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Etterra , in This is a Test

F*. Shoot the patient in the head.

*Police version only.

baseless_discourse ,

*shoot the victim in the head

FTFY

Etterra ,

Thank you, my bad.

elvith ,

*as police, shoot the black person in the head

FTFY

dumbass , in Jesus, help me! - No!
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/08ef61bb-8599-4c00-bbb3-471363db45eb.jpegI got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it’s a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

pipows ,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

This is impressive

prayer ,

Those shadows don’t make sense

Spendrill ,

When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

Socsa ,

Elbows are too sharp

SuddenDownpour ,

Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.

Etterra ,

The model is only as knowledgeable as its training data.

Macaroni_ninja ,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

The left guy is wearing a bike helmet though

Empricorn ,

The buses weren’t running that day.

postmateDumbass ,

Taken from a screenshot of 1970s Jesus Christ Superstar movie.

dejected_warp_core ,

Did you choose the 1960’s style color processing, or did midjourney?

Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

dejected_warp_core ,

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

Nice. I’ll have to remember that prompt. That’s useful.

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

(now you’re speaking my language)

Either it’s a psychic amplifier of some kind and/or the throne itself is the inanimate-yet-sentient head of the papacy. Either way, The Vatican has it “contained” but the SCP Foundation does not approve of their methods.

dumbass , (edited )
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

Yeah that prompts pretty good at getting a slice of life style photo with what ever weird thing you’ve added, it also helps to look into what film stock and camera people used to take cool photos, it’s pretty good at replicating film stocks and lense sizes.

I like seeing what alternate reality photography it can make

Flax_vert ,

Actually a really good AI picture

Krauerking ,

Which part?

The ropes going nowhere? The weird perspective? The incredibly elongated forearm? Or the fact that it’s a white Jesus that looks like a carving which isn’t at all accurate?

Klear ,

Mainly the weird perspective. Makes it look like a shitty old photo which I like.

Flax_vert ,

It looks like a real scene from a film at first glance

postmateDumbass ,

Needs more dinosaur

Daft_ish , in The world has become Applefied.

I’ve don’t think this person has seen prison.

I_Fart_Glitter , in The world has become Applefied.

I grew up with this McDonald’s, it had a jukebox. My sister had life threatening food allergies, so we only ever went there to get orange juice, but I still loved it.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3b503676-100d-4a0b-a310-19e466ae38b8.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed40b3e9-3a74-4852-bf2d-578b88583abe.jpeg

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Rock 'n Roll McDonalds in Chicago was pretty cool when I went to it as a kid. Looks like it’s gone now.

eatCasserole ,

That’s rad.

Rolando ,

Your sister risked death so you all could hang out at a place with a shark’s head biting a surfboard. Respect.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If there were ever anything worth risking death over, it would be to hang out at a place with a shark’s head biting a surfboard.

Also, that was like all we had to do back in the 80s when cartoons weren’t on.

cyborganism ,

🎶 Denver, the last dinosaur. He’s my friend and a whole lot more!🎶

macrocarpa ,

So denver is fwb?

cyborganism ,

I don’t know what fwb means. 😔

Omgboom , in You will certainly not regret

I accidentally drank 20

wischi ,

It’s a multiple of two, you should be fine.

Jerkface ,

Just kick back and relax, you’re good for 10 days!

rickyrigatoni , in FF Evangelists

people don’t complain to get solutions, they complain so everyone knows how miserable they are

KillingTimeItself ,

and to shame people into making a solution, hopefully.

Or at least that’s what we tell ourselves. Because it makes us feel better.

minibyte ,

Sympathy for the devil.

unreachable , in Catastrophic Failure
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

Something went wrong. About you.

saltesc ,

Contact a therapist the “website administrator” with the provided analysis error code for immediate removal from society troubleshooting.

fakeman_pretendname , in Just doesn't seem fair

Don’t worry, it all balances out - his family just min-maxed his character into music. Most of his stats were comically low. For example, Mozart was really bad at ordering food from a drive-through or even ordering a takeaway by phone or through an app.

Other things Mozart was shit at:

  • Using a mobile phone
  • Riding a bike
  • Driving a car
  • Microwaving his own dinner
  • Using a computer
  • Assembling flat-pack furniture
  • Mariokart
  • Wiring a plug
  • Installing Linux
  • Fastening velcro shoes
  • Using self-service at the supermarket
  • Using a toaster
  • Celebrating his 36th birthday

He couldn’t do a single one of those things. You can probably do at least two of them. So what if he beats you at music?

Even_Adder , in [OC] Painting of my Water Bottle
PatFussy ,

This is AI generated? This is bizarre

Even_Adder ,

They are.

captainlezbian , in "I wish you well in your future endeavors"

In my experience HR speak comes from one of two places: either she’s actively controlling her emotions, or she’s scared of you. Usually the former, but I’ve seen the latter in friends. “Dude is mentally unstable, armed, and bad at boundaries, time to word an email like HR explaining very clearly what you’re allowed to do and not”

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Literally 3 days ago, twins who were being cat called, one was stabbed to death because she rejected him.

theguardian.com/…/twin-sisters-stabbed-new-york-b…

captainlezbian ,

I hadn’t heard but I desperately wish I lived in a world where incidents like this were surprising

My tone was largely to avoid getting into an argument with the men who’ve received that tone. I’m entirely certain that if the man I’m referring to saw my comment he’d both get offended and assume he’s in the former (if he’s stopped blaming her friends for turning her against him)

UsernameIsTooLon ,

As a male, it’s somewhat our jobs to teach the next generation that this behavior is not okay.

Not saying you have to be super active about it, but it’s no wonder some women are afraid of men. They’re much stronger and sometimes just straight up unhinged from generations of telling other men to stfu, man up, and go to war to fight for your country for no reason.

It’ll take a few more generations, but I really do hope we can break this cycle of abuse. It does kind of help that women have become smarter with their rights and they’re not going to reproduce with these types of men, but clearly the issue is still relevant because rejection could lead to death.

captainlezbian ,

Dude, I’m a woman. And yeah random men are routinely terrifying out of nowhere. The only reason I don’t do the HR speak thing is because a) I don’t date men by nature of being a married lesbian and b) if I don’t feel safe calling you out on your bullshit I avoid you before I have to call you out on your bullshit. My time and safety are too valuable.

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Exactly this. As a dude, I sometimes feel like I have to be the one to stand up and say something because I have more authority in THEIR minds. I swear some guys just hear women speaking as white noise.

Shou ,

It’s not generational trauma, as much as it is an attempt to feel powerful. It’s common for male macaques, chimpanzees, gorilla’s to assert dominance through violence. Especially when they don’t get their way. Females developed behaviors to avoid/combat male aggression. Such as simply letting a male mount them to avoid getting bitten more. It’s not forced copulation if you cooperate! That’s how chimps do. Who incidentally have the highest rates of violence against females of any primate. Which is impressive considering how violent they already are.

And humans are no different.

Women developed multiple behaviours that lower male aggression specifically. Crying and smiling both lower male aggression. Hence why women smile more and especially when nervous. Or cry more easily in stressful situations. Every girl I grew up with, was always cautious about rejecting a boy’s advances to avoid getting them angry. And so are the women, for good reason.

Men don’t just have a greater capacity for violence. They are more violent.

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Correct. That’s the nature of it, now add generational trauma on top and you get our current society. Testosterone is a hell of a drug.

assassinatedbyCIA , in democracy in Russia

Move so slowly that you’re invisible to the naked eye

residentmarchant ,

And come in on your knees since the cameras only capture people that are standing

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The keep low and work extra sneaky like you actually have a camera that might be watching you

VeganCheesecake , in Round 2 🚢
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Meh, I’ve seen a few of these pop up and get articles written about them over the years. They usually disappear soon after. Probably just trying to scam money from Investors.

Mr_Blott ,

They usually disappear soon after

Yes, they go under the water

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

US Subs has offered these for decades and they’re a legit commercial submarine firm. I’m not sure anyone actually wants to buy them.

sus ,

I read on a pop sci magazine years ago that “this is not the first time we have offered a design, but nobody was willing to buy one so it didn’t get built”

roguetrick ,

Unless it’s a nuke sub that lets your rich ass just disappear under the water I don’t see the point. Cruising around under the surface with a snorkel up on diesel engines just seems like a straight downgrade. Why even go out of your bunker.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Why even go out of your bunker.

Beach litter and run, seal clubbing and, more importantly, getting away from pesky laws

roguetrick ,

Sure, but you can do that on a yacht just as effectively and get a sun tan while you’re at it.

Maybe their proposed market is evil albino billionaires. I think only Bera Ivanishvili qualifies.

DJDarren , in Snikt

I feel like Wolverine’s adamantium probably shouldn’t be ferrous, and if that’s the case he wouldn’t be magnetic, right?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t seem to be an issue for Magneto.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-21-2022/guHYp2.gif

Mongostein ,

His powers in the comics were explained that he controls magnetic fields or something.

I can’t remember the exact details, but for a while he and Rogue were able to have a physical relationship by projecting a thin magnetic field around himself, so he can pretty much do whatever. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I also can’t remember if that was 616 or an alternate universe.

ironhydroxide , (edited )

Controlling magnetic fields he couldn’t physically move non ferrous metals, but he could sure cause a lot of energy to be dumped in due to induction. Essentially cooking wolverine, and then melting his adamantium into a pile instead of being bone/blade shaped

Edit: yep spoke before I thought… and learned something new about frogs lol. Non ferrous are just not attracted to magnetic fields.

Mongostein ,

Yeah I dunno, I explained the extent of what I understand. I don’t really get it either, but that doesn’t really matter. He can manipulate any metal.

Although I do like your other ideas for uses of his power!

nooneescapesthelaw ,
Supervivens ,

I immediately knew what that would be and I was not disappointed

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

Yeah, I assumed that the master of magnetism would know a few tricks when it comes to laying pipe.

xeekei ,

Magneto controls all metals from what I understand, even stuff like gold.

MotoAsh ,

Magnetic fields, which is part of electromagnetism. He can directly influence one of the fundamental forces of the universe. Magneto is definitely one of the strongest mutants.

If he’d learn to do things besides bend and move metal, he’d be able to do almost anything depending on how acutely strong of a field he could make. With how field lines snap in the sun and make for huge discharges of charged particles, I think Magneto would be able to do a lot even without making hugely powerful fields if he’d learn some science.

Gabu ,

In some stories he does pretty bonkers shit. I know for a fact he makes a meteor fall on Earth in one story, and if I’m not mistaken, learns to become invisible in another.

NigelFrobisher ,

He can also hypnotise people with his magnetic personality.

Gabu ,

This, but unironically - he can change electrical brain patterns.

officermike ,

Non-ferrous metals are still subjected to forces in the presence of changing magnetic fields through a combination of Lenz’s Law and the Lorentz Force.

It’s why when you drop a magnet through a copper pipe it falls slower than it would in open air.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

If he got one of those demagnetizing things and rubbed it all over his body … then he’d be able to fight Magneto.

FiniteBanjo ,

Magnetism technically has nothing to do with metals in general, only unpaired electrons. For example, Oxygen can be magnetic in the form O2 and this can be demonstrated while it is in liquid form.

gens ,

Wait so air is stronger near a magnet ?

FiniteBanjo ,

What do you mean, “stronger”? Air doesn’t get steroids from magnets. It doesn’t even lift, bro.

gens ,

I thought it was obvious I meant has more oxygen. You know… the thing in air that matters to us humans.

LucasWaffyWaf , in I still don't get why people spend money... there's tons of it for free

Not quite OnlyFans, but when you have specific interests, you gotta find specific folks with skills tailored towards those interests.

Source: Close buddy of mine is a furry fetish artist. Not suspiciously wealthy, but he’s full time drawing raptor asses.

CallMeButtLove ,

I don’t get the whole furry thing but sometimes I wish I had artistic talents because I would have no qualms getting paid to draw whatever degenerative crap people are into these days. Seems like a solid side hustle.

idiomaddict ,

I suspect most of that market’s about to die

Agent641 ,

The real money now is in selling credits to a private AI art generator with all the nasty word restrictions disabled.

PolarisFx ,
@PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Luckily I’ve got a good enough card for Stable Diffusion and I spent a couple weeks scouring civitai for the perfect blend of models and improving my prompt game and when I had the exact “content” I wanted, it never did anything for me. Like at all…

Rai ,

I’m about to set up SD, do you have any recommendations for further reading on exactly this subject?

some_designer_dude ,

But… Raptors didn’t have fur 🧐

GlitchyDigiBun ,
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s what you’re hung up on? There’s a whole subgenre of sharks with tits.

strawberry ,

and you know this how? 🤨

LucasWaffyWaf ,

Listen mate, when a furry comes up to ya and says “Here’s three hundred bucks, draw me a picture of a cybernetic shark gal with huuuuumongous life-ruining tits,” you say “How big ya want 'em?”

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

…So you’re offering?

LucasWaffyWaf ,

Oh nah, I legitimately have the handwriting skills of a five year old xD

PhreakyByNature ,

Rule 34

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

And snakes with legs

And tits.

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Don’t let your wet dreams be dreams…

FYI: there’s a whole swath of furry (literally) dragons and scalies.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

Furry is just the kinda general term for the whole fandom. If you wanna refer to a furry or a scalie character without worrying about calling a scaly fella furry, anthro works plenty fine.

Also they most likely had feathers, which is rad as shit in my books.

greenskye ,

This. Also in real life, people with specific talents know they’re rare and charge accordingly. Pornhub is full of average stuff and if that does it for you great (though I’d argue anyone considering themselves a ‘porn addict’ is unlikely to be satisfied with basic porn)

SupraMario , in Peak technology

Printers shouldn’t be allowed to the edge…vlan with no Internet access… it’s a fucking printer not a web host.

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Jokes on you it’s hosting hornets.

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