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MapleEngineer , in Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
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I recently had sex with a longtime friend who didn’t really seem to know her way around a blowjob. I’m getting ready to have a playdate with a married friend whose husband wants to watch. As a result of the first and in anticipation of the second I made up an essay about what I like when receiving head and offered it to my married friend. She accepted and said that she was happy that I did.

wesker ,
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MapleEngineer ,
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I read that Gordon Ramsey does the same thing.

kautau ,

Wait he cucks or he is the cuck

Edit: Either way now I want a TV show where Gordon berates people for being bad at fucking his wife

MapleEngineer ,
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No, Gordon writes essays to give to people about how he likes to get head.

match ,
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Condom? It’s fucking RAW!

dactylotheca ,
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STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

MapleEngineer ,
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He wants to watch and participate. Not cucking.

Croquette ,

Sex shouldn’t be this weird thing we make it out to be.

If everyone is comfortable with this proposition, then go for it. It’s not for everyone, but in this case, there is no shame and no hiding. OP even communicated in advance what are his limits.

GBU_28 ,

Huh? It’s not my jam but in their story everyone seems to know what’s going on and consented. What’s wrong with that?

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,
midnight_puker ,
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Misney makes 'em pay!

thekidxp ,

It’s weird seeing misney in the wild

match ,
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Some of the best head I ever had was from someone who liked encouragement play and I just monologued what I liked about what they were doing the whole time till I came.

MapleEngineer ,
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That’s awesome. I have Asperger’s and always ask, “Teach me what you like. Show me how you get off.” then, “Do you like this? Do you like this? More or less? Do you like this here?” If they can teach me what they like I will do it and variations on the theme.

One thing that I think really benefited my technique was watching my wife and an old fuck buddy of mine go down on each other. I noticed that they both did the same thing so I tried it to very positive reviews.

HarbingerOfTomb , (edited ) in I will not be taking questions.

Sure, that’s great and all, but the creator of the Gif says the wrong way to say it so… the creator is not always right.

Piemanding ,

Well saying it the wrong way sounds too much like gift. How often are you talking about Jiff peanut butter?

Jank ,

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

fuck you, Skippy

SturgiesYrFase ,
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As a Canadian in the UK…like at least once a month

dQw4w9WgXcQ ,

Just to make sure to not take sides, I pronounce the ‘g’ as in ‘design’

mossy_ ,

I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that

DudemanJenkins , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

Honestly though hallucinogens really need to be more mainstream. Acid completely changed my outlook on life and give me a perspective of life and myself I would never have gotten through therapy or any other depression suppressants.

It’s also cheap as balls if you find a good plug. 10 bucks for an all day ticket is wild you just have to be with someone you trust with your life who won’t fuck with you.

aurorca ,

Let’s not forget that acid can be dangerous, I’m still recovering from a traumatic experience I had with acid 10 years ago, I still get flashbacks and panic attacks due to it. I also stopped smoking weed because it would trigger the flashbacks.

some_guy ,

I also stopped smoking weed because it would trigger the flashbacks.

I had this years ago after a series of bad trips (the common denominator turned out to be the presence of a certain person, then things got better). Anyway, hope you can get through to the other side.

dditty ,

I will never forget the time I did twice as much acid as I intended and it ended up being a heroic dose complete with ego death and everything - not fun. Now I’m very cautious and typically only do microdoses.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
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There are people trying pretty hard to make that happen, though mostly in the context of supervised medical interventions.

Which I’m here for - while a lot of people do OK (fantastically even) with less structured psychedelic experiences, many do not. A really bad trip can do a number on you, sometimes for a long while.

saigot , (edited )

I would suggest growing your own mushrooms as the safest way to be sure they aren’t tainted, it’s pretty easy (the hardest part is keeping things sterile) and you can grow quite a bit at once in a small footprint. In my jurisdiction it’s not even illegal so long as you destroy the final product upon maturity.

BlueMagma ,

Destruction of the final product is also very easy, there are some strong chemicals capable of breaking it down in your own stomach.

Jimbo , (edited )
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Agreed, doesnt work for everyone tho. I’ve done acid a couple times and it didn’t really change anything for me, other than the actual effects at the time. Perhaps it gave me a slightly larger understanding of the situation we’re all in and how the future is likely to look, but that already weighed on my mind heavily and just makes me sad.

BudgetBandit , in Help me out here

“Plus Size Gamer”

Dude, we’re fat or even obese.

proctonaut ,

morbidly sexy

Kyyrypyy ,

Sounds like a great band name

can ,

rubenesque gamer

Zozano ,
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Diabetes Stranding

Track_Shovel , in We all know it's true
send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
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Fuck lemmycelebs. Block them all, your experience will be much better

h3mlocke ,

Prolly just gonna block u

wjrii , in To the place...

Citttttyyyy Streeeets, Take me to work.

To the place, with those jerks!

West of Boston, middle manage,

Return To Office, City Streets…

Rustmilian , (edited ) in It's real
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A lot of those are GenZ slang not Gen alpha slang.
Gen Alpha aren’t going to have their own slang that’s not completely cringe until the ladder half gets to highschool. RN they’re barely in middle school.

manucode ,
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Ratio’d isn’t even GenZ but Millenial, right?

bobs_monkey ,

Am millennial, have never heard ratio’d before

jdeath ,

i am millennial but i did hear it before. on the line.

r00ty Admin ,
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I think it's more twitter slang. Sure it can be applied elsewhere. But I've mostly heard it used regarding twitter posts.

Zozano ,
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For the uninitiated, to be “ratio’d” means you had more comments than likes.

Because there are no downvotes on Twitter, being radio’d is synonymous with a shit take.

supercargo ,

Ratio’d isn’t even GenZ but Millenial, right?

Ty suka gyat, they stealing our slang!

Sanctus ,
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Ratio’d is probably more Twitter slang than anything.

Album ,
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Gen Z to me. But I think a lot of gen z terms have a root in things millennials did online in gaming circles and online forums. So it’s not “new” but more colloquial in their vocab where in my gen it was niche talk

jdeath ,

this feels correct. niche terms become slang. seems right

Rustmilian ,
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It’s more Zillennial. The very top of the ladder of GenZ and the very bottom of Millennials.

Emerald OP ,

no, it’s boomer

Son, let me tell you a story about how back in my day I got ratio’ed on the twier

Assman ,
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*latter half 🤓

NielsBohron ,
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Not to mention “barley in middle school”

I don’t know about you, but I think that’s pretty good for a cereal crop.

Rustmilian , (edited )
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They’re just now figuring out what “beat your meat” actually means, give them time, for now/so far everything they’ve come up with is cringe AF. Same thing happened with GenZ & millennials, first was an adoption & adaptation of older slang mixed with cringe as hell new slang that faded out of popularity, then overtime much better slang evolved.
They’re still in that “I’m a potato” phase of slang development.

Edit : NVM, dyslexia moment.

LifeInMultipleChoice , (edited )

I don’t think being cringe really exists when it comes to kids. They are developing into who they are/will be.

Adults on the other hand like myself I could say can be, because we are supposed to(according to culture) have figured out who we are, so when we do something out of place it is an attention seeking act that went poorly often times. So when I say a bad joke, I can come across as cringy, or even me trying to explain myself here can come across as cringy. But kids, we need to cut them a lot more slack. We shouldn’t be punching down on adults either, but if we start by supporting those kids finding themselves maybe it’ll grow with time and eventually maybe anyone can say something dumb and not feel like they should shove their head in the sand, but rather feel safe in their own insecurity and be supported by people around them.

Love for those feeling insecure may be the change they needed to not lash out negatively, whether against themselves or others.

Rustmilian ,
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Slang can be cringe though, that’s the problem. In order for slang to have wide adoption it needs to be highly flexible & versatile and importantly not too cringe to say in an IRL conversation. Just look at the word “cringe” itself, it lives on from the Millennial era with some slight adaptation. It’s not that Gen Alpha is inherently cringe, just that the slang they have are too early in development.

pigup ,
Rustmilian , (edited )
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Latter means “comes last” not first.
*Former
If you’re going to correct someone at least make sure you’re right yourself.

Assman ,
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🤓

MindTraveller ,

The oldest gen alphas are in kindergarten

Rustmilian ,
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The oldest are 13-14 years old.

MindTraveller ,

2020 was only 4 years ago. They’re 4.

trxxruraxvr ,

Gen alpha stared 2010, not 2020

MindTraveller ,

That means only 10 years on zoomers. That’s ridiculous.

Well, slightly less ridiculous given the repeal of Roe V Wade and the number of 10 year olds now giving birth, but still!

trxxruraxvr ,

Gen Z is from late 1990s through 2010, about 15 years, just like the other generations

Drusas ,

Aren't Gen alpha still young children? Their slang is a little too new to have much staying power yet.

Rustmilian ,
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Exactly.

De_Narm , in Pearls Before Swine creator Stephan Pastis breaks 25% of the law.

His pockets are only in two states each. He may be in physical possession of illegal drugs for that one state, but the drugs themselves may not be there. How would that be ruled?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Maybe he was spinning around at the time.

niktemadur ,

Spin Up or Spin Down?

Syd ,

Technically they’re on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

flerp ,

But possession is 9/10 of the law which means means this is only 9/40 or .225 illegal

JasonDJ ,

That’s the saying, but in reality it’s more like 80%, or 4/5.

This, being in four states at once, that makes it 4/20.

QuantumSparkles ,

Schrödinger’s weed

nicknonya ,
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by the judge beating the shit out of you

uis ,

Battle judges

nicknonya ,
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this behavior is shown in the 2012 documentary judge dredd

hakunawazo ,

Ah, you beat me to it. But don’t forget the back pockets.

bstix , in But who is fundamentally in the wrong here?

The boat will be fine. It’ll be under water and the people have a problem, but the boat will be fine.

brucethemoose , (edited ) in Leaked photo

It would be dope if this really happened, and they hashed stuff out.

hemmes ,
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That’s what every wants. But instead they turn everyone against one another for votes aka donations.

Toes , in Heiroglyphs
RHSJack , in Ok. Now they've done it.

I hope these people have IBS for a couple of weeks. And during times on the can, use that quiet time to reflect. Praise Dolly. Amen.

rtxn , in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

I’ve got like 120 hours in Civ5. Unfortunately I couldn’t finish the second match.

elvith ,

Wait, how did you even finish a single match in just 120 hours?!

Kolanaki ,
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Set the speed to the fastest.

rtxn ,
pipows , in Try it this summer
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They are right, but… Climate solutions?

How is “get used to it” any solution

ProgrammingSocks ,

I wonder if there might be some ulterior motive to this article? I’m sure WaPo being owned by Bezos has nothing to do with it though.

RisingSwell , in Did everyone stick to yesterday's agenda?

Shit I forgot lunch

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I get it, the gay frog seminar can go long sometimes.

Marketsupreme ,

I feel like this happens every year. We really should start scheduling it to end at 11:30 to account for a bit of bleed over. A lot of us rely on dead-on timing when it comes to eating. Hell, it’s all most of us can think about when it’s 11 already. Anyways, I feel like this one is off to a great start already.

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