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LouNeko , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

Man, people are really jumping on that one.

Noite_Etion , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.
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How did they die?

Car accident.

altima_neo ,
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Nah.

Weed accident. Hotboxed to death.

FartsWithAnAccent , in Apple
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Tim Apple is a ho with a body count of 60 billion.

thefrankring , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...
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Most affordable rocket ever

owenfromcanada , in Apple
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Duh, it’s the internet

HEXN3T , in It's basically the same as grad school
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Nope, I watched a Technology Connections video about dishwashers. Both of them, in fact. I know what I’m talking about.

Noite_Etion ,
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Fuck I love those videos, I just use dishwasher powder now and clean my filter frequently. My dishes are perfect!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

Between him, This Old Tony, Electroboom, Big Clive, and Cody’s Lab, I’ve learned to fuck up in the most spectacularly well-thought-out ways

zout ,

You should add Uri Tuchmann to your list if you haven't already.

Forester ,
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Project farm is pretty cool

user224 ,

both

I am pretty sure there were in fact more than just 2.

Quickly checking, there’s (at least) 4.

PythagreousTitties , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...

Have these even ever exploded because of a smoke break?

tacosanonymous ,

A leak could certainly create a fire. An explosion isn’t impossible.

PythagreousTitties , (edited )

could.
But has it?

Feel free to provide any instances of it happening.

Sparkles , in It's basically the same as grad school
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Too close to home! I feel like this got worse after grad school.

Hux , in Apple

“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”

superduperpirate , in Apple

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

AllNewTypeFace , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.
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In 10,000 years’ time, archaeologists will speculate on the religious significance of the VW cipher.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Are you familiar with this book? It’s a lot of fun.

byanyothernerd.com/…/stranger-days-39-mysteries-o…

Quetzalcutlass ,

In a similar vein:

“A silvery thing in another cabinet, like a three-pointed star inside a circle, was made of no substance she knew; it was softer than metal, scratched and gouged, yet even older than any of the ancient bones. From ten paces she could sense pride and vanity.”

From the Wheel of Time.

mwproductions ,

I love this book! More people should know about it. 😊

ccunning , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

Why would you have a gravestone before you die?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.

ccunning ,

Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…

tacosanonymous ,

But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.

Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.

enbyecho ,

make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved

ccunning ,

I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔

Lojcs , in It's basically the same as grad school

A person who heard about this on a news segment 15 years ago is talking

JoMiran , in Apple
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I think I dated Apple back in college.

SirDerpy , in Suddenly fading out of existence

Fast forward to August. The IRS wants to know why you didn’t pay taxes.

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