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therealjcdenton ,

I knew it that’s why I only like men

Valmond ,

But what’s the green thing in her mouth, the frog driving the android?

Plantfoodclock ,

“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’M NOT PAYING TAXES”

ChrislyBear ,

If a woman showed interest (lolol), I’d unironically be inclined to ask her who she works for…

There’s no hope for me anymore.

PsychedSy ,

But which state?

Gruntyfish ,

Delaware

The_Ferry ,

Gaseous I think though solid doesn’t seem like too long of a stretch

Blue_Morpho ,

State of indifference

cows_are_underrated ,

From the deep state.

TheDeepState ,

We can not confirm or deny this allegation at the moment.

CertifiedBlackGuy ,

A team has been dispatched to their location.

captainlezbian ,

My girlfriend will be pissed you called her a statist

prole ,

Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

This, but unironically.

Pregnenolone ,

How dare she come in to my box???

citrusface ,

Mail order bride

Slow ,

And often these women look like Mrs. Puff…

gullible ,

“My how you’ve grown!”

“I’m onto you, grandma.”

stoy ,

Eh, I’ll take it at this point…

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf

“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”

Rolando ,

"“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”

Socsa ,

Me, training in counterintelligence my entire life just in case I ever get a date:

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

keeping her in a cardboard box is probably the right move

PP_BOY_ , (edited )
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This is the truth.

Only have sex with men if you want to be an independent, free citizen

Sabre363 ,

Damn, even the state doesn’t want me

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