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RisingSwell , in Did everyone stick to yesterday's agenda?

Shit I forgot lunch

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I get it, the gay frog seminar can go long sometimes.

Marketsupreme ,

I feel like this happens every year. We really should start scheduling it to end at 11:30 to account for a bit of bleed over. A lot of us rely on dead-on timing when it comes to eating. Hell, it’s all most of us can think about when it’s 11 already. Anyways, I feel like this one is off to a great start already.

kilgore_trout , in Problem solved

I will never understand lawns.

MindTraveller ,

The point is to make home ownership too expensive for black people by wasting land

SlopppyEngineer ,

Lawns became symbols of the elite in England, as wealthy landowners sought to show off their gains via the most ostentatious displays possible outside stately homes.

Colonizing landowners were keen to replicate the look of a manicured English garden. As such, English imperialism is somewhat to blame for lawns being created around the world, where they became a status symbol, and a sign of wealth and well-to-do.

kilgore_trout ,

What I don’t get is what’s the point of a garden with only 2cm-long grass in it?

CommissarVulpin ,

That is the point. You’re basically trying to say “Look how rich I am, I can afford to have all this land dedicated to looking pretty and not being useful for anything else”

jawa21 ,
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It goes back to the origin stated here. It was desirable because they could afford to effectively waste a lot of acreage on a crop that had no benefit. Simply for show.

SlopppyEngineer ,

The point from from old England’s perspective is that keeping the grass at 2 cm requires a whole bunch of resources and people, so only the rich could afford it. Even today, any neighborhood with weeds growing instead of a 2cm lawn is instantly classified as lower class. There often is no practical use or sometimes use for games or walking is when forbidden because it’s a status symbol only.

It’s like asking what’s the point of owning a Bugatti Chiron that can go 400 kph when you’re stuck in the same traffic jam anyway.

Jumuta ,

it’s easier to walk in than a garden with only 100cm-long grass in it

also looks nicer than a barren garden with no grass

FlyingSquid ,
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Dogs tend to like them. Other than that…

Liz ,

Dogs would be just as happy with any other kind of nature, let’s be real.

FlyingSquid ,
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Maybe overall, but my little Chihuahua/dachshund is too short to deal with taller plants. When we go for a walk by areas with natural growth or even unmowed lawns, he either has to leap through it or walk in the road. I’m sure there are some other options he would be fine with, I don’t think grass is necessary, but he is definitely not just as happy with any other kind of nature.

thejoker954 ,

That sounds more like your pup isn’t used to it more than they can’t deal with it.

frickineh , in Almost Pride month!

There has got to be someone who sucks less than James Charles for this. Shit, I’d take someone who knows how to color match.

isthingoneventhis ,

Him and J* need to crawl back to whatever pit they were summoned from 🤢

frickineh ,

Ugh Joffree is clearly some kind of hellspawn.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in It's amazing so many people are able to use English as a second language.
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English is not a language.

English is 6 drunk raccoons driving an M1 Abrams through a Wendy’s drivethru.

uis ,
squidspinachfootball ,

Hey that’s the raccoon whisperer but Soldier from TF2. I’ve never seen that, that’s great.

uis ,

I did nothing, but fed raccoons for three days

Karyoplasma ,

Similar to this?

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Exactly! Just add a few sweaty rednecks and an extra large fry and you’re golden. 👍

Sanctus , in oh snap
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Thanks is just there to show support

Iheartcheese ,
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You’re welcome.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , in My absolute favorite image ever created
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I have it hung on my wall. It makes me giggle. If anyone has more pictures of this style please do link them.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b7434ffd-30f6-4aee-aad9-1d5730c8f9be.jpeg

variants ,

Minecraft cow

frickineh ,

Where did it come from? I really want a collection of oversized square-ass animals to hang up in my office now.

hperrin ,

I’ve heard they were commissioned by land owners to show off how big their animals were. So basically like having a really expensive sports car.

starman2112 , in Tacos.
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“Why even be good if there’s no heaven?”

They are actually absolutely right. Because I don’t believe in heaven, I’m exactly as evil as I want to be

Kedly ,

I sexually assault and murder exactly as much as I want to, and that amount is zero… ok, at least the sexually assault part

MenacingPerson ,

murder exactly as much as I want to

Uh… You mean animals and plants and stuff, right?

…right?

Asafum ,

Tacos. Absolutely murder me some tacos.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I think you’re missing the point. We’re talking about tacos.

starman2112 ,
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I also eat all the tacos I want

LemmyKnowsBest ,

High-five bro

waterSticksToMyBalls ,

Be good so you don’t disappoint the tacos

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Everything we do, we do for the love of tacos.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Cum

She’s about to break both his arms.

Then he’ll need his mommy.

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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Argumentum ad baculum

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Cum laudely.

Thcdenton ,
bstix ,

We’re on a different forum now.

These days the kids can buy a machine that does (up to) 700 strokes per minute.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Different forum but the same people.

Kusimulkku ,

I think it depends on the make, model and even the situation

Different strokes for different folks

Riven ,
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Ah yes, the mom with the good arms.

PP_BOY_ , in Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭
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Neato ,
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…I don’t remember this part of the game.

JoShmoe ,

Its the text. They changed it. That’s where all the confusion is coming from.

MossyFeathers ,

Look at the bottom right corner, it looks like it may have been AI generated.

Neato ,
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Oh yeah. And the shield is wrong. I hate this.

BluesF ,

What do you mean? I loved playing through the adventures of Lihb the dairy farmer.

Tag365 ,
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How do you find the giant cow?

TheCheddarCheese ,
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Ez just summon it with a satanic ritual

ErinCrush , in Choose your difficulty

Little racist there my guy. Also, America is pretty “hard mode” for a lot of people.

jol ,

Difficulty in America is pretty much down to your initial stats.

samus12345 ,
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Initial stats and current location. Some places want you dead for being the way you were born.

Tja ,

Is Bogan a race?

AppleTea ,

That’s the interesting thing about empire, it’s self similar. A whole class of people may grow up geographically in or near the core, but their experience of life has more in common with someone in the semi- or outer periphery in terms of access to necessities or stability of life.

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/0c09c4f6-2d19-4ea2-8115-1b556669c39f.webp

MrJameGumb , in Yep
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I’m a big fan of “YIPPEE!!!”

DosDude ,
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But only if you do it like the geologists in settlers 2 when they find something in the ground.

MrJameGumb ,
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I was actually thinking of Mario, but I think they’re pretty similar…

HotsauceHurricane ,

Definitely read that as yipe.

Pat_Riot ,
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I just laughed hard enough I had to explain myself to my coworkers

rockerface , in high energy

“Doing a little extra” so, working for free?

metaStatic ,

If this was in my break room Being high would be the first thing then under this one someone would write Fuck you, pay me.

umbrella , in There it is
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firefox, and get an adblocker on it

TheFunkyMonk , in Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit?
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You know it’s legit when they ask you to move the conversation over to WhatsApp.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m just surprised it wasn’t Microsoft Teams. I’ve had fake job offers sent to me telling me to contact them over Teams before, but I always sent my resume to them first, thinking they were legitimate. This one was totally unsolicited.

jaaake , in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

stair correction

At this point, why would you want that double height step when walking to the bathroom from the hallway?

tourist ,
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“I paid for the little half chub step, I’m gonna use the little half chub step”

  • the guy who built that, probably, before taking another hit from the meth gravity bong
YungOnions ,

Just to, you know, keep things interesting.

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