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thanks_shakey_snake , in Rules to live by.

Try this productivity tip that bosses HATE!

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Ikr. I got fired from my construction job for being drunk even though I was driving my forklift much faster than I did when I was sober. I guess getting from point a to b quicker isn’t on my businesses priority list. Shame.

carl_dungeon , in Cue X-Files theme...

He also has a boner

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And you don’t?

carl_dungeon ,

Now I didn’t say that….

idunnololz ,
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That’s just his shirt

Annoyed_Crabby ,

He’s happy to see you.

TeaHands , in I'll never not want to
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Sparrow is staying with us this week and she’s making it extremely difficult to Lemmy right now

https://i.imgur.com/z2aJUwl.jpg

Also been taking quite the interest in my knitting (as well as favourite pastime, leaving soggy bits of carrot all over the floor)

https://i.imgur.com/Cbi0y4D.jpg

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Aww, she looks a bit like a Jack Russell I had growing up.

FQQD , in Just beat it

bro is left handed 💀💀💀💀

everyone knows lefthanders don’t actually exist

Junkers_Klunker ,

existential crisis incoming

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

They’re demons

hemko ,

Everyone’s a leftie when browsing porn

Ascend-910 ,
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As a left-handed, I can confirm

Masimatutu , in That explains it!
Mcballs1234 ,
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Looks like something I’d write

dingus ,

You can’t just say “perchance”

Adi2121 ,

Perchance

Getallen ,

Perchance

Ascend-910 ,
@Ascend-910@kbin.social avatar

Perchance

Techmaster ,

The first amendment disagrees.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

Perchance you can.

bobs_monkey ,

Is there a copy of that entire paper anywhere? Dude seems like a visionary.

Masimatutu ,
ivanafterall , in How embarrassing
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But look at how many people named after airports (and grade schools) became president. It's like a shortcut to success.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

How many grade schools have become President?

SpaceCowboy , in LPT: Never get a tattoo in a language that you don't understand
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I have a friend that has Thai writing tattooed on his leg that translates to “I love chicken soup.”

I think when he was drunk he went into a tattoo parlor thinking it was a restaurant.

Mcballs1234 ,
@Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml avatar

Thats awesome

bernieecclestoned , in I don't know how they come up with this stuff
WarmSoda ,

Holy shit. The Warriors finally makes sense

bernieecclestoned ,

Warriors, come out to plaaaay

flakeshake ,

Thank you for sharing this article. I suppose “Fear City” was very much the backdrop of the Joker (2019) movie ?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That is a fascinating piece of longform news. Thanks for sharing it!

Chickenstalker , in Immune to marketing

Ads don’t actively persuade you to buy something immediately. They plant the information in your mind so that one day when you need to buy something, the first thing that comes to mind is the advertised product. Targetted ads try to shorten this period by guessing what you might need in the shortest term. Autists simply miss the information if they’re not paying attention.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Ads both plant information and attempt to persuade. How much effort went into each and how effective they are varies wildly. Furthermore, there are multiple reasons autistic persons aren’t as suseptible to advertisements; it is true that different things tend to get our attention, but it’s also true that we find some arguments to be less persuasive. For example “I did this thing and my life is amazing” is far less likely to influence an autistic person than a neurotypical one.

Omega_Haxors ,

The secret is realizing you are never going to be happy, and that’s something no product is ever going to be able to change.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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IDK, HRT helped lots of my friends be much happier than they have ever been for an extended period of time.

dangblingus ,

Oh, we’re paying attention, we’re just so insulted that such a pathetic attempt to incept us is what passes for acceptable marketing from multi-billion dollar corporations that we’ll gladly buy the brand that didn’t advertise simply because it knew to leave well enough alone.

Omega_Haxors ,

“Tell me what your product is and why I should buy it”

“Buzzword buzzword appeal to emotion happy white suburban family sugary jingle product in frame for like 1 second”

“… what are you selling and why should I buy it??”

The biggest problem with modern advertising is that they try to sell you on the idea before establishing what the idea even is. More often than not they’re not even selling a product so much as a lifestyle which will never apply to you, so why should you even care in the first place?

bob_wiley ,
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I really hate software where you go to the website to learn about it and it’s all artistic graphics and nonsense, and doesn’t show the actual product at all. Business software is the worst for this.

Rambi ,

The biggest problem with modern advertising is that they try to sell you on the idea before establishing what the idea even is.

This is definitely a running theme with ads, in fact there has been multiple instances where I have seen an ad, and despite seeing the entire duration I literally have no idea what was actually been advertised to me haha.

Emerald ,

Probably to make you go look it up and get the brand further planted in your mind. Just my hunch.

Rambi ,

Yeah definitely, I was thinking it was so you keep watching the ad till the end to work out what it’s for which is in the same vein

jj4211 , (edited )

I can certainly see that as the case for impulse purchases.

What baffled me was a stretch where I was getting banner ads for a particular company’s multi million dollar yachts. I was wondering who in the world would be swayed by such a frivolous thing as a banner ad for such a gigantic purchase.

n0m4n , in Immune to marketing

Immune is overstating it, strongly resistant is more accurate. I hate labeled clothing, or team clothing. It irritates me when my car has a dealer label, and do not blow smoke about how cool I will look, with whatever or wearing whatever. If my vehicle moves from A to B, is reliable, safe, and doesn’t cost an unreasonable amount to operate, I am good. Does anyone else parse ads, to see their actual claims in neutral language? And filter out the puffery filler words?

Make it noise-cancelling, however, and I am very interested. NRR 33+ brings a smile to my face.

xusontha , in don't buy porn from temu
rikonium ,

Now that’s something absurd I want to see in a space exploration game. No preparation of the player, just that dropped right into the galaxy.

xusontha ,

if I saw that without context I would immediately drop whatever I was doing and go to Obama Planet

XTornado ,

Waiting for the Starfield mod…any second…

FilthyShrooms ,

Orbama

Kalkaline , in This is a PSA
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You just gave so many people a car repair bill.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Ah shit, my bad.

snooggums ,
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But you saved them from letting it get worse!

Psythik ,

You’re right. I really should get that timing chain checked out.

4am , in Make sure to toss with olive oil after.

What a terrible day to be literate

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Good morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.

Alexstarfire ,

We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.

Transcriptionist , in But my WiFi is just fine!

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An image titled “who would win?”

On the left side is an image of an Asus RT-AC5300 Tri-Band Wireless Gigabit Router, a square, black router with a red line around the side near the upper edge, and 8 antennas coming up from the bottom. The text beneath the image reads “A $350 router with scary spikes”

On the right side is a blue Cat6 ethernet cable. The text beneath this image reads “A $3 snakey boi”

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Rambi ,

An important note is it has an epic gaming aesthetic which makes it faster

tomi000 , in Get woke

I really hope conspiracy theorists start looking at the forbidden sky orb, maybe through telescopes for more detail.

odium ,

Flat earthists already on it

Ubermeisters ,

“On” here meaning topologically coexisting on a co-located 2d plane of course.

DJKayDawg ,

I met one who did. He called it ‘sungazing’ and was certain that the practice charged him with positive healing energy. He figured it was safe because he did it near sunrise and sunset. He was trying to look a little longer each time and build his endurance and get more sun energy. I haven’t seen him in a few years so I can’t update on outcomes.

YouTube is one hell of a drug. I hope he has moved onto less harmful beliefs.

AnActOfCreation ,
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I haven’t seen him in a few years

Don’t worry, he hasn’t either.

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