

Ya and in English, we pronounce things like giant, giraffe, gin, etc. with a “j” sound.

penguin ,

Find me a closer English word than “Gift” that uses a J sound for the G

zefiax ,

English doesn’t work that way. Man is the closest work to woman. Doesn’t mean you pronounce the “m” “a” “n” in the two words the same way.

thimantha ,

Gin

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Good thing word coiners don’t get full control over word usage.

zefiax ,

They do though when they are right.

MilitantAtheist ,

I don’t really give a fuck what he intended. If he wanted it to be pronounced JIF he should have named it that.

JohnDClay ,

Copyright concerns?

zefiax ,

So how do you pronounce giraffe or giant or gin?

Lorela ,

How do you pronounce “graphic”?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

How do you pronounce “underwater?” (It’s the “u” in scuba)

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

This makes no sense. It stands for “Graphics Interchange Format”, do they pronounce it jraphics too?

Raiden11X ,

There are so many examples in this thread alone as to why this rule doesn’t work.

SCUBA: the U is for “underwater” and the A is for “apparatus”. We don’t pronounce it “SC-uh-B-ahhh”.
JPEG: The P is for “photographic”. We don’t pronounce it “JayFeg”.
LASER: The E is for “emission”. We don’t pronounce it “Lay-See-R”.
RADAR: The second A is for “And” (lol). We don’t pronounce it “Ray-Day-R”.

The easiest “rule” is just the guy who made it up can dictate how they want it spelled and to pronounce. The word is made up anyway, and isn’t subject to rules that actual English words have been subjected to for however long the language evolved.

omega_x3 ,

The guy that came up with with the acronym for unidentified flying object also wrote that it should pronounced you-fo but everyone spells it out because that is less confusing. So there is an example of the creator being ignored.

Perhaps ,

How do you pronounce JPEG? Jay-feg?

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, I take your point

Seems an odd choice in gif’s case still, as you can use the starting letter sounds from each word and it doesn’t sound weird.

Not the same for jpeg. P by itself doesn’t make a ph sound.

Tater291 ,

He didn’t intend shit. He just wanted to watch the world burn!

jscummy ,

Can you really just drop a hard G like that though? Thought that was only okay for them to say

QuadratureSurfer ,
@QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry, but he waited 26 years to tell everyone how it’s pronounced… at this point you can go with the majority, or stick with however you want to pronounce it.

El_guapazo , in You can see the motion too

Actually, they’re running on fingertips with the hoof similar to the human nail.

esc.rutgers.edu/wp-content/…/Bone-Comparison.jpg

expatriado ,

i was going to mention this, but you already nail it

Waraugh ,

Isn’t that exactly what the picture is showing or am I missing something here.

Nachorella ,

Neigh. The picture is only showing from the (human) wrist down. Horse legs and most (all?) mammal quadruped legs actually pretty closely resemble each other.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Did the pinky and thumb just kinda disappear or are they even tinier than the ring and index equivalent?

violetring ,

It’s actually a really interesting question. It’s commonly believed that on horses the vestigial remnants of additional toes/hooves/foot structure are the chestnuts and ergots. The first known horse had 3 and 4 hooves per leg! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b35b141b-7684-42e4-a745-1ff2d5a94587.png

violetring ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d6b8bc87-d0cf-4bb8-bfa6-787e09524093.png This is a trimmed chestnut. They grow a material similar to a nail or horse hoof - ergots are similar, but in a different location. When they get big you just peel or clip it off. They can smell a bit strong when you trim them, but hooves smell worse when the farrier comes out!

JohnDClay ,
Mac ,

Wow. Very interesting!

Kyle_The_G , in every company right now

AI bubble is gonna pop so hard.

ObstreperousCanadian ,
@ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca avatar

I can’t wait!

chemicalwonka ,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
chemicalwonka ,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

PLEASE!!

jaybone ,

I just hope it happens before it ruins too many companies and a lot of people lose their jobs.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I hope it happens before we run out of potable water.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

I like your optimism that people won’t be fired anyway.

Empricorn ,

I hope! Imagine if Nvidia had to care about gamers and make affordable graphics cards for them again…

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s not fool ourselves, Nvidia still dominating gaming GPU market, people gonna buy them regardless of how much they fuck everyone over

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

I wonder if transformer asic chips will make a dent in Nvidia.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

AMD should, they overtook intel, Nvidia is next on the line

FreudianCafe , in Well... you asked...

Thanks for the red square, i wouldnt have found xaviers comment without it

Rolando ,

Hey I’m just happy we don’t have a “reaction text” saying something like “I’m literally dying rn fr!!!” so we know how to feel about it.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

I’m lil’ly dying rn fr fr, so furn’y!! #I’mSuckingTheCheesePuffsOffMyFingys #I’mQuirky

Sorse ,
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
HonoraryMancunian , (edited )

Now we need to upload this to tiktok or YouTube shorts with a guy pointing and laughing at it

Nelots ,

Maybe we could throw an ifunny watermark on the bottom first.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget the Vine boom and obnoxious ass air horn sound effect.

Bye , in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

your friends

Single player supremacy

I’m still enjoying civ5 without any DLC

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Something fun to mess with in Civ V is on small custom maps with designated start points, when start bias can’t take effect it will always place players on points starting from bottom right going left and then from bottom to top.

Example: Player 1 will always be placed on the lowest tile furthest to the right.

You can use this to get the deity achievment if you just don’t give the AI any workable tiles.

Zikeji ,
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

I had a friend that played civ, he invited me to multiplayer. Little did I know, he plays against the hardest bots on a regular basis. I had only done like, two single player games.

I don’t play with him anymore.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I like playing with my sister because we both regularly play on Deity difficulty and playing against each other is the only way either of us can be challenged anymore. Of course many times we just team up against the rest of the world.

nikita ,

That’s what sucks about Civ (and EU4, HOI4 and the like for that matter) — once you figure out how it works and you start winning it becomes boring in single player.

And then for multiplayer it’s hard to find someone committed to playing for long stretches of time consistently.

IMO games where losing is fun is where it’s at, like Crusader Kings, Rimworld and Dwarf Fortress.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Speaking of DF and EU4: I just heard about Songs of Syx not too long ago that’s basically Dwarf Fortress/Rimworld combined with EU/HOI. A granular empire builder, where you also have other competing empires to conquer or ally with. It looks dope, and I might get it.

nikita ,

That sounds awesome. I’ll try it out some time.

Do you know about Timberborn? That’s another one that looks cool.

hakase ,

I’m still playing civ IV. With the direction the series has been going, it looks like I probably always will.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

civ5 without any DLC

Utterly insane. 😳

JohnDClay , in Roland secured his legacy
CptEnder ,

He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.

MonkderDritte , in Problem solved
BigDaddySlim , in Remembering the legend
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

The catalyst for this shitty timeline we’re in

Dicks out, lads

Ensign_Crab ,

The catalyst for this shitty timeline we’re in

I was always under the impression that it would have been an albatross.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

No, that’s three under par.

FozzyOsbourne ,

I’ve not put mine away since

wildbus8979 , in Pretend you are my boss at the rule opening factory

Remember kids, you gotta use rm -rf --no-preserve-root /* now a days!

Kowowow ,

What is that for?

CCF_100 ,

Overrides the protection in place that prevents you from deleting the root of your filesystem.

TropicalDingdong ,
ImplyingImplications ,

Too many people got trolled into “removing the French language pack” on Linux systems that there’s now a check to see if someone is deleting every file off their computer (including the os system files). --no-preserve-root is the option you need to include to actually delete all the files off your system.

Jumuta ,

weird how it doesn’t warn you for rm -rf /* though

lseif ,

depending on your shell, i believe the glob is expanded before it gets to the rm program

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Contrary to the memes, Linux does actually sometimes try to stop you from shooting yourself in the foot

rtxn ,

Yes, do as I say!

gregorum ,

<span style="color:#323232;"> sudo make me a sandwich 
</span>
SzethFriendOfNimi ,

<span style="color:#323232;">make: unable to find input files me, a, sandwich
</span>
SkyeHarith ,

<span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">touch me
</span><span style="color:#323232;">touch a
</span><span style="color:#323232;">touch sandwich
</span><span style="color:#323232;">sudo make me a sandwich
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span>
LainTrain ,

Every time I get one of these even if I 100% feel like I know what I’m doing it strikes a deep fear in me

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

rm -rf /* will work just fine (assuming sudo permissions ofc)

You need the additional flag for rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

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