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Norwegian proto with a taste for shitposting Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈

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Lead teeth?

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If you don’t care about “moving your virtual location” using vpns, check your router settings, you might just find an option to enable a VPN server. It’ll be fast, and guess what… It’s free

Also did I mention that you control the data flowing trough it

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Omg is that a 70s faucet knob?

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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/67014878-a379-4039-bb7f-ac8dc5994775.jpeg

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Wonder if you could drive on that obsidian, or is it too hot/sharp for any vehicle to drive over that area.

Sparky ,
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Cool. I guess I used lava and obsidian as synonyms.

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Love the weirdness

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www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/windows/

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Whoa that’s cool

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And that’s why it’s important to look at these numbers pr capita in a given area if we want to draw useful conclusions

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All time from 2000 - 2024

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But only for shopping /s

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I assume it’s to humanize the victims of homicides, rather than portraying them as mere statistics on a spreadsheet.

Kinda sad tho

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Here’s the reason for why the data is public (according to them)

This is why VG publishes an overview of all Norwegian murders

All murders have ripple effects. For the immediate family, for the local community and for society at large. VG has mapped all murder cases from 2000 to the present day.

Openness about who, where, how and why people are killed is important in order to be able to conduct a knowledge-based debate about murder as a social problem. It is only when the public knows what is happening that it is possible to implement preventive measures.

In recent years, a number of miscarriages of justice have been uncovered. VG believes that openness about criminal cases and legal processes is an important safety valve for avoiding prejudgment - and strengthening legal certainty for both victims and suspects.

Through its work on the report series “The unsolved deaths”, VG revealed in 2023 that the official Norwegian statistics on unsolved murders were missing several murder victims. This underlines the need for an ongoing public overview of all murder cases - regardless of police assessments.

This text was translated to English using deepl. Here’s the original article

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The reason for Norway having one of the longest coastlines is that it has a large number of small islands.

It’s on an island

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So what you’re saying is that cities were made by governments in order to control the population, and to some degree reduce overcrowding? /s

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If I remember correctly, the police failed to arrive quickly because he bombed a government building in central Oslo. When they did arrive to the general area, they found out that the amount of equipment they had to bring with them caused them to exceed the weight limit of the boat they used which in turn flooded the engine with water. To add to the series of unfortunate events and general incompetence, they were forced to travel 3.6 km to the island instead of the planned 600m, adding delays to their arrival.

I remember the days after the attacks as I couldn’t attend school due to many of the teachers losing their children at Utøya. Many of the teachers I had resigned as they couldn’t bear the weight of lost family.

It still messes with me even though I was 6 or 7 when this happened, and wasn’t directly affected. I can’t think of how much pain those parents had to have endured

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When you’re logged out, you can only access data on antisocial people, like logged out of society.

Love the accidental metaphor

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Have you tried turning the victim(s) on then off again? If that doesn’t fix your issue I suggest you call tech support. Their local hotline is 112, and if you’re looking for the international one it’s 911. Both lines are toll free.

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Ah yes. Why did I not think of that

Sparky OP ,
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Thanks for the correction. How did I mess that up…

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1/5th of norway’s population lives in Oslo which is why the homocide rates seem inflated on that map

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Aww how inspirational

Sparky OP ,
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✨Dyslexia✨

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I’m ready for the trans mission, but are you ready for the transistor? https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/c9b5821a-f4e8-4ff9-9b1c-d77f576939b1.png

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It kinda looks like there was text someone removed

Sparky ,
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The cheese gobbler

Sparky ,
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Not to say they did a bad job hiding usage of chat gpt, but they did a surprisingly bad job at hiding the usage of chatgpt on their article…

Cant wait for these learning platforms to include shitpost code because the ai was trained on reddit

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Yea I’ve heard they’re testing ip over pigeon to increase customer internet speeds

Sparky OP ,
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Well you gotta cook the fish sticks

Sparky ,
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So either our goblin can’t be wet from water, or it’s pregnant…

Sparky ,
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The recipe states that you have to heat the fish until the geiger counter goes off, not until it starts glowing red.

ExplanationIn practice this would be absurd to achieve.
As you continue to heat an object, it starts to glow due to the infrared light it emits (the one we perceive as heat) that transitions to a red glow as the frequency emitted gets higher (that’s why that fish is glowing). If we continue to heat the fish until it reaches millions of degrees celcius, it’s frequency should shift to the ionizing range(radioactive), and set off the geiger counter

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Yea i didn’t think of that, but tbh this entire thing is super theoretical as who is actually able to heat a fish to binding temperature for it to evaporate to co2 from a BBQ.

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Why has noone made a movie of this. It literally sounds like a great plot for some thriller, but where the main character is unfazed.

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That’s the end user! /s

Sparky ,
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Does it just overclock your cpu to introduce instability that might flip the correct bits back to their normal state?

Sparky ,
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No No the ai feature is based on windows recall, so when you loose your progress, it can use the hundreds of thousands of screenshots to play the game for you

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Stop calling out my commit messages… I swear “fixed bug x (for real this time)(ok now it should be fixed) added feature y” is a valid commit message scheme.

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Tbh i think Microsoft has a better track record of breaking, fixing and then un-fixing their software

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