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Veedem , in I heard you wanted more
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Hey!

I did it first and got TORCHED

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volvoxvsmarla ,

Well you didn’t call them jews tho

Veedem ,
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Because it’s way too on the nose!

Aggravationstation ,

Nose! Is that antisemitism?

Veedem ,
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Ah crap. The torching resumes lol

pancakes ,
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Torching? Now that’s antisemitic for sure.

DannyMac ,
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I’m sorry, friend! When I looked at this post, I thought it would be funnier if it was spelled like “jhoes.” I guess this one performed better because it eased people into it whereas you outright went there.

explodicle ,

I think it’s because he just did the wordplay and didn’t ask “our opinion on” jhoes, which raises the jhoish question.

juliebean ,

if it makes you feel any better, i downvoted both of you (but this one is better because it seems to depict actual items, and not ai generated nonsense)

Wilzax ,

Maybe don’t use AI to make your memes next time and see what kind of response you get

Veedem ,
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underwire212 , in Checkmate

If you get to this point it’s far too late.

Generally though if you suspect your opponent is going to be using the guillotine, you want to try and either reduce inequality or increase security.

Blade9732 ,

And for God’s sake, don’t mention cake.

lowleveldata ,

Why don’t they eat cheese burgers if they don’t have food

Senseless ,

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

ArmoredThirteen ,

A cake?

Senseless ,

They call it a Royale with cheese.

bleistift2 , in Sounds like a fart

Me and my friends were still figuring out this new shooter. 20 seconds in, we were told we were on a quiet mission. Stealth was important. My friend was still testing what each key on his keyboard did.

23 seconds in, my friend found the hand grenade button.

SaintWacko ,

Actually laughed out loud reading that. You tell it well

jaschen , in How many times will I tell you?

i sit down because I’m an adult and clean my own toilet. Standing is gross.

PilferJynx ,

Yeah it’s way more work to have to clean up unless you don’t mind your bathroom smelling of piss.

vulgarcynic , in Who made more money with it, him or Prince?
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Samuel L. Jackson. The L stands for motherfucker.

random_character_a , in literally me
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That just means its rewatchable.

Try the movie Primer and then come back to that. Then watch Primer again. Then mix in a little bit of Annihilation and start over.

Extra points if you’re stoned.

kameecoding ,

Annihilation is not complicated at all, the whole thing is just a metaphor for various traumas and how we deal with them.

Natalie Portman and the guy go through the trauma of infidelity within marriage, they both come out changed by it, different yet the same, hence the shimmer in their eyes at the end.

The first scientist chick who dies to the bear, she lost her daughter to cancer, completely out of her control, just like hear death to the bear.

The chick that ties them up, she is an ex addict, she dies to self-destruction, the actions she takes directly lead to her death by the bear, just like an addict their own lives.

The chick who plays Valkyrie in Thor, she suffers from depression and self-harming she dies by giving up.

The main scientist lady, she is dealing with cancer too and her own body betraying and destroying her.

There is a reason they talk about the still alive cancer cells from a 100 years ago at the beginning too.

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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It’s also a great examination of dream logic and waking nightmares. The lack of a sense of time, the sceen transitions contribute to not being aware of how you got somewhere. Everything, even the people, just feel off. When the main character is holding her husbands hands and it’s shot through the glass of water, it makes something ordinary feel weird and threatening.

I especially liked the aesthetic of the transition between a beautiful dream and a nightmare. Like the rainbow swamp at the beginning and suddenly being attacked by the albino alligator.

random_character_a ,
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Annihilation was meant as a break with slightly different mindfuckery.

KeenFlame ,

Tenet literally sucks, it was literally an embarrassment to cognitive functions

keyez ,

That’s just like your opinion man

KeenFlame ,

Yes

bitwaba ,

Literally

Donkter ,

When I first watched Primer I immediately watched it a second time in the same day.

Draedron ,

Why would I watch it multiple times if I didnt enjoy it the 1st time

random_character_a ,
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Post was about not understanding it.

buycurious , in Experiments with electricity

Electroboom!

He’s an electrical engineer and makes videos on YouTube (and if you were worried, knows how to get shocked and not get killed).

RogueBanana ,

Dudes a damn genius, both in elec and comedy

FilterItOut ,

He is great, and he’s admitted when he did fuck up without meaning to, like with the jacob’s ladder.

NucleusAdumbens , in Someone help me make a 'transition metals' joke here...

Transition metals don’t exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements

Deconceptualist ,

Found the cosmologist.

lledrtx ,

Is that joke that on a cosmic level, it’s mostly hydrogen and helium (?) so others get ignored, like how genders other than the usual 2 get ignored? If so, that’s so smart and funny, wow.

Or is it something else that I’m not getting?

jamhandy ,

Pretty much, the universe is hydrogen, helium, and rounding errors.

Deconceptualist ,

Yep. Cosmologists work at the largest scale and often simplify regular matter down to hydrogen (“gas”) and everything else (“metal”).

So if you ever see a reference to the “metallicity” of a star, that can include the presence of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, etc… which chemists of course would never refer to as metals.

Drivebyhaiku ,

Come on bud, be a proper alloy!

umbraroze ,

No, there are more elements. But there are only two elements there is an infinite supply of in the universe, Hydrogen and Stupidity, and we’re not sure about Hydrogen. /forgot whose joke this was

Chocrates ,

The internet says it is an Einstein quote.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

I am betting like most quotes attributed to him that it is made up though.

samus12345 ,
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This one’s unproven. Given the quotability, I’m gonna say if he really did say it we’d know for sure.

key , in When you see it, and when you see the other it.
Imgonnatrythis ,

French edition sucks man.

Kraus’s straightforward German pragmatism is lost in translation.

frankenswine ,

German? Ain’t she 'Murican?

GoosLife ,

Yes, she is. Although she also spent part of her childhood and went to college in New Zealand. Apart from that she’s Jewish.

I mean, her last name does sound German, so maybe the guy you replied to just read the book in German and assumed that was the original language? But I can confirm it’s not.

She also is literally a boomer and her dayjob is being the landlord of a bunch of low-income properties she bought in Alberquerque, so if you subscribe to mainstream Lemmy’s philosophies, you probably won’t like her very much outside of her writing.

frankenswine ,

I just wanted to call out the person who obviously didn’t read the book (iirc she mentions her upbringins and the major part of the story takes place in california) - but thanks for your reassurance

also, i guess i like the book though the encaptured reality and truth (i.e. how she invites the reader to witness the failure of her relationship) left a weird feeling of unexpected (and unwanted) voyeurism

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , in To my fellow coffee drinkers out there
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Literally pooping right now. ♥️

Betch ,
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Yo me too!!! 🥰

ininewcrow ,
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Three here doing a number two

bobs_monkey ,

Four

expatriado ,

four little ones? must be constipated

bobs_monkey ,

Twas a battle indeed

ininewcrow ,
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Appropriate username … must have been a really strong espresso you had there

HootinNHollerin , in Hand wash only, hang dry
GladiusB ,
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There’s a missing opportunity to have a key hook under the middle

shiroininja , in We're sorry

It’s super weird. Me and my coworkers all have AT&T, and none of their phones worked and mine worked perfectly the whole day.

not_that_guy05 ,

Since we can make conspiracy out of anything let me ask.

Do they have tic tok and do you have tic tok? Did you shower the morning of said outage?

shiroininja ,

I’ve never had TikTok, and i showered.

But I’m not saying it from a conspiracy angle, I’m viewing it from a huh, technology is weird sometimes angle. Or more like, I want to understand why from a technical standpoint.

not_that_guy05 ,

There you go. It’s the tiktok. Conspiracy solved.

Btw I’m just fuckin with you. I’m joking since everything tends to end up as a conspiracy with people.

Sanctus ,
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No no, I dont have TikTok and I showered and mine was fine, too. You’re on to something. Did you try showing this to a politician without a platform?

not_that_guy05 ,

Not yet.

Bezier ,
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Oh, so it was the shower, then?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Was your shower vaccinated?

Uvine_Umbra ,

You too? Where i live, I had the only working ATT phone between the local government & my job

shiroininja ,

Do you have android or Apple? I was the only one with an Apple. Not saying they’re better, I’m just trying so see if there was a difference or if it was a software thing

Uvine_Umbra ,

It was an apple as well. As well as the school board i was assisting and my company too.

The only difference i could think of is that i never turn off this device, like ever (my personal phone is android)

bobs_monkey ,

Is you phone on 5G? I only ask because mine isn’t 5G capable (it is, but I haven’t flashed the US modems yet cause lazy), and I didn’t have a lick of downtime that day.

shiroininja ,

No

bobs_monkey ,

With that I’m leaning toward the solar flare theory and it affecting 5G systems

Edit: nvm, at&t just admitted they fucked up

Fades , in You can also take deductions for costs relating to criminal activity!

Just be rich and pay nothing instead

MakunaHatata OP , in AI or DEI?
morgunkorn ,
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Wow I had no idea there was such diversity in the British ruling class from that period! /s

herrvogel ,

Yes who can forget about Henry the Magnificent and his onion hat.

kromem ,

It’s literally instructed to do AdLibs with ethnic identities to diversify prompts for images of people.

You can see how it’s just inserting the ethnicity right before the noun in each case.

Was a very poor alignment strategy. This already blew up for Dall-E. Was Google not paying attention to their competitors’ mistakes?

AreaKode , in SHOTS FIRED!
hex_m_hell ,

I love that the acorn has creepy squirrel hands.

XTornado ,

If I had seen that I would have also panicked and shooted everywhere.

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