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h14h , in Who knew 1989 was an uneventful year in China

Additionally…

Uyghurs when they’re detained sent to a concentration camp free job training program:

Chuckles. I’m in danger immensely grateful to the glorious Chinese Communist party for graciously offering me this tremendous opportunity.

iforgotmyinstance , in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

You underestimate how much people fuck. It’s a physical compulsion. People be fuckin.

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

We have all met your mother

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Curious. You speak fervently of your constant sexual encounters with my mother.

Yet you also seem predisposed to share how her appearance is grotesque, and her body mass rivals that of marine animals, that her odor is extreme, suggesting per your own words that she is unwashed for several decades.

Perchance, is this your sexual preference and you merely project it upon dearest mother mine?

Cabrio ,

Nah, you momma’s just so fat her gravitational field pulls the semen from those who pass her sphere of influence.

Pregnenolone ,

Hey! Don’t bad mouth your mother. She’s a beautiful and generous lady.

hungryphrog ,

Yay, body positivity!

blacklizardplanet , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Subscriptions are out of fucking hand.

Zeroxxx ,

It has been normalized by Streaming Services. Sad situation.

WhatASave ,

Looks like pirating is back on the menu, boys!

TIEPilot ,

Never stopped my friend…

paddirn , in Elon announces new Twitter logo

This would somehow be an improvement, as it would be instantly recognizable by millennials everywhere.

xantoxis ,

This thing’s been around since the 70’s. I think any generation would recognize it.

Shrek ,
Hextic ,

1533 The Ambassadors painting. Middle section, sideways.

Beelzebubba ,

I’d never seen this one before, but there it is

outdated_belated ,

💀

WarmSoda ,

It is The Apple of True Knowledge

Shrek ,

youtu.be/RQdxHi4_Pvc

That things been around for a very long time lol

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/RQdxHi4_Pvc

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

kresten ,

Good bot

phoenixz , in "what happened??"

CEO’s need to get comfortable not owning anything anymore

Crikeste , (edited )

CEOs need to get comfortable with not existing.

CEO at my job can’t even do the most menial task in the warehouse. Companies will be fine without their posh little darlings

someguy3 , in I'm just a kid and life is nightmare... I know its not fair

The kid probably gets a kick out of making the whole class stay. Punishment needs to exclude them, like that’s the very nature of punishment.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

From what I understand from my experience, the philosophy is that by pissing off the other kids they will call out the shitty kid when they act out.

Of course, this has never worked a single time in human history, but schools keep fucking doing it for some reason.

DrDominate ,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t work because bullying is punished by the school. How are they supposed to teach their peers valuable lessons. /s

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

You use /s but that is the double standard I always thought of. That and how it seemed odd that they wanted us to be responsible for babysitting each other.

Sorry this has got me a little heated bc this kinda shit happened to me all the time in school and it sucks to know it’s still an issue.

idiomaddict ,

I’m autistic, so grain of salt, but I’ve been specifically advised to do something that feels like bullying to me by someone with a degree early child development. I think the difference is that I’m unlikely to take it too far, but maybe they were just a radical and I absolutely should not be doing this. What do you guys think:

After a 3-5 year old kid goes to the bathroom, ask if they washed their hands, and if they say no, you make a grossed out face and say “eeeewww, that’s dirty. You need to do that before we can play together.”

It’s obviously a more constructive type of “bullying” than is standard, and you’re supposed to pair it with exaggerated relief and excitement to play as soon as they’ve washed their hands, so the last impression in the kid’s head isn’t rejection, but it still feels mildly iffy to me. I’m fucking terrible with kids though, so I don’t trust my own instincts.

5too ,

I don’t think it’s bullying, because bullying involves tormenting them - finding what they react negatively to, and pushing on that. Here, you’re letting them know that there’s something you need them to do before you’re comfortable playing with them. You might think of it as modelling how to protect your own bodily autonomy!

For me, when my kids were going through that, I’d say something like “Ack! Don’t touch me with poo hands! Go wash first, then you can climb on me!” It’d generally get a giggle, then they’d go finish washing up. You’ll want to pay attention to their reaction whatever you do, but if you make it clear they’re still welcome to play, I don’t see how it could be bullying.

Ilovethebomb ,

It works in military settings, where you are expected to work as you team and keep an eye on your colleagues. Not so much in a school.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Oh, it works… It turns the group against the kid. They may or may not attempt to police the behavior, but they won’t do it effectively. They will resent the kid though

And isolated kids are famous for being obedient

Mr_Blott , in Ballaholic I'm guessing

Imagine all the time this guy saves by typing like he’s doing it with his fucking face

Emerald ,

It’s sorta greentext-like

minibyte ,

b4

That’s a bingo!

ouRKaoS ,

He’s an amateur, he typed out “ate” instead of using “8”!

jaybone ,

But what is he hiding?

disguy_ovahea , in The more you know

You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

ricdeh ,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

ignotum ,

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What steam punk yee ass people are you… It’s the electric age you bafoons /s

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

What/s the 's for?
Of course we use the horn battery.

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I added it mainly to insure myself against people who get offended after not understanding a joke

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

But it is the electric age!!

bstix ,

How much electricity do you even have?

Fisch ,
@Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

3, at least

ignotum ,

I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

xlash123 ,
@xlash123@sh.itjust.works avatar

Similar story with blinker fluid

desktop_user ,

what about the wiper hydrolics?

superkret ,

My horn fluid spills out whenever my bottom gets pumped.

ummthatguy , in I'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3DltR09UA2o/maxresdefault.jpg

Hated that mission, but not as much as the RC planes side mission with David Cross.

aeronmelon , (edited )

The Zero missions were single-handedly the hardest and most infuriating tasks in any GTA game ever!

When your parents walk in and say, ‘I thought this was a game about driving and police chases. You’ve been flying that toy helicopter for over an hour.’ you have no recourse but to silently realize they’re right and you maybe wasted the last week and a half making yourself unhappy by playing missions that you hate.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

You are not alone. I do not blame David Cross, for he is a brilliantly funny comedian who must also make a living. It is a hard lessen learned to realize that Rockstar is full of shit… or, more importantly, to recognize when to let go and move forward.

aeronmelon , (edited )

David Cross is great, but he’s also not going to say no to a paycheck.

He was in two live-action Chipmunk movies, after all.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Never bothered to watch, but well aware. I’ll always hold a special place in my heart for Mrs. Featherbottom.

https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3yueM3Ic1qgbxryo1_400.gif

iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

So full of hope in this still lol

Lightsong ,

Huh I didn’t remember that one being hardest. The hardest part for me was one of the races, I couldn’t win because everyone was just too fast for me but somehow plane crashed ahead of me and killed everyone so I took the W.

Teknikal ,
@Teknikal@eviltoast.org avatar

I see this said a lot I had no issues at all with them I did have trouble with the timing of the car hydraulics in that game though. I think with the pc version the timing was all wrong but yeah I got past the rc bits I think first time.

flambonkscious ,

Yeah, that’s some shit

iamericandre , in Suddenly it all makes sense.

I try not to body shame people but wtf is that

nebulaone , (edited )
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

Doing Steroids and not working out. Edit: HGH to be precise. And also for legal reasons: I just personally think so, I don’t know for sure.

casmael ,

Yeah

iamericandre ,

Huh, the more you know

casmael ,

*hormone you know

Tangent5280 ,

Whats the difference between a hormone and a steroid?

casmael ,

No difference at all if you’re Elon musk and you take that shit but don’t bother to actually work out

maniclucky ,

In this case, nothing. High dose testosterone is a hormone, hgh is a hormone. Both are PEDs (performance enhancing drugs). Now, the difference between them is a bit more interesting.

Testosterone, the original steroid, makes you big by maximizing your existing muscles (super paraphrased, as is everything I’m about to say). It’s the one that gives you breasts and shrinks your balls (for those that have them).

Human growth hormone makes you big by inducing the creation of new muscle. As well as everything else. The stand outs being the heart, which you really don’t want to grow, and the intestines, which gave bodybuilders roidgut.

Like I said, very paraphrased, but that’s the gist of it. And doesn’t touch more advanced things like tren.

disguy_ovahea ,

You gotta pay by the hour to make a hormone.

too_high_for_this ,

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

Liz ,

Alternate explanation:

Hormone: Pretty much any chemical your body uses for intra-body signaling. Signaling in this case can be anything from dumping adrenaline in order to move blood preferentially to the muscles, to the production of estrogen in order to promote cell growth in certain organs.

Steroid: A particular class of compounds grouped by the existence of a particular quartet of carbon atom rings inside each of the molecular structures. They have a very wide range of roles across the tree of life. Examples include, but are not limited to: testosterone, cholesterol, ergosterol, and progesterone.

Steroid (colloquial meaning): Pretty much any performance enhancing drug, including hormones and actual steroids.

HowManyNimons ,

Will he die soon?

nebulaone ,
@nebulaone@lemmy.world avatar

no

PlaidBaron ,
@PlaidBaron@lemmy.world avatar

On a human timescale? No.

On a cosmic timescale? Hell yeah.

eestileib ,

Rob Liefeld did the character design

Quetzalcutlass ,

Is that why the feet are cropped out too?

eestileib ,

😄

caboose2006 , in Toot toot

I literally laughed so hard I cried.

coaxil ,

I laughed so hard I legit farted.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I chuckled softly and did a mild burp.

Jano ,

I didn’t laugh, but I shat myself to compensate.

occhionaut ,

Did you say “toot toot” first?

coaxil ,

I am not that advanced as of yet, I will work towards this though!

NikkiDimes ,

Dude, if my boss did this, I would never recover. I think I would laugh until I asphyxiated myself.

airbreather , in An informative martial arts infographic

New Zealand was not Kung Fu fighting

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Carl Douglas does not believe in the existence of New Zealand.

sem ,

Do they have l/mapswithooutNZ yet?

I assume that’s how you refer to sublennies around here

Terrapinjoe , in Social Engineering
@Terrapinjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Also works for inside locations if you are carrying a large bag of food or several pizza boxes. I’ve snuck into some concerts with the pizza box method.

SkyeStarfall ,

Damn, free concert and pizza??? Talk about two in one deal

Empricorn ,

I mean, they probably still bought the pizza. I don’t think they made it from scratch and then put it in an old pizza box…

Entropywins ,

No they put on a high vis vest walked into a pizza place, grabbed pizza and was off to next target

ZeffSyde ,

I got backstage access at a U2 concert pretending to be delivering potatoes.

Fester , (edited ) in Basically a van

slaps roof This bad boy can fit so many fuckin Worfs in it.

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/6133af72-7d50-414e-8175-9c0899d0f289.jpeg

Waveform ,

Maximum Worf

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Maximum Woof.

0x0 ,

Worf factor 5

5too ,

so many fuckin Worfs

…so it’s a party van!

CountVon , in I wonder what they smell like.
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

They smell like plastic, metal, complex hydrocarbons, and death.

CMDR_Horn ,

To be fair, they only develop that hint of death just the once.

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