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OmegaMouse , in what then?
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The next step is for Biden’s ear to be grafted into Trump, allowing Biden to take control of his body.

“Aaarghhh get out of my mind, Biden!”

Glytch ,

That would require Trump hypnotizing himself into believing he’s being taken over by Biden (see MGS 4 if you have a full week to mostly watch a game)

Dirk , in have you crimed today?
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

I crossed the road while the traffic light still showed red … twice!

Armand1 ,

Is it true that is illegal in the US? It’s pretty normal in the UK.

Dirk ,
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Not sure, but I think so. But it definitely not legal in Germany!

nichtburningturtle ,
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Not that it’s worth prosecuting.

ChilledPeppers ,

Jay walking, it is illegal in some places, almost never enforced

Jimbo ,
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Illegal in some states I think. Fun fact when the term jaywalking was introduced, the term jay was a legitimate insult, meaning something like country bumpkin

KeefChief13 ,

I think if you are at a designated cross walk you can cross anytime traffic allows even if the signal isnt walk.

MHanak ,

Funny thing is that in poland the fine for jaywalking is lower than a fine for crossing on a red light, so you can just go around the crossing

FooBarrington ,

But red times red is green

aeronmelon , in what then?

“No, this is your old buddy McDonell Miller.”

xkbx , in have you crimed today?

So, get away Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know

Console_Modder ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t do this to me. I don’t want to feel these feelings

EddoWagt ,

And let yourself go

You know you didn’t lose your self controool

There’s just no end at the rainbow

Noite_Etion , in Me after a long night out with the boys
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HerrVorragend , in what then?
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a3498e21-b209-49fd-96fa-e53d586d8f6e.gif

norimee , in Me after a long night out with the boys

Hmm… without the nervous system and all the pain receptors you should feel absolutely fine now.

tfw_no_toiletpaper , in what then?

Thomas Gottschalk

jaschen , in Speed

So when I see those baby on board signs, I give them a pass when they are driving slow or doing silly things at the red light(like pumping their brakes so the car is moving so the baby doesn’t wake up).

DakRalter ,
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Boring fact for the day. The real reason for the baby on board sign isn’t for other drivers, it’s so if there’s an accident, the emergency services will prioritise the cars with the sign. So if you want priority in an accident, you know what to do.

jaschen ,

TIL. Thanks man.

ViscloReader , in what then?

Gas snake be farting on the mission

sundray , in what then?

BROTHER!

ton618 ,
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IT’S BEEN TOO LONG!

moosetwin ,
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since last I’ve seen my son

Opisek ,

lost to this monster

Etterra , in Goodbye, old friend.

So what was it’s name?

Chadus_Maximus ,

Balboa

ChicoSuave , in what then?

Diaper exposed, belly drooping over the front.

taiyang ,

Oh no, not this image before bed. No no no.

HappycamperNZ ,

Quick, find the porn.

No Rule 34, not you!!!

T00l_shed ,

His FUDA?

Fizz , in what then?
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Shaun cooked a little much

bruhduh ,
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Colonel_Panic_ , in Virginia is shrinking!

I still don’t understand why they named West Virginia so. Virginia has land further West. North Virginia?

lseif ,

the nucleus of Virginia Proper is further east

Pulptastic ,

Western Virginia doesn’t matter.

Colonel_Panic_ ,

Where is the mitochondria of Virginia though?

Ultraviolet ,

Historical context makes it even weirder. The split was because WV allied with the North in the Civil War, North Virginia makes infinitely more sense in more ways than one.

Colonel_Panic_ ,

That really does. But humans aren’t particularly great at naming things sometimes.

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