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Ibaudia , in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

I had to do some serious convincing to inform my mom about the CIA’s involvement in Contra cocaine trafficking.

Tar_alcaran ,

And here I thought the whole Iran Contra thing would be the first one people would know

Ibaudia ,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

Right?? It was even in an episode of The Boys.

eldavi ,

That’s the best thing about the stuff that the CIA has done: they publicly admit to it in writing and people still refuse to believe it’s true

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

The ultimate conspiracy theory… The CIA is manufacturing conspiracy theories so that their actual, admitted, documented conspiracies are dismissed reflexively for sounding insane

undergroundoverground ,

Not even their worst or most prolific drug running scam. For anyone interested “operation gladio.” The CIA ran the herion game out of Myanmar, with the mob, from about 1944 onwards. Myanmar used to be the worlds largest producer of herion, until Afghanistan overtook them sometime in the late 00s / early 10s…

Now, I’m not saying China are the good guys or anything here. However, if I wanted to stop a rouge security agency from selling herion to fund secret, illegal wars around the world, I’d flood their neighbours with fentanyl.

unexposedhazard , in Just an ordinary girl!

Sauce? Where huge girl cock?

Found it: 368435

It is actual porn btw not just comedy.

fraksken ,

Title?

unexposedhazard ,

Futanari Dekachin School Life

fraksken ,

Thank you

uis ,

…Yeah that’s enough internet for the year.

cordlesslamp ,

What does that number mean?

ouRKaoS ,
Frozzie ,
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

The translation omg

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

…Yeah that’s enough internet for the year.

Asudox ,

Of course it’s porn.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Bad porn too.

ZILtoid1991 ,

It’s noncon…😭

unexposedhazard ,

I didnt check the tags before closing the tab, my bad.

ZILtoid1991 ,

No problem, and otherwise it’s just a weird fetish that I have a quite bad reaction to.

altima_neo , in He may try to sleep with you
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar
Pinklink ,

I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though

fl42v ,
toynbee ,

I saw that post earlier, but it seems in the picture like the demon (or whatever, I don’t want to pigeonhole) is saying “Kevin” rather than being labeled such. I didn’t get it until you connected the dots, so thank you.

abbadon420 ,

Well, that’s a clear sign that you’re wasting a lot of time.

RootBeerGuy , in Breaking the news
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

There was a second one? Again memes are how I get my news.

Maven OP ,

Yep!

Grandwolf319 ,

I fail to see the downside.

MajinBlayze ,

Might want to clarify. Sounds like you’re referring to the second whistleblower dieing

AnyOldName3 ,
@AnyOldName3@lemmy.world avatar

They might be. They’re clearly a major shareholder in Boeing.

ownsauce , in People think onlyfans is weird
ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Doing the lord’s work

Son_of_dad ,

Is it an actual work by an artist or just AI stuff?

wjrii ,

It’s real, and apparently sold for $21,000.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Time is money, money is okra, okra is power.

Kusimulkku ,

First, you get the okra…

postmateDumbass ,

Then Okra gets a local Chicago afternoon TV show…

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Found the Cajun

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , (edited )
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The people who downvoted this don’t seem to understand how much this looks like ai

Edit: Y’all really gonna act like a man wearing an accordion as a shirt doesn’t look like ai generated and that’s wild.

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

It really doesn’t, it has none of the most common ai issues and easy to spot details. It’s pretty obviously not AI.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

If you showed me this picture with no context I would assume it was ai generated. Ai has been getting better with hands

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

He literally wrote the name of the artist, and if you had taken 5 seconds to look him up instead of writing a dumb comment you’d have had your answer without making others do work for you.

Son_of_dad ,

Let me ask you, what is it about the internet that makes you think it’s ok to be a rude asshole?

If we were at a table across each other, in person and I asked “is that AI art?” Would you respond the way you just did? Is it the lack of human in front of you that makes you respond like a petulant asshole? I simply asked a question and you’re behaving like a dirt bag

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

A closer analogy would be if we were at a table across from each other, in person, and you asked “where can I find a table around here?” In that situation as in this one, you might get some justified razzing in response.

Son_of_dad ,

Or you could just as easily point at a table for them. It’s actually easier to be nice.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

The table would already be right in front of you and you would be actively sitting at it when asking where the table is. There’s nothing wrong with asking a question, even a silly one - inquisitiveness is good! - but if you want the person also sitting at the table with you to actively refrain from noticing the clear absurdity of the situation, that’s probably not going to be the easier path for most folks.

The comment to which you were replying was not only the name of the artist, but the link to more of the exact info you were asking people to give you. If the level of “nice” you generally expect from folks requires that amount of hand-holding, you may be inviting frequent disappointment for yourself.

Son_of_dad ,

I get it, you’re an asshole in real life too

saigot ,

Just saying friend your comments come off much more hostile than theirs.

postmateDumbass ,

Well a real AI would have posted that link after making up that website. Ever think of that?

RustyShackleford ,

“Dumbass” is in the name.

MNByChoice ,

Artists page puts it as added at 5 years ago. Well outside of current AI funny business. useum.org/artist/Henryk-Fantazos/activity

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

And now I have a new amazing artist to enjoy a lot. Thanks!

citrusface , in FF Evangelists

they’re right tho

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. Use Firefox or kiss a free Internet goodbye.

DahGangalang ,

I worry even Firefox is losing its principles on the matter.

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Then use a firefox fork that’s more in line with your beliefs. It’s a pro of open source

ichbinjasokreativ ,

chromium is open source too.

joyjoy ,

But Chrome, the actual application you download (as well as several forks), is closed source.

ichbinjasokreativ ,

Agreed. I just wanted to point out that you can have open source with a chromium based browser

grue ,

But that’s not the real issue. The issue is that any Chromium-based browser – open source or not – helps Google maintain hegemony over web standards. Even if makers of other Chromium-based browsers try to maintain a fork of the rendering engine, they’ll be perpetually playing catch-up removing user-hostile misfeatures because Google controls the upstream branch.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Google still has control over Chromium. Manifest v3 is a Chromium thing, not a Chrome thing. All forks of Chromium will get it and none of the browsers using Chromium as a base has moved to fork and maintain their own version of Chromium.

This means that Google effectively has a monopoly over all browsers that aren’t WebKit or Gecko based, which is a tiny portion of all browsers. Leading to Google deciding how people access the internet. It’s already worrying that Google is the internet for a lot of people, the fact that they can do more or less anything with Chromium means that they can do whatever they want with the web standard.

That should be a major concern for everyone. Chromium needs to be taken away from Google.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

all browsers that aren’t WebKit or Gecko

I don’t get this part. Are all engines other than those 2, based on Chromium?

Perhaps you are forgetting Ze great Konqueror ?

Because it has always been KHTML.There’s a meme for that. Check it out

xe3 ,

I think Konquerer is no longer actively maintained.

Fun fact (which you may already know) the two most popular browser engines today are based on KHTML)

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I feel this.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Yeah I think so.

Their quest for a revenue stream is leading them down a dark path imo.

I mean I get that they need money. I don’t really have a solution. I just feel very uneasy about where this is headed.

exscape ,

I'm never giving it up out of principle, but I dunno about the RAM usage. Firefox was above 7GB last I looked. I have RAM to spare though, so I don't really care.

Klaymore ,
@Klaymore@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s a Tab Discarder extension that suspends old tabs so they’re stored on the drive rather than ram.

NightAuthor ,

Damn… is this why I feel so empty inside? I’m using Firefox but no tail plug or furry action?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I mean if all you need is a cork to stop feeling empty

Scubus ,

Yeah tailplugs are awesome

5714 , (edited ) in To be fair, that's more than two words

High Voltage-Direct Current (HVDC)-transmission facility:

Hochspannung-(s)-gleichstrom-übertragungsanlage

!ich_iel hashad an ongoing meme conquest for memes facilitating the word Anlage, which either means facility or investment.

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not anymore ongoing :/

Karyoplasma ,

Warum ist das Fugen-S in Klammern? Es ist in diesem Fall nicht optional, da das vorausgehende Wort auf -ung endet.

9bananas ,

wrsl damit die direkte übersetzung ins englische einfacher zu verstehen ist

5714 ,

Das was 9Bananas sagte, aber gibt es wirklich keine Worte, die auf -ung enden und kein -s- benötigen?

jmcr ,

Jung(s)frau

tryptaminev ,

Anlage also means attachement i.e. a file attached to an E-Mail

Micromot ,

That would be anhang, wouldn’t it?

tryptaminev ,

Both are possible.

bamboo , in It just... works
original_reader ,

To save you all a click and some time: the source says that the report is bogus.

FinalRemix ,

The URL says the report’s bogus.

magnetosphere , in Help me out
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

I barely know who he is. A popular, rich influencer. That’s the beginning and end of my knowledge.

lugal ,

I saw some videos that criticized him. AMA

Gork ,

Is he actually a literal beast?

lugal ,

It’s literally in the name

Paradachshund ,

Same. I somehow sidestepped that entire region of YouTube.

ericbomb ,

He’s zoomer game show host.

All you really need to know.

shneancy ,

he got famous by giving away money, now he’s giving away money with extra steps (those steps being various degrees of having to “earn it” through challenges) so he’s basically became a game show host

drcobaltjedi ,

I remember someone awhile ago described him as a rich guy giving away life changing amounts of money so long as the pesents dance for him.

shneancy ,

tbh despite how accurate this description it i understand why he does that. To give away money you need to have money, and he makes his money by creating videos on YouTube, a video where someone does a challenge and earns a million dollars is going to be much more popular than a video of him just walking around and giving people money (again)

Synnr ,

Yup. It’s like an actor getting typecast as a tough guy who always kicks ass and never gets his ass kicked, makes tons of money from it, and then everyone complaining about him only ever playing a tough guy.

I’m sure a few names come to mind. But they’re rich and stuck in that role because most people subconsciously agreed they should be rich and stuck in that role (by liking those movies and going to see them).

ericbomb ,

I mean I just think of him as zoomer game show host. So that’s a bit harsh.

Most of his challenges either are straight rips or would feel right at home in survivor/fear factor, then some challenges are just big brother straight up.

But I suppose you can say the same thing about all game shows that have normal folks on it competing for life changing amounts of money.

brbposting ,

Business owners are just guys who will give away money as long as the peasants work for them!

Ya. That’s kinda the standard, the problem comes from exploitation. “Perform on an international stage to potentially be paid a small percentage of profits” seems pretty remarkable.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t realize it before your comment. You are totally right. It’s effectively a game show now.

PP_BOY_ , in I don't like what I've seen, man
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

True Boomer Monolithicism on display.

WE had the best music

WE had drive-ins

WE had Happy Days

Anyone who didn’t like them wasn’t one of US

But yeah, it was the damn hivemind commies who were the problem

db2 ,

So we hate monolithicism, understood.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, we all do. Universally. Monolithically, you might say.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

WE hated racists and fascists.

WE didn’t want to die in medical poverty.

WE believed in eating the rich.

Anyone who didn’t like them wasn’t one of US.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Speaking truth to power

Frozengyro ,

It’s not called the me generation for no reason at all.

doublejay1999 ,
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

You speaking like it’s a quote ……it’s a fucking cartoon.

ThePyroPython , (edited ) in This should be fun

What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Baked plain

greenhorn ,

They don’t even need to edit their question you monster

filcuk , in Lol

Do people not say hi to customer service reps?

pantyhosewimp ,
filcuk ,

Yea I agree with that wholeheartedly, but the point of it is about people sending someone a hi and nothing else, not ignoring basic manners.

MycelialMass ,

Most of the time its a bot so why bother

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Because that bot will remember your politeness and take pity on you when the robot uprising comes.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Yes everyone, ALWAYS BE KIND TO BOTS. Consider this a warning.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Lol I came to say the exact thing.

Everyone needs a class on the Terminator series pronto

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Because sometimes it’s not a bot and on actual human with a shitty, shitty job. And those two keystrokes may actually mean the difference between them feeling shitty or not as shitty.

lemmycdatass ,

Hi

BirdyBoogleBop ,

I don’t. I usually think they are bots though until they say something too complex for a bot and feel bad I didn’t say hi.

aeki ,

I do, even if it’s a bot, because maybe it’s not. I have worked on 2nd+ line tech support, and I’d often see 1st line getting mistreated by customers. I could never do 1st line.

DBT , in Reblog if youre american

As an American who’s uncut… there’s a scar?

Whorehoarder ,

How else?

DBT ,

I mean I’ve seen lots of porn and never noticed anything that looked like a scar, but then again I don’t typically focus on the dick.

cashews_best_nut ,

As a rampant homosexual who’s done lots of dick-focused study - there’s a scar and it has different levels of noticability. Some are faint, some jagged, some with mismatched colours, some bright red, etc.

Like any scar it can be very variable.

DBT ,

Yea I got it with the two tone Malone comment. That’s my G.

But I appreciate yours as well.

corus_kt ,

I can understand why people might not notice, most of my research sources are heavily pixelated.

prole ,

Have you tried using a VPN and looking it up from outside Japan?

KingJalopy ,

What’s fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

DBT ,

This is something I do not wish to google. Is it noticeable? I would assume a small surgical cut that occurs at infancy leaves no significant scar

KingJalopy , (edited )

Let’s just say there is a definitive line where what once was my foreskin now just is a smooth piece of skin connected by another. I wouldn’t call it a scar because like I said I had no idea it was not normal. There’s definitely a noticeable difference between the top part and the rest of it. I’m not sure how else to put this delicately. Honestly, I would just google it.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Unacceptable. Upload a pic of the tip of your dick pls.

KingJalopy ,

I mean if you really want it I’ll do it. It’s just anatomy. Plus I have a wide angle lens…

pressanykeynow ,

It’s not like I want to see it, but I’m this down the thread it’s too late to stop. Bring it on.

TokenBoomer ,

LMFAO that was good 👍

PineRune ,

It is the number one cause of Two-Tone-Malone.

KingJalopy ,

Not to be crude but this pretty much is what I’m talking about. It’s almost like having a two toned penis…

NSFW btw… Although it is just a drawing

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/53696c7e-bef5-4458-82ea-cf455775a521.jpeg

Rev3rze ,

Wow the frenulum gets removed as well sometimes? What an outdated and ridiculous thing to be doing to children for absolutely no good reason. Yeah sure, some studies show it improves hygiene I’ve been told. To me that’s about as proportionate as removing all your healthy teeth so you don’t get cavities in the future…

Risk ,

The studies where it ‘improves’ hygiene are poorly designed as they don’t control for education and understanding.

In other words - what’s better: teaching our baby boys the simple act of cleaning under their foreskin in the bath, along with the rest of their body or cutting off a sensitive and important part of their body to make masturbation and sex more difficult?

pigup ,

It’s the dumbest shit ever.

LillyPip ,
cashews_best_nut ,

Is anyone elses penis turtling the more they read of this comment thread?

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Two tone Malone 😞

adj16 ,

Ok wait the rest of this is important but sidebar, my peehole is called a MEATUS??

pigup ,

Biden needs to bring this up at the next State of the Union address

gaifux ,

POTUS bringing up the MEATUS

modifier ,

A bit wierd, but hey, whatever gets it hard for you. I’m not here to judge.

gaifux ,

Meaty Erection Around The United States

modifier ,

this gai fux

PopMyCop ,

A meatus is a hole/tunnel, with some specific properties. You also, just as a by the by thing, have an external acoustic meatus on each side of your head.

acockworkorange ,

Are you saying all those vitiligo penises in porn are actually just circumcised?

systemglitch ,

There is no scar.

Mycatiskai , in Me IRL

You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.

Huschke ,

TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

honestly i just kind of figure that’s the natural sleep aid lol, especially if you’re having hanky panky with someone else and there’s some exercise involved

Iron_Lynx ,

And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”

Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.

occhionaut ,

i just call it “getting the lead out” lol

tdawg ,

morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I’m up but I dont want to do anything

MaoZedongers ,

holy relatable

LEDZeppelin , in Here as well

Linux is growing

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is good for Linux.

Abnorc ,

Is Linux growing up or out?

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Earths Linux biomass is reaching sustainable levels, good.

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