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gun , in It's important to get a good interest rate
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$8 for a McFlurry sounds absurd

kamen ,

What’s more absurd is that there are people willing to pay that.

Retrograde ,
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What’s even more absurd is that there are people willing to finance that

madcaesar ,

A lot of our financial fuckery is due to the fact that we have so many financially illiterate people, that companies can impose bullshit like this and get away with it. So in the end we all suffer because we can’t put financial pressure against said companies since they can wait us out, surviving on the stupid.

This applies to a lot of stuff, from streaming to the to fast food to groceries.

kamen ,

Basic financial education is a tough one.

RGB3x3 ,

Most of the time, these come with zero interest. I’m not sure where the money is for the companies doing these finance options, but if someone did this for a joke, it’s not that big a deal.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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these come with zero interest

$8 McFlurry likely has the financing baked into the price of the product.

You’ll occasionally see businesses (SPEC’s is the local shop that leaps to mind) that will give you a discount for using a debt card rather than a credit card. That’s because the credit card company tends to charge a 2-4% transaction fee on the purchase. SPEC’s can save money by offering to discount their merchandise by some portion of that transaction fee.

The reverse is also true. A retailer that works with Klarda or some other DeFi platform can simply raise the price of all its products to cover the (typically much higher) transaction cost.

This defers the credit risk (if there’s a 12% surcharge, you don’t mind when 10% of the bills go unpaid) in a system that is highly punitive for debtors and tax-favorable to creditors.

basxto ,
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German supermarkets tend to read your bank code from your debit card and on your second visit print you a direct debit mandate form with the receipt printer, because that’s cheaper than anything else, although a higher risk.

ATDA ,

I agree but let’s be real the he real absurdity here is that the ice cream machine wasn’t kneecapped by it’s own manufacturer …

Mutterwitz ,

11$ in total

jose1324 , in As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play extra ads when I pause a video

Fuck YT, but bad meme. YouTube has never been profitable

QuaternionsRock ,

I doubt that. Paper losses are not an indicator of profitability.

jose1324 ,

It’s not hard to look up the earnings

Goblin_Mode ,

I did. They reported $31.5 Billion in revenue for 2023.

Im not finding any concrete report on their expenses, but I did find some best guesses as speculated by users. This reddit thread from 7 years ago, is estimating about $2 billion in expenses.

Let’s assume that since this was 7 years ago things have gotten drastically more expensive for YouTube, and throw an additional buffer on top of that since we can’t be 100% sure. Let’s pentuple their proposed operating costs, and, hell, let’s also be VERY generous and say that they keep a work force of 5,000 people who each make… Let’s say $120,000/yr?

That would come out to about $10.6 billion/yr in business expenses. Even if you factor in the payments to top earning YouTubers, those only measure in the 10s of millions… Okay… Let’s be reeeeal generous to YouTube here and assume that this guy from r/theydidthemath 7 years ago was WAY off. Let’s assume he was off by half of YouTubers actual expenses. Following our (absolutely ludicrous) estimates of their expenses going up by a factor of 5 and their 5,000 employees averaging out to $120,000/yr salaries; YouTube would still be reporting under $21 billion a year in expenses. That means they are net profit $10 billion a year even with the insanely expensive operating costs we assigned them here.

$10 billion. Let me put that into perspective. 10 million seconds is about 115 days. So 10 million seconds in the past was just about the new Year. 10 billion seconds however was 317 years ago.

This idea that YouTube isn’t profitable is equal parts ridiculous and hilarious. I just sat here for 15 minutes waxing accountant at you, but none of that was even necessary. YouTube is a business (technically it’s Google but you get the point), if it wasn’t profitable, it wouldn’t exist. Period.

hades ,

I’m not necessarily disagreeing with you, but that estimate could have been wrong by a factor of 10 easily. The idea of an “average video” being 50MB, for example, is questionable: at typical bitrates of 1080p videos this would amount to about a minute-long video. I don’t think that’s an average video at all. It also doesn’t account for many things, for example the cost of replicating new videos to the CDN.

I also don’t find the idea of YouTube not being profitable ridiculous or hilarious. YouTube definitely wasn’t profitable before monetisation, and Google used to run it for prestige and data collection purposes at a financial loss. They clearly have been trying to make it more profitable, but whether or not they have crossed the break-even point in the past or are still hoping to cross it in the future is not as clear to me as it is to you.

smeg , in Lawyer

Yoink, that’s going straight to !nominativedeterminism

Klear , in You can travel just a 100 thousand years at the speed of light and already cross the galaxy. The Andromedan mind cannot comprehend this

You can cross the galaxy in about 12 years while accelerating at a comfortable 1g. Your newtonian mind cannot comprehend this.

atocci ,
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What if my stop is at the other end? I don't want to ride right on by and miss it.

Klear ,

Good point. You need to turn around and start braking at the halfway point, stretching the time needed to 22 years and a few months.

Excrubulent ,
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Are you telling me Star Trek Voyager lied to me?

Shady_Shiroe , in ⭐ rockstar developers ⭐
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UnfortunateShort , in May the force...

Millennial’s joke, boomer’s nightmare, gen Z’s dream

joyjoy ,

I see your Schwartz is strong.

arymandias , in Brow raising article

I know there are a lot of upper-class Tories with a stick up their ars that voted Brexit, but if I think of a Brexit voter this is what I see.

then_three_more ,

They’re called Gammons

arymandias ,

Hey, let’s not resort to racial slurs.

(Btw love the picture they chose in the article.)

i_stole_ur_taco , in Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have a baby

They named her Alexis, a combination of their first names.

As heartwarming as this story was, this line confuses me.

Neato ,
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GenAI generally can’t spell worth a shit. It doesn’t actually know how, it just predicts words and sentences.

i_stole_ur_taco ,

To be fair, that’s a pretty accurate way to describe my career, too.

hector ,

“Heartwarming” ? I didn’t feel that except the cold writing of AI.

hperrin ,

Yeah, you take the “Alex” from the beginning of Jeff and the “is” from the end of Elon. Alexis.

jeeva ,

The “I” in “LLM” stands for intelligence.

BluesF ,

Hello this is our daughter Jon. Wait, no that’s terrible - this is Elf! Shit, fuck it just call her Alexis.

sunbytes ,

It made me cry laugh.

Because I sat there for a minute and tried to work out how it was their names.

Then I realised it wasn’t the setup to a joke. It’s just a the echo of a human, doing tricks.

Kolanaki , in You did it. The crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
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What do you mean none of it is carbonated? Ain’t you ever heard of soda springs?

owenfromcanada , in Hope yall enjoy your weekend.
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PunnyName ,

Come taste muh knees!

lemmy_at_em ,

You beat me to it. 15¢!

aeronmelon , in Cheesing it up

Honestly, the idea that America has a network of cheese caves makes the country a little bit more awesome.

Track_Shovel OP ,

The best part is that dealing with old mines is a big issue (socially, land use wise, and environmentally). Re-purposing them as cheese caves has me howling.

Siegfried , in Handy guide.

You can’t prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

All I know is I’ve been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven’t tested positive for gonorrhea.

tigeruppercut ,

Don’t be jealous just bc you can’t get dates w the cool diplodocuses

mycodesucks ,
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Diplodocusi

variants ,

Diplodocusae

Olmai ,

Diplodocci

M500 ,

Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?

Assman ,
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It’s like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies

psvrh , in Germans: what genocide?
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If it weren’t tragic, it would be funny.

Thcdenton , in Trust exercise

Eat dick op

some_guy ,

This was my first boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

Etterra , in This is a Test

F*. Shoot the patient in the head.

*Police version only.

baseless_discourse ,

*shoot the victim in the head

FTFY

Etterra ,

Thank you, my bad.

elvith ,

*as police, shoot the black person in the head

FTFY

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