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TheTechnician27 , in Toot toot
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Most lucid Mastodon user

dan ,
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    TheTechnician27 ,
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    woosh (the ‘tweeting’ analogue on Mastodon is ‘tooting’)

    FelixCress , in Toot toot

    Wtf

    marble ,

    WFH

    Diplomjodler3 , in Hah ha! Bye! *Gunshot*

    Great way to save $50,000 bucks Disney! Who needs a reputation?

    deuleb_biezelbob , in Pill bottle
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    Nah man she is looking to smoke meth with you

    kiiim , in Pizza

    Peace with ur…

    Tartas1995 , in Hah ha! Bye! *Gunshot*

    Great meme. Good protest.

    Etterra , in Pill bottle

    Dude… drink more water.

    abbadon420 , in Dayuuum

    That’s not a burn, that’s an stb

    Astronauticaldb , in Punctuation is important.

    Crocodiles; do not swim here

    snooggums ,
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    I thought it was supposed to be:

    Crocodiles, do not swim here.

    cobysev ,

    I would’ve gone with:

    Crocodiles! Do not swim here

    BobbyGasoline ,

    I kind of like:

    Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

    hakunawazo ,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bdae1ee5-7a56-4aef-9c19-ad41ec83c90a.jpeg

    Etterra , in We aren't in Kansas anymore, but Kansas is sure in you.

    So is Kansas the original goatse?

    modifier , in We're getting the galactic restraining order 😔

    Have you seen us? We’re pretty fucking sexy.

    RecluseRamble , (edited )

    Depends where you look. I’m at Walmart, so…

    capt_wolf , in We're getting the galactic restraining order 😔
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    Earth: Yo! Anyone DTF? Sends unsolicited dick pics

    Universe: Ew… No… Blocked.

    Fermi couldn’t have come close to guessing the real “Great Filter” had something to do with an app called Snapchat…

    gedaliyah ,
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    Brilliant pun on “filter” btw 😂

    cmgvd3lw ,

    The whole universe is censored. Matrix anyone?

    kokesh , in We aren't in Kansas anymore, but Kansas is sure in you.
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    Does that happen only on the Turism week, or the whole year round?

    Sternburgexport , in Pizza

    NTA Dump her immediatly

    ummthatguy , in Bringing this one back for today...
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    https://y.yarn.co/ed6677fc-ef98-4156-935a-22d93230980d_text.gif

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