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balderdash9 , in I'll get some water while you finish reading
MaxVoltage ,
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i cant imagine trying to play wizard games with a fighters brain

Lexam , in Mouth

You see they want to be eaten.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.

Rai ,

Vore me mommy uwu

100_percent_a_bot ,

How can I delete someone else’s comment?

key ,

Connect to your instance’s PG and run: DELETE comment WHERE body ILIKE ‘%uwu%’;

Darken ,
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  • Rai ,

    thonx beb <3

    feedum_sneedson ,

    Dee, that’s weird even for you.

    Rai ,

    HOW DÜ Ü NO ME

    also you are correct

    Hoagie ,
    @Hoagie@lemmy.ca avatar

    The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

    Globeparasite , in Discord rule
    Etterra ,

    Yeah, it’s discord, not fucking 4chan. Have a little decorum, ya reprobate.

    Retrograde ,
    @Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

    Discorum*

    AngryCommieKender , in Microplastic overdose

    I mean there was some joke libertarian candidate that literally ran under the slogan “Make America Grate Again” claiming that he would outlaw sliced and shredded cheeses to make America embrace its graters and its grating roots.

    pete_the_cat ,

    I bought a rotary grater about two years ago thanks to a post on Reddit and I rarely ever buy sliced cheese anymore, if I do it’s the kind that comes in one pack with parchment paper in between the slices.

    n00b001 ,

    How is clamping down on the freedom companies have to make plastic cheese, and the freedom for people to buy it… Libertarian?

    Isn’t that pretty authoritarian?

    tigeruppercut ,

    No no, you see, it’s because libertarians are dumb

    InternetCitizen2 ,

    They are tho

    STRIKINGdebate2 , in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    We are all prostitutes in some way, shape or form under capitalism. Tell them that at thanksgiving and example that renting yourself to a company to drive trucks, scan tills,deliver pizza is not that different to renting yourself out for sex. Both involve you doing a service for others in exchange for cash.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    This is the sort of lighthearted shitpost response I always hope for when I post something like this.

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    Isn’t prostitution usually exploited by organized crime?

    100_percent_a_bot ,

    One could quivle about the difference between prostitution and sex work but generally speaking you are correct

    RegalPotoo ,
    @RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

    Only in countries where sex work is illegal.

    You’d think that a country with a recent, well documented, lived example of how prohibition doesn’t actually fix anything might have learnt something from the experience

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    Just because we can’t enforce something 100% all the time, every time, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try.

    After all, is murder and theft can’t be fully stopped, should we just say screw it and get rid of the laws forbidding it?

    RegalPotoo ,
    @RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s a false equivalence.

    I’m not saying that we shouldn’t prohibit people from doing antisocial things that harm others, I’m saying that adults doing things/consuming things/selling things in a safe, regulated way where everyone consents, understands what they are doing and the risks associated and no one gets hurt probably shouldn’t be illegal.

    Outtatime ,
    @Outtatime@sh.itjust.works avatar

    What a great point.

    The communist prostitute is so much better

    Justas ,
    @Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Seize the means of reproduction!

    Imgonnatrythis , in Super secret

    When the dog dies because it didn’t get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.

    zaphod , in Horny old lady

    Compliment? Seriously? That’s just creepy.

    Fleur__ ,
    @Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

    One might call it weird even

    Touching_Grass ,

    LETS GET WEIRD

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    As a man, we don’t get many compliments, so we often take what we can get.

    1847953620 ,

    You’re as handsome as a fish which is handsome and gets all the fish-ladies.

    dadGPT , in but idk tho

    also add " no offense " at the end of offensive statements to make them non offensive

    metaStatic ,

    I always append no offence to benign statements to mess with people.

    No offence.

    Kase ,

    No offense, but this is a pretty funny idea. I’m no expert tho

    Aurenkin ,

    I like what you’ve done with your hair, no offence.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

    No offense.

    Daft_ish , (edited )

    I do not respect you and would not care or even notice if you disappeared tomorrow and no one ever found you because you had been kidnapped and murdered in the worst way imaginable.

    No offense.

    Bluehood380 ,

    Hey. Fuck you.

    No offense.

    Daft_ish ,

    😢

    Jumuta ,

    why the fuck are you offended? They CLEARLY said “no offense” idiot

    No offense.

    Bluehood380 ,

    Hey. I love you.

    No offense.

    Daft_ish ,

    😭 😭 😭

    floofloof ,

    And prefix racism with “I’m not racist but…”

    bingbong ,

    I’m not racist but no offense

    MonkderZweite ,

    Fuck off.

    No offense.

    rostby ,

    No hate, but fuck you

    sigh ,
    @sigh@lemmy.world avatar

    but idk tho

    DharmaCurious , in Anything else?
    @DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

    Good God, we really will use anything but the metric system.

    Deuces ,

    500 kilodollars

    DharmaCurious ,
    @DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

    Lmao

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Or 488.28 kibidollars.

    MissJinx , in Dibbs
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron

    ThirdWorldOrder ,

    Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip

    who8mydamnoreos ,

    And slide

    TheYear2525 , in How they got their names

    Smart to put IDELAND and IEELAND next to each other so the programmers and electrical engineers can work closely together.

    ScreamingFirehawk ,

    There’s a first time for everything I guess

    TheYear2525 ,

    First time since the 70s, I suppose. Though there weren’t IDEs then.

    Moc ,

    I don’t even work together with other programmers

    XTornado ,

    Unpair Programming FTW!

    Cruxifux , in Targeted ads be Wilding

    I’ve been cutting every piece of software that shows me ads out of my life. I basically just have Lemmy and streaming services now. It’s pretty great, but now if I’m somewhere and I see or hear an ad I get extremely annoyed.

    Exusia OP ,
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    The lemmy post about them feeling gross was relatable. Like everyone’s so fake enjoying [product] and you’re just watching asking "how does this convince anyone to buy [product]

    dojan ,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    Doesn’t everyone feel this way about ads? I don’t feel like the advert algorithms ever get a good lock on me. On the few occasions I’ve gotten adverts it has been for things like “Visit the UAE” or “Visit Dubai” and a lot of pregnancy and feminine hygiene related stuff.

    I’m a gay man. Pretty sure I’d get stoned to death in Dubai/UAE, and pregnancy is just not on the menu for me.

    sacredbirdman ,

    Yup, they never figured me out either.. Ads are annoying and stupid and thinking about how much resources are poured into them and how much everyone's time is wasted makes me angry.

    genoxidedev1 ,
    @genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

    I don't remember the last time I ever saw an ad but I'm pretty sure if I got one it would be completely unrelated as well. I got way too many different personas on the interwebs. I don't even know anymore which one is real.

    bigdog_00 ,

    This is me with those stupid “Dude relaaaaaaaxxxx” ads for Hello Fresh. I watch them, oddly mesmerized by how bad they are. Also some of the things they show are literally 3 ingredients (potatoes, cheese, pepper for smashed potatoes).

    To their credit, they’ve stopped claiming they’re cheaper than groceries

    Rai ,

    This thread is so wild, I haven’t seen ads in so long (unless you count ads disguised as organic posts.)

    I don’t know any of these things. Everyone needs a PiHole.

    bigdog_00 ,

    I have it, unfortunately it does not seem to block Snapchat ads. Or maybe it does and I just haven’t noticed? A lot of the time I’m using Snapchat out of the house, I haven’t bothered to set up an exit note for tail scale yet (Even worse, tell scale is still broken for me on Android)

    Rai ,

    I don’t think it can block Snapchat or YouTube ads :c

    Ublock works a dream on YT, but I don’t use Snapchat so I don’t have a solution for that.

    _number8_ ,

    i love sports so unfortunately it’s being injected into my eyeballs every game everywhere

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social avatar

    Yeah, I’ve noticed it’s gotten really bad. I’m not a sports fan myself, but I’ve tried watching NFL with my brother, and it’s borderline unwatchable due to the sheer amount of ads.

    gravitas_deficiency ,

    I basically just have Lenny and streaming services piracy now

    FTFY

    Cruxifux ,

    Bruh it’s seriously starting to look like that’s how I’m gonna do shit from now on. Streaming services are getting enshittified like crazy.

    asexualchangeling ,

    I’m extremely close to doing the same, YouTube is hanging on by an adblock thread

    alienzx , in But my WiFi is just fine!

    Have that router. Snakey boy wins.

    eating3645 ,

    How do you find it? Do you manage the scary spikes?

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    If you flip it upside down it’s a Halloween spider decoration.

    mvirts ,

    You must have forgotten to sharpen the spikes 😹

    name_NULL111653 , in TIL about the many forms of spaghetti

    Pasta. Not spaghetti. Spaghetti is a type of pasta, as are the rest of these. But these others are not spaghetti.

    Seraph ,
    @Seraph@kbin.social avatar

    He is so lucky I don't report him to the Italian Pasta Board, or he'd never eat "sketti" again.

    The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Not the sketti! Please have mercy!

    name_NULL111653 ,

    (Sith Lord Voice)

    Italian? I am the Italian!

    darcy ,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    stop factchecking liberal

    CurlyMoustache ,
    @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

    What do you call a fake noodle?

    h14h , in Who knew 1989 was an uneventful year in China

    Additionally…

    Uyghurs when they’re detained sent to a concentration camp free job training program:

    Chuckles. I’m in danger immensely grateful to the glorious Chinese Communist party for graciously offering me this tremendous opportunity.

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