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db2 , in it ain't the herps, I swear

A big brown dripping hot sausage. 😈

over_clox ,

You had me at dripping… 💦

MonkderDritte , in Yup

Count me in.

Klear ,

EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

mortemtyrannis ,

A Hearthstone reference?

chemical_cutthroat , in am I 16 years too late for this
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Motherfucker.

Flummoxed ,

This is what exhaled out of me before I could even fully process what was going on.

Agent641 , in The only time it's ok to snitch...

Its true, I spent many nights undercover in gay bars, trying to identify homosexual men by whether or not they moaned when I sucked their dicks in the bathroom stall.

Sculptor9157 ,

Which one means which?

Agent641 ,

I’m still not sure.

Lucidlethargy ,

Ah geez, better get back to it.

IHeartBadCode , in Felonies, gotta catch 'em all
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I think what's wild is that particular group's incredible thought process of "oh yeah, the current guy is just doing a hit job on this other guy because he's running for President. He's sending all these various agencies after him. blah blah blah..."

And I'm just like. Or you know, simple answer is that guy is doing crime stuff and ought not to be doing crime stuff. To really over simplify the most recent crime stuff. The crime was he wrote the wrong thing on the sheet of paper. You look at the paper, it says it's for lawyer stuff. You look at the receipts shows the money went to hide sex stuff. Lawyer stuff ≠ hide sex stuff. Ta-da!

And a bit more detail. The whole argument that hiding sex stuff wasn't political money. Literally a letter between crime guy and other person handling political stuff was, we need to hide this sex stuff otherwise that could hurt us in election stuff. Like I get it that there's some folks wanting to believe that President guy is just mad at crime guy and wants to whatever him so that President guy can stay in office. But crime guy literally admitted crime stuff in letters he thought no one else would ever read. Crime guy is not a very smart crime guy.

I don't like current guy, don't get me wrong. But crime guy is an idiot. I just don't want an idiot back as President. There's just way too many people hitched to an idiot here and willing to go down with the ship. Crime guy is an idiot and he's getting smacked with a lot of the crime shit he's done because he's an idiot. There's not any other way to slice this. Crime guy is just not good at anything and is coasting on mom and dad money still. If anything, that Crime guy is still floating on some money is a testament to Crime guy's book keeper.

Churbleyimyam , in Shitpost

This is what happens when you don’t really care about your service.

bquintb , in The future is here
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Sticking with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

Nomecks ,

WIN AT DRINKING

IHawkMike ,

Do you even know what an electrolyte is?!

orphiebaby ,

God dammit, I watched that movie for the first time like a month ago (my housemates wanted to watch it with me) and since then I’m (apparently) suddenly seeing references for the first time

papabobolious , in It's such a dangerous law, if you think about it.

USAposting

some_guy ,

All right, but what about those kids who die because they can’t drink until 16 or 18 in Europe. Did you think of them?

Afghaniscran ,

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

some_guy ,

We were there, too. At night next to a playground. Lotsa good but also lotsa boring memories there.

VonReposti ,

In Denmark it’s not illegal to drink below the age limit, it’s just prohibited to sell alcohol to minors. If your parents buy it for you then it’s no problem.

manucode ,
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In Germany, we can technically drink at home at any age. Starting at 14, we can even drink in public in our parents’ presence.

manucode ,
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Giving your young children alcohol could still get you in trouble though for neglect.

tenebrous , in I need to wake up early

How about a smart watch? I realise this is kind of specific but I have a Pixel 8 phone and a Pixel Watch 2. The alarms sync, and the vibration on my watch is enough to wake me up.

MrQuallzin ,

This is my recommendation as well. Having the alarms sync is one of my favorite things with the watch. And when you stop it on one it stops it on both.

scarilog ,

I blindly reach down to my watch and press the button there to snooze the alarm, it’s great!

kn33 ,

I use that combination of hardware and Sleep as Android so it starts with just the watch (no noise in the beginning) then escalates to nose and requires me to scan a QR code in the kitchen to fully dismiss.

garbagebagel ,

And honestly if they’re looking for affordability, I have a $25 mi fit (or at least that’s what it cost when I bought it 6 years ago) that has the same functionality. The app for it is shit, but it does the job.

magnetosphere , in Later, losers
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If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!

rockerface ,

Assuming she exists in the first place

frickineh ,

She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.

brbposting ,

Yeah she’s on Discord Canada

owenfromcanada ,
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Can confirm

popekingjoe ,
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Thank you for your service.

owenfromcanada ,
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And also with you

basxto ,
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she just goes to another Discord

Or she just got a dumb @everyone on her way to a date

xavier_berthiaume , in Which one?

Stick, easiest choice of my life

TrickDacy ,

Rock, easiest choice of my life

xavier_berthiaume ,

You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief

TrickDacy ,

Look at that rock tho. One in a billion rock, right there.

xavier_berthiaume ,

It def is a pretty fuckin’ nice rock, gotta say

Empricorn ,

Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!

Kolanaki , in Discovering what this man has done has ruined my day
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“My mom used to be a Holocaust denier until I took her to the Holocaust museum at Auswitz. Now she can’t believe it’s only happened once.” - Anthony Jeselnik

Duamerthrax ,

Anthony should probably take his mom to some other Holocaust museums. Pretty sure the one in DC has displays for other genocides. I can appreciate the irony that a Hitler quote about how people forgot about the Armenian Genocide is one of the reasons it stays in the public consciousness.

dopeshark , in I finally got access to the catholic AI
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Damn TempleOS is looking better than ever

deranger ,

640x480 is the Lord’s resolution, this is some heathen bullshit

ummthatguy , in Never forget...
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floral_toxicity ,

What a waste of whisky.

ummthatguy ,
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It’s her fault for cheating. Besides, only so much time left to make the most of the opportunity. And hey, one last bottle left to wait this out… see what happens.

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Evil_Shrubbery ,

Why did they ever decide to stop integrating whiskey flaps on modern computers?

adam_y , in Fact checked
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We will return the bicycle when you hand over the fekkin potatoes.

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FartsWithAnAccent ,
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There's nothing worse than a bicycle thief!

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